Smart Marine

[iDropShot856]

@warmongeringUSA u r a true idiot u know nothing about us military and Americas history u listen to people one time and bam ur brainwashed.

do some research and maybe u will understand american military history better

[calpolyBAM]

bet u i can drink the bottle and scream at the same time if im getting shot it lol

[BruceJBCpaintball]

"I can feel it", that's what she said bro.

[DanielRyanScott]

Looks like an MRAP or MATV to me

[skinywtboy]

smart marine.. thats an oximoron if i've ever heard one

[taylor189]

Thats what your nose is for. Just sayin.

[Mareritt]

Doc wins!

[GiFtEdv3]

This Marine has Jedi Mind Tricks

[KevinLuhrs]

LOOOOOOOL awesome

[MrLatinobiker]

yeah so smart....!!!!! domb ass hahahahah just kidding guys hahahaha i know how it is at there.....

[EquipaPatriot]

A smart Marine would be a former Marine and protesting the corruption in the United States.

[iDropShot856]

@EquipaPatriot no that would be a brainwashed marine

[ferdin12]

He purposelly filled his lungs with water so he can get pnumonia

[TStrince]

Is that a Humvee?

[4jane2man0]

@TStrince nope a lambo..

[TStrince]

@4jane2man0 ah...but i thought humvees were slightly bigger then lambos

[USAFFountain]

@TStrince I think that may be an AMTRAC.

[TStrince]

@USAFFountain ....an AMTRAC is a train...

[USAFFountain]

@TStrince AMTRAK fuck head.

[TStrince]

@USAFFountain >.>

you said AMTRAC i thought meant the train >.>

[SaintVanodia]

Rule one: never try to disprove the Doc. Good job guys, keep up the good work and stay safe.

[corcoranbrian5]

i can do that without drowning

lol

[ArmyPrivateKing]

There all having fun. And that's is a main thing over there, you can't breakdown.

[TommyHN]

@warmongeringUSA This guy is a Marine, he is NOT in the Army. There -IS- a difference.

[joeincali]

the reason i watched this video cause i couldnt believe the title....SMART MARINE i was like really i have to see this lol and yeahp it was a JarHead....

[ReverendNillerz]

Smart marine is an oxymoron.

[aliyahrae14]

wowza1 i didnt know you could feel water in your stomach! :O

[futuremarine2013ify]

@aliyahrae14 if your really hot and drink somthing cold or if your cold and drink something hot u can feel it i was so cold i was getting frost bite and when i got home i started drinking hot water and i could feel it go down into my stomach

[honorific88]

Smart Marine is an oxymoron

[mr1000rx]

must be due to all that illegal torture they call water boarding.

[Striker51z]

@mr1000rx water torture isnt even that bad compared to other forms. Besides how else do you expect people to interigate a captured enemy and get them to talk.

[david102994]

"was it the taliban or the al queda that killed this soldier"

"actually sir, he took a sip of water and drowned"

[vanmeter08]

@david102994 you misspelled Marine in your comment..

[MrSanchwhich]

MEANWHILE, IN COUNTRY....

[alyssaM09]

I want the nickname Doc. :(

Anyway, semper fi!

[aliyahrae14]

@alyssaM09 then be a Corpsman

[melesenfermo]

mrap



[ieatporkpies]

If a bit of water went into you're lungs, you would die in a day or 2.

[WolfyNigga]

@ieatporkpies are you stupid? when people drown and are rescued from the water, they have inhaled large amounts of water, CPR causes you to expel the water from your lungs. dont pretend you know something when you actually dont dumbass.

[kenfo0]

@WolfyNigga you can still die from infection.

[hmustang123321]

@ieatporkpies not true. condensation can build up in your lungs up to 12% of its surface area. after that or the water builds up more than that, the lung sends messages to your brain to start choking to cough up the water. it can hurt you but not kill.... unless it was enough water to not be able to cough up then youd drown inside out lol

[kenfo0]

@hmustang123321 nonsense

[thommyg1000]

hydration is continuous even while breathing rah

[thommyg1000]

hydration is continuous rah

[Medivac12]

he looks like the machine gunner from Battle:La

[honeyllia]

you guys really are MARINES ...lmao

[FallenTigerXD]

is the jeep that big inside?

[zerochild99]

babies are able to drink and breath at the same time, its just the fact that it becomes unnecessary shortly after birth and is forgotten

[anah444]

That's cute

[eaglerouge]

What are they ridin in?

[TheWazdatsky]

@eaglerouge MRAP bro

[asihinerice04]

epiglottis. heard of it?

[icommentyou]

swallow the water, not just drink it.

[Misternightout]

Alexander seems kinda gay. Lol.... Hes cute. =)

[flojan03]

This is anatomy of the human body. You cannot breath and swallow at the same time, but nice try!!! :)))))))) Take care!

[a2n2queen]

"It went into my stomach. I could feel it." Ah ha ha ha.

[20000000000000000ist]

dumass

[wormmy158]

LOL!!!! I can feel it.... I can feel it T_T

[yeizon101]

first they train marines to breath underwater, then they teach them how to run through walls and make goats faint, by looking at them.

[mikey5014]

@yeizon101 HEY!!!.... i love that movie. :D

[Zachaccount93]

@yeizon101 lol nice

[christhegreatish]

@yeizon101 there actually are goats called fainting goats and if you scare them they faint

[FraggingBard]

@christhegreatish

Seriously?

Man.. I want.. Several thousand

[MUJUNKY]

@yeizon101 is that a reference to the movie "men who stare at goats" ?



[ONEOFHAM2]

"No, it went into my stomach... I can feel it."

[sergaiey]

Well placed Corpsman.

[SemperFraternus]

This proves it... you can drown int eh middle of a desert.

[SinerAthin]

@SemperFraternus

Not possible unless you're American xD

[no2wavesarethesame]

hahaha....

[edklong]

The Few, The Proud, The Bored - Joking! Thank you for your service!!

[weaselnewt2]

Lmfao!

[E3R510]

Bored Marines, Semper Fi Jarheads !!!!! OOORRRRAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[controlp41]

shave your stash, that shit an't in regs

[ThemMcDonalds]

so how was that working out for you lol

[slimES104block]

drink a glass of milk n eat an orange see wht happens!

[Skadoodally]

@slimES104block

you watch im going to try it :D

what will happen?

[87poe]

dude what happens?

[devro999]

wow......

[daryps03]

i bet some one now is gonna say fuck it im going to try it.......

[mikedasgerman]

The great battle of the epiglottis. lol

[HafaHaole]

lol He can feel it!

[curtisc057]

you shouldnt diss man discracefull

[sk8ter756]

damn hes soo smart

[d0pod]

lol he so did it

[pcsbyte]

pinch your nose and try that agan. :-)

[MidNightLullibys]

ahaha. wow so i guess my friends and I rnt the only ones that used to skip class..lol :-P

[masonjar9023]

just so you know... a large portion of the Marine recruiters have seen combat and they don't want to be pricks... but they get fucked with more than you know... oh and the Marines are better... because i've trained with army. OO-MOTHER-FUCKN-RAH.

[mindylinky]

I love Marines but lol

[supimAndriy]

it's a physical impossibility baring a strange deformation.

[MCBAJR]

You Are going to drown him. ;  i

[truestyleoutlaw]

hell yeah you know whose worse than recruiters?

moniters! Those guys FUCK everybody!

[Hamby3112]

logical

[futuremomma19]

that was funny as hec lmfao nice real nice

[hottigirl1989]

its still counts hahaha ;)

[JEWFRO503]

...

[raWrfACed]

can you say, epiglottis?

[FROSTYBREWS101]

hey i can do that hold up vid response on the way

[nickthedickrodriguz]

Hey do it.

[FROSTYBREWS101]

na lol i took it out of context and then realized i had better thing to do with my time lol

[nickthedickrodriguz]

haha i thought you were serious cause that would be awesome

[FROSTYBREWS101]

you breath in through you nose and swallow at the the same time...it can be done..key to being chug master

[mdxcutiexo]

LOL i love how after choking he's like ... "i did it!"

[nashvillediva1983]

Don't worry Alexander, we've all done that in one form or another.

[Deadgurl212]

Alex was combing his 70's porno mustache when God was handing out the brains

[mindylinky]

Marines-sheesh-gotta love em

[SuburbanNinja8000]

Ok... never mind... not going to say anything about our Marines... Be sides the Desert is Starting to get to them.

[usmcGirlfriend0106]

MARINES ARE THE BEST BRANCH!!!

FUckin JarheadS!!!

OORAH!

ANd they are the funniest too! hehe.

[onesoldierslove]

i have to agree they are the funniest

[hotpornstar11]

shut up the army isnt better the marines are better duhhhhhhhh lol ;)

[guiltyspark5]

THEIR BOTH GOOD

[kron0725]

lol ARMY...

[kron0725]

are you in the ARMY??

if your not enlist ive enlisted into the Marines!!

then we fight one on one,and so who really is the best!!!

[onesoldierslove]

I'm a former ARMY girl now who has betrayed the army by becoming engaged to a marine besides i beat the hell out of my cosin all the time when we thunder dome and he's a marine

[3ddifusion]

Congrats on the engagement!!!!

I take exception to that. The only people who truly know what a US Marine can fight like are other Devil Dogs and those who have fought against them in combat. Under any other circumstances you are getting a watered down version.

[onesoldierslove]

thanks i honestly dont think i could deal with being a marine myself because so many people talk down to them and that just sucks

[Commiessux]

Hahahaha lol army...are you trying to be funny or totally stupid?

[onesoldierslove]

excuse me i got an 94 on my asvab and i only meet one marine who has come close to my score that marine happens to be my fiance' besides it's getting bad when all my navy coreman friends tell me about how stupid marines are my bff watched him try to walk into medical for an ingrown toenail and actually walk into the door true some marines are book smart and you can train them but most have no common sense i found something very rare my fiance' is smart and has common sense

[Commiessux]

Excuse me but are you some type of ignorance? There are punch of people at my recruiting office made it to 99.Doesn't happen at you place doesn't meant it wouldn't happen somewhere else. We trained 3 days in a week until I got ship out since the army hardly do any pt. It all based on individual. But the truth is we are train harder, more often, will and always the army in readiness, beat that fact ignorance.

[onesoldierslove]

you think you are so high and mighty but at the end of the day i put my military differences aside because i know that at the end of the day each branch is the best at something that makes our branch so stong and makes working in the military if you didn't have your head so far up your ass you might realize that yeah i do bust balls on the other branches but in the end I know we are all on the same side fighting for the same reasons

[Commiessux]

And lmfao, I wasn't the one bragging about my branch first. You were. Idiot.

[onesoldierslove]

so if you have to try to bash the individual instead of joking just bashing the branch then i highly question whether you have a pair

[Commiessux]

Oh I am so sorry then but fact still fact, Marine is stronger than Army because we train more and way harder unless you're comparing between a private Marine with a Corporal Army.

[onesoldierslove]

i have pride in my branch but marines are strong and determined i have to give you credit on that one

[Commiessux]

Oh ok sorry to make this pointless argument too, I do respect Army brothers too. Stay safe.

[onesoldierslove]

Hey don't forget the sisters too my fiance' thinks i'm to firey for my own good so yeah sorry if i seem like a hot head

[KaOssis]

HAHAHAH, what a pratt! I've been doing that trick since I was born, you have to have a twisted asophigus to do that one, heheheh!.

[jack30474]

"smart marine" that's funny lol

[ThePhoenixAscendant]

Aspiration, much?

[srf457]

haha stubborn just like my marine bf but at least hes smart

[kiwilimew]

Omg, Lol. This is why I love Marines.

Not only are the stubborn, but they're the best!

Can't wait until I enlist in July :]

[lee1990hull]

Extra meat for the grinder!

[keulekavlinski]

may he should try first to sit and to think at the same time.....!

at least he s as clever as the president...

[Syllvix]

Love my MARINE !:D LOL But this guy is funny lol

[DOGperson629]

lmfao hilarious =]

[syllyme]

You guys are funny. Thanks!

[anhacus]

Marines kill everything they see, and that's good enough for me.

[Joseph88keyz]

The human fish. lol.

 Thank you for your service to our country.

[delaney12]

@Joseph88keyz hahahahaha my thoughts exactly...the only guy in the world who can drin water and breathe at the same time...and hes a marine..hooohhhhraaaaaa

[layin22s]

Marines arent known to be the brightest... I can say that from my own experience

[Adrien2699]

we can do everything.

[screamfericecream]

lol!

[maverickM249]

hey thats my name, lol

[BeckaTorres]

alexander is a nice name. your such a dork :] to cute

[captivemrhanky]

lol

[GaudyAppartment]

Haha

[SgtATON]

Thou shalt not doubt thine doc.

[kitten195]

funny.