Star Trek Outtakes - Volume II

[gl1500ctv]

My new password is "Alpha3456ApplejuiceBum"! Thanks DJO! LOL

[danjm36]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA



[liamsp544]

Black man deck.

[nwotleets]

I. Can't. Stop. Watching. This.

[alanplymuk]

Bloody fantastic, This is one of the best I have seen on Youtube..

[Alsgirlfriend]

xDD AHAHAHA. This is funny, oh man.

[sternfan75]

Picard " I'm going to go have a rub-down with Beverly." Data "Use a rubber."

[EliteFitnessPT]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[jugboy222]

"look forward to some beatings commander"

[TheRealTerranMarine]

fuck me in the garage HMM

[Khyrid]

wubba bee wubba bee boo

[TommyLewJDfacesTH2]

I'm hoping you're gonna do Stone Temple Pilots...



[noliesundead]

i never fucked a tree before

[bored1980]

I want to dislike this, but it's so damn funny.

[djspesh82]

Go Jordy it's yo burfday :,-D Crying Laughing

[Richardddoobies]

My personal favorite.

[ks610]

OH GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[kenspocket]

use a rubber …lol

[greyeyed123]

Alpha 3456 Apple Juice. How did he know my password?

[DarkMalfunction]

What's the episode where geordis doing a rap song in main engineering?

[jakedefense2]

"computer, security code alpha-3456 applejuice bum" 0:40

[TabithaMentschukoff]

I've never even watched Star Trek, and this is hilarious XD

Especially the guy doing a 50 cent song...

[Leylaashley]

xD the fuck

[schutzenhaus]

We can shit in his fries and you can strangle my grandmamamama. Woobee. Woobubububee. Woo.

[sebulia1]

I've seen some of these before. This is one of the better ones! Troi's dialogue is both surreal and hysterical....

[AjarnDeeTeesut]

Troi's answer to all the world's problems....split a strawberry arthritus.

[tomwalkermusic]

This chair is nice...

[AllyWolf123]

YEAAAA!

[rampart1664]

Just brilliant.

[10JWoww]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long ass time....kudos to you....:)

[fillemortex]

" I still have some cocaine on my hand" *snifffs* hahahah omg...that part...

[Robotdrummerzzk]

Look forward to some beatings, commander.

gets me every fucking time

[davidls11]

Trippy, it's just like that time I licked a Horta.

[JatinderGill9]

"See, it's nice to have hot sex for once."

OH SHI-

[SunEyes83]

0:09 F**k meee in Garage...hahahahHAHAHAHAHAH!

[schutzenhaus]

Still got some cocaine on my hand. *SNORRRRRRRRT*

[linkingisnonsense]

Computer. Security code 3 4 5 6 Apple Juice.. bum?

[Bra1de]

Geordie is da Real Pimp! He don't need sun glasses to be cool he has a golden visor :D~

[icyhotonmynuts]

I was about to turn this off when all of a sudden, Geordi busted in rappin' 50 Cent

[rampart1664]

Brilliant, simply brilliant.

[marktrade88]

WE DO IT ON THE SSTOOOOOVE,

[CounterAttack11]

Geez, Troi... What happens in Penticton stays in Penticton...

[kranktank]

we can shit in his fries and you can strangle my grandma-muh-mah-muh

[danbojitsu]

I just laughed until I couldn't breathe. "Why not split a strawberry arthritis?" LOL. Thank you!

[blakevjones]

Words cannot express...

[faithlessbelievers]

I had not looked at the comments or the description. I was VERY confused.

[starwars15500]

I never fucked a tree before

[UpSky2]

Doing *anything* in Penticton is pratfallacious.

[SirBraxton1989]

Woo there are werewolves eating my dad's house.

[ThePanaviaTornado]

ozzy...xD

[DominicShade]

La Forge comes out like a god damn pimp

[2490debrick]

Geordie the token black guy lol...

[etherealangel712]

lol what is happening

[wickedpissa25]

I'll be Troi's inflatable rubber cowboy any time.

[iseldoff]

Laughing the whole time that shit was hallarous!

[RyanSellman1]

Deanna burping, Barney-style. Funny!

[JunmaiShu]

Sonuvabitch! I was drinking root beer and heard "never fucked a tree before", and that shit came through my nose. Burnt like a mother fucker.

[RyanSellman1]

Hilarious. Love it!!

[LeonhartSquallofFF8]

@drunkwuv DAMN RIGHT!!!!!! LOL :D

[LeonhartSquallofFF8]

How do you people come up with this stuff!?! It's so seamless it looks like it was the show's actual dialogue. Ther's really no way to tell difference. LOL!!!!!! :D

[stallion1972jo]

I'm saving this to my favorites list lol

[bagbunny]

I have never had something so incredibly retarded make me laugh so incredibly hard.

[ecwcwwf]

That's pretty frigging funny. How bout a volume 3?

[realomon]

whabba bee whabba beewee woo....

[jester3454]

my grandmamomma

[MelissaTicky]

@Ryeder69 VAN CITY!

[Roadiepat]

I may be an odd person, but I find this funny as hell.

[TM1934]

Lol!

[TheTribbleMaker]

"I have an inflatable rubber cowboy. We do it on the stove. See, it's nice to have hot sex for once, and fries." I've watched that part about five times today and I can't stop laughing!

[csgrambauer2]

@TheTribbleMaker I know! Me too! :D

[1rammstein21]

This is the funniest shit I've seen with Star Trek!  I'd even bet that the cast would get a laugh out of this!

[realomon]

nevah fucked a tree before!!!

[Muirselgas]

I still got some cocaine on my hand *SNIFFFFF*

[TheBoochan82]

Wuh buh Bee. Wuh buh bee buh. Woo.

[ThePigFacedDog]

Expect some beatings commander...

[hernameisruby]

these are just great but my favorite parts are always when Geordi raps.

[MasterChieeff]

Geordi's enterance was too funny

[Wired2X]

Computer, security code alpha 3 4 5 6 Apple Juice... bum.

[kreb42]

well done and very funny.

[dewfall56]

Such sacrilege!!  But funny sacrilege.

[DarthPhotek]

"I don't know what they're talking about, I'm making my own decisiOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

[Restayvien]

Look forward to some beating commander!

[stereonut001]

Holy fucking piss! I have never laughed so hard in MONTHS! Keep the Applejuice flowing!

[MorbusMactabilis]

I swear I'll give 1,003 of you a cruel death.

[BugKilledTangerine]

OMG Perfect timing and everything! So funny! Thank you!

[pinkunderbelly]

shhh shhh don't talk about that!

[jakecornish5]

3456 apple juice...bum XD CRACKED ME UP!!

[ultimatemetalfreak]

Dude, I haven't watched this in years and i just laughed my ass off like the first time. It's so dumb it's brilliant.

[dayjoborchestra]

@ultimatemetalfreak or maybe it's so brilliant, it's dumb:)

[ultimatemetalfreak]

@dayjoborchestra Whatever it is, it is brilliant. Makes me piss my pants laughing.

[Krafterr4]

@dayjoborchestra Reminds me of Einstein.

[csgrambauer2]

@dayjoborchestra Lol damn straight! It's definitely so brilliant it's dumb. XD!! Love you guys.

[Roadracer987654321]

Only Starfleet Admiral Jean-Luc Picard should be Retrieved from the Future and taken back to the 23rd Century to give advice to Young Captain James T. Kirk on the Rigors of Command. Picard's Experience with Dealing with the Borg will be invaluable in teh New Timeline to Starfleet which is just making Contact with the Borg with the New and Faster Ships in the New Timeline.

[dayjoborchestra]

@Roadracer987654321 ...and this has what to do with Apple Juice?



[Roadracer987654321]

@dayjoborchestra Apple Juice is what Real Men drink. How did you know my Favorite Drink ?

[Freeflyer91]

@dayjoborchestra Maybe his mission, after apple school, is to win the rodeo.

[AshleyJColeman]

@dayjoborchestra Borg cubes are made of apple juice.....did you not know that?

[Roadracer987654321]

@dayjoborchestra  apple Juice is a Man's Drink. It os the Greatest Non Alcoholic Drink Ever Created

[Timbulathespidermonk]

@Roadracer987654321 you get that this isn't real Star Trek, right?

[dayjoborchestra]

@Roadracer987654321 .....wow.

[Roadracer987654321]

@dayjoborchestra  Cool Thought, Huh ...?

[morro190]

@Roadracer987654321 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

[StormsongK]

The lip synch on these is so good I want to go back and see what they're really saying!

[sweetnikelea]

never fucked a tree before :D loooool

[deejayconan]

0:48 Oh fuck I laughed so hard

[omenroc1]

"use a rubber" LOL

[docsis3]

Who would of thought troi liked her some newfie rough.

[YellowSTS]

Its yur birthday!

[starfleet1993]

@YellowSTS

We gonna party like its your birthday...

[Calriec]

981 people need to have some more of that de-castrated coffee and werewolves eating their dad's house.

[CAMERONDAMNIT]

*pause* "look forward to some beatings, commander." lol.

[csgrambauer2]

@CAMERONDAMNIT I love that line from Picard. XD!!

[rfavro]

"I'm happy with Newfies. Hot Damn!" "Data, I'd like a roast-beef Perogi." LMAO!!!

[cotillion]

@rfavro

worf rape in Penticton

[cichlid16]

I still got some cocaine on my hand! SNIIIIIIIFFFF!

[dannyuzi4u]

great

[rosieeb123]

Decastrated coffee XDXDXD

[AdamMarcheMusic]

Computer. Security code.. 3456 apple juice.. bum.

[mgkpraesi]

Great!! :)

[TheDanimal2]

I don't know what they're talking about, I'm making my own desicAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ChristopherDone]

lol'd at the lights "go shorty, it's ye birthday"

[AceObrin]

Anyone want to split a strawberry arthritis?

[Sentidocomuncabron]

I couldn't STOP LAUGHING for 1:58 secons. HILARIOUS.

[Sweetassour]

Would be good if it made some fucking sense.

[spacecowboy5000]

@Sweetassour It's not supposed to. Random words to match the lip movements. That's what makes this funny and that's why DJO is so popular.

[Sweetassour]

@spacecowboy5000 watch turbolift, they can do it.

[spacecowboy5000]

@Sweetassour lol! That one and "Who Pooed On Your Dad". But they usually go for the random stuffs.

[ilovedatasoong]

"ANGRY!"

Reminds me of my dad...

[BionicError]

crap

[TheMetalRiffer]

Star Trek Remastered edition!!!

[startrekkin1701]

dang i laughed till i friggin died on this one lol xD

[themontanaforever]

what the name of song sing a geordi?

[WolfofDreams]

What's the Stone Temple Pilots song picard sings a line of?

[ilovedatasoong]

@WolfofDreams 'Vaseline'

[WolfofDreams]

@ilovedatasoong Thanks :D Was bugging me for ages. Oh and to run with the theme of quoting this amazing video: "Computer, security code 3456 apple juice, bum"

[dayjoborchestra]

@burnstagger I can't make fun of your comment....it's just so perfect as it is...

[dayjoborchestra]

@burnstagger I can't make fun of your comment....it'

s just so perfect as it is...

[harceps]

942 people need to fuck a tree

[realomon]

its your birthday scene is priceless......

[pearljamcalgaryfan]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA shit my face is so sore from laughing at the "in da club" part, the reaction they have is priceless, well done

[harceps]

I have an inflatable rubber cowboy....we do it on the stove. LMAO

[CTForrester]

i'm crying i'm laughing so hard. You are a Gift to the Human Race. (and fries!)

[qthelost]

OMG I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank You!!

[YayForBeers]

930 people never fucked a tree before.

[airtrekkie]

This is so my favourite clip from your repertoire of ridiculousness! I think it's one of the best-synched too.

as a huge Trekkie I was horrified/shocked when I first saw what you'd done to my fave show...then it started to make me laugh my ass off and all was good. nice work man!

[Ahrisss]

"dumb-ass dialog replacement" write it in the damn title.

[ltflermy]

Thought he said "Stool Sample Pilots" for a moment there.

[Trickatrog]

Wha ba be. Wha ba ba blee. Whoo.

[Astr8gayguy]

OMFG LMFACO!!!!!

[order2khaos]

Subtle, but brilliant: "Use a rubber!"

[aCivilServant]

if you're not with me in about five minutes I'll sure get lonely...

[qc4u]

why not split a strawberry arthritis? we can shit in his thighs and you can strangle my grandmamama.....wobabi, wobabibi, woo... :-D

[drakeplayer1234]

LMAO



[Novelladelleda]

1:44 --1:51 most convincing voice over in the entire world.

[GoggleEyedOne]

this chair is NICE

[Coldmystery]

Seriously the ones where yall do deanna are the fucking funniest.

[pmcwillow]

I've been watching this every now and then for the past 3 years, and it still makes me laugh out loud!

[Papavondov]

HARD SEX AND FRIES!!!

[Lydirius]

Damn it! I'm crying here people. That was some funny shit.

[jthennis]

This well done on matching words to lip movement.

[Padgeify]

"I've still got some cocaine on my hands" * SNIFF

LMAO :D

[MrNoturaveragerednek]

sounds like that guy and puppets from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[WatchMyAwesomeVideo2]

880 people are sane

[abaurre3]

BEEH!

[stonebridge999]

Look forward to some beatings commander.

[TKtotheMaxx]

I love this video. Makes me laugh everytime

[jl5000]

Wobba bee. Wobba bee bee......Woo.

[robaralis]

"still got some cocaine on my hand" BEST PART

[Gweirdaaron]

Their mouths are almost perfect with the sound you are amazing

[Stump2502]

Decastrated coffee.....mmmmmm LOL! Thses vids are EPIC!

[ododidit]

never fucked a tree before!!! i fell over..

[spaijkull]

Abolutely Epic - thanks for a great laugh. Favorite part starting with Stone temple pilots, Geordis rap and expect some beatings commander. I must have watched it 20 times already.

[jtpfreak]

Hilarious!

[crossbones07]

still got some cocaine on my hand...

[collectivelight]

Use a rubber

[Frink14]

Dude these are fucking hilarious. I wish you did more of these, but since it's been almost 4 years since this one I assume you aren't going to anymore.