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  • haha, you look emo

  • oh wow you were so funny ack then, i might even say funnier and less duche then you are now

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  • Wow phil!! You never lost your humor..

  • Jin

  • Gary, You are an asshole.

  • oh, douchey Phil, how times have changed. <3

  • i remember watching this when phil first released this video. the world is forever changed today. thanks steve.

  • Skinny Phil?!?!?!?!?!

  • Lol "bigger and better iPhones" phil was aware of the iPads before apple was!

  • LOL..... oy silly Gary smh...

    Import phones > iphone....

  • 1130 peoples friends got iPhones then fucked their girlfriends

  • @kevlaxer stfu 

  • I don't like this...You are too...animated.

  • @barnabyjones786 I dont like you...You need to...die. :D

  • @ArtCandy27 Already there my friend. thanks for telling me something I am already in the process of doing ^_^ thanks for the reply.

  • Gay all the way!!

  • haha. you mentioned kevjumba in your vid.

  • Ur gay

  • wtf????

  • good vid classic phil

  • I have a girlfriend but im thinking about getting an iphone what do you think?

  • in modern english the title would be read: bad at(@) SS (hitlers personal bodyguard)

  • friggin Gary

  • i just wasted 2 minutes of my life. u'r a retard. fml and fyl too

  • @djdani Your Welcome!

  • This is supper douchtastic...I hope I didn't subscribe to you when you were this douchetastic....I've been watching your vids like forevers..I rly hope I didn't like this before lol

  • Dang, been subscribed since this video. 3 years of PhillyD

  • Thank you for the entertainment.

  • 1:31 is he talking about the Ipad

  • @BobVlogging he had forseen the ipad 2 years b4 it was out.... as expected of phillyD lol...

  • good greif i remember this video when it was first uploaded. i decided to watch some of phils earlier videos what a blast from the past hehe.

  • @CouchPally975

    Good point heard Apple deactivated the stolen iPhone 4 g so they couldnt turn it on

    A lot of you watchin' this video simply can't purchase Apples latest iPhone, since it will be close to $500

    Lucky for you I realized on Apples face book page Thursday they are giving away a few thousand iPhone 4gs. Oh and, this will take you to Apples contest site ... just copy and paste

    shrtlnk。net/bdeg

    Use this code on page 2 FACEBOOK10037

  • Wow, this is the first video I remember absolutely getting me hooked on you. Definitely lol-worthy.

  • Hey Phil I can cure ur aids oh yeah u told me not to tell anyone

  • mayb squirelaids... o SNAP other channel XD

  • u said it would transform and it did ipad:) :)!!!!!!!

  • I luv u phil. looking at u in 2010 and now this really is amazing

  • idiot

  • It even cures aids....

  • wow is does everything im getting one

  • Wow, It even cures aids?

  • @Isaacsac4 thank you captain fucking obvious.

  • Is kevjumba asian or does he just squint a lot hahahaha

  • Yay it fights evil iPhones :)

  • None of this stuff is ture about the iPhone.

  • Really? It doesn't cure AIDS??? OH MY GOD!!!

  • @Sozaroonie lol it much kill the africans

  • omg i have to buy one now :)

  • I phone smacks Bitches and hoes WTF lol hahaha

  • Now the 3g is down to $99! Wow

  • The apple iphone Smacks bitches AND hoes; dual compatibility, money can't buy that- actually, it can, for 600 dollars

    lawl fav fucking line, evar

  • haha this is soo old,

  • he has improved sooooooo much

  • this is sooooooo old.

  • LMAO

    @ his hair then compared to now...

  • back when it was $500 more expensive! :O

  • IT CURES AIDS HEY PHIL COME OVER HERE I CAN Cure UR AIDZ

  • OH Shit !!!! 1st comment in a week !!!

    Phil u look so young when u were 22 in thus video!!!

  • lol no shit aids

  • lol wow.. as if it cures aids... o_O

  • lol wow i love iphones they rock!!! its so rocks like rlly lol

  • @misstoyboxfan That's a really cool comment.

  • by just existing lol

  • Phil man you must of gone along way's from to day Tuesday, October, 27 2009

  • nice.

  • damn this was fckin awsome man!!!

    Enjoyed, subscibed!

  • hilarious fucking LOL! funny shit i am subscribing

  • "Slaps bitches and hos, dual compatibility" Zomg I almost fell off my chair :))

  • i know i almost spit out my soda because it was so funny

  • holy shit i remember this intro from 2 years back =P!!!

  • what a badass

  • that was offensive....GO KEVJUMBA!

  • you did kinda suck way back when, you're so much better now

  • damm u really sucked back then if u compare it to now and the iphone is the best

  • dude everyone has their opinions about the iphone..personally i believe it's the best phone out there...its amazing

  • why the 2 jay's?

  • wow he was really weird back then...

  • LOL 1:31 , did not notice that until i replayed that part

  • phil and his aids jokes hahaha

  • the first part is so funny

  • damn. even ur first videos r still gettin comments.

  • ROFL! "yeah, it cures aids"

  • it cures aids?!?!?!

  • I have an iPod Touch but I'm thinking on getting an iPhone what do you think?

  • dont get get it ,it would be a waste of money.get and android phone or pre

  • @lunitaarrabalera

    instead of carrying your phone AND your ipod touch,you can just carry an iphone!

  • @Smokeystyle oh man how did I not think of that before! mmm..let me see...economic crisis :D Trust me if I could I would have an iPhone with me right now

  • @lunitaarrabalera

    its not as expensive as everyone thinks,I still use the old version of the iphone and got it for 180$,honestly,considering the prices on other mobile phones,its not THAT expensive

  • @Smokeystyle in México it is

  • @lunitaarrabalera itis an ok idea sooooo go for it

  • i got a iphone last week,i think theres nothing special about it

  • Then you're doing it wrong.

  • wel i gotta sayy ...... the iphone is all that....is kinda sucky and really cool at the same time.....but i would rather get a keybored phone and have a ipod touch which im getting:]

  • I have an iTouch... does that count?

  • no.

  • tape a phone to the back it will count

  • lol 600$

  • old school

    lol

  • Phil I love you but Im not going to lie I sometimes think your on drugs =P

  • The iPhone's better than a best friend cause it won't fuck your girlfriend, right Gary? Lmao, hilarious.

  • @SuperContradiction sorry, but... there's an app for that.

  • teehee. Apple iStore

  • the last two were of legal cause for concern if you were a sales person for the iphone (you werent were you cos that would explain the amount of sales they got!)

    phil your early work still has it..

    define it

    you have a personality that reaches through the computer screen kisses the viewer on the lips, winks at them and then goes back to normal

    you have razor sharp wit

    you have screen prescence the camera loves you

    need i go on (my tongue is kinda sore rom licking your ass - jk)

  • what!?!?!!?

  • i think you need to go back to sarcasm and wit school?

  • I agree his new videos are much better

  • haha oldschool phil ftw

  • that mugged part is hella true tho

    almost got shot for one

    so i got a new one

    got jacked from my gym locker

  • the iPhone smacks bitches and hos.

    dual compatibility.

    money can't buy that.

    actually, it can. for 600$.

  • WEEEEIIIIRRRDD HEEEAAR

  • he has an iphone.

  • holy shit its sounding more like chuck norris lol

  • hottrix theme song!!!!!

  • 菲尔 Thats Is your Name In Chinese And This Is Your Name In Japanesse: Phil

  • Yeah... It even cures aids.

    *Affirmative nod*

  • yea. it even cures AIDS. lmfao

  • Gary fucked your girlfriend?

  • He also fucked mine.

  • lmao i love how #2 makes the iphone into a transformer

  • yeah it's gangster!

  • wait!

    how in gods name does in the us the iphone prices goes for $600 to $99 when in the uk it doesn't even change!!

  • right gary? hahahaha nice one

  • hard to believe i've been watching him for 3 years on the tube now, but i've loved every minute of it =)

  • Brilliant:D

  • LOL! "smack bitches and hoes. duel compatability."

  • The last 4 are so true

  • lol. I LOVE the Transformers reference!

  • so ill be looking for the nearest bridge and a bunch of cement blocks.

  • you gotta love him

  • Phil I love you but this is sad.

  • lol is kevjumba asian or does he squint alot

  • LOL CHUCK NORRIS KICKS ASS

  • yeah it even cures aids...WTF! lolz

  • iPhone's patent technology makes you cooler than you actually are, making your friends jealous and being able to bang their girlfriends. Twice. :D

  • lol right gary

  • Yes.

    It even cures AIDS.

    Ahaha, I miss your old videos, they were so funny.

  • Wait i thought you own an iphone Phill.

  • RIGHT GARY!? Hahaha. That's the best part.

  • 1:04 totally reminds me of CHUCK NORRIS

  • um... about reason 8... the iphone can be used as a vibrator, its a hack

  • you were so skinny back then

  • cures aids lol

  • did u say you went to the apple iStore? where the hell is an iStore? LOL!!!

  • an internet store maybe? You realise the i infront of everything Apple has made means internet, right?

  • no the i infront of everything doesnt mean anything, just there to let everyone know its an apple product.

  • Yes it does. Lol. The first computer that Apple made to go onto the internet had an 'i' infront of it - imac. . Literally Internet Mac.

  • My iPod doesn't go on the internet :(

    So I guess they ditched the 'i meaning internet' thing and now use it to make their products easily recognisable. Amirite?

  • they usually have then in the malls or are also known as the apple stores themselves

  • You know what they say if it looks like chicken, smells like chicken and tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef. ITS FUCKIN' BEEF!

  • Retro Phil.

    Wow this is like almost 2 years ago.

    Have iPhones been out THAT LONG?

    Jeeeez

  • i got my iphone recently.....how do i get my ID number....?

  • "IS KEVEN JUMBA ASIAN OR DOES HE JUST SQUINT A LOT?" lol

  • ahh Thats good

  • lmao

  • SxeApp

  • LOL

    and being able to bang all your friends' girlfriends.....twiice xDxD

    nice ;D

  • we need an app for that...lol the aidsapp

  • Poor Phil only Chuck Norris tears cure aids,cancer,stds,anything really.....Oh yea I used a Cheesy Chuck Norris Joke....You know you liked it.

  • actually peter weller tears are also know to cure almost any desease you can think of, oh and it just started to rain

  • Haha Nice

  • rofl, it smacks bitches and hoes, dual compatibality, fucking hilarious

  • Man Phil all these friends betraying you and stuff...your life sucks!

  • why do you look goth in this vid?

  • Damn you're thin ass fuck here.

  • Yeah!

  • ha I was thinking the same thing.

  • lol great it even cures aids!!! I love it

  • The beginning sounds a lot like Indymogul

  • The Iphone can smack Bitches and Hoes... Duel Compatibility... lol priceless

  • thats why i bought one

  • Damn, It's been a year since the iPhone was released. Crazy.

  • old phil is cool