E3 2010 Microsoft Conference - Kinectimals Demo

[MicroGameinc]

the girl loves skittles. she thinks the tiger is skittles.

[ResidentEvil2860]

For all the people posting negative comments about the little girl... STFU!!!! She's so Adorable...

[babarkorai]

mice awesome

[DamianGarcia92]

Okay now I want...

A lion named Starburst

A panther named M&M

A cougar named Dots

A puma named Reese

A leopard named Sugar Daddy

A cheetah named Twix

and a jaguar named Kit Kat

[lexissopro]

GOOD DOG SKITTLES:......WHAT.........DO DOGS LOOK LIKE THIS IN JAPAN?! WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOON

[jarmo123223]

@lexissopro its not a dog its a tiger if you didnt notice -.-"

[AniMetalTV]

"Do you want it on your butt? Yeah you like that." Such a naughty child! XD

[jarmo123223]

@AniMetalTV back*



[quentenburnett]

I'm not interested in the demo or Kinect in general, but the girl did a fine job on stage, considering her age. Seriously, how scary must it have been for her to get up in front of hundreds of people? She did a great job imo.

[jarmo123223]

@quentenburnett i would be there and watch with big eyes and do nothing

[KAP1KAP]

Its funny coz i saw this game in the bargin bin for a couple of pounds today.

[Fuduwahluz]

There was porn made of this.

[maulerdon]

PEDOTIGER kinect

[Kiiiizle]

What the fuck feel like a peda watching this shit...

[DifeVideos]

I'd be her Skittles anyday

[GamerDecci]

AWSHUM JOB SALA

[lestersole]

at one point it looks like she's groping balls

[uzumakinaruto246]

WAAAAAH

[Treyb3yond]

HAVE MICROSOFT GONE FUCKING MAD??????

[GamerUntouch]

this is me every time i walk into a convenience store

[Squuuuuuuishy]

What the fuck is this shit

[MrKabutoYakushi]

As weird as it is it's actually quite impressive imo

[chaosgammaray18]

skittles <3

[patio87]

How misleading...

[audiserverhaseo]

Inside, she is dying

[Seaction8]

I'm not going to lie but ,this was corny as all hell -__-

[FatGamer11]

Every copy comes with a free asian girl.

[LeloucheDGuitar]

@FatGamer11 what ? xD should i buy it ?

olol

[yuki325699]

Awww she's so cute and the game is cute too!!! :D

[TheMrFunGuy]

...and BOOM!!! There goes Microsoft's attention for hardcore games.

[TheCutekillah]

this game is bad, tigers aint like that irl!!! it will eat you! D:

[AkiraSieghart]

1:23 That's kinda cute lol

[sadface0]

LMAO they rule 34'd this.. when I saw it I was instantly scarred for life.

[whywontukillme]

~in the begining i thught she was the grudge lool

[Falcor37]

0:55 does she have a lightsaber in her butt?

[RekinSharky]

What is all this hate about? I mean, really, only "fucks" and "bitches" here. Are you people mad or something?

[guest9650]

0:09 OMFG ITS A F**** GIANT TIGER ON THE SCREEN!!!!

[madappatt]

2:04 tiger cub got matrix reloaded!!

[AsicatLuik]

D'AWWW! She's too freaking cute

[quinnz12345]

i just want to grab him and squeeze him till he dies!

[XxCopelandPS3xX]

The best moment of Microsoft's Conference :P

[TheThomasKlein]

can i bring a knife into the game and kill skittles?

what would happen than ;)

[666HorrorMovies]

i wonder if she says...

Skittles~~~Where the f*ck are you

LOL XD

[666HorrorMovies]

err...Nintedo 3DS....Xbox Kinect...PsMove...which want u to buy...

I will buy all of them XD

[ZeSharkface]

Wish I knew a pedobear macro.

[ebonytwig]

She's a nine-year old girl and it's a virtual tiger and this is just a demo of the product. No need for pervy / rude comments. And secretly, i'm sure, you all want one.

[zerograv9]

Aww cuteeee kid :)

[xXFR05TXx]

It's funny because there's rule 34 on this... O_O what has the world come to...

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

@xXFR05TXx Rule 34. No Exceptions. 

[KnightFalcon45]

Now, Its a known Fact That A If a Tiger Licks You, it can rip your skin. Now From the end of that video I believe the tiger "licked her Face" , The She proceeded To Fake laugh At the T.V .

[sepehrsb]

2:12 girl has a mental breakdown!

[ManOfConsequences]

@sepehrsb shezz a kid..omg u r such a crack psycho..u cant leave a small girl too...omg

[Luisyyo]

@ManOfConsequences Shut up bastard, I violate you by Gay, after cut off your head... I peel you body whit my knife little bitch asshole

[ManOfConsequences]

@Luisyyo u cant do that biitch...its just a fucking shit comming from ur mouth !!!!

[Luisyyo]

@ManOfConsequences I'll go get a fucking UK. I kill you... I swear bitch jajajaja

[ManOfConsequences]

@Luisyyo come on biiitch..i'm waiting for u...if u dont kill me within 1 weeks...the hunter becomes the hunted !!!! moothafuucka !!!!

[KnightFalcon45]

You Know, After a while children will abandon The Cats and Dogs and Start playing with Fake ones Over The T.V , In other Words, PETLIFE!!! YAY!!! BUT WITHOUT THE BENEFITS!!!! , And lol. What if there xbox Breaks?

[gotohemp]

This goes on the Microsoft hall of shame right under Vista.

[ProfessorDarmanian]

"Okay, that's enough Skittles, please! eheheh *fake laugh*" Uhh, it's a tv.

[nicck]

Tell me this is just a really bad dream?

[Rainstar2111]

thats soo freaking cute forget the gay ass ps3

[holyshiznitz]

lol imagine if u slap it, it like eats ur hand

[DarthMavoc]

I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[LeHiNaD19]

I wanna beat the shit out of that tiger xD

[TailsMage7]

I wanna play this really bad...THERE TORCERING ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[OMGlordRAWRinuyasha2]

It tickles her, what?

[JBRpro]

i feel bad for the children that will need this to have animals.

[ridely700]

She said Dicks and chips?

[DragonsProtectMe]

@ridely700 Hhahahah sounded like that!

[Bryanhahaha]

hahaha, she looks completely retarded

[ManOfConsequences]

@Bryanhahaha omg..u cant leave a small girl too..u fuckin dick head...go get a life !!!

[warlicfan1]

THE TIGERS LIKE IS SHE GONE

"AT LONG LAST FREEEDOMMMM"

Girl: *skittels im back*

'Skittles: *oh shit*

[mrcombatskill]

ahh you like that ohhh yeah

[TheSergiobot2000]

PLAY the tiger TASTE the tiger

[Lukaydo]

it´s wierd ...

[redballyou]

this is very creepy.

[YSKite]

She creeps me out, terrible actress.

[ManOfConsequences]

@YSKite u cant leave a small giel...u are a creepy sucker,,faggot !!!..if u were there...u cant do better than that small girl

[gudgeontz]

I love how she non-chalantly talks to Skittles while rubbing it down.

[ChrisIhao]

What is common for the kinect games so far? They pretty much prevent you from moving around freely. Pretty big flaw in my book.

[Floridastar98]

I cant wait till christmas then i could get that game i want it so bad

[FlyingLaptop]

Why does she have a microphone on her? Unless if... Oh... mah... gawd...

[doggy3322]

@FlyingLaptop so the crowd hears her

[FlyingLaptop]

@doggy3322 Th... That's not what I meant...

[swantonist]

that was adorable too bad it's gonna suck

[doggy3322]

lol skittles

[altairdamasco]

@iLLbEfootWorkiN  she said good job

[NarutoEpic]

@iLLbEfootWorkiN lol sorry but looks like you fail guy... Listen to it again

[ProfessorDarmanian]

@iLLbEfootWorkiN she said "Good job"

[StarSonata10]

well that was a shortcut...1:50

[rider5ify]

i am so gettin dis game n im 18 yea dats right 18!!

[funnystuffgreat]

If you ask me she is being a dick to skittles

[rider5ify]

@funnystuffgreat lmfao

[SadWatermelon]

this is an actress.. THIS is the absolute perfect case scenario. she knows exactly what to say, how the game performs, and all of the scripted actions. in reality it will be kids just yelling at the tv not knowing what the hell to do and then crying out of frustration. also, adults will get tired of these novelty games in 2-3 days of gameplay. yeah wii was cool for a week, now its collecting dust as i play MW2 or any other game where i feel totally in control by using my controller

[BritishBeliever]

this is wrong....

[aroonage]

what a shame!

[spartandx]

sweet now ill have something to beat when i come from work

[MrFunkygoodtime]

This makes me pissed off at Sony. I'm going to admit that I am a Sony Fanboy but this is pretty damn cool. Wish Sony could be innovative for once and not just straight copy others.

[rider5ify]

@MrFunkygoodtime buy a xbox :) atleast 1 sony fan understands da bad part wit ps3 or sony

[MrFunkygoodtime]

@rider5ify Haha, wish I could afford one. But I normally only try to stick with one console every generation. I'm gonna have to give a typical Sony fanboy response and say, at least PS3 doesn't get RROD and can double up as a blue ray player. =O

[rider5ify]

@MrFunkygoodtime oooo so let us do battle!!!!!

[DualShockPersona]

@MrFunkygoodtime

I really hope that's sarcasm.......

[Mmonk3y]

@MrFunkygoodtime WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKING ABOUT?!?

[chocoboy02]

@MrFunkygoodtime Remember the Eye toy, or what ever it was called?

[MIGUELskydude063]

the if there is a pervert playing this game?

[MIGUELskydude063]

@MIGUELskydude063 what*

[AssyrianPowers]

cant wait to lick its furry ass <3

[goldenjoeblow]

Can you hit skittles and teach it to be mean? I might buy kinectimals if you can do that

[rockinpersonality123]

SIO U GUYS R TELLING ME THIS WASNT KUTE! REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKITTLES IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE NT TO MENTION DA LIL GYRL

[Dimitris8895]

What if you punch Skittles?

[SkaramandraX]

That was the full game : 2 min of gameplay. These are going to be the easiest achievements ever.

[zorozco98]

@zorozco98

Sorry for all my previous fail comments, I commented and something kept happening that made it repeat. Lol

[Butt4cak3]

Wow.. Now we even have virtual friends being developed...

[SulfurousReview]

i want t-rex or lions to be my pet!!

[axemahn]

too many pedos here : (

[superniitendofan64]

@ChromiumSilver This is what Xbots actually believe!

[XxMMOReviewsxX]

@ChromiumSilver XD TRUE DAT

[Jay2097]

@ChromiumSilver pft dream on mofo

[CallofBattleField]

@ChromiumSilver playstation move may suck and kinect may be cool but overall ps3 is better and games are more fun with actual controllers i think connect is awsome how it works but looks boring as hell.

[Benitopsp]

@ChromiumSilver Have fun with your tigers and little boys! Oh dont forget your racing games! Yep. Those are your options. At least ps move people dont  look like freaks when they play :P

[ChromiumSilver]

@Benitopsp Your more worried about looking cool and I'm more worried about being a better parent to my children. I don't give a damn if I look silly playing the kinect. Even heard of shutting the blinds?

I have nothing to prove but to be the best dad I can be. Sorry your parents didn't invest the same time for you. I know mine didn't, but I didn't turn into a hateful sociopath though. Your point was made when you put the playstation comparison out here. Sony kids hate excercise and xbox.

[Flash11I19]

2:12 - 2:20

How embarrassing....

[ryanroflcopter]

I wonder what happens if you slap and beat him...

[MeetSimmio]

@ryanroflcopter Then you'll have a slapped and beaten tiger. You can pretty much do whatever you please with him :P

[ryanroflcopter]

@MeetSimmio Some sick perverts might like this game then... Queue sexual inuedos

[rider5ify]

@ryanroflcopter lmao

[FlyingLaptop]

@ryanroflcopter Oh my god, just what I was going to say!

[Alex123491996]

@ryanroflcopter it rips you apart!

[eatablepanic]

@ryanroflcopter it love to see you beat it

[madfingers72]

@ryanroflcopter

I'd like to slap and beat you, you dipshit.

[ryanroflcopter]

@madfingers72 Just wait till i come to your mommas basement and bitch slap you. Shut your mouth punk.

[MeetSimmio]

@ryanroflcopter Sadly I got the game and you can't do it. )=

[minjie3]

People who hate animals, will buy this game and abuse the tiger!!!

[gagafaga11]

@minjie3 agreed

[OilyTower]

this is so fucked up, but expected i mean M$ always was into furries and fuck is it scary how many innocent childs that will get into beastality :S :/

[boxer2893]

0.56 she farted

[ExileOC]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRFFFF.... oh god.. its so adorable I ... BAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFF. Uh god...its so sweet I can't stop vomiting.

[iPaulTube]

@fhjk45hj No F* that! Ps3 is getting a game with Sly, Jak, and Ratchet together! We could've f** had Crash and Spyro but no f** activision ruined them and released them for 360...Drop dead activisoin and drop dead 360! Oops 360 has already dropped dead like on 7 million units for the last 5 years...

[yozamier54]

Who the fuck want's to play with a Tiger all day? Damn how fun.

[ThomsonFly12331]

skittles get up! get uP! get up?! skittles? omg.

[LeClassics]

poor girl, she's going to be an animal whore for life

[TimeManInJail]

virtual reality sooo close >< i want to chop someone and do a hadoken!!!... now i need them to figure out just using my brain.

[georgejelfs67]

2:09

good dog skiles

WTF

[ireviewchannel]

@georgejelfs67 i think i might have said job

[killeratpie]

it would be awesome if you can punch it to death and skin it =]

[SGS18KING]

SHIT I FEEL LIKE EATING SKITTLES

[fehercsongor]

The handles of the jumping rope look like playstation move :D

[fehercsongor]

Poor Skittles, he doesn't have an asshole :(

[mbrhea13]

why do I need this when I can use eyepet and make a monkey play with dildos?

[RaidenOcto]

nintendogs for consoles?? :O

[Benntrino]

ha imagine if the tiger ripped her face half of lol

[HollowIchigo136]

OH GOD MICROSOFT!!! your knicking kids from third world countries now XD

[LeClassics]

@HollowIchigo136 Last I checked China was pretty more well off than... Northern Ireland XD

[HollowIchigo136]

@LeClassics NI is part of the UK and where just doing just fine if not better than most countries which includes Greenland! see I can read profiles to XD

[cookiewaa]

can you say scripted? its obvious at the tickling part. nice acting tho on the kid's part.

[darkmonkeyfood7]

At 2:13 she gets tickled by a tiger on tv LOL!! XD

[metallica6474]

@darkmonkeyfood7

tiger rape........why microsoft??

[LORDHOKAGE90]

teach the kids that a tiger can be a pet

[Dedint10]

Pause at 0:29 and compare the hands on the screen and her's... I think you will see that they don't match AT ALL.

[m0n0l0r]

@Dedint10 yeah that was a BIG FAIL

[91Eds]

I wanna play with skittles! :3