Judge Judy ❀ Glib College Dropout Sues Friend over Practical Joke Gone Awry

[2SmootCriminal]

plantiff is a puzzie..

[fuckyzeit]

I like your little tribute to Continental airlines in the end.

[kmbkb]

Sylvester Stallone was nerve racking

[MMOLegend]

Most annoying case ever, I wanted to shove that glass of water out of his hand

[cm5783]

I like this one, all the way. The guys, the girl, the judge, the stupid joke:)..

[newcoyote]

I have seen litigants try to compliment the judge before this way. "Might I add, you look beautiful..." AHHHHHHHHHGGGG! No! I'm sitting in my house alone watching YT. I'm mortified on his behalf. The embarrassment is agonizing. How could anyone think saying something so blatantly patronizing is a good idea? Imbecile.

[slrs81]

Let me guess, Plantiff left college to work as a Pharmaceutical rep.

[Zest4Death]

Plaintiff seems drunk lol

[MPL029]

His last name is appropriate for what his life will be like...Missry

[MPL029]

Good god Almighty..if this is a representation of America's future..we're doomed...they cant even speak intelligently.

[nellie2581]

The plaintiff is a College dropout

[onlychild86]

So sad. I wanna fly Continental.

[JimboVids]

The prankster didn't get laid at the party, but he got fucked by Judge Judy.

[nellie2581]

Practical joke = prank

[scoldedcat]

What a deadshit the plaintiff is !! Any girl that liked him must've been a howler !!

[yelnats126]

I want to kick both these douches asses

[shesaterror]

I love Judys look when they drink the Water.

[nahrainbirko]

@shesaterror lol so true especially when they go for the second cup

[ellenaor]

did he really just say "your honor you look beautiful today" ?!

[YiiKorr]

power airline ad

[strawberries404]

NJ people are the worse! But the litigants are cute.

[Laurance987]

If airlines were still that great they could win over any terrorist regardless of how adamantly they might want to do a little 747 city planning.

[JanesAddictedEA]

Oh, for Christmas Sake! Grow Missry's hair out to shoulder length, preferably longer, much longer, throw a skirt, some stockings, make-up, a few well placed accessories, you know, belt, bracelets, a cetain kind of "ring," a tight on the chest, loose at the wrists shirt, sheer, shiny, sequined, it's a preference call & I'd ride that ponie until the sun came down, up, down & up again. This is the kind of Stray you bring home & ask your boyfriend; "Can we keep him? Pleeeease? Can we keep him?"

[LoveIsGrand00]

i don't what it is, but something about the plaintiff... makes him a really likable guy.

[orchidsummer47]

I used to go to Rutgers parties lol. That was cool. Most people on here are from places I'm not familiar with. And yes Rutgers is in New Jersey. I like the plaintiff. Very smooth.

[nhs2008NC]

Boo huu!

[Miketike]

Judge Judy liked the 'wiseguy.' All of the water drinking... JJ would have shut all of that down at the beginning in any other case. 2:16 she checks him out...

[Snauzer67]

@Miketike lol

[BlueBoyJocks]

I watch judge Judy shows many many times, usually if there's no witness or no proof, she would make different judgement than this one, and if plaintiff or defendant drinks too much water she will yell something to them but this one is different. Just saying.

[dsfsdfdfhggf]

@BlueBoyJocks the law was on his side. yes, there is no proof that the guy damaged the car, but he admit to driving it without permission. once he did that, he was responsible for anything and everything. she explains all of this at 3:57 .

[lalalady4216]

LOL this one is hilarious purely for the fact that you can see in judys tone of voice and facial expressions that she's just so familiar with these new york types , especially since at least the def is jewish. She clearly has a real affection for them on that basis. Its like when im in a foreign country on holiday and bump into someone who is irish. they're bullshit is just funnier and on some level more tolerable to me based on that fact that its familiar lol

[shaldana]

Holy, is he ever high.... idiot.

[stickstr8up1]

@shaldana I know, right?! That's why he keeps drinking the water. He has that dry cotton mouth feeling you get about an hour after you smoke.

[keariV]

y the hell does he take the water and pour it in the cup off of the table, to the side of him? like its a secret or something lol

[TheSeventiethSeven]

I fucking love him, I think he's fucking hilarious.

[AdamLikesHisCats]

somebody should have got him some riddlin

[Emmylou2u]

@AdamLikesHisCats Someone should get you a dictionary.

[GillW33d]

I still prefer the dentyne commercial

[felixduhcat89]

Wow. What a wise guy :D

[puhdussyrampage2010]

i can't believe raffie would be hooking up with a girl at a party. she must have been drunk

[ElDub50]

Raise your hand if you are certain the P has been punched in the mouth more that two times! *raises hand*

[alx3120]

i love this one. u can tell judge judy likes them - theyre from new jersey/new york, and theyre obviously italian or jewish... in other words, people that are like judge judy. im sure judy gets sick of all the west coast, LA bullshit people she meets there, so when some cute college guys from rutgers come, and the plaintiff is so smooth like that, im sure she actually liked it

[reymatt76]

@alx3120 You obviously have never been here (LA). There are lots of cute college guys and everyone is Jewish too. Plus, she doesn't even live in California, she has a home in Connecticut and one in Florida, she only flies out to do the show.

[alx3120]

@reymatt76 lol yes i have been there. im jewish and i know that la is filled with us - duh, the entertainment industry. but the people that are sent to her court from cali are generally not jewish..... they are more like this. and of course she has a house in connecticut, all wealthy people from new york have houses there. and of course she has a house in florida, all wealthy jews have houses there.

[nasbster915]

@alx3120 totally agree

[Jackikalis]

@alx3120 Nah, she knows a douche when she sees one.

[anyidsleft]

The defendant has star quality, he's cool, no doubt!

[WikeddTung]

new jersey

[MPL029]

Defendant thinks he is sooo hot...NOT!!

[Charagrin]

2:17, Her laser eyes notice his transgression upon the water.

[panneednp]

Muslim.. ther are allway want to get what ther want, if not..play some joke

[MrCarl220]

That commercial at the end was hilarious!!!

[Churchx77]

Spoiled little bitches.

[inEarthCEO]

"It's a girl dude, not a girl friend"..

Really true.. the rule is, until you sleep with her, it is all fair game.

[reymatt76]

@inEarthCEO Like sleep with as in sleep overnight or sleep with as in stick your dick in one of her 3 holes?

[inEarthCEO]

@reymatt76 Well, I did mean the latter... but that's tough, if it is a good friend, sure, I'll accept the former as well :)

[incubus364]

@reymatt76 Up the bum, no babies. That's my rule!!

[JosiahPhoenix]

I love the ads at the end of these JJ videos. I'm from the UK so I've never seen them before x

[zhangjiaming]

The plaintiff is such a dude.

[guyfromdubai]

Bill Gates never finished his degree, why are judgements made on those that still drop out when opportunities present themselves?

[ranondo92]

@guyfromdubai that's very rare

[chubbylilloser]

@guyfromdubai Agreed. Like you say bill gates and i seem to remember Sir Alan Sugar didnt go to Uni or college. I know a fair few people who went to Uni and finished with high marks (and a HUGE debt) who are in low paying jobs. While others who left school and went straight to work and are earning more much MUCH more than uni grads (without the debt).

[InternetLawman]

@chubbylilloser That's usually just luck: and besides, bill gates came from a middle class family. SO even if he didn't found Microsoft, I'm sure his parents would have gotten him a cushy job somewhere.

I had two friends that dropped out from school. They both worked in construction. one had to stop because he hurt his back. The other one is working for his uncle, with no future prospects. The one that hurt his back now has back problems. He's only 21.

[RHIANNAKM]

@chubbylilloser it's different. Someone who drops out that easily for 'a good job' is probably someone who has little motivation or perseverance. Someone like Bill Gates dropped out to pursue his passion, not for a 'good job'. To be successful you have to have direction and motivation, and the direction you are heading may or may not include uni.

[redrounin]

apparently the only car people care enough about to sue over is BMW

[RonnyWho]

HAHAHA those random ads at the end always make me laugh 

[shookwhite]

man i think he switched the water for vodka

[wademech]

@shookwhite If he had, at least we would know why he behaved like a MORON!!!!

"By the way, your honor, you look beautiful." Stupid, idiotic, brain dead, butt kissing RETARD should have been executed for that stunt! At least he would have been removed from the gene pool!

[Shadowdreamer4]

what was with that segment at the end?? xD

[mugwump666]

The guy obviously dropped-out because of low grades and herion addiction



[Meowis666]

@mugwump666 wow you got all that from his curls ?

[Marinaka2710]

two idiots :D soooooo funny "by the way you look very beautiful" "dont go there"

[minaminamommy]

Coke. Lots and lots of coke.

[blondecat666]

I think they both agreed to the accusation, so the show would pay for the damage caused to his car God knows when and by whom...That is why he was so nervous. Thumbs up if you agree :-)))

[mugwump666]

@blondecat666 You put a double chin on your emoticon? Hilarious

[nolifemerc]

wtf you look beatiful? i had to hide after seeing this.

[TheTubePortal]

I've never flown Continental. Do I get a song and dance routine too? Then again, maybe let's skip that ... I don't want to fly on an airline where the pilot is singing and dancing.

[Slipgut]

The Plaintiff is a fuggin' dork!

[brmadman4455]

Plaintiff is a total douche.

[TampaTrainer58]

What kind of loser chick would hook up with those two guys? lmao

[reymatt76]

@TampaTrainer58 I would have, but only if it was both at the same time. That way, when one dick gets boring, you can focus on the other one.

[lovemyassalot]

@reymatt76 screw the clip i loved your comment....lol

[blognewb]

@reymatt76 you're a gay?

[reymatt76]

@blognewb I prefer the term "cocksucking faggot" but I guess at the end of the day, calling me a "gay" is pretty accurate, too.

[blognewb]

@reymatt76 oh i see. i thought you were just joking.

[reymatt76]

@blognewb I kind of am, but, at least today and yesterday, I've been living up to that name quite accurately.

[DanyelHawkes]

@reymatt76 this comment thread is the biggest fail i've witnessed today.

[reymatt76]

@DanyelHawkes The biggest fail I experienced today was sitting on a six-lane highway for an hour and 12 minutes to commute 8 miles home. It was going just fast enough to prevent me from jerking off to pass the time, but just slow enough to waste an hour of my life staring at someone's license plate.

[Rochey93]

"I'll just keep drinking my water"

[Rochey93]

I love the bit where Judy schools him about going back to college. Oh and of course when he says Judy is beautiful. Such a good episode.

[Rochey93]

Such a derp moment at 1:43

[Rochey93]

These guys look like Inbetweeners

[TheTubePortal]

@Rochey93 What's an inbetweener?

[ZhouFantastic]

I like the Continental commercial at the end.

[panamanian911]

The only thing that pisses me off about Judge Judy is that she thinks that anyone who doesn't go to college is a complete waste of space.

[mark031363]

so true never touch her water.It pisses her off

[jadeddolli]

I love the ending commercials on all your shows it such a nice touch:) Thanks!!

[wrinkleinspace]

OMG doesn't the Plaintiff know? NEVER drink the water in JJ's courtroom. NEVER.

[wademech]

@wrinkleinspace Absolute Fact!!!!! Every time a person lifts a glass in that courtroom, the camera goes to them instantly. Probably in anticipation of JJ making another mockery out of someone trying to use a glass of water to hide their guilty body language! Wil they ever learn?

[m1r3o]

@wrinkleinspace we're all addicted to JJ videos uh????

[incubus364]

@wrinkleinspace why's that?

[TheSkylur44]

@wrinkleinspace It is infallible; everyone who drinks the water turns out to be guilty.

[keariV]

@TheSkylur44 lmfao hilariously true, none-the-less

[KH2fan26]

@wrinkleinspace they offer the water, but it's a trap

[011KiKi]

you can't fly continental? booooohhoooooo

[Eyeglompyou]

The Plaintiff could have played the Joker really well =P

[BCdipper1]

4 eyes is sooo stupid, he just learned a valuable lesson though

[Tad218]

Why did Judge Judy give them anything? Seems like an obvious scam to get cash since the Plaintiff is just trying to be funny for TV

[j0hnb0wman]

Could you imagine that girl at the party? Passed around from the defendant to the plaintiff and every guy in the room like a platter full of white powder at a post-Oscars party? Sounds so much like me when I was her age, almost brings a tear to my eye. Enjoy, rate and continue bestowing your erudite rhetoric upon me.

wtf hahaha

[dextarhorror]

"I'm sorry, I'll just keep drinking my wah wah"

[888MikeM888]

''By the way your honor, you look beautiful''

-_- *Face palm*

[skeetnailer]

Lol, golden globe award goes too....

[synnr666]

It seems getting you car fucked up makes you thirsty...

[thetubeaccount]

He looks like Andy Sandberg

[missprisss]

judge judy is pretty nice to try to encourage him to go back to school.

[withagunxxxx]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOL. 

[metanomhk]

These guys will either be really successful in life, or a couple of loosers!

[SparklyyMegan]

The plaintiff is hot :)

[SparklyyMegan]

@bladeder They ARE cute.

[veedoll100]

their english is perfect.

[mikeami68]

There are a lot good clips of JJ, this one is BORING!

[Teezatos]

lmao this fool's serving himself water, he's the only person i've seen drinking the water on this show

[realkman666]

@Teezatos watch more peisodes, it usually spells trouble

[MidnightFapper69]

jimmy for president!

[msvisio]

What a fuken loser! Stop sniffing white powder asshole!

[davedgem]

The african-american lady who sings in the end commercial was the cop from Police Academy who had the quiet little girl voice until she stepped up in situations with the megaphone and large crowds. I believe she called bad guys in the movies "Turkey". LOL

[fetishisticrose]

@reymatt76 - Likening yourself to a plate of coke is hilarious! Thanks for sharing the old commercials, also.

[rassledassle82]

I'm not sure if it's the mumbling, the story, or both combined, but these guys, though cute, sound like brain-dead idiots.

[Bladeder]

@rassledassle82 you think they are cute? where do you live, in a zoo?

[rassledassle82]

@Bladeder The rude comment was unnecessary. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[Bladeder]

@rassledassle82 sorry, when i was initially watching the video I kept thinking how weird looking those dudes were, mainly the plaintiff, and then when I read your comment about them being cute, I thought you were being facetious, but I guess not. You're right, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" (or as I usually say "there's no accounting for taste!").

[rassledassle82]

@Bladeder It's ok...I only cried a little bit ;-(...jk...lol

[skyduster4]

Don't you love bad dressers that think they're the shit?

[grahepo]

plaintiff is very irritating

[bfs1888]

the curly hair,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cutie

[nicolemonrue]

sorry boo...Jimmy is hotter

[bbabiie]

@nicolemonrue they are both not even hot!

[lolasurf47]

I had a feeling from the start that the plaintiff was the a-hole.

[messybluesboy371]

The plaintif is a sleazy jerk

[spikeymaycry2]

this video can be explained in one word...white people...they do this all sort of pranking, cock blocking n sue you over dumb shit. so is them niggers

[MusicontheBrain247]

Never drink the water in JJ's court! lol

[tokerso1]

the plaintiff looks like that dude of the inbetweeners the nerd one...

[dmdollinar08]

If any of you ever appear on Judge Judy, NEVER ever drink the water. It's a trap.

[misundrstd2000]

@dmdollinar08 LMAO XD

[luisferr2001]

@dmdollinar08 this is true! there was another guy on a different case, italian, from the bronx, who kept drinking water every minute. he must´ve poured at least 5 glasses throughout the whole case. judge judy stopped him in the middle of his 3rd glass and asked him why he drank so much water and the guy had no excuse! the worst part was that the guy´s witness was laughing his head off as soon as j judy as him that!

[lupita645]

The guy's a freaking fish.

[djmixnmagic]

JJ gets so upset when a litigant drinks from that stale pail of water that's been sitting there since the show started in 1996.

[J3ANP3T3R]

he wasnt looking at judge judy he was STARING at judge judy. he was having sex in his mind that he got too thirsty every minute. shes HOT !

[landmark425]

The dropout seems like a coke head...

[theGreyfamily1]

Pretty good looking fella. He's high as shit, but good looking. O_0

[reymatt76]

@intiyacu I posted this video, so I will be as nasty as I want to be. And if someone tells me not to, that just means I'll lay it on even thicker. For me just saying "such and such is hot" is boring and vague. Saying "I want to choke on such and such's dick as it's blasting the back of my throat with DNA" is more my style. And sorry if that's nasty, but it's reality. At least in my personal life it is. Isn't that what your'e supposed to do when you think someone's hot?

[reymatt76]

And the defendant isn't hot in my opinion. I am not really into nerdy, Jew-y looking accountants from New Jersey. Although some of the men that I like certainly don't have universal appeal either, so that's fine if you want the defendant. While I wouldn't kick him out of bed, I certainly wouldn't pursue him hypothetically speaking.

[ludocrat]

What a dick.

[reymatt76]

@ludocrat Oh really? Give me details. How'd you get to see it?

[ludocrat]

@reymatt76

Lol. I'd better rephrase that. What a complete dick?

I'll get my coat.

[JoshGotLength]

@reymatt76 LOL!!

[youliveyoudie]

@reymatt76 HAHA

[rogerrodd]

The title of this clip should have been, "Zero Plus Zero Equals Zero."

[DoctorSkot]

I absolutely love the commercials you put at the end of these!

[agemaister]

He keeps drinking water-.-

[annnnnnap]

jimmy is hot.

[brimacki]

What's wrong with the plaintiff?

[badpanda84]

I dont agree with JJ on this case --

[shelzo]

boooo hoooooooooooooo

[globe255]

By the way plaintiff could be then new Ted Bundy.

[globe255]

The reason why the plaintiff is drinking that much water is because he is on some drugs- thats it!

[oobah2]

I just kept waiting for the plaintiff to say "fuggetaboutit!".

hahaah he looked so scared at 1:48