Ari Shaffir / Superblack

[DRaGON188]

theres a black man working at a bar. a mexican comes in and says "let me get a beer moon cricket" the black man says "sir i would appreciate it if u didnt call me that" the mexican says "cmon bootlips just get me a beer" the blackman says "ok fine u do my job and let me be the customer and u will see how it feels to be called those names" so the blackman comes in and says hey beaner! get me a shot of whiskey!" the mexican says "sorry we dont serve niggers here" lol its just a joke i didnt make

[JR113FTW]

LOL @ the rape whistle sceen 

[rockhaze]

No wonder I've never seen this guy on comedy central...

[Filiolus]

lol at people who think jesus was white, i'm not even religious and i know he wasn't. COMMON SENSE, HE WAS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST YO.

[JaynRye]

"I won't get defended."LOL

[sphinx4real]

Being Jewish is a religion. The "black" Etheopian Falashas were the FIRST Jewish people. The white "Jewish" people we see today are interlopers of the religion and obviously some of the most racist people around as we see in Ari's videos.

[Jontish316]

@sphinx4real There are secular jews dude..

[jakiskrackis]

Ari is a fucking idiot! 

[9Thisismyusername]

Whats the name of the song?



[caucasiansensatn]

@9Thisismyusername do you wanna-mike posner

[MrArson105]

3:20 Dave chappelle

[MrWHOGIVESAFUK]

crack whore

[Brandonb8621]

Whats up with all the hatred towards jews? I mean have any of yall ever been to jew before? Its a great place to go if u need a day off...........................

[marxistral]

0.22 jesus is in america

[sphinx4real]

@marxistral Jesus was dark skinned with thick wooly hair.

[sphinx4real]

@marxistral ....not pale skinned with stringy hair.

[MrNikhilking]

Lmaoo i saw jesus and she looked at the recorder and she said defended she taught that ment offended :D

[themagicfingers]

does anyone know the name of the song in the beginning?

[NickKrone]

@themagicfingers Do U Wanna? By Mike Posner

[Converge1231]

ari you are the shit

[kevin12362]

Grow some balls man if u gona be in the kkk and go into a store were a black guys workin u should say nigger get your black ass back to africa

[mechiefslapahobitch]

Filipinos are 1/2 Chinese and /2 Mexican? No wonder theyre such scumbag fucked up people.

[dellhole3000]

she needs a dentist.

[Arthrias]

the messiah has returned!! :18

[johnediamond]

@Arthrias ...he's a boring fuck...

[Oakshield2]

What's the song called?

[SolidSpartan14]

I actually called the number on the screen at 4:14. Some chick answered at some type of office.

[PowerRizer]

All of his videos are fakes. What a douchebag attention whore.

[noway1106]

Jesus hates Niggers too

[ichbineincoolcat]

DID HE EVER DO THE PROPOSAL!?!?! I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT!

[tslotat13]

No , I Don't Want To Be Your "Baybehh" !

(The Song In The Background)

[ezioaltair03]

wow ,why are my people always the most hated.

[TheCentralServices]

He is a Jew! Can't you see his horns and his claw?!

[martinie57]

as soon as he said black friend she stopped laughing and got all serious lol

[BigTymerPimp]

@MenNude Cool, but I'm right. They just sampled the first few seconds from "You Are The Best Thing". Mike Posner sampled Ray LaMontagne. Maybe you're deaf or retarded or something. Google it.

[johnediamond]

ari is an anti jew get him!

[crusnikgal01]

0:20 Jesus?

[BigTymerPimp]

I know where the sample is from for that song that is playing at the beginning of the video if anyone is interested.

It's from the song "You Are The Best Thing" by Ray LaMontagne. Way better than whatever song is sampling it. You don't have to take my word for it, though.

[ethanPWN3Dyou]

stupid nigger fix your teeth.......ohh she got curbstomped my my uncle thats why her teeth are so bad

[koolkoori]

MIKE POSNER!!

[siccmadeshit]

I WONT GET DEFENDED...... LMAO!

[youngcopta]

was that duncan Trussel at :24 seconds

[Dan138bigd]

@youngcopta not Duncan. That is actually a real dude who walks down there alot. I believe he is a regular person who hangs out at The Comedy Store there on Sunset. I've seen him in other pictures and videos.

[Ice03333]

@youngcopta I paused it. Don't think it looks like Duncan.

[will00oow]

"filipino is like the mexican of chinese" lol!!

and yes i hate so wait for black people table... i'm not being racist.. but they have a lot of weird request... and they tip less than 15% most of the time....

[mymarkis666]

@will00oow Weird requests like what? Lol. Surely they order from a menu?

[will00oow]

@mymarkis666 is "i want my coffee to taste like the 1 in starbuck" is weird?

or i want to get a shot of tequila but i want u to put it in a big glass... and then give me 4 small glasses... and then he want me to charge him for 1 shot of tequila since he said that it's still 1 glass... and after all of that... bam~!!! 1 $ tips

[will00oow]

@mymarkis666 oh and one of them asked me if she could bring the plate home...and she insist to talk to the manager to let her bring the plate home...

[sic666maggot]

AY WUN GET DUHFENDED

[mora382ataoldotcom]

I wonder if this guy's realllyy racist. Maybe it's just all for the sake of a really good laugh hahah.

[mora382ataoldotcom]

@AdventWolfs hahah learn some grammar.

[andre51292]

I never respected Ari shaffir. I thinks hes a douchebag. All those amazing racists videos are such a fucking cop out and he just took the easy way out. Being fucking racist as fuck is such a cheap way of trying to do comedy. Anyone can go up to black person and call them a nigger and go up to a hispanic and call them a spic. Where is the creativity in that. Any frigging redneck from the south can do what this racist jew does.

[teamrawkf1st]

@andre51292 u do it then pussy

[macmula11]

@andre51292 it worked for him tho..so cant really knock it

[66752063686172]

@andre51292 I think the difference with him is that he doesn't run away like a negroid or spiclet would. He stays there, in your face, and just does more and more racist crap until your want to punch him or laugh your ass off. That's the difference. He may be a douchebag, but he has balls because he takes the punch when they throw it.

[manop98]

@andre51292 anyone "can" do it but most people ont have the balls to do it :) thats why people like ari.

[MrURKOzeth]

@manop98 hahah aww you think this is real and he is your hero :) go do some research man.. this is faakeeeee ;)

[tuccake]

@andre51292 All the amazing racist shit was an act. None of it was real. They were all paid actors.

[utubesqueeze]

"You and I look very much alike!"

" 'Jewey'? "

"Yeah! Super Jewey!"

"Well, that's the problem. That's the problem. I don't want to have sex with a mirror..." *SLAP* <3

[elbob17]

Always get a kick out of the fuckos that get into a serious race debate on YouTube after watching a fucking comedy video.

[sexycarln]

When he made the comment about wanting to go to a university of Georgia football game and propose to his boyfriend somehow I think that he wasn't kidding.

[Frequent2001]

blacks around here tip.. must be a US thing..

[TheSqueebis]

is all this real?

[modshroom]

jews are alright but FUCK israel and FUCK zionism.

a bunch of brainwashed cunts

[ericjungleboy]

@modshroom How do you know it's not you who's brainwashed?

[modshroom]

@ericjungleboy

because I live in Israel and know what goes on

[mateo2]

@modshroom

Time for your pills, princess.

[modshroom]

@mateo2

time for you to fuckoff, faggot. 

[mateo2]

@modshroom

I love your picture, makes me want to touch you, mmmmm.

[modshroom]

@mateo2

bro you gay bro 

[mateo2]

@modshroom

I'm having funny thoughts about you and I maybe in the future....ahh nevermind :)

[BrassController]

All the different camera angles make me think it's fake. Maybe not the interviews but really the skits

[CenterEntertainment]

1:08 LOL

[AmericanNS88]

This Jew bastard isn't white, he's a Jew. He is trying to give white people a bad name, but in reality, Jews are the only racists.

[dantro78]

@AmericanNS88 I just checked your profile, and it's hilarious! I can't help but laugh at your kind. It must be frustrating, hating on the people who have done so much for society, including discovering the medical treatments and procedures that have likely benefited you and your family. It must also be frustrating to always project your hate in anonymity, as publicly displaying your ideas likely ends with you hospitalized or dead. No one's scared of you, we think you're a riot!

[ninjanrk]

@dantro78 your obviously a Jew. Becuse you use big words and all Jews are good for are their brains

[dantro78]

@ninjanrk Why, that's a nice compliment...and it's true. Thanks!

[ninjanrk]

@dantro78 saying your only have brains mean you have nothing else. so basically you have no values in life

[AmericanNS88]

@dantro78 Jews are destroying the white race, giving white people a bad name, destroying their pride, lying about history, corrupting the economy and the banks, getting millions of US soldiers killed for Israel's war, 9/11, stealing our money, killing millions of white people in the 20th century, letting all of the immigrants in to white countries. Yeah, Jews are great people.

[dantro78]

@AmericanNS88 I'm sorry, but I find you and your comments so funny. I just don't take you seriously, no offense. I laugh when I see people who post Swastikas on their profile pages. It's 2011, pal, it's hard to shock people these days. Right wing talk radio spreads more hate than you and reaches many more people. Your message is a little tired, it hasn't changed in 70 years. Nazi party needs to spice things up; Is it true you only have 25,000 members in the U.S.? Funny!

[AmericanNS88]

@dantro78 You're right it is 2011, what's your point? Racial tension is very high now, niggers attack whites on a daily basis, the Jews are busy undermining the white race and trying to destroy the West, and we whites are just trying to survive. And no, there are millions of nationalists in America alone, I'm not sure where you got 25,000 from.

[dantro78]

@AmericanNS88 My point is that the Klan doesn't seem very relevant now. If it was, there probably wouldn't be a black president, who may even go on to serve a second term. Like I said, it's hard to shock people. And when politicians get involved with the semantics of race (like Republicans and Tea Party members), it takes away from the effect a group like the KKK can have because they are not the ones controlling the narrative - it's the mainstream. So what will your group do, seriously?

[AmericanNS88]

@dantro78 What does the Klan have to do with who becomes president? Nationalism is rising all over the globe, white people are sick of their countries being mass flooded by immigrants and their government doing nothing but helping more of them come in.

[ericjungleboy]

@AmericanNS88 Yeah, but you forgot something: Black people didn't come to America by choice; they were forced by whites to come here. And then rejected after slavery was abolished. And what about indian tribes? How do you feel about them? This was their land for thousands of years before white people set foot on it. And Mexicans have been in the southwest for centuries.

[AmericanNS88]

@ericjungleboy White people didn't bring Africans here, Jews did. This is a fact covered up in history. White people were here long before the Indians, we were here in the year 7000 BC, long before any Indians were on this continent.

[ericjungleboy]

@AmericanNS88 Are you saying that if Jewish merchants didn't transport slaves from Africa, white plantation owners would never have had Africans brought here? The demand comes first, then the supply comes to meet it. Your logic is as silly as blaming the airlines for the fact that there are tourists in Las Vegas.

[Chrijz]

@ericjungleboy "The Shocking Jewish Role in Slavery: What Jewish Historians Say",

/watch?v=GUE0si2llTY

[ericjungleboy]

@AmericanNS88 And where's your evidence to support the claim that white people have been in America for 7000 years? (and i'm not talking about a few Nordic castaways hauled up on a rock in Nova Scotia).

[AmericanNS88]

@ericjungleboy There were bones and mummies found that scientists found to be from Europe. Meaning we were here at least in the year 7000 BC, probably long before that too. We had civilizations before the Indians.

[NewYorker1350]

@AmericanNS88 Do you really think the Jews are responsible for everything crappy with this world? If so, you need educate yourself. There are no bones or mummies of europeans in America before the year 7000 BC. Thats just something you skinheads made up. Your views are ridiculous. But seriously, do you hate anyone whos not a white? If so, Why? Native Americans and Asians, what do you have against them?

[insanebeatjunkie]

@NewYorker1350 jews are framed like blacks are framed.

[ericjungleboy]

@AmericanNS88 Thanks for the specifics. I did some research, and if you look at the more objective websites (not the racially-biased ones), you will see that scientists did not find the bones or DNA to be from Europe. They found them to be most similar in structure to those of Polynesians and southern Asians. There are also ancient European/Middle Eastern DNA markers among Amerindians, but scientists think they got into the DNA back when their ancestors were still in Asia before settling America

[AdventWolfs]

@ericjungleboy your silly for thinking that blacks where forced here did you know there own people where the one's sellling them?? there own people where selling them off like toys for money

[ericjungleboy]

@AdventWolfs "there own people"? Don't you know that Africa is a huge place that had thousands of tribes, many of which were enemies, during the slave trade era? One tribe did not consider another tribe to be their own people. But who was creating the demand for slaves that caused one tribe to sell its captured enemies to traders? Plantation owners in the Americas. Stop trying to get white people a free pass. History won't let you.

[Jewkake1]

@AmericanNS88 thedailybeast (dot) com/newsweek/2010/05/14/why-am­ericans-think-wrongly-that-ill­egal-immigrants-hurt-the-econo­my (dot) html

[crashartskillz1]

Funny asking blackwoman when they hate Blackmen they have been trained to hate us

[Noremorse715]

And that bitch at the beginning looks like a cave troll on acid.

[Noremorse715]

WTF mexicans? Outside of my garden?(snaps a picture)

[blondeysama]

@Noremorse715 Yea we are doing your fucking jobs lazy ass-wipe

[slotra187]

what happened to this guy?

[johnnygamer2011]

@slotra187 This kike jew was abducted and gassed to death so that he can't blame whites anymore for jew race propaganda.

[DontStep2DubStep]

hahaha he jumps so high when she admits she hates serving black people lol

[peopleofdetroit]

LOL @ the rape whistle.

[princesaweda]

3:20 - 3:25 is the best!!

[wafeman17]

@princesaweda yeah, that guy was so chill.

[Housemaster]

0:53 that's the ol dirty bastard face!

[MingrelianLaz1]

@USAdude30 Yep

[beautymerits]

KOSHER HUMOR!!! KOSHER !!!!!! JEWWwwwwwwwww

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[jaren237]

at 18 seconds is that jesus? lol

[danielstumbl29]

ari is really funny.Too bad he only lives on you tube.

[MingrelianLaz1]

Shut the fuck up u racist fucks and enjoy the video!

[batvette]

lighten up people.

the point here is it's hard to hate when you're busy laughing.

[BirdLok310]

I Just Thought That Jews Were Just Trying To Become A Race And Then Thats When Hitler Came Into The Situation

[knightschwartz]

mass immigration is destroying the west.

[TheHanzs]

I wish this jewish guy lived back in the holocaust times so he knows what racis feels like...

[FrenchyDuckbill]

LOL YES! I thought you werent on youtube anymore so glad I found this, HAH

[broncrider3113]

umm...to primo you do know that jewish is a religion not a race and color person can convert to jewdism just so you know lol

[Oriente7]

at 1:49 she smiled....

[afterburyner]

random shot of Jesus is random

[Justin9Noble]

I will pick up a penny in the middle of a busy street

[stnyblue]

the chick at the start of the vid id hit that 3 times . . .  with a f-ckin baseball bat lmao

[xanos4225]

"Gap teeth in yo mouf so ma dicks gots ta fit"

[emjaiz]

She's the female hooker version of Mike Tyson.

[wodiya]

NOT FUNNY!!! SACHA BAORN COHEN WANNABE FAGGOT!

[majinhiei7]

this didn't make me laugh not even once.

[supraguy2jzgte]

@majinhiei7 you have to find the humor and see that racism is a joke and realize there are only two types of people in this world: decent and indecent.

[zigyzigy13]

Look at his name and his NOSE. He is a JEW, a JEW.

[TheSwissy45]

what was that face lol

[bongzongify]

im a white dude, anybody else ever been white before.....?, it sucks,wish i was black, then i could dance and rap and ,my wiener would be bigger, that would rock, then white girls would like me and i could sell them crack instead of weed,.....maybe im part black, because i never get sick of kfc, oh man....a value bucket meal with gravy,best $23 you can spend,yut yut north siiiiiiide!

[KingAdonisDNA]

This guy is a fucking genius. His nuts must be like fucking melons.

[KingAdonisDNA]

This guy is a fucking genius. His nuts must be like fucking melons.

[testiclecrusher2]

I hate this fag.

[testiclecrusher2]

I hate this fag.

[MrLtMuldoon]

What's this song in the background?

[TheYouwontgetit]

no no no no... that is the only right reaction when a black person enters an elevator with you...

[mitomke]

since you won the show you think you are safe, it wont last white boy

[BULLOCK1973]

ARI IS AN AMERICAN WHO MAKES MONEY LIKE ALL JEWS OFF AMERICA ANY WAY HE CAN> HE IS THE POSTER JEW OF WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA>>>> PERIOD....

[AJ36sXe]

@BULLOCK1973 I don't understand, Are you angry because he's making money? or Are you angry about the way he's making money?

[mikecampbell12344]

@BULLOCK1973 So people who make money and are Jewish in America are what's wrong with America?

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

He needs to make some more videos

[stepsinit]

Hoobedy goop! hoobedy goop! hahahaha i love nigz

[mikebrisebois]

Fuck he's such a doche bag. Can't wait till his 15 minutes are done.

[particle58]

@mikebrisebois awww someone's feewings got huwt. Mommy will kiss it and make it aww bettaw.

[i3zie]

omg pause and look for 10secs 0:59

[MrAdronScott]

probably the most unfunny comedian.... hmm.

[dandebonaire]

yeah, he makes fun of blacks, muslims, mexicans, and asians.... If someone made fun of Jews, their career would be over. And Jewish IS NOT white.

[primos89]

@dandebonaire jewish are not white rofl

[MrMetallian]

@primos89 well fair skinned arabs are not white. So what makes fair skinned jews white?

Both are semitic races.

Jews are not white.

Go to israel, many of them are brown.

[Cooltreivus]

@MrMetallian

Most jews are white. The Ashkenazi Jews of Europe, are mainly white. The Israeli ones are very mixed. Since Israel is in the desert, change of skin colour is common.

[cjracer1000]

@MrMetallian Arabs are white. Jews are white.

[drz2014]

@MrMetallian that's only because its hot in the middle east and the always sunny so they have a real dark tan, and they cant afford a roof for their house.

[ChrisUlrich]

@MrMetallian That's because if you go to Israel, they are Israeli! Jewish people aren't a race!

[RedTheDonkey]

@ChrisUlrich wrong. jewish is a religion but its also a race as well. however, you can be of the jewish religion but not jewish as in the race and vice-versa. this guy seems to be both, but i'm not sure. since he is more white than the average jew he obviously isn't 100% jewish, although he does have several physical features such as the curly hair, long nose and face.

[xjsk88]

@ChrisUlrich jewish people are a race...

[NewYorker1350]

@ChrisUlrich Yes, Jews are not a race. But Israeli people arnt either, 4 races, hundreds mabye even thousands of ethnicities.

[Smubbs]

@ChrisUlrich YES THEY ARE. They have common physical features. IT IS A RACE

[fuckfreshmen]

@MrMetallian JEWISH IS NOT A RACE. there are Arab jews, Black Jews, Asian Jews, Latino Jews and White jews. white jews are trying to separate themselves from the whites and vice versa. all non-whites know that European-Jews are White.

[666Kazekage666]

@MrMetallian many mixed with europeans after their exile from israel

[shorty4e]

@MrMetallian The difference is JEWISH PEOPLE AREN'T A FUCKING RACE!!!! IT'S A FUCKING RELIGION!!!!!!