It's almost cruel to make jokes this realistic. I know it has to be a joke, but a part of me wants to hit this dude so incredibly hard. Directly in the face mind you.
Haha. "I just want to alliterate..." (illiterate?). hilarious. and of course, some crap drumming to boot. I actually had to make sure the video wasn't stuttering because the groove was so off. the notation on his sheet is wrong too. (surprise)
That snare sounds like it just came out the box. This guy doesn't know how to tune or angle his pieces correctly, but at least his haircut sucks enough to help us understand why.
Attention all facebook users, if you want this retard gone from youtube like my page on facebook, im trying to get support to get him banned from youtube!!!!!!!
Drummers are so aggressive you can tell everyone who commented here is a drummer, and can do a better smoother more rhythmic ghetto beat using only their ball sack, two testys and this guys head to make the beat. I don't mean no disrespect to the maker of this video, you seem like a fine young gentleman. and im sure you have lots of talent and experience, I know this because your username is ExpertVillage.. ;) and who am I, Im grease ****ing lighting on the snare kido. it all comes out butter.
I really hope that people understand that just because someone posts a video on youtube, it doesn't mean they know what they are talking about. but from the amount of negative comments on here, i don't think that this is an issue here. LOL
UPDATE: oh my god this video is so so good - I was trying to teach my mate to play drums today, but then I discovered this video, so I played it to him....and within 1 minute 13 seconds, my mate just became this absolute insane shred monkey, like i've never ever seen anyone play drums as good as I saw my mate play them today after watching this video..... Serious, thanks so much expertvillage, your videos are AMAZING, I take back what I said.
I swear, are expertvillage a piss take or what? I'm yet to find a video of theirs that actually, like, tells you something useful. And, y'know, i'm really "illiterating" my point here.
man...that's terrible. Do you have any musical training. Don't go masquerading as an expert if you have not clue how to play. Any musical talent at rhythm will go a long way for you. Try rhythm guitar. Bass. hell even piano will help you with your rhythm at drums. in the mean time, quit pretending to be an expert. here's something revolutionary...DRUM LESSONS!!! You need to invest in them!
FAIL. you cant even set the kit up nicely what a waste of a perfectly nice kit. oh n btw i think any drummer knows that the snare n bass are assential in any genre n what that drive is you mention at 38 is, is something called timing witch u got no idea of (structure your talking before you record your next video).
no ... to all you sympathetic people ... you don't understand. He got paid for doing this ... HE got PAID for doing THIS. It's a shame that real, honest musicians are struggling to pay their rent while this 'expert' is getting paid to do THIS. gotta admit it's hilarious though ..
the man dont have a floor tom
drummerboy2991 2 days ago
Thank you so much! GOSPEL CHOPS!!!
darknight1027 6 days ago
Needs more cowbell
youyougyfie 3 weeks ago
This is a joke right?
littlelonnie14 1 month ago 2
He reminds me of shaggy from scooby-doo...
fullalayou 1 month ago
@fullalayou Hahaha!!! Good Call!!
GenTorrio 2 weeks ago
he forgot to say: "You all must be a stoned"
w2ikepiir 1 month ago
The hairdo is really the icing on the cake here.
TheHexeract 3 months ago 3
I will say though i appreciate the effort he put into the way he writes drum set music.
bdsnare10 3 months ago
0:45 then you play that looser than a drunk hooker -_-
MKOgame 4 months ago
Please buy a metronome...
fnkdrmmr 4 months ago
wat
LimbsTheGamer 4 months ago
Always in the pulse
thegoodpyramid 4 months ago
Ultimate way to tell this guy is a retard
1) look at his toms
2) look at his sticks
3) look at his hair
4) watch him play
explodingpimp 4 months ago
@explodingpimp you forgot 5) listen to him talk.
CrestDriven 4 months ago
@explodingpimp 5) Listen to him say "quintel-sential" I think he means "quintessential"
TheHexeract 3 months ago
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zeppdrummer182 5 months ago
very bad setup
IRiiSHxGaMeRz 5 months ago
He's not bad. It's just that the acoustics in the room really suck. Yeah that's it. We'll blame it on the acoustics :D
ccricers 5 months ago
this guy can barely speak let alone teach, and what the hell is up with those toms?
flippytheleper 5 months ago
It's almost cruel to make jokes this realistic. I know it has to be a joke, but a part of me wants to hit this dude so incredibly hard. Directly in the face mind you.
gotM3T4L 5 months ago
It's not his fault, his pedal isn't adjusted right.
jpb318 6 months ago
come at me bro with them tops!
MadSte100 6 months ago
In the next video, would you please demonstrate tom fills
MoThugz4Ever 6 months ago
Wow...
rickydrum77 6 months ago 2
if i can one thing say than that he is definately not hip hop
TheCoheed88 6 months ago
why don't you just focus in karate
purz24 6 months ago
You were really out of beat
MattersofSize1 6 months ago
"quintelscential"? "illiterate"? "portant"? wtf???
kpgpwi64 6 months ago
This dude is not an expert, he isn't even a beginner, c'mon just look at his tom setup for christ sake.
CoolCoverBro 6 months ago 20
YOUR A POOOF MATE A POOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fadetoblack145 6 months ago
Haha. "I just want to alliterate..." (illiterate?). hilarious. and of course, some crap drumming to boot. I actually had to make sure the video wasn't stuttering because the groove was so off. the notation on his sheet is wrong too. (surprise)
brandobean 7 months ago
sick men! why dont you try to dance, maybe you got that talent!
wasy001 7 months ago
Ich bin eingeschlafen als der ein paar sekunden gespielt hat
xXDrumMasterXx 7 months ago
because he looks like a hiphop drummer...
jack87363 7 months ago
@jack87363 Yeah, cause you gotta look like one before you can play like one.
psychonavigator 6 months ago
Jeeeeeeze man. It sounds like you just started playing yesterday.
MrChrispchris 7 months ago
If this guy's an expert, I'd guess that Travis Barker would be the Chuck Norris of drumming.
Xkiller69 7 months ago 2
"I just wanted to really illiterate..." I'd call that a success.
matmoose 7 months ago
u suck..... what waste of upload...
crazypilotstoned 7 months ago
He is so good.
ElliotovHull 8 months ago
I really hope this dude is a joke.
xHardcawx 8 months ago
what the heck? why does he have two different drum sticks? did he loose one or something
VegasHomie 8 months ago 26
@VegasHomie
Loose: VegasHomie is a retard on the loose.
Lose: VegasHomie is about to lose his fucking fingers if he can't learn to spell.
ViralSC2 4 months ago
@ViralSC2 umadbro?
ThatAwkwardMan 4 months ago
DAMN!
if this is what they called expert,than i must be a god of drums
(and i'm totally sucks at drums,i'm a guitarist)
Expert village really failed..=="
ventusthewind 8 months ago
That snare sounds like it just came out the box. This guy doesn't know how to tune or angle his pieces correctly, but at least his haircut sucks enough to help us understand why.
ArchDukeFrancis1914 8 months ago 3
WTF?... at least the bass drum sound nice!
FreetoSessions 8 months ago
0:58 i think you're meant to say the word iterate. not alliterate. ROFL
MusicAndDaren 8 months ago
Questlove would be proud of you lol
ccricers 8 months ago
Thank you Ned Shneebly for the lesson
BGruber42 9 months ago 3
Approach the beat? What beat? The only beat you make is the one with your meat. Nice toms.
xXNukeMeXx 9 months ago
asshole
Lany20 9 months ago
wow very concise tom organization
shlbirdman14 9 months ago
please tell me this is a joke.
billbert101 9 months ago
ayy never listen to a beginner xD
lucam123 9 months ago
hes taking the piss right?
drumincritter 9 months ago
gay
hultizen 10 months ago
he wants to really "alliterate" @0:58 haha. what, playing poorly?
wetdog158 10 months ago
he´s actually playing with two different sticks.
ProMark93 10 months ago
Bahaa i thought he was David Guetta at first LOL!
EfPeVe10 10 months ago
I think a preschooler wrote his music for him.
daveizazombie 10 months ago
:57 i just wanted to illiterate how portant
ranikade3 10 months ago
Guy is slow? n worst beat lmfao
alecandjulian 10 months ago
lol
Banano79 11 months ago
I lame the parents! LOL
dianson1 11 months ago
wow, that was really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
heebass 11 months ago
sadly every "expert village" video, seems to have been done by some one that is far from an expert.
omarphi215 11 months ago
i didn't know they sold drums at the .99 cents store!! i gotta get me a pair!!!
miamiwax 11 months ago
expert garbage :P
pigi37 11 months ago
EPIC GARBAGE!!!!!!
manikmati 1 year ago
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4ntiIvIon 1 year ago
If this guy is an expert I am doing my own videos.
TheBman6565 1 year ago 2
WTTF??
roki92 1 year ago
Attention all facebook users, if you want this retard gone from youtube like my page on facebook, im trying to get support to get him banned from youtube!!!!!!!
AfterlifeBlack 1 year ago
It sounds like he shits himself at the very end
SplitSight 1 year ago 2
stop this shit!! just get a proper job!!
ulikba2008 1 year ago
He should stick to his day job...oh wait...he probably doesn't have one because hes retarded. I think he should just be donated to science.
imakefreshbeatz 1 year ago
Look at his kit. WTF. Didn't even watch the rest of the video.
weedkiller10 1 year ago
dude cant u give LITTLE more example??
lakerfan531 1 year ago
what a freaking idiot. he can even play it tight himself!
teundrumhead 1 year ago
Best tom setup ever.
rizzly 1 year ago 115
I agree!
druMees 6 months ago
in the description it says>>>Expert: Ryan Larson
lol wut? XD
latem777 4 months ago
It is two different sticks yeah, fail. But its a nylon and a wooden tip, more fail...
TrhIk 1 year ago
You're fired.
SlayingMinion 1 year ago
u swing wayyyy to much
eriickkk96 1 year ago
Did he just say "I want to really alliterate"??? Im pretty sure he meant reiterate...Which makes him a moron.
blackfire5432112 1 year ago
Ok so to sum it all up: If you wanna be a great freestyle hip hop drummer, DON'T follow this vid.
ok got it, thanks for the post!
JayBoogie950 1 year ago
I don't think this dude knows what hip hop or a drum set is.
dingusass 1 year ago
It was a Chuck Norris?
MRAKOBES18 1 year ago
wtf... they've more vids than machinima O:
DoodleTheJumper 1 year ago
wow
jaytonbye 1 year ago
"The quintilsential part of the drum set is..." Retard....
And where the hell is your floor tom.....
Danielcrspo 1 year ago
"The quintilsential part of the drum set is..." Retard....
Danielcrspo 1 year ago
Drummers are so aggressive you can tell everyone who commented here is a drummer, and can do a better smoother more rhythmic ghetto beat using only their ball sack, two testys and this guys head to make the beat. I don't mean no disrespect to the maker of this video, you seem like a fine young gentleman. and im sure you have lots of talent and experience, I know this because your username is ExpertVillage.. ;) and who am I, Im grease ****ing lighting on the snare kido. it all comes out butter.
Thetrevdawg 1 year ago
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Thetrevdawg 1 year ago
why are his toms sitting all fucked up
NoShaDow36 1 year ago
Is it a joke!?
toniodrummer 1 year ago
This quy is my hero...
FAIL
TheMrArdg 1 year ago
I really hope that people understand that just because someone posts a video on youtube, it doesn't mean they know what they are talking about. but from the amount of negative comments on here, i don't think that this is an issue here. LOL
MyDreamIsToBeInPorn 1 year ago
never !
pricklypear 1 year ago
please god, let this be a joke...
drummerdude1171 1 year ago
dude like thats such a stereotypical hip hop beaat
2cool0 1 year ago
LM(DS)O !!!! HAHAHA
lemarquis57 1 year ago
you should learn than learn to the others .
theodu34800 1 year ago
0:44 i think he just wanted to show us how "terrible it sounds when you play it loose"...didnt he?
x360z0cker 1 year ago
"Expert" Village
mulle1300 1 year ago
I'm really looking forward to your video on drum setup
gd44 1 year ago
UPDATE: oh my god this video is so so good - I was trying to teach my mate to play drums today, but then I discovered this video, so I played it to him....and within 1 minute 13 seconds, my mate just became this absolute insane shred monkey, like i've never ever seen anyone play drums as good as I saw my mate play them today after watching this video..... Serious, thanks so much expertvillage, your videos are AMAZING, I take back what I said.
thowmas2 1 year ago
I swear, are expertvillage a piss take or what? I'm yet to find a video of theirs that actually, like, tells you something useful. And, y'know, i'm really "illiterating" my point here.
thowmas2 1 year ago
OOOO... OOOO... caveman much LOL!
surflouis1 1 year ago
Quintelsentiel?
rokdrumm 1 year ago
Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
mexicanpoptart17 1 year ago 2
what the hell bra? what sup with the dang notes on the snare? did you sis' draft it up for you?
arsch3415 1 year ago
"If you play that loose, it's going to sound terrible." YEAH NO SHIT, SHERLOCK
warriormole 1 year ago 45
no rhythm white boy
prolly cant dance either
butterknhf 1 year ago
Those who can't do, teach.
lordkoos 1 year ago
@lordkoos and those who can't teach, teach gym. :-P hopefully you have seen school of rock lol
RajDrummer1 1 year ago 2
I'm flmfao right now.
Ozma00X 1 year ago
lame...
Mccritical80 1 year ago
this guy sucks
skater1627 1 year ago
lol, is illiterate really a word?
darkbluesoul 1 year ago 4
@darkbluesoul
Yes, but what he meant was iterate.
RTF55 1 year ago
yea he was pretty off and he stuck on the boom boom pap lol
myspacecomrogiie 1 year ago
dude seriously
InsAn3DrmmeR 1 year ago
hahaha wtf is with that tom setup
supernickynick 1 year ago
Epic fail at 0:53.You think you can give advice to anyone????Go study man and then try.
McJohnGr 1 year ago 2
i invented a better hip hop beat before i started drums. Back when i thought beatboxing under my breath was cool.
Beholdthecoma 1 year ago
you need more stuff in ur bass drum so it can be muffled better
mib312 1 year ago
Why the hell does he use two different sticks?
MatHan77 1 year ago
Holy fuckin' shit...! I think I just had a drum lesson from Chuck Norris Jr. or something
zevictor00 1 year ago 2
@zevictor00 lmao!!!
SubstanceOnline 1 year ago
you'll never understand how funny it was on SO many levels that you said "illiterate"
Thudpaw2006 1 year ago
i really wanna alliterate.. how portant these two parts are in the drumset...
UrPostOfficeBuddy 1 year ago
LOL this guy has no idea.....
kimo101 1 year ago
Nice hair cut.....
Danielcrspo 1 year ago
haha are those really the notes he's playing on the page? it looks like it came from a childrens book
TheJkirsch 1 year ago
Hey guys...
I'm looking to be a drummer in a band so if u need one you should leave me a msg.
Oh and I'm a Singaporean so u gotta be one to :))
Peace out.
WillSmithNo1 1 year ago
i know this dude. it is not a joke.
Ro0tsRadicals 1 year ago
This must be a joke
budwayz 1 year ago
did this expert just pick his nose?
drumsforhands 1 year ago
this answers the age old question, "what would happen if shaggy from scooby doo smoked crack and attempted to play drums?"
MrWalrus121 1 year ago 2
lol at the toms.
OoGeostigmaoO 1 year ago
man...that's terrible. Do you have any musical training. Don't go masquerading as an expert if you have not clue how to play. Any musical talent at rhythm will go a long way for you. Try rhythm guitar. Bass. hell even piano will help you with your rhythm at drums. in the mean time, quit pretending to be an expert. here's something revolutionary...DRUM LESSONS!!! You need to invest in them!
dtaggart11 1 year ago
u look gay and dont no what u talking about so shut yo mouth
bidum00 1 year ago
I didn't know chuck Norris played the drums!
EAW56 1 year ago
who knew david spade played the drums
MichealDarwin 1 year ago
Is this a joke?
Danielcrspo 1 year ago 2
lol
afbg1988 1 year ago
are you serious? expert village
pipedelic 1 year ago
did he have something in his mouth or something cuz he talks funny
snakebite017 1 year ago
it sucks
vanzan12 1 year ago
this guys plain retarded
tskuxx 1 year ago
FAIL. you cant even set the kit up nicely what a waste of a perfectly nice kit. oh n btw i think any drummer knows that the snare n bass are assential in any genre n what that drive is you mention at 38 is, is something called timing witch u got no idea of (structure your talking before you record your next video).
gluv1 1 year ago
Haha, I hope he is kidding.
SimonBak90 1 year ago
hahahaha FAIL
zmazak 1 year ago 28
his sticks dont eaven match
33timba 1 year ago 4
dude you fickin`suck!
r u jokin`or somethin?
stanondrums 1 year ago
Why is your kit like that. it sucks
GTRDRUMER 1 year ago 2
its hilarious
joshmolina3 1 year ago
this realy must be a joke. is this from a film with david spade?
URaBiH 1 year ago
what up wit the whack kit doot?
MegaDdrummer 1 year ago
off beat as fuck. FAIL.
aahhhshaddap 1 year ago
expert village go hang yourself
cabuan1186 1 year ago 2
this is a joke.....right?
justindrumify 1 year ago
drummers check Rob Brown he explains hip-hop feels the best... and please check my hip-hop performance..
Masterfilm15 1 year ago
You are right NooBvillage they over due it never teach you any thing i could do better than them... they never play anything what noobs :S
goblue34PSN 1 year ago
he even has 2 different drumsticks. what a douche.
Sentraman4 1 year ago
most retarded people must own you on drums.
aczeppelindc2908 1 year ago
I think every Expert Faillage drum teacher gets a free drumkit xD
pyrlalah 2 years ago
Ugly drum kit...
pmgargioni 2 years ago
jajaja eseee cooonnn
drummer20 2 years ago
00:58 " i just really want to (illiterate) how important the blah blah... " vocab fail
TheJkirsch 2 years ago
lol I thought I was the only one who heard that, maybe there's an crappy english expert on this channel that can 'correct' him to say obliterate
mmeronek 2 years ago
did a 3 year old set ur toms up ? retard !
rayful23 2 years ago 2
no ... to all you sympathetic people ... you don't understand. He got paid for doing this ... HE got PAID for doing THIS. It's a shame that real, honest musicians are struggling to pay their rent while this 'expert' is getting paid to do THIS. gotta admit it's hilarious though ..
BadArcticMonkey097 2 years ago 3
@cogfy Lol why does he suck, when he doesnt even put on his best?
SoundOfDnB 2 years ago
thats my attitude a lot, well said man.
TheDesine 2 years ago
good job
kadeen3000 2 years ago
lmfao he looks high
portugu3sh 2 years ago
the name expert village would be suitable.....
if they were teaching people to be clowns like
this is more likely to make you worse, than better
barker66 2 years ago
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barker66 2 years ago
Lol bless him for trying.
Keyboardbeatz 2 years ago 2