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  • I actually did say yes...o:

  • ûhm_i_feel_sö_lÓñêlY_toÐãý

  • so weerd coz he used his normal voice.

  • lmfao dick and cock and penis was thrown around like an average word. :D nice

  • ohsnapitsalyssa 's clip was really funny!

    but dude! theirishthongdancers was really good! the guys who impersonated Chance is great, and there's really a long haired guy to impersonate swifty!

  • You should seriously do another contest like this :)

  • @paramoredemon96 ikr! i didnt no about him when he did this but if he did one now i would totally enter

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  • How did he hear me say yes in my head? (gasps) **whispering** he must be Jesus!

  • how did you hear me say yes .. o.0

    ps great videos im late i started watching them like 10 mins ago ~

  • The IrishThongDancers are freakin hilarious in real life too haha amazing singers haha

  • I think the beep beep dudes should have won. LOL

  • haha you're amazing

  • Hahaha lol!!!!!

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  • Wth they all have the same subject and its disturbing

  • Yes I'll take two I'm a guy also

  • this was posted on my birthday! :D

  • my favorite one is the chick. i think she did a very good job.

  • YES :D

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  • your eyes....

  • 1:16 the right chick is fcking hot D:

  • Im sorry i said yes

  • This was funny as hell (:

    But some of these are embarresing XD

  • llllllllooooooooooooooooooolll­lllllllllllllll

  • i'll send them as soon as i have time. lol :D

  • "its fucking gay"

    "i know, its AWESOME!"

    xD

  • haahahhahahaa

    "it was REALLY hard to pick a winner.

    So we picked a winner,"

  • the guy trying to sound like a mobster is a dooshbag

  • @RadioHyperactive you spelt "douche" wrong(:

  • @RadioHyperactive you spelt "douche" wrong(:

  • lmfao. xDD

  • he needs black hair again........

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  • sure he did i know i wanted to see who would notice swiftkaratechop your badass lol

  • hey i want pictures...

    hahah.. LOL

  • LOL swifty did u just comment on your own video? :3

  • i want the pics ;P

  • i sooo want the pictures!!!!!!

  • hahaha i love mini-chance??

  • matt is so sexy.

  • Happy LATE birthday! ILY!

  • ooohhhh emm geee

    hahha i cant believe armondo and sean wooon!!!

    hhahahha im sooo proud of them those little duooshess hahah

    love ya guys,

    <33

  • 1:42 OMG ITS JORDAN!!! ahaha i KNOW hiim xD

    how cool is that....

  • i would like the pictures of your PENIS

    asap its okay take your time

    ;D

  • i rather have the pictures thanks

  • lmfaooo I LOVE YOU SWIFTY AND CHANCE<333

  • the pictures =)

  • DUDE.

    I <3 chance.

  • OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

    he looks like chance to!

  • aha i wouldn't mind some pictures ;D

  • yes i want pictures

  • what espisode of ask swifty is the one where he tries to eat his own dick ?

    i was looking for it, but i can't find it.

  • twenty-two

  • naked pics please?

  • wow my mom said she wanted naked pix insted of da shirt!XD

  • wow that must b akward

  • From now on, it will forever be known as the 'beep tub'.

  • to morganxolovee lol

    i didnt mean it in that was y

    just a joke lol

    and none taken

    ahah ;P

  • i said yes but i didnt win eitherr ]=

  • I cant tell if its cause im drunk or not, but youre very funny!

  • i said yes.. but i didnt win...

    sad face =(

  • I loved 0:33 - 2:52 which is the vids sent in... and what he showed... lol? fail? PWNED!

  • LMAO the kid at 1:41 remind me of my friend cody at school hahaha they talk exactly the same

  • MATT! do a video in just your pants PLEASE

    only to show how muscly you are ......

    urmm....nothing else.......cough....

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ...

    lmao

    youre awsum. :P

  • to sheydasauras :: thats kinda creeper... no offense :]

  • omg that wuld make my day! that wuld be hott!!!!

  • NON NOM NOM NOM!!!!! oooohhhh lmfao I luv that one... *sigh*

  • as soon as you have time you say? hmmmmm negatives? XD jk

  • why are you incredibly sexy Matt?! ;D

  • I love you Swiftkaratehop and your humor and red velvet background!

  • random much? lol man i love you videos.

    Keep up the good work

  • lol naked pikks? (;

    eww jkk suciiooo !

    :D

    lol

  • you lost the game youtube. :)

  • IM JOHNNY THOR IM GONNA BREAK YOUR DICK

  • i want them

  • LMAO TO THE WINNER xD

  • The video that won is HILARIOUS!!

  • you changed. :/

  • send me some piccyys :) <3

  • <3 swifty

  • y r ur blue balls so linty?

  • its peach fuz....

  • Why is that like what he is soo not good like us i make very look at me i like us you make ADJECTIVSor to make LOo0K at her im BORED

  • send me some naked pics!! lol..

    im not kidding :|

    or maybe just half naked?

    hehe :|

  • bwahahahhahaahhahahahahahah

    nom nom nom i ate a dick

  • I'd hug you but you kinda shot my arms off the last time I tried.

  • "That's right I licked em" Lolz

  • haha great vid dude another video that made me laugh eaen though you barely did anything but still funny and those blues balls ummm yea a question are those your balls cut off with multiple bruises? haha joking

  • hes from alabama

  • where are you from? i like your accent haha

  • he's from alabama but i think he's italian with a combination with a lot of other countries ^^

  • i wanna picture!!! :D

  • HAHAHAHAH! I love the last one!

  • if you would be naked without a shirt... you wouldnt be wearing pants.

  • I know this is really random, but you have really pretty eyes O__O

  • "hey want to join lockerz? ill send you an invite just send me ur email look at youtube vids about lockerz and ull know what it is its AWESOME!!!!!"

  • who first time i watched this wen u asked iif i wanted nude pics i was like yes and i scrame it and u just happened to be like whoa did u hear this guy

  • um....yes

    nah, just kidding

    (but seriously, yes)

  • YES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh. LOL.

  • I typed swift karate chop into an anagram thing and it came up with:

    FREAK THIS COWPAT

    haha......

  • Fucking kid sounds JUST LIKE Chance! Hahaha.

  • is chance.. like yo girlfriend or smth'.. ??

  • you lost the game.

  • Fuck you.

  • "oh im just going to get this magazi- nom nom nom nom. "

    hilarious. :}

  • alyssa omg :3

  • YES i want some! >;D

  • Get out of the beep tub.

  • Those blue balls haunt me in my sleep.

    0_0

  • my bawls itch.

  • I will send them as soon as i have time lmfao

  • i go to school with chance....im gonna pimp slap him

  • lols i wants the nude pics lols

  • Lmfao

    RCHPpwns was hilarious lol

  • Do you guys really think he's funny?

  • YES. Matt is not only hilarious, he is a major cutie!

  • he was

  • yes

  • The kids at 1:03 = GENIUS!

  • dude those frikken kids who won were amazing.

    nailed every detail.

    even looked like chance.

    :D

    WTF!? <3

  • 0.08 hahaha

  • "yea, i licked em" xD lmaoo

  • ill take those pics

  • Oh my god that was hilarious hahahaha

  • he fucking look like chance xd

  • lol... i said yes... but... i'm a girl... as far as i'm concerned XD

  • That kid sounds just like chance! Kinda looks like him too.

  • omg am I weird? cuz... i want those pics $:$:$:$

  • dude im pretty sure every girl who watches him would love those pics cuz i know i do ;D

    lolz

  • i want the pics. NOW.

  • im ganna eat my own cock num num num lollolollolololollolololollolo­lollololollol

  • i'm portuguese and I absolutely love your videos (: I watch them EVERYWHERE and people think I'm retarded , but that's ok, because I am a little retarded xD

  • those guys won. fuck they derserved it man theres was funny shit. the scream was classic :D

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  • how the ***k did you know that i said yes?

  • You lost the game... again

  • You lost the game.

  • omg, i hate you...

  • why do you watch then

  • ROFLFLLF,, dude please do something like this again..this video rocked..

  • wat is the guys channel called that did the chance scream?

  • how the hell you know i said yes XD

  • thank you swiftyy! :)

    we had a fun time making this,

    me and my little brother Mark (the one beeping in our video) watched this and when you mentioned naked pictures and said "... unless you want them" Mark totally said "maybe..." with a little smirk on his face.

    XD

    we love you!!

  • LOL!

  • Hahaha you're awesome!!

  • xDDDDD

    i toatally said yes

    xD

  • Yes Be naked =)

  • Which video was the girl from? The Sucking ur own dick? She was hilarious

  • oooh swifty, you're smart! You're smart!

  • Rashnu,

    Lmfaoooo.

  • That kid kinda even looks like Chance. XD

  • i love the nom nom dick munch girl

  • Im laughing at the winder too :D

  • im not a conest winner but can i still have the naked pictures? :)

    lol jk

    love ya

  • I'd take the naked pics !

    Hahaha

  • beep xD

  • lol

  • LOL

    u´re right I´m so perverted !!!

    Love you dude :D

  • gay babies!

  • dead babies!

  • every akward moment a gay baby is born.

  • you 'n those blue ballz just made my day ;D!

    bahaha x]

    LOVE YOU <3333

  • Matt if you send me pics of you naked I will hunt you down and rape you. But I don't think you would consider it rape. I love you!!!! Alrighty then... That's not awkward. ^_^ WOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!! bye!

  • the kid that one looked like a mini chance

  • n_n

    send me the pictures and ill be your best friend.

  • Why is half of your moustache shaved off? XP

  • LOL blue ballsXD u totally made my day<3

  • hahaha

    the winner sounded JUST LIKE CHANCE!!!!!!!!

    :D

  • send that shit

  • dude i want those picxxxx

  • Lol yeah it's funny what one person's fuck up can spark on the internet *cough*kanye*cough*

  • :( im getting bored with swifty......aghhh done make me unsubscribe D:

  • keep your 'what's-up' to yourself......if you said that to anyone in the UK it would be punch-up city

  • YEAH I DO lol

  • the first girl is the best xD LOL, but not as good as you : D

  • I want um :DDD