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  • @permexOQ yep, and quarians are the new white, tried to enslave an entire race and got your asses kicked.

    Hey-oh!

  • There is one shuttle every 10 minutes... So that's why he waited whole game in that spot.

  • *sees the female shepard*

    *tired of seeing female shepars*

    "WE HUMANS ARE ALL SEXIST!"

  • Why isn't this a meme?

  • @Tataru5117 It more or less is over on the GameFAQs forums. Though, i wouldn't say something's totally memetic if it's confined to one site.

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  • I never realized Turians had their own version of the Sikh faith :P Sounds fucking badass.

  • Fucking douchebag

  • true true...humans ARE racist

  • Those damn Humans always trying to put the Turian man down!

  • My favorite line in the game, right in front of:

    That Kind Of Crap Is What Makes Cerberus Start To Seem Like A Good Idea!

  • @BuildMyGallowsHigh41 Nah. Remember ME1? You could swap bio-amps for biotic squad members (and possibly Shepard, if applicable) at whim. It's the implant that can't be removed.

  • I find it funny that the Turian is white.

  • @hungryhippo247 Why is that funny?

  • "You humans are all racist."

    I need that on a shirt.

  • I'm racist and i find this human,

  • no u got it wrong turian all batarians are racist

  • Turan:wana have sex baby?

    Human femail:Hell no!

    Turian:you humans are all racist!

  • So this is a black turian?

  • Turian: You humans are all racist!

    FemShep: Actually, I'm dating a Turian, so not all humans are--

    Turian: But rumor has it you picked a Turian over a member of your own species! A black human!

    FemShep: I don't know what that has to do with--

    Turian: What's wrong with black men?

    FemShep: Nothing, Garrus is just--

    Turian: RACIST!

    FemShep: ....

  • Didn't Lorik Qui'in (Turian CEO guy on Noveria) explicitly say that "one can't confiscate biotic powers"?

  • @delta5297 Biotic powers can't be taken away, but the amps that, uh.. amplify them can. Also, Lorik is awesome.

  • @ShagsterP Biotic amps can't be removed without surgery, that woman is just a dumbass

  • @BuildMyGallowsHigh41 Not true. The implant itself isn't the amp. The amps "plug into" the implant, making them customizable. Think of The Matrix and how they had to "jack in" using that port at the base of their skull, for example.

  • @ShagsterP I'm impressed. Someone knows their Mass Effect lore.

  • @ShagsterP Nice pun lol

  • So, this is the legendary "You humans are all racist!" Turian?

  • @knives4cash Judging by your screenname, you gave him his 15 centimeter serrated blade.

  • @lilwyvern4 Yes. But I didn't get much for it. You can buy a pistol for 50 credits, so a knife is worth far less.

  • This should be a meme! lol

  • @StrikerANDShade Isn't it already? If not then it sh-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

  • 3 dislikes? You humans are all racists!

  • Made funnier because he sounds like Nihlus

  • Haha. It's General Krell from the Clone Wars. Odd that he's accusing people of being racist.

  • omg hahahahaha. now i look back and i see i got 133 thumbs up when the video came out. I know its not a big deal but I never got that before hahahahahahaha

  • God, I'd love to be able to carry a 15cm serrated blade around. What better way of making it clear to those around you that you're a fucking boss?

  • Is this joke poking at how alot of black people pull the "black card"?!

  • @kunfupanda1231 you're just saying that because I'm black!

  • @kuledrumergie87 .... Err sorry if i upset you. ^_^

  • Humans: Pluto is now a Dwarf Planet. Problem?

    Pluto: YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!!! :'(

  • God Turians are hot..

  • "Sir, you're going to need to calibrate that sniper before you can go through."

    "What? Why?!"

    "It's just that uncalibrated weapons could misfire an-"

    "YOU TURIANS ARE ALL RACIST!"

  • turian: you humans are all racist!!

    shepard: My gun isn't racist it'll kill anything..... wanna see?!?!?

  • Lmao, Turian is playing the race card. Too bad he's right.

  • Silly turian, only black people can use the race card.

    Also racism fail.

  • Mass Effect stereotypes: Asari stripper, Turian cop/military, Salarian scientist, Batarian thug, Krogan merc/warrior, Quarian beggar, Volus loser, Hanar zealot, Dumbass Vorcha.

  • I legit lol'd at "Why are you treating me like a criminal?" "...Because you tried to bring a 15 centimetre serrated blade onto a public shuttle".

  • Nice to see that the tables have turned and that the turians are the ones getting screwed over this time.

  • He calls all humans racist just because she says she can't make the shuttle come faster! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • "ah yes, racist human, the female human that is a racist against all turians with 15cm serrated blades. we have dismised that claim"

  • Why the fuck does everyone play femshep? Male is much more badass!!

  • @splerppp He also has less personality than a brick.

  • @ShagsterP ^^^ this is false. No way a female could do what he does and he is awesome

  • @ShagsterP Meh, I don't really care. I just make him look like me. And then I kick ass regardless of personality

  • @ShagsterP Debatable, but nevertheless, Maleshep isn't as emotional as Femshep. Their personalities are all decided by the player, though, so in actuality both of them have less personality than a brick.

  • @Lordgale119 It's the way they convey their emotions that I'm basing it on. Male Shepard talks like he's speaking everything in all caps. Even his most simple lines make me laugh. "MAYBE I'LL COME BACK LATER."

  • @Lordgale119 the female shepard has more feeling in her voice though

  • @ShagsterP Maybe. But, they're both monotone....so for me it's hard to say. I'd have to hear maleshep voice act other characters for me to say...although he did voice act other minor characters in ME. For example, the biotic "god" volus. I know femshep voice actor is great - she voiced Bastila in Kotor.

  • @splerppp Badass? BADASS? He is like a pussy, sorry. He has much less personality. He isn't Shepard. He is just a brick. Nothing. No real emotions... He doesn't feel real.

    Thanks to J.Hale femShep is done just perfect. That's why people choose femShep.

  • @Paladaen Agreed. Plus people like playing as a sexy space woman.

  • @splerppp It's way better than gay-macho-shithead maleshep...

  • @dONALDBLOOD I like male shep, female is too emotional for me. I want a character that has leadership, strength, and doesn't let emotions get in way of work.

  • @Uriel6178 Wait, what? How does femshep "let emotions get in the way of work"? Certainly no more than dudeshep. The argument here is the acting, not any character - and thus gameplay - choices. The femshep vs dudeshep debate is really Jennifer Hale vs Mark Meer. Overemoting (according to dudeshep fans) vs underemoting (according to femshep fans). Personally, I'm with the people that say dudeshep emotes as much as, well, a brick. It's like he's not interested in anything.

  • @Uriel6178 It's really a question of personal preference... I had a FemShep, Alex, who was acting like a b*tch, she had balls so to say... To say women lacking leadership is a bit sexist. For me Male Shepard is a bit too much of a cliché. The biggest problem for me with ME so far is that it's pretty much made for the preferences of the crowd. This is why there were no FemShep "officially", and this is why there are no homosexual relationships possible in ME.

  • @dONALDBLOOD Answer to your problems: Mass Effect 3. Fem. Shep is canon, and Male.Shep can be made gay.

  • @Lordgale119 Yeah, I'm surprised they made it!

  • @splerppp You only-Maleshep Players ARE ALL SEXIST!!!

    Man I stupidly disliked the Femshep too, until I bothered to make my own, then I realized the TRUTH, her voice acting is better, still they are both awesome in my opinion, and also what's the point on a game with options if your gonna stuck with one?

  • @splerppp nope fem is

  • ive played this game a hundred times and ive never seen this.

  • IT'S TRUE! =(

  • human:I can't make the ship go faster-

    turrian:YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!

    human: oh by the way you have to pay extra for the turrian fee

    turrian:....okay that sounds pretty fair.

  • This is true Racism!

  • "MY BROTHER DIED FALLING OFF A WARD ARM"

    "I'm sorry for your loss sir"

    "why couldn't you have fixed the damn ward gravity?"

    "ummm what"

    "the gravity on the wards I know there's a switch that lets you control it"

    "sir no such thing exists"

    "YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACISTS!"

  • "I really love turians. They are cool."

    " You humans are all racist!"

    "Wait... what... I just said I like you people."

    "LOVE EVERYBODY YOUR RACIST BASTARD!!!""

  • couldnt stop laughing every time i walked past the guy in the citadel. they have t-shirts with his face on the front, and on the back..

    "you humans are all racist!"

  • We Humans are all racist

  • "I'm sorry sir but only citadel officers are required for calibrations on the citadel"

    "YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!"

    "but they are all turian officers..."

    "SHUT UP HUMAN!"

  • "I'm sorry sir, we're all out of pepper."

    "YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!"

  • What the!? The last one made no sense!

  • @BandDevilDogs You humans are all racist

  • @Arbiter8655 you just invented the perfect reply.

  • ah the citadel a futuristic version of downtown LA.

  • Thank you for bringing me the Turian T'soni . . . wait who the hell is th-

    YOU YAHGS ARE ALL RACIST!!!

  • I bet he's one of those idiots that complained about Resident Evil 55, too. I mean, we've been fighting zombie Krogan and Elcor for the past 20 installments, why wouldn't there be zombie turians on Palaven?

  • @angbandsbane

    That would be too mainstream.

  • We may be racist, but at least we'll give you attention.

    CALIBRATIONS, GARRUS!?

  • Isn't it racist to call a whole race racist? lol.

  • @Graymoths could it get anymore confusing?

  • The final one is the best XD

  • That Turian loves the race card :P

  • You know... I was watching "What Would You Do?" on ABC when they do the one where they have a bike thief out in public and at first, it's a white guy who's the bike thief and everyone assumes he works for the park. Then, it's a sexy, tall blonde and everyone helps her steal the bike. Then they get to the black kid and as soon as he WALKS UP to the chained-up bike, people start yelling at him and calling 911. Even the actor was like "Ya'll niggas is all racist."

    It reminded me of this video.

  • I'm Commander Shepard... and Humans is my favorite race on the citadel.

  • So true.

  • This never gets old xD

  • "So you have garnered the attention of humans but not us Turians ?"

    "YOU REAPERS ARE ALL RACIST"

  • Ah yes "humans are all racis" we have dismissed that claim

  • he sounds black, is he? cause if he was that would just add another layer. xD

  • 15 centimeters=5 in

  • @TheRome111

    Nearly 6 inches, actually.

  • So youl construct a Human-Reaper but not a Turian-Reaper? you collectors are all racist!

  • @BiohazardLOS lol nice xD

  • never been on earth is see

  • Im asian and the tsa won't let me bring my 48 in cerimonial katana on the plane

    You TSA agents are racist!

  • Those humans are a narrow minded bunch of racist assholes aren't they? Don't ever go to Earth if you're made of dextro-amino acids, according to some Turians they treat you like absolute crap. They will probably be afraid you'll fart and contaminate their natural eco-system or something. Humans are all racist!

  • This guy better be in Mass Effect 3

  • @bradclash And he better still be trying to get through security!

  • @bradclash "YOU REAPERS ARE ALL RACIST!"

  • @bradclash lol I bet he'll be in the opening movie of the Citadel under attack;

    "We are the Harbinger of your destruction"

    "What? Why"

    "We are the eternal cycle of this galaxy"

    "You Reapers are all- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

  • @bradclash So should the guy that was trying to get a refund in ME 1 from that Turain merchant in the upper market.

  • @ElectromagNick Hes in ME2 also hes the warehouse guy

  • @bradclash You Reapers are all Racist!!

  • @bradclash He's the Turian councilor's cousin.

  • @bradclash I could only imagine his rections towards the reapers:

    "You attack earth to wipe out humans, but not turians?!"

    "YOU REAPERS ARE ALL RACIST!"

  • TURIAN: i brought in my dang 15 centimeter serrated blade in the citadel!

    COUNCIL: You still cant be a spectre.

    TURIAN: YOU COUNCIL MEMBERS ARE ALL RACIST!

  • "You humans are all racist!"

    That's racist!

  • @Cal6009 That's the joke...

  • Turian speaking to Batarian Bartender:

    "You poision humans but you don't poison us Turians?"

    "YOU BATARIANS ARE ALL RACIST!"

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • So is it the Hanar or the turian speaking? D:

  • @Kurzykowsko  Turian

  • [INSERT BLACK JOKE]

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  • Kinda sucks to be shepard because everyone says humans are racist, but everyone treats humans like shit. ALL humans

  • lol, Speciesism

  • reminds me a lot of "IS IT COS I'M BLACK?!?!?!"

  • This is a Bablyon 5 reference!

  • Yeah, unfortunately we are

  • I'm Commander Shepard... and I am not a racist.

  • This is nothing compared like those army guys which were held up by security becuase over some nail clippers. (Whilst carrying M240's and several other weapons, which are waay more lethal even without their ammo).

  • @JoshuatheKodiak - Myth. Never happened. Or you're a Navy or Marine REMF with nothing better to do than rag on the Army.

  • @ToiletBomberAlpha

    @ToiletBomberAlpha

    I am not ragging on the army. What are you talking about? Some US army guys were the victim of awfull airport security.

  • @ToiletBomberAlpha

    Just google Another TSA outrage RedState. Youtube comments won't allow links for some reason.

  • typical progressive always bitch'n that the world is against them and throwing out the damn race card!

  • Lol this guy is like most people at my school.. So racist, he don't even realize he's racist..

  • hmm i get the feeling he thinks humans are all racist?

  • @qface64 Nah.. He thinks we are nice..

  • so.... you let anybody in except that turian and in Sheperd's group u let a Geth in.... wow he is right u HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST oh wait....

  • George Bush doesn't care about Turians...

  • @Confectionful

    lmfao

  • Lol

  • @blackswordsman89 Dude, I have NO IDEA where your anger is coming from. So.. much... misplaced anger! There is no need to insult people who want to have a discussion with you. There is no need to get ANGRY if people don't do their jobs *absolutely perfectly* (i.e., calling her an "annoying C-sec bitch"). You are simply expecting too much out of people. You are setting yourself up for anger and disappointment. That's a bad way to go through life, man... loosen up a little!

  • The turian gets drunk after waiting 10 minutes for the next shuttle: "You racists are all human" *hic*

  • To think this is on the future. I would have thought racism would have died. Apparently not.

  • "I'M SOOOOOORRY, SUUUUUUUHHHHH!! I'LL NEEEEEEEED YOU TO REMOVE AAAAAAAAANY BIOTIC IMPLANTS YOU MIGHT BE WEARING!!"

    Goddamn, that C-Sec bitch is annoying... Reminds me of those annoying tools people put as clerks these days; more concerned with keeping their shitty job than actually doing it.

  • @blackswordsman89 W-wait, what? The turian is clearly the unreasonable one in this video... the clerk was being calm and polite. She also wasn't yelling or stretching out her words. I'm truly confused by your comment.

  • @blackswordsman89 Also, she WAS doing her job... y'know, by not letting someone carry a 15 cm serrated sword onto a pubic transport system. Man, I've never seen such a bizarro comment.

  • @5ilverhalo Doing her job? Like accusing someone of having biotic implants when the person didn't even open her mouth to speak to her yet? Or not letting the *asari* *leave* (no even *enter*) the station for risk of geth *infiltration*? And her excuse for the latter is that "We're under orders". Didn't even try to make a call or something to get the situation straightened out. Very "helpful". And her voice and the way she speaks is annoying as hell. Just like a brown-nosing sack of shit.

  • @blackswordsman89 Well, being "under orders" is a perfectly good reason to do something if you want to KEEP YOUR JOB. Sure it sucks, but to her credit it does sound like she hates her job, haha. :) Man, you must get angry at people a LOT... As for her voice - it just sounded a little bit annoyed to me... I could never make such a snap judgment like you just based on a voice. Would you get mad at somebody with a lisp, or a cold?

  • @5ilverhalo That's precisely my point, dumbass. Idiots like her choose *not* to do her job - which is to help and guide people - in favor of keeping their shitty jobs. She could have very well made a call and said, "Oh, there are these asari here that are totally not geth. Can't they leave?" If it fails, it fails, but at least she *tried* to do her duty. Instead, she choose to be usless, and you're defending that.

  • @blackswordsman89 Okay, I see your point... but it leads perfectly into my point. You are expecting TOO MUCH out of a service worker, who just wants to keep her job. If you carry that attitude in real life, you will just be angry 95% of the time. Don't expect an airport security checker to have the patience, time, and foresight to confiscate your deadly item and mail it to you. Sure, it would be NICE if they did, but it would be SILLY to be upset if they didn't.

  • @5ilverhalo You probably haven't been to many airports, or only to shitty ones.

    Households items like knives, forks, and everything else - do you think the passengers are forced to simply throw them away? No, son. That's standard protocol by any half-decent airline service.

    You have nothing to say, so you're just trying to pad shit with "Yes, but not really" answers that really make no sense, and only show that you're deathly desperate to save face.

    Just give up a go away.

  • @blackswordsman89 And if you never wanted to have a discussion at all, you could've replied to my FIRST comment with, "not interested, go away." But you responded lengthily (as did I), so there was really no reason for so much hostility on your part.

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  • @5ilverhalo Furthermore, seeing as the blade is a valuable of the turian, she could have arrenged for it to be delievered later, or put on the care of someone in charge of the public shuttle, but instead she just "lol no".

    Your comment is the bizarro one. And I suggest that you stop trying to correct others so smugly when you don't even know what you are talking about.

  • @blackswordsman89 Um, wow. She said she had to confiscate the item, since it's AGAINST THE LAW to carry it on a public transport system. The fact that it was valuable/antique was irrelevant. What part of this don't you understand... have you never traveled on a subway, or an airplane? Do you think people should be allowed to carry knives and guns and on an airplane?

  • @5ilverhalo Did you even read what I typed? She could have offered to confiscate the item and deliver it to him later. Did she? No.

    Look, I remember you from another video. You're just some pseudo-intellectual who likes to sass people. I already explained my point in painful detail. You're either too stupid too understand, or you're choosing not too just so you can fool your self into believing you actually have a point.

    Just go away. I have no time for ignorant turds.

  • @blackswordsman89 And I truly didn't mean to 'sass' you - for the "bizarro" comment, I apologize. I just like to engage in conversation with interesting people, and your comment was certainly interesting. But as you said, it was ill-conceived on my part. No need to be rude.

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  • Fucking humans man !!

  • I'm Commander Shepard and this is my second favorite turian on the Citadel. After Garrus.

  • Hmm, let me guess. "You humans are all racist".

  • Humans are indeed Racist, Regardless of who we talk to. Hell white people act like that to other types of White people. "Just cause i am from the Ghetto means i am a Gangster? You are racist!"

  • Ima accuse the next bus driver of being rascist because hes late

  • 1:01 doesn't he sound African American?

  • to be fair, the fact he objected did seem like a good reason to assume he was a biotic.

    i think HE is the racist one...........need to play through this again, in fact i shall.

  • This is my favorite turian in the ENTIRE mass effect franchise