Left 4 Dead - "Churchguy" audio

[dragonball4ever2009]

Poor Scout, the whole team is now probably dead and he is the only one left since he was the fastest and barely managed to escape the zombies.

[MasterLeafVideos]

I think he wants to be safe.

[barwit12345]

He drank crit-a-cola before getting bitten

[DawnRansome]

$10 says he turned into a Jockey. XD

[w00t634official]

LOL, this is the same guy that voices for scout!

[wellyck]

WHATS YOUR MAJOR MALFUCTION, BROTHER?

[DarrellThody]

"We're cops" - Francis

YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE COPS!!

[henry199622]

1:34 SOUNDS LIKE HES TAKING A SHIT! LIKE THIS, IF YOU AGRE xD

[dkiwiman]

the result of too much Bonk!

[AK47Productions100]

OMG the scout went crazy

[Closterdadthegreater]

mnuuhhh ugh bluh gruh sha blugh better-df safedfsf

lol

[Ahmadinihanaridjad]

Sounds like my algebra teacher..

[Closterdadthegreater]

WELL SOMEONES CONSTIPATED

[SmallChildrenProduct]

@Closterdadthegreater You sound a little, whats the word... constipated.

[Lukas60234]

He sounds like Scout.

[schattenhozk]

@Lukas60234 its the voice of nathnan vetterlein, also the voice of the scout

[mrmeekl24]

......

soooo....

better safe than sorry?

[Lizzyloo76]

@mrmeekl24 yep



[Travianero94]

1:38 fart

[00Mass00]

I heard some of the sounds in a hardcore track.. awesome

[IanEduardoMeneses]

BETTER DISPENSER THAN SENTRY

[camgoeswild]

An interesting note. If he starts growling he'll turn into a hunter. Starts coughing, a smoker and if he starts gurgling, he'll become a boomer.

[TheRobotButterfly]

dammit Nathan Vetterlein

y u no do any acting since this :(

you so good

[JayKoach]

@TheRobotButterfly Scout.... TF2

[KleptoCosplayer]

That's some darn good voice acting! :D

[NEIKUUKWOW]

feel bad for this dude =(

[Orizulu9915]

At 1:37 sounds like he's farting.

[thatuglyguy1]

i like it when he says better safe than sorry lol

[zOMGiez1]

...and they'll "come" and they'll finish the job. hmmmmmmmm

[TheLastHylianTitan]

poor guy. i mean, he must be terrified. anyone can just laugh at this, but it's really, really sad. scared out of his mind, the world outside has turned into a sort of hell, and now he's doomed too.

[Goomba753]

@TheLastHylianTitan Dude..........it's a game.

[TheLastHylianTitan]

@Goomba753 true.

[EienJunai]

@TheLastHylianTitan He's a good actor I was feeling sorry for him to lol :[

[Furtego]

I want to shoot this guy in the groin with a shotgun...

[Ch0c0l4t3cr4ziix]

Fancy blood ahaha oh crazy Church guy

[Redpug987]

He's having an orgasm at 1:33

[meowme9912]

DING DONG! DING DONG! DINNERS SERVED, COME AND GET IT!

[meowme9912]

He didnt just do one noise, he grocoughurgled! (growled coughed and gurgled! :*)

[oOBiohazardxOo]

YOUR WORDS MEAN SHIT TOO ME!

[duck74UK]

ding dong ding dong ding dong!

I AM NOT A METAL MORON

MY SAFEHOUSE

[darkspinesonic3]

The Churchguy had a sex change in my game. A man to a witch... Creepy

[Jrto66]

@darkspinesonic3 That's impossible. Unless you used codes. Normally it's a 50% percent chance of Boomer, and 25% of a hunter or smoker

[darkspinesonic3]

@Jrto66 No codes, it may have something to do with the map, it was an addon map

[Seamaid96]

... that man is a great voice actor.

Better safe than sorry... better safe than sorry... better safe than sorry...

[XColonelPanicx]

He sounds like a scout and he sounds like he's talking to his wife....

[BloXboX37]

He gets infected. When you enter the room hes either a Hunter, Boomer or a Smoker ... Poor guy lol

[Zorritoblack17]

am.. jockey anyone? 1:25

[TARINunit9]

I trusted you. You said you weren't a Spy! Then you stabbed me! That's...

No. No! This is my Dispenser! You got that?! My Dispenser!

BOINK BONK!! BOINK BONK!!

[LuluCCForevergeass]

Since when did blood become fancy?

[LuluCCForevergeass]

There was a video made that if you edit some of the game files, he will turn into a common infected with the skin of a tank or a witch. Again, it will only happen if you EDIT THE GAME FILES. It's in video, search: Messing with the Church Guy

[azkni]

LOL fancy blood :3

[katoray88]

ding dong?

better safe then sorry?

sorry i didnt catch that... try repeating it about seven more times lol

[Christinechiam]

1:38 sounds like he's farting lol.

[Water1699]

'Sounds like the Scout or Yosuke from Persona 4.

[VampArtemis]

I <3 Churchguy

[Silverrdragons]

Ding dong... DING DONG!

[Decker654]

The red writing "Better safe than sorry" upstairs is his last words he wrote before he turned into a smoker.

[KizexKizzy]

@Decker654 Or a boomer, or a hunter~

No Tank or Witch though, thank goodness! DX

[Decker654]

@KizexKizzy That would be terrible!

[KizexKizzy]

@Decker654 Totally. So glad it's impossible! D:

[ruby1417]

@Decker654 Actually there is a 50% chance of him becoming a boomer and 25% chance of him becoming a smoker or a hunter.You just gotta listen if he growls=hunter

if he coughs=smoker

if he gurgles like hes holdin' in his puke=boomer

Hope it helped :D

[Lolonautics]

@Decker654 or a boomer, or a hunter.

[animalofDOOM10]

I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! the l4d cold war.

[animalofDOOM10]

I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! I am going to ring the bell! OH SHIT IM A FUCKING ZOMBIE!

[kevmizter5]

this guy has one too many bonks.

[firetamer102]

actually, considerring that the survivors where carriers, he was clever enough to stop them :o

[Superfiedbank]

His transforming dialogue is the coolest thing I've ever heard!

[PrivateJoker212]

i think he took to many pills, or bonk

[PrivateJoker212]

i think he took to many pills

[TonkkaX]

FIrst he Rings the Bells to get you killed and then he Kills him self. WHAT A DICK

[littleNorwegians]

1:13 Hey, he's shapeshifting into an undead guy.

[EducationBrainpop]

"IM NOT A MENTAL MORON" 1 minute later DING DONG DING DONG DINNERS SERVED COME AND GET IT DING DONG

[DoctorYoda1]

@EducationBrainpop a mental moron is someone who has a very low IQ, the church guy is just insane...

[ksad96]

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[agentP77]

what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

[Chaofanatic]

0:14

He's just jealous that you actually HAVE blood...

Heavy punched out all of his...

[Companioncube12]

YES, FOR FUCKS SAKE WE KNOW THATS THE SCOUTS VOICE!

[rabidcowcat65]

His "scoutness" is most apparent at 2:44.

[NeoSpeedfire]

SCOUT IS CHURCHGUY!

[PureReferenceAccount]

Poor Scout, the Red Spy finally got to him.

[Rave7557]

That Churchguy is a Scout!!!

[pkcrossing89]

This is what really happens when Red Scout drinks Blu Bonk.

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

I'M NOT LETTING YOU IN UNTIL I'M SURE YOU HAVE A DISPENSER!

um

[CoDWikiTMOI]

You guys realize team fortress is made by the same people as L4D, so of course there are recycled voice actors, right?

[savage495]

bonk

[Jimmynela667]

"were arguing with our lives here with a forsaken mental moron" -Bill

"I AM NOT A MENTAL MORON" -CG XD

[Thepro98]

I love his... DING DONG!

[TheLostplanet979]

i never herd him getting infected like that

[connor9824]

@TheLostplanet979 because your too busy listening to your friends getting raped

[Stormcat1]

Stay strong Scoot! Spy is coming to rescue you in his helicopter... Whaddaya mean he doesn't show up 'til the sequel?

[KnowNoFear313]

Too much BONK!

[poochika278]

9 people missed the like button. I can't wait to meet him.

[ThatFuckingMudkip]

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!

[Afterburner215]

not infected? NOT INFECTED?

'flails arms'

[IMFAgent1]

I AM NOT A MENTAL MORON >:C

[Afterburner215]

he coughs and kind of chokes before he goes silent, which is kind of proof that he becomes a smoker.

[joey07141]

@Afterburner215 actually in the games files there is a 50% of him being a boomer and 25% of him being a charger and 25% of a hunter

[Ktwonnn]

@joey07141

charger? this is l4d not l4d2

[Afterburner215]

@joey07141 dont you mean smoker rather than charger.

[ericmurrayftw]

what is the scout doing in the church?

[ShadowKNighT788]

crazy

I Would be like that if there were infected crawling all over too

[wiseguy69792]

ive seen a common infected that said heelp me but really scrapy

[xMachetePhil]

Interesting I've never seen the scout when he's freaking out

[Pokemonfanzo]

Wow. Now I agree with people that say he`s a dick.

[JustCloudless]

@Pokemonfanzo he's not. the infection had already gotten to him at this point, and it was probably making him act this way.

[Pokemonfanzo]

@JustCloudless SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM A DICK

[ninjacat123]

that scout is an infected!

[hamoun10]

Here a few tips for u guys about him...

If he growls=hunter

If he gurgles=boomer

If he coughs=smoker

There is a very rare chance that it will mix up.

If u look in the file Left4dead/scripts/population

You will learn he only turns into those 3 infected

[linkieloos]

Here's my little idea about this guy he was originally a Scout on the Red teamuntil an engineer created a dimensional teleporter. When he entered he ended up in Ravenholm in the HL 2 universe but was saved from the zombies by father Grigori, although he was traumatised by the experiance. While in the church he found a resistence teleportation device. He went through and ended up in modern day Pennsylvania outsude another church then...well you guys know the rest. lol

[giulianoisthebestyep]

1:12 is scary shit....

[blader09111]

is scout keeping francis bill zoey and louis out in a horde?;

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

i feel bad for this guy. but then again i feel bad for everybody in the game, the suvivors,the infected, the survivors that write in the safe rooms, the survivors that get away and the ones that dont

[magmablock]

SCOUT IS INFECTED!!

[82Wafflez]

@magmablock Actually the voice actor is the scout.

[magmablock]

@82Wafflez thatsthejoke.wmv

[kizuhara]

You think you're special with your leather jackets and your fancy blood!?

[zenmother22]

@kizuhara

GO AWAY! NO ONE GETS IN!

[Karampole217]

SCOUT!!!!!!!

[MetalDude87100]

@Karampole217 its the same voice actor

[Karampole217]

@MetalDude87100 thats why i said SCOUT!!!!!!

[KFreeMan917]

At 1:38 it sounds like he farted XD

[jasonz777z]

@KFreeMan917

Naah, he's constipating...

[umean123]

why do they call him church guy... he isnt even in a church ... atleast i think

[alwayspink07]

@umean123 He is in a church..lol...the entire chapter is called The Church.

[NawKeeSha]

1:14 to 1:49 is CREEEEPYYYYY

[LykosRex]

Bonk!

[animalofDOOM10]

ya totally the scout gone loco. apparently he got infected by the screamer (cut zombie in an insane asylum jacket)

[umean123]

@animalofDOOM10 screamer whas an old design for a special infected capable of controlling the horde

[GameFreak982928]

.... can anyone else see the Scout saying these things?

[thehumor]

scout got mental

[RollingDonutz]

DING DONG! DING DONG!

[Takuthecheese]

@RollingDonutz

YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE COPS!!!!!!!1one

[M30W3R]

That's what happens when there's just one last scout on the team on arena.

[PluckTheTurkey]

Was...Was I the only one who thought pervy when listening to this?

[Rawrandblar]

Nice hustle tons for fun next time eat a salad....

[Nattacus]

I, hate! SANDWICHES!

[DBSxBulldozer]

who the fuck bit him?

[Linkisthalo]

Better safe than sorry.

[keybladedudeman]

lol him turning into and infected 1:15

[tvrockz]

SCOUT IS CHURCHGUY!

[burntbowser]

@tvrockz no shit

[Balphezar]

"You said you were immune... you said you were immune... I can't believe he bit me... no, don't get fooled twice... better safe than sorry better safe than sorry better safe than sorry... What? Who's there? Is someone there?! I can hear you out there! Nononono, you said that last time! You said that last time! No, MY safehouse! I've got the bell! Go away! Ding Dong! DING DONG! Dinner's Served, COME AND GET IT!"

[miquisrule]

he needs a despenser in that curch

[Y05H1ROX]

Church Guy-Better safe than... BLARGHAGAHA...

My Impression- Just perfect!

[DBZkamek]

Scout got into l4d and went crazy

lol

[imascatmanworld]

@DBZkamek probly cuase his team bit him like he trusted them

[mewpsypokes]

@DBZkamek Wow.... you're right...

[TemariMan]

"better safe than....WRAWRAH!"

[TemariMan]

DING DONG DING DONG

[clonemaster1]

well the guy voicing him also voiced the scout

[MegaDoomsday123]

yay it's Scoutie !!1

[GORILLAZGIRL106]

damn this guys loony...but ya gotta love him.

[MegaDoomsday123]

if you play in left 4 dead when you go inside the church safehouse, it is really obvious that "he" is a girl

[wandering1976]

@MegaDoomsday123 Thats just another survivor that he let in and she bit him, so Church Guy killed her. He turns into a special infected.

[MegaDoomsday123]

sounds like scoutie

[Karmwarrior]

@MegaDoomsday123

It's the same voice actor

[XxsoxitxgoesxX]

Is it just me or does he sometimes sound like he's going to turn into a Jockey? I know this is L4D but I thought he sounded like a Jockey.

[Kwikpix12]

Hot damn, Church Guy's crazy. What's funny is I've always loved him, and whenever he said he was gonna ring the bell, my friends sighed and got pissed, I giggled at his "DING DONG!!" and constant, "YOUR WORDS ARE SHIT TO ME!"'s and fought through it all. It was extremely sad to see him turn into a zombie though. Gotta <3 Church Guy.

[steel2fist]

hahhaha funny this guy was crazy....... lol but funny !!!

[Sacha6134]

"Get ready for the test!... BONK"

[Emilywoods1]

better safe than sorry

[The343Player]

ding dong!!!....DING DONG!!!!

[RAWRDOMORAWR]

Right after he turns to a Special Zombie:

THIS DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.

[JokersSword]

BONK!

[BlackJack10183]

Isn't that the same voice actor for the Scout on Team Fortress 2?

[Minnakht23]

YUS it is

[AmmyandIssun]

Yes

Just like the guy from Death Tolls finale(Guy on the radio) also does the voice of The Sniper

[stevenedb]

@BlackJack10183 It's the same voice actor

[purpleblah2]

@BlackJack10183 Yep.