LA Noire Best Partner Quotes Mashup - Button Mashup #1

[Dolby3d]

HAND OVER THE POPCORN NUMBSKULL BEFORE WE KICK THE DOOR IN!!!!

[RichyRoo832]

Should have included when Monroe offers Phelps and Biggs a scotch....

And biggs goes "Sure i'll have a scotch"

[trcsonic]

You? i don't like!

[Lindzsanity]

Rusty was hilarious. XD

[MrCaptainSmeagol]

Guy:Hey I have rights

Galloway: You don't have any!

best comeback ever :D

[thechickenfive]

9 people over here have small feet, small ...

[AnalEvisceration88]

Galloway was USELESS.

[teemell19]

Roy was definitely my favorite

[certainknotofpeace]

Oh God, I love Rusty punching the necrophiliac! I choked on my cup of tea first time I saw that!

Stefan and Rusty are my favourite partners cos their just so damn entertaining!

BTW: How does June Ballard prefer Phelps to Bekowski? That's just plain silly! Phelps is no fun at all!

[T0M88xXx1]

my favourite parter is rusty and ralph

[ubermaster1]

0:55

Exactly how every High School relationship would end

[SlyNinjaMonk]

"You know, small feet, small..."

"Always been true in my experience"

well that's awkward. I guess he's seen quite a few in his day

[StevenJYarussi]

i loved roy he was the best partner and cop. He did his job and didnt take shit. The way a cop should be. I was so happy he found out cole that asshole was cheating on his wife with that german whore junkie. I hate cole. Fucking asshole

[4NDY0WNZ]

@StevenJYarussi roy was corrupt, he asked for cole to see how much of a threat to their plans he was, then he turned him in.

[GTASAANDGTAIVLOVER]

Small feat, small...

[koch3256]

@GTASAANDGTAIVLOVER penis!

[Darkmage1293]

I was kissing her. *RUSTY....PUNCH!*

I'm telling you its not illegal! *MORE RUSTY PUNCH*

[harriereaper]

I fucking love Rusty.

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

Why do people never consider Ralph Dunn to be a partner?

[AlexLong1000]

@plymouthdodgewrecks Because he was with you for all of 20 minutes.

[erocktheartist]

Rusty is one lazy basterd but hes most defently my favorite partner

[famoussward]

1:29

I'm gonna wait here, have a smoke, and think of some more lazy ass things to do later.

[roxasluver101]

0:59 - Best "reaction" EVER in this game :')

[mjnarcy]

I like Rusty punching the necrophiliac.

"I was kissing her." *POW*

"It's not illegal!" *POW*

[isabiggles1]

I have size 6 feet...

;_;

[MrIntoxicatedPenguin]

I always get teased about my feet size.... you know, small feet small... "Its always true in my experience!" LMFAO.

[drno62]

One of the best conversations is Rusty's razor.

[DELTAfox468]

@drno62 You blame the guy that's bangin' her!

[pillowsinmypants]

PLEASE DO A PART 3!

[Emaster03]

I think it's funny how with all the black people every other word is "muthafucka" lol.

[TheXboxGuys1]

All the rest ain't got nothing on Galloway!

[luigifan07]

i must be lucky...because that maze was easy to me

[TheZooBoy111]

Ralph Dunn - Patrol

Stefan Bekowsky - Traffic

Finbarr "Rusty" Galloway - Homicide

Roy Earle - Vice

Herschel Biggs - Arson

[MyMrBlackBerry]

Finbarr!

[jdwizard99]

lol always been true in my experience

[ZombieMonkey7]

This should just be called "The best Rusty quotes, oh and some other partner quotes" Rusty is Da Shit

[masterjaredclayton]

I like Rusty's line "if I killed every wife that served me papers I'd be a mass murderer"

[zombiemania1]

he shouldnt have done the one with the newspaper. Now you stay from him or ill BLOW YOU FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!

[lolilolimolimoli]

''I was kissing her'' Rusty : *BAMM* .. That was cool ;D .... and my fav. char. in l.a. noire are cole phelps and stefan bekowsky :))

[LlamaInk]

Wait...

How much experience does Rusty have with small dongs?

[ggfancma]

Aw poor bewkowsky

[sharklord]

Earl: hand over the popcorn numbskull , before we kick the door in!

Brotha: Crazy ass cracka

*Runs*

[xx0Kitten0xx]

Roy . . . Americas first Jackass. But this video was hilarious!! :))

[skate3745]

I was kissing her.. *punch*

God damn, L.A Noire was one great experience... :)

[ImR3tard]

small feets= small penis... we all know that :\

[TheGannonProduction]

Roy was my favirite because he was such an asshole, haha.

[ikdushea]

I'm sorry if I don't get this, but is there some chronology in this vid? Or are they just random quotes you liked?

[Zangelin]

fucking hate Roy, i was pissed when i had to partner with him and totally saw what was the next thing comming

[Xemnashumanform]

Kinda random, but what kind of dogs do the detectives of this game resemble?

Phelps: German Shepherd

Bekowski: Siberian Husky

Galloway: Bulldog

Earle: Doberman

Biggs: St. Bernard

[adrianbeloo]

@Xemnashumanform Honestly, how did you think that up? That's brilliant and absolutely spot on, especially with Bekowski being the Husky. I would've never have related Bekowski to a Siberian Husky, but it works so perfectly.

[Xemnashumanform]

@adrianbeloo *shrugs* I love dogs. lol

[amundb]

@Xemnashumanform

I'm commenting to let you know that I disagree about most of these cop/dog comparisons.

[Xemnashumanform]

@amundb Looking back, you're right.

Jack Kelso would make a better Siberian Husky than Bekowski, and Biggs would probably be more of a Rottweiler, or a Pitbull. Idk what Bekowski would be then...

Other than that, I'd say Phelps, Galloway, and Earle are dead on.

[greentealuvr17]

@HerlockSholmes123 something thats probably gay

[Big5000K]

0:20 was my favorite part of the game :3

[JayEhmAnimation]

0:31

Wait... what?

[EditRealityGaming]

Rusty was my favorite partner, I was just kind of thrown off by the final case with him.

He avoids the climbing? Understandable

He avoids the tar? Ok.... but you could have helped

He avoids a MAZE!? Now you're just lazy

[2345Disciple]

0:48 Onward is where it starts to get HAWSOME.

[EbonyMasks]

GAWD THESE FUCKING LIPS!!!!! D:<

[MagmaWalrus]

1:51 It's Harry from mad men! Funny how Cole is also played by an actor who's in mad men.

[tylerspan]

rusty is my favorite partner ever

[Danox94]

always been true in my experience hahahahahahaha

[lman2004]

Always been true in my experience!

[Egerspurge]

"He's not a bad man mister. He just lays on top of me and grunts for a few minutes."

[basketcasecasketbase]

This could've just been two minutes of Roy Earle quotes, though

[Sh1n1gam12k6]

Screw that asshole Finbar, Brokowsky can cover me anytime.

[LuigiFan99]

I was kissing her "punch"

It's not illegal me and my friends were "punch"

2 great moments

[zhevox]

small what now?

[DrewMcIntyre23]

@zhevox i think small penis

[suedescentedsin]

Rusty can't drive for shit but he's great. I'm wondering what his experience is concerning "small feet, small...", though.

[HKgunner]

Galloway always makes you do the work, what a jerk. 

[donnieaveryfan17]

Rusty Galloway freaking rocks.

[SayItAintSowoah]

Man I love that scene where Bekowsky tells off those mobsters =]

[djl7891]

Rusty Galloway FTW, Best Partner Ever.

[TheTruth972]

So the guy got hit twice ? 

[BlackFly1988]

i have big feet.

[ImmaOnDaInternetz]

@BlackFly1988 X - Doubt

[BlackFly1988]

@ImmaOnDaInternetz lol

[JellyChilliMustard]

Always been true in my experience? Rusty is gay!?

[SargentMugen]

"The tissues of the anus were bruised about one-eighth of an inch, but no trace of semen in the anus, vagina or stomach."

[MrSmurficon]

What case is it where Rusty punches the guy that says "I was kissing her"

[StraitUpSuburbanite]

My personal favorite moments: After you find the clue at the tar pits and you and Rusty are in the tar pits on the row boat; "I was kissing her..." SMACK!!;

After leaving the prop house and the chase from McAfees men

Chasing after the runaway trolley with Biggs.

[extralif3]

@StraitUpSuburbanite the prop house one was epic

[one5643]

"Hand over the popcorn, numbskull, before we kick the door in"

I just realised how funny that is when you take it out of context. It's like they're robbing the place.

[vampirexchild]

Aw, look at Bekowsky sticking up for his boyfriend :')

[iamthepeppernator]

Aw, you missed the hag dialogue. With the case where you go to the boarding house, on one of the questions you call the old lady a hag, and in the car Rusty says how he never expected that. Then later, when you are talking to neighbors in the apartment building of the victim's husband, after talking to a somewhat annoying woman, Rusty will say "Hey, I'm surprised you didn't call her a hag this time. That shows restraint." or something like that. One of the funniest moments in the game for me.

[over9000bottlecaps]

chris this is terrible

[gameboy12341]

small feet, small... -

what? small what..... ARHHHHHHHH GOD DAMN IT THATS DISCUSTING EWWWE!

never talk about your toe like that

[Marvinp55]

LMAO at 2:07 Hugo Moller: "Small feer small..." Rusty: "Always been true in my experience..." How many times have YOU experienced that Rusty! XD

[xxMeltyBliss]

0:42 is that roy?

[lukk500g4]

@xxMeltyBliss Yes.

[Jester25ft]

Rusty was my favourite partner.

[xXlilgraham2Xx]

Haha, this is a explanation of this whole game! :D

[Gerrard8188]

0:58 "i was kissing her" (smack) had to lol at that

[TheNinetiesNostalgia]

Epic lines! Gotta love Bekowky's rant. What a cutie ;)

[INTERx10]

LMAO " I was kissing her" Smmmaaaackkk!

[PitchfordStache]

No Rusty's Razor? C'mon son...

[thatanon]

I love Rusty so much xD loved it how he punched that guy twice.

[erik71896]

Thumbs up if Break sent you here

[MNiTFTW]

Uh..I don't want to know how Rusty experienced the "small feet, small..."

[Bears0054]

I was...kissing her

[xmichiganfanx]

having big feet is pretty awesome

[DryIcys]

god, the graphics of that one man, amazing

[TripleSnickers]

Wait, was that Matt Parkman?

[InTecknicolour]

Rusty's Razor!

[TheKAblOOY]

1:59 awwww i need a size 9.......... fuck

[MrMadness87]

this game is my life now, i dont like the real world anymore. 1940's america is where i live now

[MetooBrandon]

what experience does he have????

[smnk3]

Spoiler alert anyone?

[iSuckatC0Di]

Small feet, small socks.

[snapgab]

I have big feets

[MrRossums]

@fakeaccount663

socks?

[MrGtafeen]

@ 0:37 Bekowsky says "But i'm not you smug son of a bitch!" Best line ever!

[OleVanDole]

Galloway is just a big sissy :P

[slipknot3597]

the first partner is my fav idk his name i forgot but its the one from the traffic cases.

[Plumyplum]

@slipknot3597 Thats Bukowski

[kfk3000]

Niiiiiice!

[SleepingGiant613]

omg at 2:07 is that the face of that guy from that t.v show heroes that had mind reading powers?

[Meanderthal17]

@SleepingGiant613 Yeah, same voice actor too. I just saw that, it's totally Matt Parkman.

[Wedge8]

@SleepingGiant613 Yes it is



[lychicambess]

@SleepingGiant613 It's Greg Grunberg, so yes haha

[KamikazeOrange]

@SleepingGiant613 Holy shit, yeah that's him - Matt Parkman was his character's name.

[Pironday]

@SleepingGiant613 OMG I THINK THE SAME

[TheHeroKitty]

@SleepingGiant613 WHAT THE FUCK, PARKMAN?

[3slotes]

0:58 OWNED hahaha i laught to much when i was playing im now on case 17 i think or 16

[tiend15]

SEE THESE GRAPHICS WE DONT NEED A PS4 OR A XBOX 720 THIS IS JUST FINE LET GAMES BE GAMES AND LET GAMERS ENJOY THEM FOR LIKE ANOTHER 5 YEARS ER SOMETHING

[fakeaccount663]

small feet,small...

[Jester25ft]

@fakeaccount663 Socks? yeah I know.

[Flauwi]

I WANT IT FOR MY PC ....

[doublenn53]

not so sure about that last one

[CroGamer002]

0:57

In every movie and game, that's always the best quote.

[Reyrocksall]

Galloway is awesome.

[LilSharpie1]

Love this :L