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  • Acá estamos los pajeros viejos.

  • Overrated

  • ahhh Jessica so HOOOOOOT

  • Is the waitress the girl who played Roxie in Scott Pilgrim vs the World?

  • 1:12 damn you Jessica...damn you...

  • She looks a little stiff.

  • The highlight of Jessica Alba's career.

  • R.I.P Brittany Murphy

  • Anyone who knows which music Jessica Alba is originally dancing to? Not the song in the movie, it was added in later.

  • i find this easy to masturbate too... discuss.

  • 0:02 the woman in the ciggarettes box looks deformed

  • Best film scene ever

  • son of a bitch. shes so hot, this part of the movie is right up there with salma hayek doing that snake dance in dusk till dawn

  • @BowSlingah I couldn't have said it any better myself. I honestly don't know which one was better...... I might say Alba by a hair.

  • ...kinda wish she was topless like in the comics...still, can't complain lol...

  • shes so beautiful and the movie is so strange....

  • Just uploaded Jessica Alba nude shower scene from Machete in 1080p check it out! :)

  • 52 people are clearly gay

  • i fapped to this

  • nancy loves double anal

  • Whats the song that plays in the background?

  • love jessica alba ahahahaha really hot bro

  • this number below video actually shows how many times guys masturbed watching jessica alba dancing.

  • @Tabrox22 While listening to Bruce Willis's husky male voice? I don't think so. There are videos of this with music put over it that they jerk to.

  • Bruce Willis' only line should have been... "goddamn."

  • she sooo hott ! but im straight !

  • quien me puede decir el nombre de la canción q baila Jessica Alba en esta esena grasias ....

  • @HEBIBERSERK la canción se llama "absurd" y puedes encontrarla en el soundtrack de la pelicula. :D

  • Nice.

  • You can keep your stupid looking Picasso paintings and your diamond encrusted human skulls.

    That my dear friends is art.

  • @a1974h amen to that.

  • Cellar

  • Can't stop hand....reaching into pants....wait why am I resisting? YES! YES!! YES!!! YES!!!! THAT'S HOT!!!

  • @DJpeeinmyjays Freak.

  • Keep programming for the masses. You have a great hustle Sergei.

  • This is what men love. 

  • that guy on the right at 1:16 looks like that guy with the golden voice

  • Jessica Alba should play Kate Bryant in "Last Rites: The Return of Sebastian Vasilis"

  • my absolute favorite!!

  • Oh my god her ass!

  • J-man likes

  • alba is hottttt

  • This is the only reason i watched this movie

  • hawt hawt hawt hawt! When did Britany die? LOL how did I not know that she died?

  • @SGTProduction like 2 years ago or something.

  • omg alba is just too hot! damn!

  • i wanna eat that wet cunt for hrs

  • Looks like no one else has noticed this: there are no fans around to explain what her hair is doing! Either there's a very dramatic wind in there, or her hair has the power to defy gravity.

  • @HowlsInTheDistance it is called a fan that you can't see because it is a movie

  • @HowlsInTheDistance Its a self proclaimed super stylised noir, its not meant to be realistic...

    Did you know its physically impossible for the human body to punch three cops through a brick wall? Marv does it in the opening scene.

  • @HowlsInTheDistance

    The thing about this film is how it's so subliminal. The whole thing is practically filmed in the dark/shadows. the fact that nothing is making her move and no-one else is getting hit by this wind is a plot device to try an illuminate her so you're attention is caught ever more by her movement, which is like the wind, very breezy.

  • I wouldn't need food if I could just lick that ass for the rest of eternity!

  • i'm sure she slept her way up the ladder. just mad I wasnt at the top....

  • damn i love that bar 0:16

  • As far as the dancing is concerned, this is nothing spectacular. She's hot though.

  • @Sodapoppy147 and the outfit. I'd like her to lasso my cock with her vagina.

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuf and yumi xD

  • Her ass is so fine it actually makes me smile at 0:54

  • hothothothothothothothothothot­

  • HOT DAMN!

    

  • This, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of ''sexy'' !

  • @MrJaKb24 AMEN

  • @MrJaKb24 Ofcourse it is :))

  • One of the best scenes in the history of scenes. Thanks for sharing, BrokeGuy!

  • It's breathtaking!!

  • oh there is also Brittany murphy in this film..

    but what talks about?

  • Best scene for me, thumbs up for a hottie.

  • Also any one wanna have a good jerk go to (dubdubdub.albanude.com)

  • To bad they didnt stick to the comic book Nancy (Jessica Alba) was always topless...Sigh...

  • @11kyzak11 Well, from what I heard, they did ask Alba if she wanted to be nude for the movie but she said no. She just doesn't do full nudes. Ironic since her roles usually involve her doing stuff like this (coughIntoTheBluecough)

  • 0:53-0:59 is my favourite bit.

  • whats the name of the song?

  • @tubechiq88 Fluke - Absurd

  • What;s the name of the song that's playing in the background?

  • @BoskoH5 Fluke - Absurd

  • britney murphy is hot as fuck in this movie, jessica is innocent as fuck

  • random... I find Aerosmith - crazy to go well with this.

  • HOT MEGAN FOX AND JESSICA ALBA NUDES ON MY CHANNEL

  • R.I.P BMurphy, she was going to play a big role in sin city 2.

  • Nappa you fool any idiot can see she's suppressing her sexiness it's atleast two hundred thousand

  • Vegeta, what does the scouter say about her sexiness level?

    It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

  • shes hot but its funny to see how easy it is to get male attention :) gotta love that testosterone!

  • Did only I stopped at the booty? Guess not =]

  • Yeah, i can masturbate for this vid =)

  • 0:54 HOOOOOT!

  • nice i watched this film last nigth is beautiful

  • weird film, but damn jessica is hot and i miss brittany :(

  • I've always found this scene so sad.

    Little innocent girl who Hartigan saves and loves as his daughter turns out becoming a stripper who is in love with him and wants to sleep with him.

  • @aquanaut145 I know man. He was trying to SAVE her from being sexually violated when they first met, and she was doing it willingly when he got out of prison.

  • @grimjester88 uhm what you mean by "willingly" doing it?

  • ''I was expecting a skinny little bookworm maybe a bit too shy for her own good''

  • my friends preacher was bashing this movie. Idiot misses the point of the style of the film and the point. I hate christians

  • @BROKENHOUSEFILMS not all christians are like that plus your being just as judging maybe even worse I'm christian and i love this movie it's so unique and artistic just wanted to tell you that :)

  • @Grimcheshire thats great news

  • @BROKENHOUSEFILMS ..well i agree with you..lot of christians would not like this movie, but i am orthodox christian and i love this movie...so there are normal christians in this world xD

  • The regretted Brittany Murphy... :(

  • OMG stop at 0:55

  • @bananaempijama THE BARE BOOTY BABY

  • i love this movie and jessica alba !!!

  • damn, her dance part is the greatest.

  • Love this film & these 2 are probably my favourite characters. I read that Bruce Willis was kinda worried about the kissing scenes with her & that he tried to get out of doing it, most guys would jump at the chance to kiss her but maybe he felt weird because of the age difference or something.  But hey i'm glad they did it, its a convincing attraction in the film, I'd have no problem kissing Bruce Willis & I'm only 25, who cares he's still a very sexy man, lol. great film :)

  • daaayamm girl. bring dem fajitas to me

  • wt's the song called? I'hv tried "everybody with a high voltage love", "anybody with a high voltage love" as so forth but just can't find it yet.

  • @idmangqn Song is Absurd -Fluke :)

  • @piparkaka thx ^^

  • its not 1080 :(

  • She filled out allright.

  • Search for "send this to JESSICA ALBA." Trust me.

  • Poor Britany Murphy....I always thought she was an underrated actress.

  • i would do ANYTHING for a one night stand with her.

  • er, i wouldn't...

  • That's because you are either a freak, a homosexual, a girl or a man with dignity.

  • WHO GETS THE ENDING? I DIDNT

  • I'm astounded at how good looking Brittany Murphy was. I love Jessica Alba too :)

  • Great movie, Alba smoking hot, and Murphy was nothing to sneeze at

  • She so friggin hot.

    rip B M

  • Search for "send this to JESSICA ALBA." Trust me.

  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo

  • does anybody know which is the song playing in the background?

  • RIP brittany murphy.

  • whats the music in the background a the start of the clip?

  • R.I.P Brit Murphy

  • How hot is Jessica Alba! Wow!

  • Fuckinnnn Hotttttttttt

    She's Hottttttttttttttt

  • shes not that good of a dancer but she looks hot doing it

  • wow~~ i am going to lose it man...

  • rip brittany Everone misses you!

  • @thediamondgoddess4L yeah-such a surprising death.

    too bad she wont be here to be in the second movie...

  • rip brittney murphy.

  • spoko :)

  • this is the first time alba can actually act.not just because the dance is sexy but it's just that in this movie she shows her full potential

  • Shes beautifull.

    Cracking film aswell

  • man, i wish i was gorgeous as her

  • that song thats played through out, heard it sooo many times but haven't got a clue what its called? Does anyone know?

  • Fluke - Absurd (Whitewash edit)

  • awesome stuff, thankyou sooooo much :D

  • SHES THE HOTTEST FUCKING GIRL IN THE WORLD she should be number one for every man and lesbian.

  • hands down this is like the best move she's been in lol

  • Search for "send this to JESSICA ALBA."  Trust me.

  • now that's hot

    that's very hot

  • Search for "send this to Jessica Alba." Trust me.

  • She was always my number one ever since the Dark Angel days. Even after having a baby she still looks like this. Her or Adriana Lima folks, who would you choose, both same age and both had babies

  • Jessica, hands down.

  • Jessica Alba will always be #1. Megan Fox isn't even close.

  • idk man, u have to see selma hayek in dusk til dawn her dance and body......mmm damn....both movies directed by robert rodriguez, he just let both these beauties dance could actually be a tie, but in this case, i respectfully disagree, selma hayek just looks ridiculously beautiful. watch that shit, youll get a boner i promise

  • @crimsonstate true dat

  • @crimsonstate

    I'm totally gay and I totally agree. Jessica Alba is incredible. Megan Fox is a flash in the pan.

  • @crimsonstate it's that hot Latin blood brewing : )

  • @crimsonstate AMEN to that man! fox is not sexy, is a bitch. Jessica on the other hand.. She just... turns you ON. So simple...

  • Search for "send this to Jessica Alba." Trust me.

  • oh my god...it hurts

  • jessica is the best..just saw her pictorial at torontops com ...so hot!

  • ahhhhh sooo sexxy

    i'd fuck a man to have her

  • Why did people give you thumbs down?

    I would too O_O

  • You're kidding right..

  • No one is hotter than Keeley Hazell not even Megan Fox

  • great movie..Mickey Rourke was f***in brilliant as Marv

  • jis i want to have kids with u dam ur fine ass