"Once, by the banks of One Hundred Mile Creek, in a slanted sunflower field laid low by grazing cattle, a bull calf was born. The calf was large, much larger than one might expect from its humble lineage. Later, as the legend grew, they would say the bull calf was born with six-inch horns to the clanging of the nearby church bells. Or that it emerged smoldering from a ribbon of dry heat lightning. Or even that this was no bull at all, but the offspring of Indian elephant and Jersey dairy cow. "
"And so the deal was struck. The Great One would meet the bull that was born of a thunderclap with six-inch horns as smoke poured from his cavernous nostrils, the bull that could not be killed in a Kansas slaughterhouse, the bull who had taken a hundred lives in the capeas of Ronda with not a drop of his own blood spent in the effort, the bull who they said would not quite fit through El Arco de Cabo, and had come by now to be known to the aficionados as Carlos the Impossible."
In this animated, curious and haunting tale, set in Mexico City and environs, Hernando, the greatest matador of La Fiesta Brava, confronts Carlos, the impossibly large bull.
Their series of fights, dubbed 'The Spectacle Without End', draws them together through an endless series of stalemates. Bound by fate in a never-ending corrida, each lives to fight another day, and another, and another.
Is the bull really that big?
tldillinger33 1 year ago
man who ever made that was off chops i rekon!!!!!!
86seanm 1 year ago
uhhh.. wtf? zzZzZzZZ..
indokiddo 1 year ago
What's so great about slowly stabbing an animal to death?
Inyaface88 1 year ago
"Once, by the banks of One Hundred Mile Creek, in a slanted sunflower field laid low by grazing cattle, a bull calf was born. The calf was large, much larger than one might expect from its humble lineage. Later, as the legend grew, they would say the bull calf was born with six-inch horns to the clanging of the nearby church bells. Or that it emerged smoldering from a ribbon of dry heat lightning. Or even that this was no bull at all, but the offspring of Indian elephant and Jersey dairy cow. "
jtkbelle1 1 year ago
haha these comments are fucking sweet... Fuck you Carlos
rmkcrooks 1 year ago
hooray for the bull
nsdtr01 1 year ago
that bull was HUGE!
SheSoTalented216 1 year ago
Carlos The Impossible
is
like
a
Ferdinand
for
grown-ups.
incongruouspress 1 year ago
"And so the deal was struck. The Great One would meet the bull that was born of a thunderclap with six-inch horns as smoke poured from his cavernous nostrils, the bull that could not be killed in a Kansas slaughterhouse, the bull who had taken a hundred lives in the capeas of Ronda with not a drop of his own blood spent in the effort, the bull who they said would not quite fit through El Arco de Cabo, and had come by now to be known to the aficionados as Carlos the Impossible."
jtkbelle1 1 year ago
In this animated, curious and haunting tale, set in Mexico City and environs, Hernando, the greatest matador of La Fiesta Brava, confronts Carlos, the impossibly large bull.
Their series of fights, dubbed 'The Spectacle Without End', draws them together through an endless series of stalemates. Bound by fate in a never-ending corrida, each lives to fight another day, and another, and another.
incongruouspress 1 year ago
FAKE AND GAY
dnlzmd 1 year ago
gayer?
HollowFlight 1 year ago
gay
Arisedearest 1 year ago
eggs and bacon
scottpaivabishop 1 year ago
cheese
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