Fallout 3 - Best 4 jokes

[beastieguy13]

Wtf is this

[SuperMyagi]

YAY ITS CZECH I am czech :PP

[mike62895]

LOL RAD/SEX

[legendofzeldaalways]

I feel bad because when Donovan came to tell me the muties killed him.

[dogbreth7]

THAT MUSIC IS IN EUROPA UNNIVERSALIS 2!!!!!!!....Yes, i'm a nerd.

[tinotrivino]

the cannibalism is something i never understood why the brought it here ,its just sick!!!

[DashielDraven]

@tinotrivino

The whole game is sick XD.... but fun.... XD

[MultiFatCat1]

you can eat them with the cannibal perk

[Meerunka]

toto video ma velmi inspirovalo :) spravim aj ja nieco crazy

[ATOMICslice]

my favorite wasnt mentioned "war does not decide who is right... only who is left"

[mew0799]

How do you eat them D:

[Crumplor]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse responds, "I have cancer."

[10AceOfSpades01]

@Crumplor I thought you were going to say "My Mom died this morning ..."

[phantomlassuk]

@Carlee30334

That illegal stop spamming.

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

You ate the hooker!

[vampireiam3]

@M4ST3RL1NKX88 SRRY MENT TO LIKE

[caseypuckett33]

the one i liked best was "the best abstinence for old people is nudity"

[ElKilla1993]

Je to dlouho co sem viděl někde češtinu :D :D

[zubestr]

no one really cares what difficulty you play on

[stuffofdream]

ok that's just sick and not in the good way

[aCroatianSensation]

if you're going to put the title in english, the subtitles in the game might as well be english

[TheDuDe536]

@aCroatianSensation or maybe he is taking a spanish class and wants to keep up to spiff in it. I dont blame him, i put mine in french haha

[CressidaTussaud]

See how good women are at fighting and killing men? Now you what happens if you argue with us on our periods

[Tuskor130]

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. :D

[RyanKenny59]

Is there anything more feminine that a lady in a yellow dress holding a Fat Man?

[buzzhorn1]

I like the cannibal one >:)

[seanthamaster]

@Bianca2467 Yeah? Too bad console gaming is only for douchebags like you.

[chrisredfiud]

@seanthamaster dude, shut up. No one likes a fanboy

[seanthamaster]

@chrisredfiud .. That isn't what a fanboy is.

[chrisredfiud]

@seanthamaster computer fanboy :D

[seanthamaster]

@chrisredfiud It's logical fact. Not an opinion. Steven Hawking would /sagenod.

[seanthamaster]

- If he could move his head.

[MercyVirus]

I think you mean "The Only 4 jokes."

[EarFarce4]

18 half lives XDDD

[Metalgearsolid1992]

rip my ps3! got the ylod while playing fallout

[TheBurningRebel]

LOL?! Why does this have so many dislikes!? Do people not get the jokes? lol!

[1odie2]

Don't fuck with civilized ladies.

[GeneralSturnn]

0:51

*Mininuke hits*

*Super Mutants mutate into Behemoths as you read warning on side of fatman*

"WARNING: do NOT use on mutated aberrations, may causer further mutation!"

as everyone around you screams:"DUMBASS!"

[CB82069]

Wheres the awesome super-mutant joke? Knock Knock? Who there? Humans... Humans Who? KILL THE HUMANS, KILL THEM ALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Oh AHAHAHAHA Classic :D

[MrCoolmannico]

248 doucbags

[TrogdoorBurninator]

America, it is me, your President, Cleveland Brown.

[RandomMan1988]

because war......, war never changes

[theAMERICANidiot98]

I thot the enclace helmets look like pigs

[THEOMGVIDEOZ]

Let me go freshen up on my Hungarian and get back to you.

[zzdre]

i like "War does not determin who is right, only who is left" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­AAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAl-lAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Ritz2610]

0:33 =D

[ChrisspacePatti]

I love how it's impossible to kill kids in this game thanks to the FCC fascists. I'm sure a million of us picture slaughtering the inhabitants of Little Lamplight. >_>

[timeassassin32]

hey doesenyone elts see the face on the rock right to the right with the droopy face at 0:36

[cardude1992]

the worst thing about this game is that the enemies wont die even if they are normal human and you shoot them in the head with a rifle. you have to do it several times.

[MrOnebadassmofo]

I walked into a bar, and saw a really hot chick, so i entered V.A.T.S and it said i had 0% chance to hit that...

[blank21121]

@MrOnebadassmofo heyoooo

[aaronkempster1]

@MrOnebadassmofo lol thts a good 1 lol

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

@MrOnebadassmofo You're either too far away, or your speech skill is too low. Get closer and up that. I bet your chances will increase.

[Ninjakhristhekiller]

@MrOnebadassmofo Lol. i've seen that so many times, i might just copy and paste it...

[madcow4410]

@MrOnebadassmofo :o

OH MY GOD!! LOL!!! XDDD

THATS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING!

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[bigfatschuh]

@MrOnebadassmofo I peed a little

[Rickland92]

@MrOnebadassmofo Best joke ever

[GmodRandomCollection]

@MrOnebadassmofo ROFL

[VentedGlitchMaker]

@MrOnebadassmofo That comment is better than the video.

[Citzen92]

THE BEST JOKE IS WHEN A SLAVE TRIES TO ESCAPE AND HIS COLAR IS BOOM!

[CzechEmancipator]

Reilly jsem pomáhal, ale Donovan mě ještě nikdy nenavštívil, musim udělat ještě něco kromě toho jak mám Rangers vysvobodit z tý budovy? Díkes.

[1whoowns]

is this in cezch

[SGSMonster]

@1whoowns Yes it is

[HalloweenHotDog]

Best Joke is actually, You are so fat, you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.

[Sinalix46]

0:25 is that Stephen Fry?

[MelissaXWanderer]

Is it just me or do the Enclave helmets look like cat heads? xD

[stickguy13]

I play on very easy difficulty ! (all cheats, all mods) (that was funnier than this entire video...)

[ignatei]

reci me zasto

[ShotgunBabe69]

how do you get the cannibal perk?

[mchickenflubber45]

@ShotgunBabe69 bad karma + level 12 =cannibal

[xXxDarkParasitexXx]

i think that the cannibal perk is quite usedful. It's saved my life many a time before.

[ompaloompa1231]

FIRE SWORD IS CALLED SHISKEBAB

[2LQ2]

What... this wasn't funny at all :/ ... and it's polish (or something)

[xxCrAzYcAnUkxXx]

i dont get the third one can anyone tell me plz

[Coolman163]

my fav wasnt on here... two atoms in a bar. one says "i think i lost an electron."the other asks " are you sure?" to which the other replies "im POSITIVE" XD

[CoolVidsGuy911]

@Coolman163 my fav is 2:35

[Toasterman247]

@Coolman163 What the fuck, just WHAT THE FUCK. I saw that in a fucking textbook.

[Coolman163]

my fav wasnt on here... two atoms in a bar. one says "i think i lost an electron."the other asks " are you sure?" to which the other replies "im POSITIVE"

[ninjaskaterful]

what was that :o yawwwn

[simiimi123456789]

I don't get the cannibal perk. It says you regain helth, but you don't?

[thebigman258]

co za asy

[ARCANEOS51OX]

@thebigman258 sarcasem i presume

[davidiscoolnotschool]

yea no not really that funny just should of did the jokes and be donwe with it D:

[DreamsofCentaurs]

18 half lives means 9 hahaha!

[Riflemen526]

@xYogurt I agree that the cannibal perk is useless, though I have to admit I've never used it. My karma is almost always at Very Evil due to my short temper, which I have acquired from meeting many of the idiots of the Wastes. I want to be good, so having a human steak would make people angry at me, forcing me to kill more people.....which isn't too bad I guess

[MrTwilightrocks789]

i like ' i onece went to a cremotorioum where they gave discounts to burn victims.'

[legendarytoyou]

I play all my saves on Very Hard setting, sometimes with characters with less than 8 DR. Think I god mode most fights? afraid not because to be honest; I have no fucking clue what the god mode cheat is. never really bothered to look =P

[BCt0xiN]

On PC Very Hard isn't even challenging, I'm going to download a real hardcore mod where shit actually has weight and you can't heal yourself from any item you pick up in the game. Just because you die on Normal, doesn't mean you have to accuse people of using console. You're bad, get over it. Go whine about Cazadors some more.

[BCt0xiN]

@legendarytoyou Didn't mean to reply to you that comment was supposed to be general.

[legendarytoyou]

@BCt0xiN its cool. yah i use a hardcore mod myself; stimpaks heal over time and don't heal crippled limbs you need medical braces and such for that. Radaway gets rid of radiation over time to and I use a weighted ammo mod for xCALIBR and considering I play a low strength character I can't afford to carry 800,000 rounds of 5.56.

[jeuxpclol101]

I pick cannibal perk in my cheated and hacked saved game but not in my real game. i play on PC so via console commands i can spawn any object present in game, any AI, any perk any special stats, any skills. i can modify everuthing. so i could have 50 perks.... read 99999 books and have 100 repair bobbleheads...

[moviehoofd]

What was going on? Is that slovanish

[SGSMonster]

@moviehoofd Czech

[fallout3beast128]

wtf language is that XD

[SGSMonster]

@fallout3beast128 Czech

[mafiaclick86]

Kapitan Supermutantu ROFL

[fishiron4]

this is how english ladys handle supermutants!

[Horsicek1]

Pěkné... Hele kde jsi sehnal ten ohnivej meč nebo co to je?! :D

[RXQ79]

@Horsicek1 můžeš najít shéma na výrobu , nebo to schéma koupit od cestovního kupce. koukni na moje video o fire sword.

[Horsicek1]

@RXQ79 Díky :)

[deuce310596]

@Horsicek1 To je přece šiškebab!



[SGSMonster]

@Horsicek1 Jmenuje se to Šiškebab 

[TheUltraluke]

wait now that i think of it three dog sounds like gordan freeman

[TH3L33TB34T]

YUMMY PEOPLE, YUMMY YUM YUMS I EATS TEH PEOPULZ TOO.

[TITANUS008]

českej Fallout 3 pařan .. Zdravko :D

[Naked111Snake]

Pěkný. :)

[filmbaKerz]

Heres one of my favorite jokes in the game. Wadsworth says "Pythons have mass? I didnt know they were catholic.".

[DiovSe7oob]

Fallout is 100 times better with mods.

[hmt227]

wadsworth = stewie ?

[athony02]

how did you make that character in the character creator?

[RXQ79]

@athony02 I just chose some face from standart view menu, like in Fallout NV.

[moegojoe]

@alannajk123

That was my favorite as well, but it rarely comes up on mine...

[alannajk123]

i don't think the one about the cats is very funny but that is probably because i don't get it... I like the one that said something like war does not decide who is right, only who is left.

[mrmarmaman]

@alannajk123 Yeah because if you take high school whatever you'll learn what a half-life is.

[alannajk123]

@mrmarmaman In chemistry, i think i remember hearing sometime this year but i forgot about this :D

[bearoyay]

2:24

Kid: Wow, sure looks like a swell time in there :D

*Flames Burst*

Kid: ooooooooook jus ganna turn my foot the other way and...

[IamTristis]

Hehe, jak je to hezky po našem !

[CDanielOL]

0:20 yyyyyuuu

[BigJim188]

why do you always have ass shots of your character- get a life, she's not hot- she's flat like the rest of the fallout 3 characters.

[MegaMar28]

oh gawd i was eating lasaghnia

[cj8600]

i beat this game from the begining to the pitt on intense without dying xbox 360 no cheats,mods nothing i can even beat the whole game with a fucking chinese pistol

[Ninja431Inc]

@cj8600 OMG YOUR SO SKILLED MAN I GIVE YOU 2351236 INTERNETS (sarcasm)

[cj8600]

@Ninja431Inc very funny (sarcasm)

[sasuke5088]

uhh.. wasted a minute... and the best joke was: "So a neutron walks into a bar..." (et cetera)

[Summon256]

the best joke of this video is that nobody except uploader understand what the hell all these jokes are about LOL

[saintbrock3]

@Summon256 just because you dont doesnt mean everyone doesnt :)

[Kanonamos]

Walter takes the most shit jokes and makes me laugh at them :)

[alexmcphail1000]

this is stupid this called best 4 jokes not crappy fallout noob play for first time spaz

[CZProtton]

Ty blbe musíš mít češtinu a ještě se tím chlubíš!

[SultanBabaTariq]

Shittiest Fallout video yet. Thumbs up if you agree.

[alexmcphail1000]

@SultanBabaTariq yep totally

[darkpassenger09]

@SultanBabaTariq : I "liked" the video just to spite you for your dumbass thumbs up thing.

[toddhi1]

@SultanBabaTariq it makes more sence then most of em

[rob032]

funny fun joke jokes

[Kanonamos]

Clairvoyants are supposed to see the future, so if they canceled a meeting due to "Unforeseen events", they suck.

[Kreaden]

@Kanonamos that's the point of the joke

[SultanBabaTariq]

@Kanonamos I'm sure none of us had no idea WHATSOEVER. Thank you so much for enlightening us all, "genius".

[superkenkun]

2:36 YOU ALMOST KILLED NESS

[louisgunner]

What was the misson where you used the fat man and the shishkabob?

[howtoby27]

this is fucking retarded

[FoxOfArts]

@howtoby27 True but... It's kinda funny O  _o

[FromMeToWhoever4]

can someone explain to me the clairvoyants meeting joke by the robot butler, cuz i dont get it.

[UnBobleavable]

@FromMeToWhoever4 clairvoyands is being psychic, but they couldnt see the future that would cancel the meeting.

[Mexica1988]

how did he get that reilly's ranger to give RXQ79 some thing

[MarioSparrow]

That was funny the kid was like WTF just happened? Where r my eyebrows

[Cokecakepopcorn]

You can eat humans?:O

[MrJuzsztin]

@Cokecakepopcorn fail

yes you can XD

[stealthwolf29]

where do you learn to make custom weapons?

[JamsterTheOne]

@stealthwolf29 you must find schematics, there are varied locations to find these.

[kolton03]

1:14 WHAT TYPE OF SWORD IS THAT AND WHERE DO YOU GET IT!!!!!?????

[2012datefordiary]

@kolton03 You have to make it, u care given the schematics in meresti station after you complete the quest blood ties. You first recieve this quest in the town of arefu.

[JamsterTheOne]

@kolton03 Shiskebab, it's a custom made sword. I can't rember where to find the schematics or any things need :(.

[kolton03]

@JamsterTheOne yea went around megaton and theres a guy who has the schematics.but its outside megaton

[mogerdog]

@kolton03 shishkebab. noob.

[kolton03]

@mogerdog oh jesus people keep posting that on with me bolut that im tired of it okay!???

[5454bighead]

@kolton03 it is a Shishkebab and one set of schematics to make it can be found in the Yao Guai Tunnels (i think

[xYogurt]

Who the fuck picks the cannibal perk?

[TuhRoll]

@xYogurt i chose it, comes in pretty handy battling the enclave imo

[Vuorenpeikko]

@xYogurt Well, me? : )

It's not very useful, but its funny!

[2012datefordiary]

@xYogurt Lol its well funny and its a good way to try and keep neutral karma

[thegranitebison]

@xYogurt its fucking awesome

[SultanBabaTariq]

@xYogurt I did, I thought it would give a LOT more health.

[xYogurt]

@SultanBabaTariq There are MUCH better perks to choose from.

[gman8744]

@xYogurt I do.

[IMTHEONLYONEful]

@xYogurt Gouls do want me to tell you why? DEVOUR A HUMAN A DAY AND IT KEEPS THE GOULNESS AWAY GOSH DO I HAVE TO ExPlAiN everything!

[cj8600]

@xYogurt me

[andrejel80]

@xYogurt I am going to next level

[phillips1993]

@xYogurt Me ?

@xYogurt me! XDDDD just for the jokes Lol :P