funny poetry project

[Cr8tiveMedia]

you just did my homework :D

[Vortex51423]

If vodka was water and I was a duck I would swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and I'm not a duck so slide me a bottle and SHUT THE FUCK UP

[sharkdude4762]

Roses Are Red,

Violets Are Blue,

In Soviet Russia,

Poem Writes You.

[whosNemoJr]

Roses Are Tits,

Violets Are Tits,

I Like Tits,

Tits.

[MrLoopdiloop]

roses are red

violets are red

tulips are red and

my sunflower's red too..

OMFG ! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE !

[TheMinecraftisawsome]

what about

roses are brown

violets are brown

who shat in my garden

[kieranVLOGGER]

roses are red

nuts are brown

skirt goes up pants go down

finger to finger

skin to skin

when its stiff

stick it in

[levistobeavis]

ok sry 3



[levistobeavis]

2 poems roses are red

violets are blue silence

i kill you

roses are red

violets are blue

in soviett russia

poem writes you and last

roses are brown

violets are brown

who the f**k keeps on s*****n in the garden

[timathee11]

funny videos, i too make funny poems,

[SuperAgus1998]

Hearts are red i wish you were dead...o.o that is the first thing that popped up in my head

[lewis99199]

Roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over love

your about to get fisted

[pooploop888]

lmao thumbs up!!!

[flaka103100]

OK Heres my poem

You Cry I Cry You Laugh I Laugh You Yell I Yell You Sad Me Sad

You Jump Off A Bridge......... I'll Miss Your Calls

[KINGK0BRA1O8]

@flaka103100

roses are red

violets are blue

this is a gun

get in my van

[SuperAgus1998]

Something is telling me he doesnt like homework

[SuperAgus1998]

i wrote a poem thats hella funny i wanna make a video but i dont know how to post it so oh welll ill write it down on my myspace so people can tell me what they think of the poem i wrote well bye

[SuperAgus1998]

Hahaha i love poems i like the funny ones hahah its hesterical

[Jigsaw4545]

Lol all at once the white stuff came

[SunStridar]

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron

surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange

and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While

i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there

came a warning, and my heart was filled with

mourning, mourning for my dear amour, "

Tis not possible!", i muttered, "

give me back my free hardcore!".....

quoth the server, 404.

[hectichorse]

my teacher played this in class

and skipped the inapropreate stuff

i knew i had to watch

so i typed it up at home at last

[xIRISHxBLOODx]

skit from Boston legal, Snatch, and one of the Oceans movies. nice

[th3d3t0x]

hmm i wonder if i can get caught for plagiarising if i use these :)

[Revan1075]

haha i dont care if you use any of them its up to you

[16webb16]

could you tell me the song being played during my first time?

[Revan1075]

crashed by chris daughtry

[16webb16]

that My First Time by alex is really good,like it is funny at the start i thought it wuz about s*x

[sports7diva13]

thx dude im using this as a poem

[Revan1075]

glad i could help haha. the first is crashed by daughtry then the more rock n roll one is with my mind by cold

[kakashi6708]

thnx this helped me on my project now im gonna pass 7th grade woot! XD

[llllBigWillyllll]

hi eveyone

[cats3697]

what song is this??