Joe Pesci in 'My Cousin Vinny"

[JackedNYC]

I love this scene rofl!!

[warmredwater]

we need more comedies like this.

[ymashriqi91]

lmaoo you're gettin f**ked one way or the other...

[qpr22]

this is classic comedy writing!!! "its your ass not mine!"

[drmgrl11]

hahah at first i thought this was just something that the person who posted thisd video was trying to be perverted about but then i realized that the guy actually thought he was gonna get raped because he didnt expect him to be his lawyer he thougth he was one of the jail people lmao

[doowopisnumber1]

Simple in and out procedure. LMAO, couldn't stop laughing.

[axlchik]

soooooooooo funny...hahaha...

[Superwhicked]

hilarious, cuz he's not even talkin about raping him!!!

[leefuji]

"get this quickly and as little pain as possible" lmao thinking of the videos begining title

[scht101]

I love this movie, especially this part! "You're gettin' fucked one way or the other!"

[makpak]

haha

[soccergirl1771]

i love this movie! hahaha

[rtworincinerator]

lets try to make this a simple in and out precidure

[lakeloon1234]

Pesci is Italian for the plural form for fish.

[wulfpac]

lol.nice scene

[DGKALLDAY221]

haha this is a funny movie but there are other funny parts and joe pesci isnt gay stan just doesnt no what the fuck is going on and he doesnt no that joe pesci is the othere guys cousin

[amillionminutes]

Prison sex joke? Edgy!

[chuffytopia]

i love this movie lol

[WilliamRowlett]

Very tacky. But ... pretty good.

[skinnyvinnie12]

lol funny =)

[alboplaya1989]

you think i should be grateful?

yeah its your ass not mine, i think you should be grateful i think u should be down on yo fuckin knees. lmao at movie is hilarious my favorite movie

[TissuePrices]

we know what he said u prick dont bother repeating jackass

[alboplaya1989]

shut the fuck up y dint u go somewhere nd beat off u bitch dats da only action u is gettin nd tel yo mom im gonna be home later

[TissuePrices]

im ur dad u little fuck

[nizepart0015]

lol..nice comeback!

[legendofcraig]

You're getting fucked one way or the other.

lol hahahahha

[mymusicvideos1991]

you think i should be grateful?

yeah its your ass not mine, i didn't come down here to get jerked off! lmfao

[Shmerin21]

this is the best part!! (:

[666ohIforget]

My favourite part, hahaha.

[theoutsidersluver14]

was tht Ralph sleepin? LMAO! Hilarious scene XD

[6816245]

that is right.

[Broodjedoner]

This is so classic..

[755hp]

"I think you should be down on ya fuckin knees" LOL!!

[Redwings119]

You're getting fucked one way or the other.

[doowopisnumber1]

In and out procedure ROFLMFAO!

[tommyd110]

awesome scene!!!!lol!!!!!!!

[midizm]

Why they bring u in here?...well i just got in i asked where the new guys were n they brought me right here hey he sleep huh? cute lil guy LOLOLOL

[JoKeR2280]

I didn't come down here just to get jerked off ...... joe pesci at his best lol

[ROO1TO2]

"its them or me, either way you're getting fucked"

so fkn funny

[DezaarkicksChildren]

Best scene in the whole fucking movie

[ukadamuk]

lol i dont want to do this lol it your ass not mine

[MackDogg3]

Stan's a fuckin' babyback little bitch!

[wilcox24]

highlarious

[tsunami019]

Simple in and out procedure!

[TheBXSici1ian]

lol..."what are your alternatives?"

[a1cha0s]

what the fuck is your problem?

[zcm007attack]

excellent scene.

[Zimflee]

"Let's try to make this a simple, in and out procedure."

"It's your ass, not mine."

Funny, best scene from the whole movie.

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[ricanitalian149]

"What the fuck are you talking about?!"

lmfaoo. i love the way he says that!! <3

[del4130]

Another classic, very funny.

"you'll get fuck one way or the other"

"Alternatives??? Suicide...death"

[sfan01]

I love the way Joe Pesci sounds when he swears!

[cheyennebritbrat]

pmfslllllll takin care of sleepin beauty

[TheGoofy]

"down on your *beeping* knees" LOL, "I'm not jerking you off" LMFAO.

[supremebeing87]

This is the best scene in the entire movie!

[redeyedbandit1251]

Look, it's either me or them, you're getting fucked one way or another!!!

[badassbyatch]

hhaaaaaaaaaaaaah dis is jokaz man

ur gunna get 1 way or anova

lmfao

meks me cry wiv laffter

[kagolko]

I don`t wanna do this. I`m not jerking u off. IoI

[joliecide]

This scene is priceless! I was literally crying from laughing so much!

[Dauragon123ko]

Who ever wrote this movie is seriously a comedy genouis. Joe Pesci is the classic Itatian =] , Great movie

[PastorJayJay]

simple in and out procedure

[amundb]

Maybe you should have included the previous scene, where the inmates worry about getting company in their cell...

[sfan01]

No, no. I'm not jerking you off! This is f***in' funny, as Vinny would say.

[sfan01]

He thinks that Vinny is going to have sex with him. This is hilarious.  Everything he says sounds like he wants to f*** him one way or the other.

[DaRanger1993]

not have sex with him...

bang him is the correct term

[mongoos150]

Such a great film - and a great scene :)

[PyroAnarchist23]

I didnt come down here just to get jerked off ok?!?!

LMMFAO!!!!

[RBFF123]

Its either me or them...your getting fucked one way or the other. HAHA

[jozisoldier]

mayb i start with u ... as quickly and with little pain as possible in and out procedure ... damn lol lol ... this a classic scene ...

[Julzjr123]

i did not come down here just to get jerked off!!! lol

[ecuadorpapi]

ur gettin fucked one way or the other lol ha ha ha

[wwinds]

Oh nooooooooo.. ha ha ha ha ha ha.. OMG .. ! awesome scene.. !

[FIGHTER8max]

What a dipshit!

[cmurda25]

you should be grateful......i mean its your ass not mine. your getting me for nothing you little fuck

[ciaburridracing]

i dont know who wrote this, but they must b one funny person to talk to. btw, you're getting fucked one way or the other

[gohoos924]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[linfinster]

AHAHAHAHAHA, "one way or the other you're getting fucked!" lolol

[xXmegadethXx92]

excellent!

[paolorossifan2006]

this is joe pesci at his best. i reckon it's funny than his stuff in goodfellas

[skoobykrap]

its your ass not mine...lmfao

[MidgardEagle]

You pretty much have to have scene the previous scene to understand the humor in this.

[MidgardEagle]

Incredible scene.

[Karderri]

"It's either me or them you getting fucked one way or the other" lololol god bless you Joe.

[whipman65]

gives the cop a tip lmao

[HiddenBeauty]

Such a hilarious scene... I was cracking up so hard.

[unknown234]

I loved this movie.

[mauman]

love the wordplay!!

[BrendyFitz]

lol a classic scene from my cousin vinny XD

[mkrtychyan1]

i did not come down here just to get jerked off

[TreBells]

shits too funny lmfao

[IronChefChopChop]

u smell i hate u