When I first experienced the ecstasy of the platter-to-go I was with child. My baby was 6 months along. I put the straw up to my lips and drank the meal of the gods. After I finished it I felt my stomach starting to cramp up. "I'm having my baby!" I cried with shock as I fell back on the sticky, stained, brown tiled floor. I hit my head on the corner of a table and blacked out. When I awoke it was to the sound of a baby wailing tearfully echoing through the empty lobby of the Scone Cutter.
The man in this video was cradling my son in his arm and singing proudly. "Eat PTG's all you can. Then you will become a big strong man!" My son, Jeffery, is six years old and he is strong in the brain as well in the body. He is attending Harvard and has won seventeen gold medals in the Olympics. Thank you so much PTG!
The platter to go used to be a part of my daily arsenal for gaming endurance. One night I decided to get out away from my guild and head over to the Sconecutter. I pulled up and ordered a PTG (Platter To Go for you SC (Sconecutter) noobs). I pulled out onto State and took a drag of the thick liquid, relishing its thick nectar when tragedy struck.
I'm not very sure of exactly what happened next, but I blacked out after taking a big hit of my PTG. I awoke to this same guy with the wild eyes from this video, sitting on my lap and safely parking my car on the side of state. I still remember his scent of sweat and grease. Apparently I blacked out and was creeping along State Street right in front The Sconecutter. This man saved my life, and I owe him mine. I have since given up the Platter to Go...
Yeah! You work that shake machine.
zombiemoses 2 years ago
The boy in this video is so dreamy
mooseclamps 2 years ago
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When I first experienced the ecstasy of the platter-to-go I was with child. My baby was 6 months along. I put the straw up to my lips and drank the meal of the gods. After I finished it I felt my stomach starting to cramp up. "I'm having my baby!" I cried with shock as I fell back on the sticky, stained, brown tiled floor. I hit my head on the corner of a table and blacked out. When I awoke it was to the sound of a baby wailing tearfully echoing through the empty lobby of the Scone Cutter.
Meljusenr 2 years ago
The man in this video was cradling my son in his arm and singing proudly. "Eat PTG's all you can. Then you will become a big strong man!" My son, Jeffery, is six years old and he is strong in the brain as well in the body. He is attending Harvard and has won seventeen gold medals in the Olympics. Thank you so much PTG!
Meljusenr 2 years ago
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Meljusenr 2 years ago
The platter to go used to be a part of my daily arsenal for gaming endurance. One night I decided to get out away from my guild and head over to the Sconecutter. I pulled up and ordered a PTG (Platter To Go for you SC (Sconecutter) noobs). I pulled out onto State and took a drag of the thick liquid, relishing its thick nectar when tragedy struck.
llamaweezer 2 years ago 2
I'm not very sure of exactly what happened next, but I blacked out after taking a big hit of my PTG. I awoke to this same guy with the wild eyes from this video, sitting on my lap and safely parking my car on the side of state. I still remember his scent of sweat and grease. Apparently I blacked out and was creeping along State Street right in front The Sconecutter. This man saved my life, and I owe him mine. I have since given up the Platter to Go...
llamaweezer 2 years ago 2
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llamaweezer 2 years ago
I've watched this once and i'll watch it again. Platter to go is the future of eating on the go.
pradon1337 3 years ago 2
something fast, something i can shove down my gulley?
pradon1337 3 years ago 2