The Dallas Zoo

[tbone1143]

Oh my gosh, that is so funny.......and your mom sounds like a great lady... Doug =)

[DawndeeDALLAS]

Not so crazy about the Dallas zoo. I took my boys to the Fort Worth zoo when they were little and they have a big glass where you can be right up to the chimps and they mimicked the things my kids were doing... we could not stop laughing....I dont think I could have stood the urine smell ....Do you ever come back to Texas?

[qiranger]

@DawndeeDALLAS I don't think I've been back to Texas since 1984. We used to go to May Fest at the Ft. Worth Zoo!

[softypapa]

Great story! Thanks for sharing! ~Kurt :-)

[johnhkshin]

haha. nice mom! my mom is nice too! ;)

[fehquig]

Heavy duty cat piss LMAO

[bbkmomma]

Your Dallas friend says - this story ROCKS! Thanks so much for sharing. Do you think I should send this to the current leaders of the Dallas Zoo??

[qiranger]

@bbkmomma LOL - I'm sure they'd get a kick out of it!

[nivlas1]

Ah, good story! I'm smiling again! And your mother has a wonderful voice. (And the B&W was a touching touch). More, Q.

[qiranger]

@nivlas1 ;-) Glad you enjoyed the story by my mother and the effects! Thanks!

[wbrutus22]

haha..."he had some range on that Urine"

[qiranger]

@wbrutus22 RANGE in deed!

[stuffnnonsense]

Every holiday (or significant outing) needs an experience like this. It's very bad when it happens, but the war stories are worth it. Makes a normal bland holiday a special one.

[qiranger]

@stuffnnonsense Very true!

[thizizliz]

Epic story!! I love it. 

[qiranger]

@thizizliz Glad you did!

[EvannRachel]

Hahaha, this is great.

[qiranger]

@EvannRachel ;-)

[TheFaustianMan]

I was at a zoo, and the damn Cheetah escaped RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. luckily it was well fed, and just stayed there. Yikes!

You mom sounds cool.

[qiranger]

@TheFaustianMan Now, that is an awesome story!

[JimmerSD]

I have a similar story. But it has to do with the San Antonio Zoo, Monkeys and ...ummm..pooo. Ewww..

[qiranger]

@JimmerSD ewwwwwww in deed!

[thechoos]

lol!! mommy's boy!!!

[qiranger]

@thechoos ;-)

[queerion]

i live in dallas :D

[qiranger]

@queerion Sweet!

[qiranger]

@echomiketwo Oy!!!!

[boodoochild]

I really love your mother's voice. so sweet.

[qiranger]

@boodoochild Thank you!

[sunsetlover]

oh I love your mother.... she sounds soooo sweet

[qiranger]

@sunsetlover That she is!

[4q2pab]

I have taken "The French Shower" (Perfume...FYI) several times.

[qiranger]

@4q2pab LOL

[GreenEggsAndHamster]

Haahaha! Wow, I can't say that's ever happened to me. Every day we can find something to be grateful for! Thanks for the laugh!

[qiranger]

@GreenEggsAndHamster you're welcome!

[TyYann]

Wow, what a story!

[qiranger]

@TyYann That it was!

[timido66]

LOL @ the story. Did you live in Dallas? I grew up and still live in Dallas.

[qiranger]

@timido66 I grew up in Ft. Worth.

[cheekychickenhead]

Wow lucky you peed on by a lion. Lion pee and Channel No 5. Awww what a lovely family memory.

[qiranger]

@cheekychickenhead It is a very vivid family memory.

[VirtuallyAddicted]

Reminds me of hygiene in the middle ages. :P

Course I'd probably want to pee on people if I was stuck in a cage, too. :O

[qiranger]

@VirtuallyAddicted LOL

[jerome1668]

hahaha !!! quite funny ! next time I will be careful when I go close to the lion cage

[qiranger]

@jerome1668 So true!

[208stroker1]

LOL very kool story with ur mum ......you know now that lion has marked u as his territory....?

[qiranger]

@208stroker1 ;-)

[n2882]

OMG~~~~~~~~~~~ How hilarious! Did you all leave the zoo right after that happened? Or did you still look around for a while? XDDDDD

[qiranger]

@n2882 We stayed the rest of the day!