we wonder were eating disorders come from, when kids have to be told what number they rank at with other kids..it's down right nazi behavior on a micro scale. those parents are just in it for cash prize from what I'm guessing.
Plenty of the piggish mothers are also living vicariously through their daughters because they're too stupid to know what else to do with their worthless lives.
These girls dont grow up to be sluts, they grow up to be serial killers. Theyre the ones the decapitate their mothers and wear a necklace of severed dicks.
a pedophiles candyland
xx1andONLYCJxx 4 months ago
silly white people
spicmanz 5 months ago
the Uncle Trunk has Uncle Paul in it.
hollywoodwerewolf 6 months ago
Let's just drop a bomb on these air-stealing cunts.
355over113 1 year ago
"TINA! GET THE AXE!" Great MOMMY DEAREST reference.
TomMSTie1138 1 year ago
I love jim jeffries laugh
shedgen0 1 year ago 2
Nothing good comes out of a child pageant and I reference Jon Bernet Ramsey!
EricLynchSucks 1 year ago
Who the fuck is talking like darth vader?
pwnpower 1 year ago 3
@pwnpower Jim Florentine
kbarham 1 year ago
How could pageants be positive when you weigh out the pros and cons? only one kid can win and she's probably still fucked up anyway
boothesquirrel 1 year ago
Am I the only one that thinks that Michael guy sounds like Richard Simmons?
66hourenergy 1 year ago
Man I hate every mom who does this to their children. That's how you get emo kids lol. And we don't need any more of those fuckers
moepippy 1 year ago 2
@moepippy HA...totally
Bdiggidy1 1 year ago
GO ANUS!
Akirathedon92 1 year ago
Anyone else think the pageant guy sounds like Richard Simmons?
66hourenergy 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha a queen of everything hahahahahahahaha he is living through the little girls like michael jackson
whycanturead 1 year ago
A bellhop to carry the baggage!
Holy shit that's brilliantly cruel and hilarious.
OboxerU 2 years ago 2
Great shit. ( :
Lamtitude 2 years ago
"These Poor Little Bitches"..............LMAO
batmanguy123 2 years ago 4
When I favorited this video, one of the "recommended videos" it brought up was JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
jhohcable 2 years ago 5
Love the Mommie Dearest reference. ;-)
SlayerAngel90 2 years ago 3
"It's like they're trying to suck daddy's love from the bottom of the thing."
Jimmy really is the bestest.
TheFrunkis 2 years ago 33
we wonder were eating disorders come from, when kids have to be told what number they rank at with other kids..it's down right nazi behavior on a micro scale. those parents are just in it for cash prize from what I'm guessing.
nsewx 2 years ago 6
Plenty of the piggish mothers are also living vicariously through their daughters because they're too stupid to know what else to do with their worthless lives.
rqbuchanan 2 years ago 26
Oh Uncle Paul?
thwrldsgr8st 2 years ago 4
"I was gonna post it the next day, but..." Yeah, vacation, we get it Yarsh.
NeitBrennus 2 years ago 7
suspension actually.
too bad those two didn't sync up...
Yarsh29 2 years ago
These girls dont grow up to be sluts, they grow up to be serial killers. Theyre the ones the decapitate their mothers and wear a necklace of severed dicks.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago 7
Severed dicks? Really? O.o That's a new one...
MoPapparani 2 years ago 2
Ok, maybe I made that part up.
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago
Boo...boo....ah boo...boo...
Bgoff27 2 years ago
It wasnt a joke... >.>
RaidenTheAlmighty 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1st comment. Yey -_-
YonManc 2 years ago
Jon Benet Ramsey would agree too that such young pagents are good!
eeilrahc 2 years ago 2
"I'd abuse another child." Perfect. XD
TomMSTie 2 years ago 7
I remember hearing this live. I couldn't stop laughing.
XxSTICH666xX 2 years ago 2