Theory Of A Deadman - No Surprise

[Giantshredder]

For the longest time I thought he was saying, "......like all the other guys that you've gone and fuuuucked."

[XTimoZ]

@Giantshredder That is what he's saying....

[old80sguy]

Sadly, I wouldn't be too surprised if my daughter did this for real.

[Valandaer7]

She's fucking crazy. She does that kinda shit to her own house in anger, because SHE cheated? She doesnt even have the right to cry!

[XTimoZ]

@Valandaer7 The music video doesn't portray him leaving her because of her cheating. It's all about a misunderstanding. But the song itself does indeed talk about her cheating.

[nerfman999]

is this the bad girfriend he was talking about in the song bad girlfriend?

[Daggerdog3127]

...she broke a skateboard in half with her knee....i'd hate to see wat she could do to a guy's crotch.... D:

[Mega567894321]

I can relate

[SantuXD6]

Heard it in Indigo Prophecy.

Loving it ever since :3

[TheScorpi3n]

strangely this is the first song i listened to after my girl dumped me

[f0urn0nbl0nde]

I'm fucked up but this is a hot ass fucking song - lets fuck - oops - did i fucking fucking dump u? my bad - fucki it - u weren't worth it

[TexasRho83]

About the only good thing I saw was the death of an Apple.

[darkbluemt]

this song rocks



[DiamondDude1996]

How is it possible that the comment before this was posted 2 years ago?

[hairycarpenter]

I cant count the number of times i've been thru this kind of crap

[Foofighter18]

Smart people leave notes on night stands next to the bed.

"Hey I'll be right back, I went to get coffee."

So hard? :P

[stupidpsychotic]

this situation would friggin suck nutz ,,, if this ever happened i would flip out! but this is a very good song ... =D

[isaacfx100]

the first time i listen to this music i was playing a game called ''fahrenheint'' is awesome; the music and the game!!!!!!!!

[devilgunner2552]

Guy:"well now we can file for a robbery and the insurance will replace everything"

[joshuajarzab08]

lol WOW now thats a bad girlfriend

[escudoblade]

1 star, censored songs suck ass when they go silent for a second.

[munz19]

it says, be back with coffe. the dumbass guy wrote it on 2 separate postits rather than just one.

great video and song

[AllarysDanyaela]

I'm leaving. Be back with coffee. Respectively.

[DaBomb8493]

What does the sticky note she puts on the mirror say?

[crypto113]

at the end the guys like wtf?!

[xomeansyouandme]

This band is the shyte...tehe...Im loving them!!!!♥

[soggynippleses]

the sheet?

[emilyloverzyou]

I love this song. It's quite amazin[:

I love Theory of a Deadman.

They rock

Out loud.

:)

[1987EvanB]

Now lets see the part where she gets strangled to death.

[UmbrellaMagazine]

geiler song ^^

[Demolitionman10000]

anyone know the actress in the Video

[ModMurdock]

What the hell? Shit is censored, but fucked isn't? That makes complete sense haha

[pmoore9737]

i think he says gunning for instead of that

[ModMurdock]

Hmm....Lol I thought the lyric was "Gone and fucked"

This video had that part censored on a different channel, so idk.

[Blink182circa]

fuk u

[retardedskaters]

go screw yourself jerkwad

[boomattack50]

jerkwad??? lolol hahaha

[jerkwad20]

I'm sorry but this song is horrible. The words in their songs are so unoriginal. And the dude obviously can't sing.

[clarinetluva321]

He can probably sing better than you could..and if he couldn't sing..how come this band has how many hit songs? 5??? or more??

[simonpetersan]

haha chuckled

[spiderrpig1013]

yeah its theory of a deadmAn

theory of a deadmEn wouldnt make sense

[FatmanNotBatman]

Theory of a DeadmEn isnt correct english so that wouldnt make sense.. it would have have to be Theories of Deadmen

[clarinetluva321]

Actually its theory of a deadman..so it is correct...but if if was theory of a deadmen...then no it wouldnt be correct

[jackass0067]

haha well... i mean if the clown likes 2 pit bulls that would give there life for me then he can come on over... lmao

[ezmoive]

I didnt see the clown that was only like one video and there was no clown raping me and why the hell would he dress up like joker jeez wat a ass

[ezmoive]

I dont get it why would the clown stand their all day and night when he could just pull out a gun kill the sitter rape the kids then shoot them and get the fuck out?

[OrangeSaleenS7]

the hot and crazy scale, the hotter they are the crazier they are.

[Estarindel]

the bitchyness to hotness in sack scale is actually more accurate.

higher bitch factor means more likely to shag like a minx.

[mark43605]

yea the bitch is psycho but they all are to some extent. damn she's hot

[Blink182circa]

FUK U BUD It's THEORY OF A DEADMAN! dont fuk it up!

[AlexandraRabai]

Thats my girl!!!!!! hahaha yeahhhhhh

[shannen444]

love t.o.a.d! <3 xx

[awtt7]

t.o.a.d.m....

[exodiaj]

Lol. I agreed, Lamer!

[jelle1110]

t.o.a.d  It's Theory Of A Deadmen, and not Theory Of A Dead Man

[jdenver62]

nope, its actually Theory of a Deadman, but you were close.

[PvtNikko]

it's Deadman not "deadmen"

[Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk]

he is so good singer

but if i was him i would get a gun and kill the fucking bich

even he said in the song ,,...tht bich is living away.......``

[RTKaczor]

and every ToaDm song IS ABOUT A GIRL, every one...its annoying, YEAH DUDE, we get it, you loved this chick and she left you, now you have a point to prove even though you thought Nothing could come between us', shes a bad girlfriend, but now im 'So Happy' you left....it isnt bad for a few songs, but like ALL THEIR SONGS....its fucking annoying

[tanman0730]

shut up and quit bitchin

[Blackjackkkkkkkkkkk]

i`m with you dude

[brewtality101]

she must've been some girl...

[lovenomorex]

You can never have enough songs about some cunt who fucked you over or shit all over your heart.

[jerkwad20]

I agree with RTKaczor 100%

[brewtality101]

the drummer either throws on a wig for some videos or they have two drummers..

[Br00talXbitch17]

if you know anything about toadm then you KNOW that they have had 2 different drummers. DER

[Br00talXbitch17]

oh and if you pay any attention to there pictures or anything only ppl in the pictures are Tyler, Dave, and Dean. :)

[shannen444]

oh em g.... she needs anger management classes. Lol.

[nickelback12345670]

Bitch is a cool word

[JAPANMAN20]

zoogy forces is why..yeah

[xxhangingxx]

if i was him i would get a knife and stab the bitch

[peacefulloasis]

Ha ha i love this song!

[Raikoni]

that is so jokes

[AwesomeAJ18]

I would have killed that bitch

[crazymanson666]

OMFG i would give the lead singer exactly what he needs ;)

[lightandbright00001]

i think that they should do the second part of the video, when the guy kicks the living shit out of that bitch.

[Kickymidget]

DUDE THAT WOULD SUX SOOO BAD!!!!! come back with some coffee for both of you and find you girl and you place fucked up!!!!! that would sux and the relationship would be over right then and there......ouch over a post-it note??? wow she should've waited till he got back atleast!?!?!?

[matt227c]

its a music vid...calm down

[AceRobber]

awesome

[crazymanson666]

ROFLMAO it's actually funny if you relize what's happening

sh thought he was leaving her and he left for coffee

ROFLMAO

spazz

[drfeelgood935487]

Insane freak.

[Mistake68]

Well at least she didnt killed the fish buhahahahaha XD

[pjbuddy123]

why did she break the skate board...that bitch. I should break her, nail pollish! yeah,thats it, I'll break her nail pollish haha.Oh and a wicked song and awsome video,except the skateboard breaking part...

[SarahForgive]

Omg lol, the ending was surprising xD

But honestly I would have done the same >_>

[15MAMMA15]

omg lead signer is hot =D

[LeapingHippo]

O_O dont mess with this woman, she just broke a SKATEBOARD over her KNEE !!!

[deadguy0022]

I would've been more impressed if she had broken that baseball bat...

Side note: Poor goldfish.

[spacer7]

at least she took it out of the tank first

[emmarockz101]

love it !!!

[bradleygarrison]

ok shes kinda dumb bc y would he dump u in his own apartment and who leaves a baseball at beside the tv! lol ur kinda asking for it if u leave it right beside ur tv with ur gf in the room ;) kick ass band!!!

[3DGIsLife]

maybe he should leave her. she's a psycho bitch ;) i love TOAD though, i missed them in toronto a few months ago :( i saw them with three days grace back in 2006 though. they kick ass live, it was an amazing tour!

[usmcbratusa]

"I'm leaving"

*wrecks apartment destroys clothes, packs away belongings*

finds another note that says "be back with coffee"

*uh oh, OH SHIT!!!!*

[LordofBobz]

ahahahahaha

nice... wow thats messed up...

break all his stuff and hes just wanted to get u coffe... lol

wat a ***** even if he left y would u do that...

[reymysterio61900]

owned in the ass 4 times

[Xrembix]

LMAO great song and vid man if my girl

did that i would be soo pissed i woul;d just dump her right then

[omfglol1917]

omg what a stupid bitch

[SnoweyMan111]

Agree. She looks like a 10. Guys dont just leave like that on 10´s (most).

[Sickrock21]

This song and this band rocks

[Greenballed]

I've seen these guys twice in Toronto in a small club.....HOLY SHIT!! They absolutely kick most other bands live show to hell!!!

Unlike most bands they sound exactly as you hear them on their albums...and they play much heavier than what you hear recorded.

[Buzzwick250]

i hope fishie survive cuz bitch almos killed it

[Buzzwick250]

poor fishie i hope that bitch dont kill it

[yayel210]

kick ass song.. hands down  *bow to Rock*

[ellenwoew]

this is a nice song:D

[shwh34]

does anyone have the live at orange sessions from these guy's?

they do a great job accoustic.

this song is there best accoustic.

will check back..hopefully....cheers!!!!!­!

[DeepEmoChic]

i luv this song it is so awesome like yea well keep listening

[ALonelyTragedy]

What does the note the girl puts up say?

[LazerBoy1234]

it says "be back with coffee" then a heart

[ALonelyTragedy]

Thanks : )

[nista100]

LOL... gotta save da fishie!

[maggot2445]

haha the goldfish lol =P

[xsavingabelx919]

they didnt bleep out shit...its not there...the cd Gasoline this song is on doesnt have it eaither..it just isnt there. and the cd s not edited because its not explicit in the first place

[kgWSU]

ok thanks man, ive been lookin all over for the explicit version...its pretty gay they don't have it though...especially after listening to bad girlfriend LOL

[vvoops]

OMG I GET IT NOW LOL "IM LEAVING"

(He left to get coffe but his girl friend thought he was leaving him as in breaking up =D)

[silverstone111]

umm did u just get that

[icegiant48]

um did u just get that

[CMpunkrocker22]

lol dont worry it took me about a hell alot of times to realize that lol

[nanerman12]

uhh i don't know if any one elce noticed but they beeped out shit and not bitch..

[alexisonfire0931]

does anyone know where to find the uncensored version of this... with the word "shit" it's better without the silent part

[GrayXIII]

poor guy lol.

[DaniB02]

I love Theory!! :)

[KttlffngwllSprstr]

This song is better then any of nicklebacks this song would be there best they should put this much effort in their own sings

[AzureFayt]

"facepalm at stupid comment"

[Br00talXbitch17]

sir? im fucking girl get your shit st8 :)

[xxx999xxx888xxx777xx]

1) all this dude ever sings about is bitches

2) he tries to sound exactly like knickelback

3) who gives a fuk what he looks like the music is shit

[Marx4400]

lol nickleback works with these guys dumbass

[xxx999xxx888xxx777xx]

geeeewizzzz! what a suprise dickbreath

[Marx4400]

im saying that thats why he sounds so much like nickleback cock muncher, why don't you go back with your fuckbuddy fag friends who listen to fuckin aqua music rather than this REAL music

[xxx999xxx888xxx777xx]

"aqua music"? how did you know thats what your mom listens to when i jack off in her mouth?

[Marx4400]

lol good luck doing that with a fuckin 1 inch dick asshole

[Wdgi]

haha. people make me smile.

[enforcer001]

Bud you rely on the gay jokes too much go and learn some real comebacks before you come in here talking your shit.

[WalaWalaOnyun]

I LOVE THIS BAND!

[Mechmike30]

Awesomest thing ever....arguing online.

Seriously. Your Mom told me!

[Superdude6699]

Good song good band..

[skaterjosh1012]

agrreeed this guy just needs to fuckin grow a pair and be greatful hes getting some ass and who cares wat turns out

[Br00talXbitch17]

your GAY and so is the dude below you

[getz302]

man like all their songs are about his girlfriend....seriously this kinda isnt a rock band its more of a boyband with guitars...(being dramatic)

[Br00talXbitch17]

your a fucking fag :) if you dont like there music DONT FUCKING LISTEN TO IT if i could give you 100 thumbs down i would

[ChiefsFan58]

bullshit. Do they sound like fags to you? no, they sound like a modern rock band. Go die you pile of shit, I know you don't know what it's like to lose a girl because you've never had one.

[WSUNLIMITED]

hey at least she saved the fishy. but damn that guy must been somethin

[exodiaj]

Lmao, I would have made her pay for everything.

[WSUNLIMITED]

damn straight

[ChiefsFan58]

Yeah, but HE SPILLED COFFEE ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!

[WSUNLIMITED]

i know... but im allergic to coffee.... so no sympathy there.

[CaptainCrews2]

Why would you be with a crazy ass bitch that would do that in the first place? She needs some fucking therapy.

[dudeiloveeggs]

ahhhh i remeber when i first heard this song like. 2 or 3 years ago. saw these guys live with puddle of mudd a few weeks ago. amazing. :D

[Br00talXbitch17]

i can see tyler walking in to his house being trashed like that LMAO and fishy didnt pay rent sorry gotta go fishy

[sikwilly45]

Woops.

[fenner18666]

gr8 song and fuckin funny video

[ohagan101]

this is why you dont break up with a girl lmfao

[Heroyesterday]

Actually no. The other post-it says "Be Back With Coffee *heart*".

[gtw213]

The other post-it fell off..it said "..the coffee pot on for you, baby..luv ya" She forgot to take her xanax that day

[grlmagnet56]

u forgot to take ur xanax it says be back with coffee

[runeman211]

im guessing she wasnt to happy

[eternaldarkness24689]

that bitch is tough

[tycoonlagin]

T.O.D <3

[XxqueenofcupcakesxX]

she saved the fishy YAY!

[basschick00]

HAHA at least she saved the goldfish!! LOL

[diabeticteen]

i like him better without the facial hair

[CSkates]

yea i agree

[GreekGeek72]

he won't be back with coffee this time...

[KuroiFallenAngel]

this always makes me laugh

[BabyHulkChic]

yay i like this song. THEORY OF A DEADMAN ROX!

[FaceAndGhost]

Fahrenheit/ Indigo Child  For Life The Game Rocks!!!

[shamrocks2005]

this is for all you bitches...

[jesusmaphacked]

this ones for you fags!

[JechtAeon]

omfg i saw lucas from Fahrenheit!!!!!!!

[IMBLUESTREAK23]

this is for a lot of bitches

[xcountryswcc]

AWESOME!!

[xxliltwiztidbitchxx]

he looks so much better without that dam facial hair!

[reve1ation]

seriously no more trash stash plz.

[Bighairynipnips09]

i thought it looked pretty bad ass lol