Guard the babysitter pt.2

[xxxTrUxDiVaxxx]

a nice cool calm game of..uno lollll

[tweemonster12]

im gonna have 2 agree with LaurellaAce here where did you come from

[1127maron]

this made my day!! the funniest stuff ever!

[pyskr]

im carson!!!! :) i remember that!

[Bluehunter8]

*at the end* CREEPY. o.O

[KlayyJayy]

Dying Laughing!!!!

[SuperSideout]

pedobear: "playing with everybodies kids"

[WowShooting]

XD

[LUNAORANGE]

3:43 "im like this kid is dead, he just snapped his spine" LOL!!!!!!!!!! XD

[DMCCOV1]

im weak

[Warhawk407]

swoozie you have reach third base but never home right? im going with that

[tomatojuiceification]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA did anyone else die laughing at 3:15 ? XD

[29900571]

Good man,

GOOOD man

i have never saw a person like you make such great choices

:P

Congratz!

[Micahmalik9]

Your life is so cool

[lilRILripmum]

...man your awesome....but I'm not gay......but your vid's are awesome..:DDDD

[domosmuggler12]

man good shit happens to him all the time, he gets all the chicks, money gets thrown at him, kim kardashian was eyeing him, I WISH U WERE MY HUSBAND IN THE FUTURE!

[solidsnakeliquidgas]

#SUBSCRIBED

[liltnyima]

@swoozie06 can u make a edited version of this with drawing (like the prom story and the back rub) pleaaassee!~!~!~!~!

[AbleDreamz]

Swoozie you tell the most amazing stories.. please tell more.. your my favorite yt com..

[cookiemonster4evah]

I do that to my brother when he cries

[LxJhq]

@LaurellaAce you may say that, but good christian guys like me and swoozie never get girls. Its alwase the bad boys and dicks

[IGiveCommentary]

@LxJhq bro, how can you say you're good and christian and you calling people dicks?

[norlic]

I accidentally got the very end of the video because I was doing homework and was too lazy to switch it onto another one lol...

[NewBerri1]

hahaaaaaaa I'm liking you. Just bounced upon you tonight and I cant get enough of you..lol.. you're funny and sweet (at least that's what you portray here, I would be great if you are like this for real.... soooo.... I'm going to make it my business to make you more popular (in other words make sure everyone i know watch your videos) * Love that you're a Christian and you're not ashamed of it (y) ...*Love that you're waiting until after marriage to have sex...

[amateuranimeartist]

ADHD?

[DavidakaChronic]

He went up....I know you did...You did...Awwwwww yeeeeaaah...AT got his freak on, LOL

[TuyetNhiViet]

@DavidakaChronic watch the very end of the video...

[IonaDel]

That kid just wanted your attention. I have a cousin just like that who would do those stuff just to get you to look at him. smh.

[booglechitis]

6 people are just jealous

[elrick00100]

of course you did it !

[TuyetNhiViet]

@elrick00100 watch the very end of the video...

[SouthernBelle1807]

I babysit a kid like that.. He likes to jump off of the piano and the kitchen cabinets... Oi.

[BlackStealth2468]

ẁhy do people dislike these type of videos 

[Mom0z]

"What time do you get off?" you should have said,.."around....NEVER"

[emie395]

@Mom0z why?

[danzaistrike]

so they gave you 400 bucks and bought you 2 hookers?

[Nikkisha20]

FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER! Me and my bro watched the part where the kid shoots off the bed at least 5 TIMES, and just kept laughing and laughing xD

[IvaAdams]

You should write a book full of these stories!

[princesslollipop13]

My favorite part is when the kid flies into the wall then flips off the bed. I was like suffocating from laughing too much

[Khfangirl15]

Marry me, please :3

[tecknation]

Every girl is saying "were do i get a guy like this?" You wanna know were, in the friend zone! Were you left HIM!

[danzaistrike]

@tecknation TESTIFY... "guys like this" are the ones you always say "i like you as a friend"

[thisallie]

ahahahaha your great. xD

[KlassTwiinz]

LMAOOOOO i love you <3

[smileyourebeautiful3]

hahahahaha at the end i was like "...wait, so did he go up?" and then i saw the ending and i was like "hehe i'm so proud of you at :)"

[Bazzzketballfan]

the youngest kid was probably the reason the other ones didn't fall asleep so when you grabbed him they just got tired, excellent work

[buppy4evr]

I want to work there! OMG. Bruno Mars was there like 2 months ago, too. Grrr.

Awesome story. Have a Meet and Greet!

[AwkwardAndAwesome]

Where do I get a guy like this? Seriously. You sir, are amazing (and good lookin' to boot!).

^_^ ~ ♥

[vwade30]

god marry me lol

[oswaldothelegend]

Jesus, best story teller ever!!!

[cjwtech]

don't give me a shout out

[ilivestronger]

guard the babysitter pt. 3?!

[FLippeTyBoy]

@ilivestronger watch till d end

[jeffery1855]

I love his hard rock hotel stories!! Any other ones please?

[MJBangel18]

I LOLOLED SO hard at this, you are hilarious, and need to be a comedian

[VLicious8704]

Okay if I was a guy and two moms walked up to me, personally I'd be weirded out. Don't see the appeal.

But then again, I'm a girl. And I'm a mom. :P

~V

[TheCupcake0121]

I love you A.T. ur awesome :D

[PixelatedSoldierHD]

Swoozie your amazing :DDD

[Zanguza]

I've watched about 10 of these video stories, so subscribing.

[AkitoFisher2]

swoozie wins the worlds best baby sitter award

[hunckymonkey1]

i love swooize!!!! and i love this video :)

[o0OCTO0o]

i would have fucked those MILFS man delicious woohooo

[DandTprod]

I am that little kids brother! AT I love you!

LOL jk

[balooshi911]

AWESOME A.T

[ColinF027]

Oh man I wish I was a handsome black man (sad face) hahaha

[iDontHaveTwitter]

Thanx 4 the babysitting tips Adande! :)

[rockbutt123]

LMAO!! dude i love t his guy!!! i wish he was my friend in real life! lol freakin swo0zie man!! hahhaha

[Shadowbangg]

@rockbutt123 ikr, everyone gotta give swoozie his props!

[LaurellaAce]

So,

You respect women

You`re great with kids

You want to be married before you have sex..

OMG. You`re a figment of my imagination! D:

[kimiko5996]

@LaurellaAce I know, where the hell is this guy?!

[Wariowaftfart]

@LaurellaAce open your eyes woman! Many guys are like swoozie, he's not the only who are under those requirements.

[LexiAngelHeart]

@LaurellaAce Lolz!!! he's too innocent.....ah joke, swoozie is the best!!

[ravissant87]

OH MY GOD. $400???

[jtkcb2]

@ravissant87 thats a win

[mimiluvpup324]

ok so you had me going at the end lol... I have baby sitted kids like that its soooo crazy its like their demon possesed!

[Anglangel899]

i love the lakers....and i usually hate other that dis them but...you my friend are a helping man to more than our laughter

[mtcoqui]

.....*huffing* ok im a couple years late but i made it!!.....um....did the train leave?

[hiphopcandii]

you ARE magical =]

[escthepresent]

ok this story is awesome, I think I learned something about baby sitting. Thank you!

[SuprSlowMo]

Omg, when you said you fell asleep, I was all like "oooommggg, you are scrreeewwed."

[loldogish]

lmao

[VideoGameStupid]

So you say that the mom was "fit" and had six-pack abs, one of the kids felt the need to rip off his pants thus only wearing "tights", and the kids had a penchant for jumping and flipping... Well its obvious; those parents were pro wrestlers and they had a show to work at that night and needed to leave the kids home, I'm guessing. Crazy theory but hey it could happen.

[1Someone2Speciale3]

Your stories are awesome, the way you tell your stories are awesome..

Swoozie, YOU are awesome :D

[Lolwaffles2116]

i got some stories. No joke, one time the prinicple at my school (shes a nun) made me cut my own hair with a pair of desktop scissors because it was too long.

[Ceallai]

Dude, I've never come across a kid that suicidal, and I'm a full-time nanny!

[TheTorch2424]

Omg that little kid is so funny

[Ibiy3ms]

OMG i died through out the whole video.....ur sooooo funnny...... and that kid i was thinking the same thing like where do you come up with this shit like little kids are crazy .......

LOVE ur page btws

[Chaoosai]

How old were the two ladies at the end ???

[tandaco]

I want your life... but I'm 14. LMAO. This video is too funny. xD

[CocoSassBerry]

And I'm just like.. Ueaaaghh

[CynDA01]

i wish u could be my baby sitter ;) so i could SHOW YOU....how to do a real ultra super duper kool ninja bruce lee flip!!! oh yea!

[dagayle06]

LOL absolutely great

[zabuism]

you wana cum  up?

[mrgreen11231990]

OMFG! i love your effin stories!!! u need to write a book foreal u so many crazy stuff to tell!!!

[smoffelol]

I just sat here like "w-w-w-wwhaaat?!" when you told that he jumped backwards off the bed

[footahn]

What! No. No way, man. Worst cliff hanger ever. What happened with the two cougars?!

[ZeksterMesker]

@footahn 8:35 he says he didn't go up to the room. "Come on, guys. Come on now!" XP

[mzungusid]

You are the smartest man in the world.

[TheSatler]

If I come to USA,I´ll personaly shake your hand :D

[xXdeathdoll12]

swoozie can u tell a story of when u were hungover thnx reply yes or no

[ixLeGaCY]

COUGAR ALERT!!!!COUGAR ALERT!!!!!COUGAR ALERT!!!!!

p.s which is NOT a bad thing lmfao

[12peaceloverock]

Once I start listening I can't stop

[XxlilGelixX]

lmfao awesome story AT! :) <3

btw I so wish I'd get bear hugged by you

[SMASHPOlNT]

Men, i'm probably going to have nightmares about me babysitting out of control kids.

That was freakin' scary, awesome video btw  :D

[danixbabyx1]

you are soo funny i love it :)

[LayedBackz]

- im cryin na dats jus funny

[384evonkey]

dude epic

[divamama110]

Wayd you do with the 400 bucks?

[KevinTVLive]

i literally lol'd hard as shyt

[jazzyhottie99]

lmao imagine the parents come in when ur tying him up XD

[killinginthename88]

3:40 the word dead

[VideoGameStupid]

400 bucks... Thats ironic, in that movie "House of The Devil," the babysitter in that movie was promised that same amount if she took care of the "baby." Luckily you didn't end up like her though.

[kallesbaksatt]

hahaha Swoozie my younger brother is just like that!! he is crazy! he is doing all kind of totally random stuff, sometimes im getting seriously scared babysitting him :P sry if my english sucks, im from sweden btw :P

[Katherinexx10]

you were sooooooo lucky haha suicidal kids hahah

[DarkBlaze1000]

i would have done the same thing in your incounter with the old ladyies but ran lol

[YukimeSohmaChan]

jajajajjajaajajaa crazy little kid can be hard! XD jajaja i once have to babysit 6 of them, all demons!, i'll NEVER do it again!!!! O_Ó

[YukimeSohmaChan]

jajajajjajaajajaa crazy little kid can be hard! XD jajaja i once have to babysit 6 of them, all demons!, i'll NEVER do it again!!!! O_Ó

[YukimeSohmaChan]

jajajajjajaajajaa crazy little kid can be hard! XD jajaja i once have to babysit 6 of them, all demons!, i'll NEVER do it again!!!! O_Ó

[THEMAGICMAN28]

5:54

no....in the magic man

[Xinuzuka96X]

1:00 i sharted.

[michaeljay1993]

Your so epic!!!

[jessicasweetheart16]

im in love with you lol, your hulariouss! <3

[bleujae1]

dude i want tohave stories like you! haha!

[vibrantone220]

LOL!!

[DaMightyOJ]

LOL I love your stories Swoozie!!!!! I literally stayed up all night watching almost all of your vids on your channel!

[lollypopze]

LOL!!!!

[TheRaglefragle]

man i love your stories!!!! 

[legoHALOcreater9]

The little 1 might have a mental disorder

[lolliholic256]

OMFG CLIFF HANGER RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[xpinkpopcornx]

omg i can not believe u didnt tell us what u said!!!!!

[LeufinWaffle]

@xpinkpopcornx yeah he did, watch till the very end of the video

[urHELLAgay415]

@xpinkpopcornx lol watch the end again. he'll say it.

[freakadoshiz]

how your story ended.... i thought thats how it was going to begin lol

[AyeToTheBee]

Aw man thought there was gonna be an erotic novel sequel to this story

[cruthik1111]

YOU MADE ME LOL x128370129873681625387163258

[yehhdiggnigg]

now all I'm looking at is the spot were he used too be haha !!!!

dude your story tellingg is amazingggg!!

[MrXxspiderxx]

this kid is trying to kill himself

[mortalkombatking1]

ROFL!!!! im gonna do the sock this next time i babysit LoL

[yoshix200]

You sound like renz angelzz

[pinkorangesoda]

Cant believe u made 400 dollars in one night!! You must love your life lol

[JRealGhetto]

dayummm... why did not u tell us more......!!!

awesome vids, Ad

[tko369369]

Dude your stories are funny!!!! You should do more!!!

[Carl565777]

I have to say, you are one of the best role models I've EVER seen. Even if not in person. XD

Just throwing that out there.

[imyocourtney]

I'm tellin you, I love love loveee your viedos!.

They're so funny.

Your greatt. :)

[RedBricksWall]

you HAVE to teach me how to babysitt like that! O.O

[Grimreaper905]

Your a magic man*Wales arms* your magical

[nollawow]

Wonder what ya did with those ladies:DD

[ThomasOverMany]

I remember going to a Hard Rock and having a blast outside, we got a beachball, and me and my friend were yelling, " It's ball in the air!" a lot, and we ended up getting over 25 people hitting the beachball and we were just guests. It must be a blast to work there and meet the celebrities or at least see them, and then entertaining the kids. I want to work there later on when i'm over 18

[Justin19143]

You are a STRONG individual.... LMAO

[Moptop05]

LMAO YOOO these videos are HILARIOUS!!!

[swoozie06]

@Moptop05 ~ welcome to the party man; all the cool kids have already subscribed. Its a pretty awesome train. We got room for ya lol

[loverofthecod]

i almost peed my self laughing at this video!! :yup u guessed it he went teeth first into the wall" hahahaha

[Bak3dB3an]

And then he says no...

Cuz he's a virgin.

You've had all of these encountes with hot women who want you and then you dissapoint... aah man. hat someone who's not looking to be a virgin until they marry would do for experiences like yours.

[karikthething]

i wish i could tell stories like that ! :P

[reddmic2008]

@karikthething try showing enthusiasm when you speak, be up close to the camera but not too much, and be cool.

dont forget to wear some cool clothing too but try to advertise it a little just in case those fuckers just to take ur video down or however they do it XD

[slokaka]

looooooooooool

[marixsalee]

LMAO! a lot

[marixsalee]

haha the kid went to 'jail" lols

[tdnkii]

why doesnt this shit happen to me

!

[MrNight48]

@tdnkii i feel ur pain, seems lik girls who dont want it or cant have it, its... its pissing me off.. :_(

[BiancaEstrella303]

You seem like you would be gr8 with kids. A very sexy quality in a man ;0)

[dafsoogood]

OMG!!! looking att he empty spot on the bed...LMAO!!!! I AM CRYING WITH laughter!

[DrOmega]

They saw them welts and were like it was GOODFELLAS and AT was DENIRO

[bigman652]

mann i babysit every year at this christmas party my parents go too i understand fully where your comming from.. Kids now a days are crazy i mean super crazy they will do anything to get attention

[Jeffeezy23]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooool

[soccerskillz95]

if i got the 400 bucks i would of legged it lol :D

[1Fresh2Prince3]

i love how he explains the videos and at the end i thought he would of went to the room until the last 3 seconds of the videos

[hulk3200]

man why u end the story it was getting interresting

[1andrewman1]

lol that kid is worse than my half sisters little brother for hurting him self

[shonuxs]

Swoozie, you're like the pro gamer version of the Blackbustercritic, also blockbuster doesn't infuriate you.