What's inside the Portal Cake?

[lalathefox]

i made the cake it tastes awesome of course i couldnt really get the membrains or the "how to kill someone with your bare hands" and im alergic to rubarb

[ahoyhoyification]

...shaped like fish.

[GiraffesInATaxi]

fish shaAapeEd dirt :D

[LinksWickedShadow]

"Hmmmm... Tastes like I might die."

[HumanLycan100]

the lie is in the cake

thumbs up!

[ROCKYRACCOON123]

I cant find regular rhubarb

[LvKingsfield]

I made a pie! Nice what flavor? Pie flavor...

[happycutegirl8]

eww

[EatAFlamingoStudios]

Made this cake in real life. Without the rhubarbs.

[1slena]

And a dash of love.

[ttsquared24]

An entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands"?

[silentreaper002]

If I eat this... will.. will I die?

[cheinmeidele]

@silentreaper002 no you'll be Still Alive

[P0V3RTY09]

Asians deodorize and preserve putrid tissue? Awesome ! I need to get me some Asians!

[writersblade]

Rhubarb on fire, how do I keep the fire going....

[CallofNobleGamers]

I like how he had to put in AGENTS so we didnt think he said asians XD

[wray1968]

i got the alpha and fiberglass surface resin, and sugar

[jokertronboy]

ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyy gooooood tooooo much

[frenchg1330]

Does anyone know where to buy a "Cross Boar Whole Electromagnetic Imaging Rhubarb" or some "Deep Penetration Agent Gases for Putrid Flesh Odor Control" 

[Reegalpt55]

Got to love sediment shaped sediment

[spudgun181]

its not a lie you can eat it just take the thing out :)

[latetryson]

I am glad the cake is a lie.

[whistlemasterX]

I think Logic core is a fan of RRubarb and fish... Kinda suprised he didn't include fish shaped rubarb... :P

[MikeMaxGamers]

you aint got no cake mix

[MrFakelwr]

gas and oder control chemicals?

wtf.........

[Allikatsosweet85]

fish shapedsolid waste.....  EWWWWW!!!!

[Aichybatoal]

Oh, man... Time to dig out the crossed bore-hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb, guys - we're making cake!

[TheSonicSpoofer]

3 ounces of FLAMED RHUBARB!

[JuicyMullet1]

Even if it WAS real... imagine how old the thing would be...

[mja0124manders]

yay the cake is not a lie...... blah i wish it was now

[purplesodapop]

Damn, it's hard to find sediment shaped sediment.

[FreezemanTen]

323 people thought the dislike button said "dis I like"

[MarioGamer200]

Don't forget fish shaped rhubarb!

[t4c0d4v3]

yum!



[Anthraxinternational]

Don't eat it Chell!!!! You'll get fat.

[kadapunny]

@ThatYetiBallThing with rhubarb on fire.

[kadapunny]

323 got the cake

[jitteringdarkness]

I own a copy of how to kill someone with my bare hands and it Is written on my bare hands

[DarkNinja2461]

I regret eating cake while watching this :L

[rswan5]

What? No 18 oz. pre-cut rhubarb shaped like fish?

[1thruten]

323 people dont get a joke

[killmypoptart]

i made this it tasted bad

[ThatYetiBallThing]

This sounds fishy to me..........

[TheHippieLip]

Wtf is with fish..

[PlaugeRatAshy]

candy coated peanut butter pieces....... shaped like fish.

[MrZooky123]

sediment shaped sediment

[PureMovie321]

I KNEW THE CAKE IS A LIE

[hbkretget]

inside the cake is a lie....

[MrGroundHogCookies]

FIBER GLASS?! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PUTING THING IN NOW THESE DAYS! my friens says i say nothing i just think yumyness.

[ShinigamiReika]

fish shaped solid waste

fish shaped dirt

Logic core like fish shaped things and rhubarb

[skaterb0y69]

Lies,,, that's what it is,..

[creepeahsgunnacreep]

Silly Chell you can't eat lies.

[100clickproductions]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[italianbellezza09]

Guy or Girl voice? O.o Am I the only one confused?

[Mocha2007andcoco]

It's made of Lye.

[kizisrandom11]

awww i was gonna make this but i hate rhubarb.

[DrummerNate1]

dont try it...............im typing this with my 3 last fingers

[SonicTheHedgehog1224]

Actual cake ingredients till he got to the garnishes...

[HornsteinBro]

I would eat it, but THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

[TheMountainShark]

Mhh Yummy =)

[2000orangeboy]

fish shaped dirt...

[presbarkeep]

pull n peel licorice :D



[Doofanator]

So.. should a buy some fish?

[LilMiku99]

I'm glad it's a lie

[djbro26]

needle injectors????

[MrRoRlover11]

One 18.25 OUNCE package of chocolate cake mix. Dummys.

[MiyariShirou]

....no thank you....

[johncena123687]

@EdwardTheTechGeek Thanks for the idea I'm gonna write it down too

[name887]

DEEP PENETRATION ASIANS!!!

[DarkNinja2461]

@name887 AGENTS

[EdwardTheTechGeek]

I writing all this down.

[VengeanceIV]

STFU! You aint got no pancake mix!!

[dleeg1229]

Why do i suddenly not want the cake?

[obamaxllamaxmilly]

322 Asians were made into the Portal Cake...

Am I one of them? o - o

[ilovepikachu9]

sounds yummy :D



[arsenicCatnip987]

e.e *nods slowly* mmkay...

[StaryuManiac]

So it's a cake shell full of needle injectors, rhubarbs, body parts, and preservatives. EW MAN that is one big fat lie.

[walton609]

annd lots of injectors aand solid waist aand fish shaped items aand some science crap... please dont make a cake for me with that recipe

[walton609]

lots of rubarb too

[walton609]

1:06 "AN ENTRY CALLED 'HOW TO KILL SOMEONE WITH YOU OWN HANDS'"!? wow HAHAHA uhhh...WTF

[TheSydnick]

So.... lots of fish shape stuff?

[brunovrancic11]

thats from that 1 eyed robot at end

[KokoroFay]

The cake is a LIE!

[NoMorelsHere42]

@Tneicna No.

[jcd484]

I want to eat it or the fish shape solid waist!!!

[tneicna]

give me 2 minutes of my life back

[puffleissocute]

@tneicna youll have to take it from me

[adder719]

I'm gonna make it :)

[XxTreetailxX]

Apperently fish and rubarbs are what makes the cake a lie...

[DaDigitalMastah]

So That's what Gaben Eats everyday! (Oh Shit... Another Year without HL Ep.3)

[puffleissocute]

im glad the cake is a lie

[MrNanonite]

320 made the cake after the herd this and tried it

[Hamodey1500]

Weatley's voice on portal 1 was so gayish.

[You4TheTube]

No offense against the cake, but how comes, that you'll need 1 large electric needle injector in order to make it???? Can't it just be like..... cake?

[thekoda1122]

and yum....

[biggestfanofmuppets]

cake is a lie

[samansamiku]

1:52 i thought it said deep penetration asians...

[ThrillaSkill]

3 table spoons rhubarb on fire XD

[TheRandomROFL]

Fish-shaped ethylbenzine... Yum :)

[nicnotnick]

yum



[MartinMilnerUK]

I made the cake wright it down tasts like crap

[lolrandomnessify]

Fake! cause we all know the cake is a lie!

[nachos908283]

At first I was like sounds good -:D, than when he began telling the rest I was D:-

[DarkNinja2461]

Yum Yum :)

[MSKproductions123456]

GIMME SOME!

[MSKproductions123456]

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[ixusmyself]

injector needle?!?!

[ixusmyself]

Rubarb on fire???

[tomerteo123]

fish shape solid waste XD

[SashaLigress]

A creeper.

[2sianna]

how to kill someone with your bare hands!? LOL

[EchoXSHIFTEY]

hmm.... healthy!

[Sean71596]

Deep penetration Asians.

[Sean71596]

Sediment shaped Sediment. LOL

[kontonavnet]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAAHAH



[dondytiti111]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­a

[kokoromichiwa]

I don't know why but I lol when the core says fish shaped candies

[connerm191]

FISH SHAPED SEDIMENT TASTES LIKE RHUBAR ON FIRE WITH ALPHA RESINS

[MPJRules]

2 CUPS RHUBARB SLICED 2/3 CUP GRANULATED RHUBARB 1 TABLESPOON ALL PURPOSE RHUBARB ONE TEASPOON GRATED ORANGE RHUBARB 3 TABLESPOONS RHUBARB ON FIRE 1 LARGE RHUBARB 1 CROSS BOREHOLE ELECTROMAGNETIC IMAGING RHUBARB 2 TABLESPOONS RHUBARB JUICE

[Kman1997s]

ew sugar

[awesomenezzgrl99]

ummm . . .

[finalfightstreetwise]

di it ay 1 cup on how to kill someone with your ar hands

[imadork575]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa sedamit shapt seadament

[GraysonHunt1]

Dirt... F**K this Cake

[namethenot4]

At the begging did it say MUD!!!!

[TheHackerYouKnow]

One hell of a cake.

[clawcarboy18]

One cup lemon juice... I'm not sure I want this cake after mr. Johnson's greatest invention of all...

[sunstar3568]

ew....

[timberthedude]

1st ingredeant.... 18.25 pounds of cake? sooo THAT'S why weatley called her a fatty!

[connerm191]

@timberthedude OUNCE. HE SAID OUNCE.

[littlebakerstudios]

@timberthedude sorry Chell, but you only get 18.25 ounces. no more!

[lobsteros]

@timberthedude OUNCES. NOT POUNDS.

[xXTheMamer345Xx]

@timberthedude AND DONT FORGET SHE SHITTS LIEK A FIESH!

[icpforlyfe]

@timberthedude One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix

[XxShadowOfFirexX]

@timberthedude Nope Ounces not pounds xD

[xReapera]

I laughed all the way through this.. Oh my god.

[iGoldstar16]

What the hell is sediment-shaped-sediment doing in my cake!!??!?!?!

[kelseybug924]

Oo, I just LOVE geo-synthetic membranes! :D

[KieSTUDIOS]

At first, I was like ":D".

But then I puked.

[lllCADElll]

liquorish

[debjoy12]

i wonder where i'll find fish-shaped volatile organic compounds...

[chicken72786]

so i ate the cake and started lying ever since ): ?

[bran7671]

mmmmmm fish

[JoeyTheKid101]

......I think I'll go eat some chips instead......

[Ninja123546]

pfft so mr.robot-voice you have found out wats in portal cake

NOW can you figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[TopDownSystems]

@Ninja123546

three

[skotkim0129]

Wait, so how much fish-shaped solid waste do i put in?

[EvilKiteeProductions]

I am someday going to make a cake with ALL THESE EXACT INGREDEANTS!!! But it won't be edible...

[CandiiMaster]

An entry called, "how to Kill someone with your bare hands." !♥

[Tbowker97]

i made a cake after watchin this :P

[TheSander87]

Nom nom nom nom UUUEEEEHHHHHH "puke" xD

... that cake is a SPY!

[shadowdragoon12]

Nom :3

[Ferrari334405]

Maybe i can do this in 2 minutes

[minmin639]

Sediment shaped Sediment, go figure

[GBD1000]

"What's in the Portal cake?" Lies, end of story XD

[asquaredjsquared]

FLAMING RHUBARB BITCHES

[LunykStormdragon]

Yum.

[deadbride9]

I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS.

[handyguy007]

wow... sounds delicious... :S

[Trainz2012]

Fish shape



[Trainz2012]

Fish sape

[KatsuraNekoify]

i think i lost my taste for cake period...Oh gawd...FISH!!! WTF!?!??! THEY DONT BELONG IN CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and wat....kill someone with bare hands...o gawd...think im done

[sobowman]

ok whats the outside :3

[Ifreatking]

You don't need the garnishes xD

[MissLazyBoi]

YOU FORGOT THE CARBS D:

[Peanutbuttr2468]

LOL DEEP PENETRATION ASIANS



[hobojoe0858]

mmm Tasty.

[Cao21745]

lol Wut? This sounds tasty

[LimeWater123]

i made this cake without the extremely weird ingredients and it tastes so good

[IAmSquirrel48]

@LimeWater123 Where did you stop listening?

[rswan5]

@LimeWater123 Let me see what you did. You made your own version of the "Portal" cake with only the following ingredients from the Logic core:

* the cake mix

* the frosting

* the vegetable oil

* the eggs

* the chocolate chips

* the butter or margarine

* the sugar

* the flour

Wow. I only thought you just needed the cake mix, eggs and oil to make cake (unless you do it from scratch, like I do).

[starocean247]

<.< Mr. Cake is a FUCKING LIE

[shotgunrOfLz]

rhubarb rhubarb

[xXTheMamer345Xx]

Press 9 and 5 it said

Its Proven Cheos

[CONTAGIOUSkill]

fish shaped dirt....? sediment shaped sediment....? how to kill some one with your bare hands O.O needle injectors? .......................... i want this cake! :D

[robloxperson100]

i made the cake

[EmofacePS3]

lol sediment shaped sediment

[xTheEmoChickx3]

gosh that dude talks like my sister

[ooo0ooooooo0ooo]

@xTheEmoChickx3 thats cause its a female voice lol. Glados.

[Falllingmoon]

Pfff Why isn't it in stores? It's SO easy to make!

[RyuuHatake]

Deep penetration asians :)