Lesbian Fisting 101

[bgirl2732]

Great, entertaining and educational!

[dykealiscious]

@anotherlameaccount nope, the idiot viewers, I.e. mad men who thought they were getting real porn, did. Lol.

[hm4steve]

Wrong in some many ways but incredibly funny!!!!! Keep up the good work!!

[Gazadaman86]

Just cook the damn chicken woman!!!....

[Roadracer987654321]

This Is Funny !

[dykealiscious]

@xHeRoiiNxPSN I think it's pretty obvious. I wouldn't call it a video about lesbian fisting if I weren't a lesbian. Some of us are femme, some butch. I'm a proud gender queer butch dyke lesbian.

[dykealiscious]

@xHeRoiiNxPSN I think it's pretty obvious. I wouldn't call it a video about lesbian fisting if I weren't a lesbian. Some of us are femme, some butch. I'm a proud gender queer butch dyke lesbian.

[unknownbabykid]

XD i can't stop laughing

[kittyburger000]

Total newfag. Smells like roody poo to me.

[dykealiscious]

@kittyburger000 That's dyke, by the way. I didn't realize you had smelly-vision installed on your computer. Next time I will spray with rose oil first.

[mimikawaii7386]

What the shit is this digusting... Is the fat fuck a woman or a man?

[dykealiscious]

@mimikawaii7386 LOL, another case of a pervert looking for porn on YouTube and being upset that it's just a joke and furthermore feeling threatened by a fat dyke. Seriously, folks. You would have to feel pretty low on your personal self esteem chart to give enough of a shot about my appearance to go off about it. Your mom likes how I look, and your girlfriend tastes like your Dick, which was a disappointment to say the least.

[mimikawaii7386]

@dykealiscious

1. I found this video because someone who subscribed to me liked it for some reason.

2. I'm a straight girl, I don't have a girlfriend or a cock for that matter.

[dykealiscious]

@mimikawaii7386 wow! Usually it's the men who get all up in arms. My mistake. I think it's unfortunate you don't get the joke of this video and even more unfortunate that it presumably makes you feel better to act like a 6 year old.

[silver760]

Excellent,brought a smile to my face!

[mikebuck5089]

oh gawd what is this

[dykealiscious]

@darkfire no, straight, hetero guy...the point is to be myself and not conform to an imagined standard of womanhood, thereby rocking my femininity to its fullest in my confort of self

[Maroons05]

lol this is hilarious! for the people who dont like it have no humor at all.. or they were probably like me and searched shit up like this because they were horny.

[porucznikvest0]

Mrs. Bean ;p

[meganinjapillow]

@porucznikvest0 haha you mean the episode when it get's stuck in his head

[jarmen2]

LOL

[hunkyspunkyoz]

A very instructive and helpful tutorial I shall send to all my Aunties

[apunkr]

Oh, damn. I did not expect to laugh so hard!!! nice.

[jonstef1]

HAHHAHAHA proceed with a pistoning! too great. <3 awesome vid. great voice! too awesome. fuck haters

[ticket88]

I thought only guys choke the chicken.  ;-)

[CAILVIIN]

FISTINING!! i like that word 1:14

[pkthundaga]

Thanks!

[MagusMistake]

A-W-E-S-O-M-E spells "Lesbian Fisting 101" :D I'm favoriting

[whyeatmenow]

LOOOOL

[Chadbordeleau]

Nice job!

[PutNameHere15]

I can fap to this >:D

[ravanjr]

@PutNameHere15

[MsCrease]

Haha LOVED IT!

[Wingwangwannabingban]

The fuck that's a chick?

[dykealiscious]

@Wingwangwannabingban So sorry your societal standard of what a "chick" should look like offends your sensibilities. Perhaps you should stop cruising youtube for "lesbian" videos.

[Darkfirelol1019]

@dykealiscious Isn't the point of being Butch to look more manlike? Pretty sure it is.

[XxMeepNucleerxX]

@dykealiscious

I really wanted to thumbs up your comment...

[razorsedge555]

@Wingwangwannabingban Was your first clue the word "lesbian" in the title?

[CakeDestroyer]

thanks

[BOBBYWALSER]

that was gay

[travlincub321]

Hehehe.. I am a happy homo and i have to say that this applies quite well to us too.. I loved it. Rock on!

[holly61969]

... just awesome! It proves that there are indeed lesbians with a sense of humor (I'm a lesbian too :-) )

[bigeyedfish0041]

Now I've seen it all.

[Drollion]

haha Awesome. XD And you're so damn Cute :-*

Greetings from germany

[mgofthefc]

that was really helpful.

[TheKnoedl]

Mit dem essen spielt man nicht!

oder:

Don't play with your ham ham!

Don't try this at home!

-Alle Angaben ohne Gewähr-

[fastbal23]

your voice souds gay

[dykealiscious]

Considering I'm a dyke, that makes sense.

[Jeroenstahl]

LOL

[Badcandy79]

Hillarous! I love it!

[QuintonAdams3511]

O_O Oh My F**king God Eww YOUR SICK DUDE

[dykealiscious]

Well, I'm not a dude, I'm a dyke. And havn't you ever cooked a chicken before? Add audio and anything can look "sick."

[davidstighansen]

@dykealiscious licking an ice cream cone can't not look pornographic

[dykealiscious]

@davidstighansen Umm, yes it can. Sounds to me like you may be over sexualizing the general world around you. You can get help for that. And there's no ice cream cone in the video any way. LOL

[davidstighansen]

@dykealiscious Attack me for supporting your argument that "anything can look sick". Yo! Why you gotta be all defensive and shit?

[dykealiscious]

@davidstighansen I'm confused...did you mean "sick" as in "awesome" or "sick" as in "disgusting." Damn my eduation and propensity for using non-slang.

[davidstighansen]

@dykealiscious I was responding to what you were saying, so it depends on you, damn my propensity to respond to the comments of educated dykes! Ooh, sick burn!

[pronto355]

ROTFLMAO

Thats just wrong on so many levels.

[IIMyMrBurnsII]

scheiße!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vdmanagement]

hahahahha very nice

[halle6]

50's?

[dykealiscious]

Havnt you ever seen the old beaver cleaver era info videos?

[Ahoichucks]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA xD

What a nice lesson for fisting a lesbian xD

I think I tell that my girlfriend xD

[jarmen2]

LMAO

[crazy10bears]

disturbing

[messiha666]

that interesting,because i what to know why to the hell someone should fist a chicken?!

[dykealiscious]

Are you that gullible?

[messiha666]

i just want to know why you fisted a chicken>.>

[dykealiscious]

I didn't. Have you ever cooked a chicken? You have to remove the giblits and them stuff the inside. I thought it looked "familiar" so I filmed it. Get over it. You watched a video titled lesbian fisting, which is more disturbing.

[messiha666]

well if you dind't fisted a chicken then it's alright...

i guess...

[TheCr4zed]

i thoguht crossing the border when it comes to sex was when u r bisexual. but fisting a dead chicken is like vomiting and masturbating on the border.

[NerdishKiddo]

Bwahahahahaaha!!!

Omg! LOL! xD

Nice. :3

[itsme48423]

how to fist a chicken?

[xyxsorpresaxyx]

rofl xD

[DasiaDollWhitaker]

You're f*ckin sick man!!!

[OverseerXD]

You're fcking right man!!!

[dykealiscious]

Except I'm not a man.

[Bitrdy]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrlourd

[rockon4music]

LOL parody :P

[manoXpiano]

HAHAHAHAHA awesome vid it made me laugh like a loon anyways

[airoscar]

this is so lesibian lol

[RedSwanEntertainment]

Oh I totally got it. You really need a dust and scratch filter for these. And something so the movie can "jump the sprockets" every once in a while.

[SloppyCheeseFinger]

oh man. as if that chicken didnt go through enough gettin killed. you had to fist it!!

Oh well, at least he/she is famous in death =D

[mmorpgman]

"That's a really scary-yet-friendly-looking lesbian by the way." Quoted for truth.

[dykealiscious]

Then you must fear the lamest shit. LOL

[liveinmymusic]

i think sex ed is a big turn off

[koovalunk]

that was HILARIOUS. i was recently shown at a group gathering how to fist a loaf of bread...but this was funnier.

[filiesillo]

for some reallyt perturving reason this got me exited god I need a doctor

[ficticiousbeauty]

That was frickin great!

[2xpto]

LOL Fist the chicken!

[51stCenturyFox]

Ha ha ha. That was very educational.

[chanologyASSIST]

lol, rule 34

[lovnmemryjls]

oh jeebus, this is hilarious

[powellwj]

flotsam and jetsam... hahahhah

[CaptainDisgusting]

I laughed so hard I bruised my uvula!!

Thanks Dykealiscious!

[chloerasb]

i am speechless lol ha ha

[bittersalty81]

Yikes, thankfully my girlfriend's vag is not too similar to a raw chicken.

That's a really scary-yet-friendly-looking lesbian by the way.

[Pax21a]

how about a foot

[callmeshane303]

Thank fuck for reality TV..... LOL

Ohhh you mean that life is not like "The Brady Bunch?"

[aieshaB89]

Oh damn... I laughed so hard, I almost cried.

[CrowsNestTattoos]

Hahaha great vid:D

[SeanieVlogs]

WOW ! Can I be a lezbeeyun ?

5 * * * * *'s

[trannyrage]

freaking hilarious! thanks for a good laugh

[SpensersGirl]

LMAO NICE LADIES!

[lavinleitrim]

lmao! oh that is priceless! ha ha ha! great!!! very informativetanx!!! lol lol lol!!!

[FAILEIDAATAIM]

WTF?! ROTFLMFAO AT FISTING A TURKEY!

[rosyyaoi2]

omfg XD this made me lol

and btw, I'm bisexual, and a girl, and i found this fun XD

[coopercrystal]

ouch!

[urbanr0cker]

Lmao this was fantastic!

[rippy1234]

LOL

[laurelmarie0703]

ok im a lesbian but thats fucking disgusting! the concept of fisting is disgusting enough as it is, why the fuck would you add a raw chicken to it. NASTY. somebody has problems.

[dykealiscious]

#1, it's a joke and means nothing. #2 I find it interesting that someone who practices sexual acts that a lot of people find repulsive just by the nature of your sexuality would go all ape shit over a sexual act that many people safely practice and enjoy. #3 That doesn't make me one of them, but have a little respect. After all, you're a lesbian and someone somewhere wants to kill you for eating pussy.

[sweetblac]

LMAO loved it! its def going to my favs

[TheStrawberryThief]

Hahahahahahaa

[danieldjr412]

HAHAHA

[SirChadwic]

Why dont you just get the keys to the truck and just drive in? lol

[Cranedance44]

I will never look at chicken the same way again.

[Apashiol]

Haha! Very informative.

A big hand to dykealiscious!!

[tuze4456]

lolz i get it

[yukiyu1974]

WTF!

[XxelectricaxX]

LOL!

[FredrickPuhpuhdog]

DUDE THIS IS HILARIOUS xDDDDD

[sndlwd]

I never want to fist a girl.

[Sandeep303303]

poor chic never thought of it

[armydog888]

lol i only search for porn on youtube for the pranks but this was funny

[THEREIZNOGOD]

great video!!!  still laughing!!

[2LTCerano]

omg this is so great =]

"onto the fun stuff"

[nodynurs21]

god! this is so freaking funny. i just had my first fisting experience recently so this really made me smile. gotta love lesbos i swear!! lol make more please

[unityemo]

I could tell the chicken wanted it lol

[dykealiscious]

LOL...that response made my day. LOL.

[unityemo]

I'm happy it did =)

[tasha9691]

You are tooo funny! LOVED IT!!! lmao

[tiffanyswishisyou]

lmao .

That was funny ...

but the whole time my face was like "OUCH!"

lol:)

good video though(:

[kea444]

I was getting worried until 0:59. Starting with 4 fingers and no lube really does fit the theme music.

[dykealiscious]

LOL...yeah I realized I skipped a few steps...but I DID say to use lube at some point...lol.

[kea444]

Mission Impossible theme music was funny though. Reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch where Buddy got the ACME mail order slave.

[QueenofKane]

OMG I am straight.But I do want to experience.lol

[dykealiscious]

Fisting isn't a gay/straight issue. I am a lesbian so therefore I called it "lesbian fisting" because I sure as shit wasn't going to call it straight fisting..LOL.

[Dawg658Jr]

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[Dawg658Jr]

A fisted lesbian is a happy lesbian... lol.

[Entario1204]

That sure was interesting indeed xD

[thequeenofthegoblins]

This was pretty damned wonderful. I am craving chicken now!

[robhudo]

Finger Lickin' Good

[Sexcimele]

haha a chicken1!!

[raidclick]

uhauhauha...ehy he's fisting a chick after all

[dykealiscious]

I'm not a guy idiot. I'm a dyke. Crawl out of your wonder box.

[TaylorAmelia]

LOL!!! I love your response and your username.

:)

xox

[CantIHaveTheOneIWant]

that was the funniest thing i've seen all day. that really made my day!!!

[Jena11aR]

hehe, the "leave it to beaver" feel really sets this right off, lol

[Xaviaghosthunter]

ha ha ha ha ! playing with ur food !! eww..imsick to my stomack now

[SandSiblingsOwn]

LOL

"And Remember, A Fisted Lesbian, Is A Happy Lesbian" ROFL!

[bizemama]

the negative comments crack me up. some people need to get over themselves. if you're seriously offended by a joke video and feel the need to post something so derogatory and misinformed, take a second to think about why you ended up here in the first place (probably because you clicked a link thinking you were going to get lucky enough to see some hardcore porn). stop passing judgment, stop being assholes. if you don't like it, go watch fucking PBS and grow the fuck up.

[dykealiscious]

Surely you're on crack. First of all, I am a gay woman, a butch gay woman, and I do, in fact, look like a guy. Take a look at my profile. I'm doing a parody. If you're offended you have no sense of humor. And I made DINNER with the fucking chicken! I didn't desecrate anything. God, you people are worse than that Christian right. Nobody asked you to defend my queer rights ya fucking tard.

[spongah]

ewwie

[Mzege]

thats sick! i wanted to eat the chicken but not now

[IrisRobinsonMustGo]

hehehehe

[KristopherLara956tx]

LOL,thats funny

[crapper1]

gives a new meaning to "playing" with your food rofl

[klappahunda]

good one:))

[30mate]

omfg eeeew xD

[barbwirelove]

lol this is 1 of the funniest things i have ever seen

[izack89]

wtf....

[talkingbombs6661]

Bahahaha. Amazing <3

[alvin290]

funnay

[Fapsamup]

Don't play with food...

[myjonestowntea]

Lmao, wow. That must be one happy chicken.

[Emilythecrazy]

haha AWKWARD!

[marycigarettes]

dynamite!!!

[Btotheommel]

damn that was f*ckin hot XD

[bstingy]

damn that chicken took dat fist

[noosa1992]

lmfa at least the chicken was dead

[ninjavala]

another stupid american kid

[dykealiscious]

I'm not a kid you asshole. I'm a 34 year old woman with a sense of humor. A butch dyke. Deal with it.

[redsoxrock2011]

i cant believe u did this! <3

[CaFFyXP]

lmao wtf

[ilikevil]

HAHAHA =P

[keytowa]

OMG, you are my hero. I now love fisting becuase it makes me laugh xD

I keep thinking of a chicken

xD

[Diachrony]

I love this :-D It just made my whole night.

[SunaNoEmo]

Oh God...lol. Im with ThatCrazyDyke. haha =P

[ThatCrazyDyke]

lmao that is hysterical

i'm never going to be able to look at a chicken the same way ever again

[ULiLn00b]

aww, dude that narsty aww chiken

[nonbreeder]

Filthy...dirty...filthy.

[celtictigerr]

aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh­hh!!!!!!!!

[FuckedByBush]

CHICKENS AND FISTS!

[FuckedByBush]

WTF

OMFG i not going to look at chickens the right way,im going to laugh and wonder if my lunch just got firmly fisted....XP