Monster Behind The Brown Door

[BeYourHuckleberry]

Momma is just precious....and did Beth get ANOTHER car to tear up? And it WAS very David Lynch :)

[marquisdejolie]

@BeYourHuckleberry

Thanks :)

Let's see, in the last 18 months Beth has destroyed the Blazer, a Firebird, an Oldsmobile and a Mazda. The Mazda and Olds have been towed off for salvage.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

@marquisdejolie It was the Firebird I noticed.

[marquisdejolie]

@BeYourHuckleberry

It only took Beth a few weeks to burn up the Firebird's engine. She didn't care. Someone else (her meth dealer Steve Grable) paid for it.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

@marquisdejolie She should write a book: "Beth's Guide To Neverending Free Stuff"

[marquisdejolie]

@BeYourHuckleberry

She really should! But I doubt she could stay sober long enough to type the title.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

@marquisdejolie "Beth's GuideTo hgggggggggggggggggggggg *face hits keyboard*

[marquisdejolie]

@BeYourHuckleberry

HAHAHA! EXACTLY!

[sooouuuuper]

u needs meals on wjeels for beth

[marquisdejolie]

@sooouuuuper

Beth GETS Meals on Wheels Monday through Friday. Sometimes she even shares some of the food with momma.

[sooouuuuper]

@marquisdejolie :  O how kind that she shares it with momma

[marquisdejolie]

@sooouuuuper

Beth has her generous moments...but only with other people's money :)

[sooouuuuper]

@marquisdejolie ha ha : )

[MannyBei]

Your mom is so sweet ...and so much an enabler.

[marquisdejolie]

@MannyBei

She IS!

Both.

[marquisdejolie]

@aohmann

She gets Meals On Wheels now so all I have to do is check to see she eats on the weekends (neither of her daughters will do that so I have to).

[Neferkit]

I love your Mama, James,. She's a sweet soul. Bless her heart, and God bless you for being so good to her. xoxo

[marquisdejolie]

@Neferkit

Thanks :D

[phekwig]

Hey, my mother walks to the church too! It sounds like Annie wants out...

[marquisdejolie]

@phekwig

Yeah, Annie wants to ride. Sometimes I think that dog just loves me for my truck.

[twister7boy]

you make it sound like a scary movie.

the dog did what?

[marquisdejolie]

@twister7boy

It IS a scary movie. My sister is behind the curtains. The poor dog just wants out.

[wilh64]

and you're the monster's brother! haha

fantastic video, it has a magical quality to it

your mum is sweet

sure she's not always sweet

but here she is

[marquisdejolie]

@wilh64

There she is!

:)

[sheri226]

You're such a sweetheart... I hope my girls both turn out like you, if one turns out like Beth I'll put a pillow over her head.

[marquisdejolie]

@sheri226

Hahaha! That would be the best for all concerned....your civic duty :)

[cozzyk]

How do they even afford to have cars. She proably don't want to have to share her hamburger with Beth so eating in the snow.

[marquisdejolie]

@cozzyk

The white Firebird was given to Beth by her ex commonlaw husband. It was the second car he gave her in 2 years. She blew both engines running the cars without oil. The Chevy Blazer was purchased by the taxpayers of Texas (Medicaid, unemployment, and school grants). She tore that up. She also destroyed momma's Oldsmobile and Buick.

[edenbainbridge]

xoexo

[marquisdejolie]

@edenbainbridge

xxo

[35THIRTYFIVE]

mums are great

music is perfect

35

[marquisdejolie]

@35THIRTYFIVE

Thanks :)

[farnk]

Momma didn't say that YOU brought Beth home did she?

Beth was prolly jonesin lookin outside at all that white powder fallin from the sky.

[marquisdejolie]

@farnk

Yeah, I brought Beth home from the Good Shepherd nut ward. Beth was WAY too warm, comfortable and well fed there. Plus she was getting quality drugs. So I schlepped her back into the House of Daily Horrors...the hospital people kept pestering me to get her out of their nice hospital.

[marquisdejolie]

@farnk

Beth WAS freaking out on the snow :)

[izzy4el]

James, Something tells me that mama goes in there and beats that monster with a stick when no ones looking. Ya see, CrystalBeth don't mean to be so mean. She's just acting out from all the cruel treatment she gets. (I'm only guessing of course, but I could be wrong too. More than likely I am, but I committed to it and thought I better see this nonsense through. Probably won't happen again, but I can't promise that.) Okay, time to go get me a hamburger and a milk!

:P

[marquisdejolie]

@izzy4el

I hope momma puts the stick to that zilla once in a while. I hope so.

[Illuminatta]

I love your thought process and the way you present these vignettes. Talk about making lemonade from lemons!

[marquisdejolie]

@Illuminatta

Thanks! I do what I can :)

[linaeable]

Most people have at least one monster living behind the brown door in the family tree but just like to pretend it's not there. It might not always be a brown door it might be white or whatever but.... The monster is there might be different drugs or something else but there is always at least one monster in the family tree so don't feel alone even behind those white picked fences there are monsters lurking and they can be pretty scary and manipulitive sometimes.

[marquisdejolie]

@linaeable

They sure can! Thanks!

[elbrookman]

milk and a hamburger.....i remember i used to bring my mother a milk and a hamburger......glad i never had a sister.

[marquisdejolie]

@elbrookman

Wish I'd never had two!

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

I believe you are a good person, marquisdejolie.

[marquisdejolie]

@MISSBEBEBLUE

Aw shucks, blush blush

Thanks :)

[AnnyaMoon]

I love the way you think, such a clever video-maker! I get so excited to see when you have videos up. hehe

Funny thing.. Ive got a situation across the street similar, and you should see the momma. I think you can see her in a video of mine called "Christmas Tree Disaster" ..with the grouchy neighbor. She is HIS keeper. Let me know what you think if ya see it.

[marquisdejolie]

@AnnyaMoon

Thanks so much!

Yeah, your grouchy neighbor lives a nice house. But somebody's gonna bitch slap him for that mouth. They probably already have.

[AnnyaMoon]

@marquisdejolie He puts her thru hell, and shes an cute impish 80 yr old woman too. Yep hes been bitch slapped, even I hit him with a board myself for accusing me of stealing his pills. lol

[marquisdejolie]

@AnnyaMoon

Good for you!!

[lilliteningpea]

mama looks like she has lost weight

[marquisdejolie]

@lilliteningpea

She has. Beth makes her walk to the store or to Terry Doyle's house for cigarettes or a coke or a beer.

[belamoure]

Absolutely delightfully twisted caught al dente by a genius.

[marquisdejolie]

@belamoure

Aw thanks! Tell your friends :)

[brerobertson]

What!? Beth is subdued? lol

[marquisdejolie]

@brerobertson

Yeah, that'll be the day! She might be lying in wait for her next victim, but Beth is Violence.