Eugene Mirman - Sexpert

[GuppyPal]

What do girls think of this video? Can they take a joke? Or do they find it offensive?

[VersaMusic]

@GuppyPal these jokes aren't about girls, they're about guys.

[blurppi]

This video is hilaaarious, but I kept getting distracted by the fish nipping one another in the background. Come on, buddies, cut it out.

[ThaOneChrisJONES]

Does this guy remind anyone else of Jon Lovitz ? lol !

[TeamZealand]

Even a small bus is a big bus.

[elphonseful]

if a woman farts, hit her



[Voshi]

If a woman farts. Hit her.

[ifightaliens]

I used to do the "you're not fat" bit with my girlfriend at the time. She was in a cult.

[sqweekyknee]

i watched this....before youtube was even significant

[adrianbatson]

@sqweekyknee ME TOO! On ebaums I think.

[sqweekyknee]

@adrianbatson for me, either ebaums or funny junk. maybe even heavy.

[TeamZealand]

@sqweekyknee Congratulations!

[dubmatic808]

hold on for 1 sec

[MrXenferno]

A woman is like a vase..you gotta play with those titties

[loboisfuzzy]

random comment stolen from the videos dialog

[iouaname673]

Why does this video not have a million views? It's hilarious.

I'll get on that bus...Gus.

[Albeleo]

"If a woman farts, hit her." LMAO. And no I'm not saying violence against women is funny, but that joke IS.

[dtadeo2006]

theres a part where he shows his name in the magazine.

[LucidDream]

I'm covered in broken glass too.

[jamieconon]

tried to hit on a girl and said "i know what an aeroplane is" and she wasnt really liking it (even though i was being super confident). so i tried to compliment her and told her "hey, ur not fat". still nothing. women!

[rbidar]

"If they could, they'd just date a fire"

[cliffordsunbeam]

you are gay. please never make another video again in your life

[Witzk01U]

@cliffordsunbeam Awwwww someone doesn't get the humor.

[weezarrgh]

If a woman farts, hit her.

[13HourClock]

"Mr. Hand is going to fuck the shit out of you."

"That's sexy."

[thegirlwhosapearl]

Who out there is a twilight fan? u know how the hot vampires are sparkly? I bet they are covered in broken glass.

[Lvaneede]

Hop on the bus, gus

You dont need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, lee

And get yourself free

[randomana]

chocolate. dick. chocolate dick!

[breakingthe4thwall]

0:40

[asocialjester]

1:50

[kidlucius]

Everything about this is the best thing ever.

[albitross1992]

lolololol

[tamerawr]

Eugene is glorious.

[osoqiktsi]

haha, "wanna go see whats in the bathroom? I bet it's..muh dick" then in the next clip his hair is all fucked. lol

[artfactory123]

He just got some!

[kylex3]

EUGENE=AWSOME

[IllusionBomb]

I now remember why "mah dick" has made its way into my daily vocabulary.

[diorxaddict]

a woman likes 5 thinks.

chocolate, dick, chocolate dick. its brilliant. get on it.

hahahahah priceless

[ohhector]

This has got to be one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. EVER.

[patwow]

Hey, you're not fat.

[Zerrith]

I don't think I've laughed harder at a video alone in my room.

[guybuddyson]

Hard times. Soft bananas. Vanilla wafers. There's the puzzle.

Up to you to put it together, man.

[ChachiTelevision1979]

I love Eugene. He looks like a modern day Zero Mostel.

[chim2dachim]

Hey

wanna go see whats in the bathroom??

i bet its <i>my dick</i>

hahahaha

priceless

so many good inside jokes for friends

haha

[Nord1980]

So many good secrets in this video....I have to go with the hand gesture though...."Mr.Hand is going to fuck the shit out of you...." ahahahhahahahahaha !!!

[RIPbeatz]

if a woman farts, hit her. ahahahahaha priceless.

[caliberracer]

hey i wanna cover me in glass get on the bus gus cause im a flame

[NikXLII]

Wow, now that I've seen this video, I'll get all the ladies for sure!

[kooguyfromda702]

Get on the bus...Gus.

[CalicoJonCash]

"aw, i know what an airplane is- yeah!!"

[filthypiggy]

Cover yourself in broken glass :P

[niemann11]

This guys so good.

[tobz5595]

'Be like, get on the bus, gus' Genius!

[lfgalbraith]

This guy is so funny lol

[ThatBoyRaym]

"If a woman farts hit her" just classic!

[crazytrainlove]

You're not fat. Hahaha!

[otchacha]

this is great!

[tohenihano]

LOL get on the bus gus lolololololol

[afry06]

this guy is hilarious lol... A woman is like a vase, you gotta play with them titties

haha love that shit

[tinkertaylorsoldier]

nice

[unholyapocalypse]

chocolate dick.... thats actualy funny

good job

[pbwizz14]

you look like grandma's boy.

[xXxFailingCuresxXx]

xD.... a woman is like a vase.... you gotta play with those titties... hahahahaha

[HelenLvzJack]

FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!!

[ridebmxHH]

thedupdupeboys video was as funny as watching someone take a bowel movement. this vide however, way funny.

[TheDupeDupeBoys]

If you watched this video then you'll love my new video Global Warming Parody. So don't dally any longer youtuber's, stop watching this and type in Global Warming parody and watch it.

[kkitokkie]

chocolate dick...roflcopter crash.

[singpentecostal]

I want my 3:46 back.

[imalazygamerbum]

u look alot like ellen degeneress

[thmnetwork]

u sound like forest gump

[TetsuoKunio]

... I... I'm sorry, what just happened?

Was that advice on women?

[MrAnus]

I want romanse with Eugens and I'm not even gaylord, thats how sexyist he is. But then I am for Lovitz hot,.too so maybe im not the best judg for sexness, but boy is he hots and makes my hardness.

[sethmo2020]

Eugene Mirman is the greatest!

[rivalneighbour]

awesome tips. very funny. extremely funny.

[1wingedhero07]

hahah thats fuckin funny.

[deadrosesgrow]

lol im sorry my brother loves him but i just fall backwards trying to watch this

[eretzsus]

I have been married for many years and things were lagging in our relationship, becoming very distant from its true potential and I bought Doctor Eugene's sexpert tapes and I am glad to say that we are happy once again and he saved our marraige . I recommend that every married couple and those thinking of getting married should follow Doctor Eugene's brilliant sexpert advice and it will set you on the yellow brick road of blissful matrimony once again.

[guybuddyson]

Rule of thumb:

Stock up on Tums! Was probably in the disclaimer, but...can you be too careful when it comes to bodily functions?

[persianguy]

hey, get on the bus gus

[grubin]

Hey, wanna see what's in the bathroom?

I bet it's ma dick.

[greekdragon]

Tell me this guy didnt show up at an audition for

"THE FOURTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN"

[gammovies]

this guy didnt show up at an audition for

"THE FOURTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN"

[greekdragon]

ok, if you say so.

[lookitslauren]

you're stupid

[greekdragon]

You're a butthead

[lookitslauren]

That's okay. At least I can spell the word "forty"

[gammovies]

But seriously, I doubt he did. I doubt they even had auditions. Whoever pitched the idea probably had Steve Carell in mind from the beginning.

[eretzsus]

You are very funny Eugene but I guess you know that already.

[darrenjames140]

get the power back on

[edenweaver]

so ...uh, eugene ...what's in the bathroom?

[MrPbodii]

Mr Hand's gonna fuck the shit outta u! hes gonna take u 2 pleasure town

[kterch]

This is your most amazing video yet! i can't stop watching it!

[dingomoon]

It's so true too.

[joeborder]

i know what an aeroplane is awwww, i know what an aeroplane is. hahahaha

[thecitychicken]

"Make 'em wait." hehehe

[ejfex]

lol man :)

[edifier2006]

hahaha.. hilarious!!

[JamesTraficant]

unfunny

[HalfJoey]

ha

[voodoochi1d]

you must get laid so much

[Tschamie]

go to Hollywood...GO!

great acting

[revolutionary]

hahahahaha

[slipknot27913]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN

[galves2911]

"Think of your dick as a bus...she is Gus...Get on the bus, Gus!"

LOL.

[JerryCasanova]

lmao

[dimesatch]

woman luv 5 things, chocolate...dick..chocolate dick.lol, thats the funniest thing, bit lamo, but funny mostly

[DarkSan]

hahaha "if she farts... Hit her" xD

[rockdude492]

hella funny

[freesample87]

hahahaha if she farts hit her lol and come in the bathroom and see whats in there..bet its my dick! hahaha those are two of the best things ive heard all day

[gammovies]

this is one of the funniest things on youtube, and srdonmanuel, when did sucking your own dick and eating your own poop become a trend? tell me that.

[MCRisntEMO]

if she farts HIT HER LMAO.

[talktal]

ha, okay, maybe i don't hate you as much now.

[killridemedly]

it would be kind of funny if he didn't have a weird homosexual undercurrent to his physical mannerisms.

[kungfuwookie]

i didnt know homosexuals had specific undercurrents

[srdonmanuel]

when did ugly and boring people on camera become a trend...?

[Brok3nDream]

women like 5 things chocolate dick..... chocolate dick!! its brilliant xD

[queenmaleficent]

Thanks that was very funny.

[bewareofdogEOH]

at first i wasn't a fan then i laughed some at the responses the i started laughing but now ur staight out funny

like

yea

[zitantion]

a vase w/ tities... brilliant!

[jojoyear]

dunno why i should laugh bout that guy...

[moonbasenine]

Sorry, this guy just isn't funny. I liked the Video from the Future bit, but, you guys made it sound like his other videos were funnier so I checked some of them out. Well, they're not.

[gammovies]

thats your opinion.....which is wrong.

[IcyGlassShadow]

78offp93p634[13[08bg...(Receiv­ing)... wof83v (Go Ahead)... This IS President Nicholaus Notle II... In the future if a woman does NOT fart she is struck with a brick, that, or a paving block. Then, she must give you all of her potassium. We of the future try and date dry women. In a way, this is better for everyone...qwg3it62p... . . . (Message Ends)

[Ecsed]

all people who liked this have not have sex, nor will ever.

[gammovies]

i didnt know you had to be a virgin to have a good sense of humor

[Spetz]

Hey you know whats in the bathroom? My dick lol...

[Tschamie]

Now i know all about women! thaks

[SoooBlue]

You don't need the ".." before "If a woman farts ...hit her" because this is the start of the sentence.

abyway grest wprk EUGENE MIRMAN!!!

[thepedigree]

"..If a woman fart's ...hit her." Words to live by.

[neenerhead]

Your humor is pretty refreshing compared to most of the stupid shit on here. I love it!

[thehoneybunny]

funny...especially the "depth perception" look. that cracked my shit up.

[mtbikemikeg]

really laughing ... good sh.t mon.

[thepedigree]

Eugene reminds me of Bob Fossil

[haelos]

Laughing...laughing...ok better, awesome man.

[vampiresoup]

Now that I'm sober I've watched it again. Once again, this is amazing

[vampiresoup]

thats aweoskme

[JoshBarrina]

jackhammeer! The Power went out of my block. thanks for the tips!

[dmjinc]

wow I actually smiled at something he said....when he said something abouta girl farting...other than that hes lame as hell

[jessica21rabbit]

lmaoo!!!!!!! your not fat!!

[Jesusismothra]

Oh Eugene...How I love thee...and your set at Toad's Place was absolutely awesome.

[chuckiethePyro]

cough*-virgin-*cough

[dmjinc]

This guy looks like my high school science teacher.....and she was an old woman

[earthacademy]

LOL!!

[martsmithuk]

Quite wank..

[Kabafo]

Hahaha I'm buying the CD today. I'm telling the truth.

[NICKYtheCROW]

completely awesome.



[xpendragon8054]

OHHHH!  So that's how it's done!