AN0NYM0US - WAR on SCIENT0L0GY (Paul Fetch)

[Druid2068]

how many annonymous supporters have seen the fox news report? Take a look if not, annonymous is evil.

[dragonwagon22]

I have seen the fox news report and i urge you not to trust everything you see and hear in the media. Anonymous is not a group of "haters" or criminals, we are not evil and have no evil intentions. I cannot speak for everyone in Anonymous, but the vast majority are not bad people. For your own sake, please do your own research into Anonymous and disregard everything you hear coming from FOX and Fetch ♥

[hoobnitz]

So how are you any different from the attention whores you speak of, Mr if you don't know who i am you must have been living under a rock. Jesus stop trying to claim that you are better than the newfags, do you realise that like 80% of your subscribers and views are these newfags you speak of?

[Skuller74]

ebaums, there is failure in your /b/logic!

3. Never watch his videos ever again

4. Copy and paste this message onto his videos

lolwut

[DeimosSaturn]

pime taradox

[Drakoman07]

AND EVEN MENTALLY RETARDED PEOPLE

[theSecondedREvoLUtio]

dont listen to him the new fags did not do this anon did we are getting more violent and kill all sicentoligist

[lulzymous]

OH SHI-

he learned you can put a 0 in place of O

[Suu100]

oh the lulz

[Anonymous798208]

Tool

[amartin321]

this guy is sad

[darkphotn]

Paul Fetch just wants people to pay attention to him. Poor Paul Fetch. It must suck to be so lonely. :)

At least he got eBaum's world right. :)

[XsweetsacraficeX]

is that really his?

[Redimus]

LMAO! You've been lied to spanky. Enjoy your AIDs. ;)

[KPMGpwc516]

those damn newfags from e/b/aums world!!11!!

[KPMGpwc516]

those damn newfags from e/b/aums world!!11!!

[lolxenulol]

LUL. your made of epic fail

[tiagoaoa]

Damn you, newfags! That's why you're the cancer that's... wait, what?!

[binboyuk]

u make it sound like we care about u... lol

[Freakyboy117]

I fucking lol'd.

Your level of fail is so immense it actually generates massive amounts of win.

tl;dr: paul fetch is one fucking epic troll.

[binboyuk]

LOLOLOLOLOOLOOOLOLOLOL! he said that newfags too the credit for anon! ROFL!

[Asuomynoa]

It's less likely than you think!

[akashasman]

I SAY FUCK SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!

IM A CHRISTIAN AND I BELIVE IN GOD SO FUCK ALL U BITCHES IN SCIENTOLOGY ESPECILY(im not sure how to spell that word) TOM CRUISE

FUCK U BITCHES DOWN WITH SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!

[boomtastic67]

I dont think I've ever heard "I'm a Christian" and the word "Fuck" in the same sentence. (Except for the previous sentence)

[NEDMKitty]

Your entire existence can easily be summarized in one word : Tool.

[EpsilonEnsis]

fetch, i speak for all of anon when i say this:

you are a dumbshit. dont even bother lurking more.

[Bry56]

Paul Fetch is really egotistical and really misinformed.

[40PoundBaby]

Dude, you got it backwards!

Newfags are the protesters,

Oldfags like me are the ones who have been threatening you. Fag.

[lololAdamlolol]

Lurk moar.

newfags can't do any of the things you mentioned.

Also: Rules 1 & 2.

[tripletrules]

Rules 1 & 2 dude.

[ILOVEVENOMFANGX]

Fuck that noise. Everyone already knows about the "Secret Websites." There was no such thing as Rules 1 & 2 when I first found 4chan back in 2004, and "Anonymous does not forgive" was an inside joke insinuating that everyone posting under the name "Anonymous" was a single irate 12-year-old.

[TheChristianCrusader]

Rules 1 & 2 only applies to raids, newfag.

[ILOVEVENOMFANGX]

Anonymous started on 4chan.org in 2003 for the purposes of distributing pornography and laughing at the same jokes over and over again. That's all.

[IamAlwaysRight]

this fucking loser should stfu. looks like he thinks hes actually good and important lol...

[jimboa20]

Wow, only a total idiot such as yourself could so completely miss the point behind the targeting of Co$

[terrasidius]

So your a sci-fag sympathizer aswell hey? You just made the list...expect strange going on...

[Daniel2200]

It's "beginning" LEARN 2 SPELL.

[Lazario2006]

I'm very confused.

[Anonurlaine]

You've got it backwards buddy. The Newfags are the ones that protest in masks and think they're doing good.

[ultrahappyfunsquad]

SERIOUS BUSINESSSSS HAHAHAHA

[Jackalz]

Hahaha!

[WestCoastAnon]

He made it soiund like we were supprised it wasnt all about him

(at begining)

[terrasidius]

Haha totally, Paul Felch is a FAGGAWT. :D

[Th1sx1sxSp4rt4]

Paul Fetch = massive, massive troll?

[sl0wm0]

Paul Fetch = massive, massive douche

[jfc1986]

For some of the people who've been living under a rock, I'm Pail Fetch! I invented the internet! I also invented the sport we know as cricket.

[Anonwin]

Damn Ebaumsworld.

Terrible troll is terrible.

[FaustTheUndying]

...

[Bostachi]

How dare he desecrate the music of Israel Kamakawiwoʻole.

[Nobite735]

ok WTF, we have nothin 2 do with v for vendetta, ppl only use masx cuz its cool and ez 2 get everywhere in teh wr0ld,

"newfags" are not a group its a type of people.

[Nobite735]

fetch, we're all anons here on youtube lolz

[mrbetch]

I love it how he tries to act like he's majorly popular.

He is infamous. No one cares what he has to say.

[CoAdY195]

"Incase you've been living under a rock"

He must be kidding, the only people who watch is Anon and there supporters...

[KhrisNZ]

infamous means famous for a bad deed. He is UNFAMOUS!

[sl0wm0]

Haha I don't think you know what infamous means. Infamous means he's famous but not in a good way

[14K3vin14]

LOL

[Anonymousfelix]

Mr Fetch, you are a newfag, you have "an" idea of what the hell is going on, but your information is sketchy and flawed and wrong in so many places... I can tell, your heart is in the right place, but you're still a fucking moron...

[Audilame]

Lmao, don't really care much about this; He technically is a 'newfag' but like them all will straighten out... he's just a weird.... very weird... newfag.

Anywayz, I <3 the picture of BUSH going up as he starts to talk about retards. XD Lulzy.

[blackking1]

Yup; serious business!

[jiujitsu909]

flaged

[canibalgofer]

you know nothing of scientology

[poeticthief]

wah? I thought Anonymous started with moot and 4chan and then to 7chan and then to that failure of a 420chan.

[Bladedude679]

God dammit. Follow the rules.

[Knarf009]

Hahaha any Anon bashing fetch need to GB2SCHOOL because you obviously fail to realize that he is being sarcastic for the most part. Newfags congregating on Ebaums world is a joke, it comes from the substitution of 4chan for ebaumsworld during raids. Notice he never mentioned 4chan, only gay 7 chan? The new Newfags are the cancer killing /b/ and bashing on a funnyman.

[polaraple]

What a retard...

[KaliberKing]

ther r no girlz on teh internetz!!

lulz wut

[unkysam]

tl;dr

[supr4]

Yeah, lets kill all the newfags

[mrbetch]

I'm starting a Mr.Betch thing on youtube.

Lol@ScifagSpi

[GruntyAssassin]

We are from ebaumsworld? fohguild?

You are fucking retarded if you think we congregate on ebaums or anyother site other than a chan.

Newfags come from the chans dumbass.

Fuck you.

Also, cock.

[g0blin]

Fetch is a homo

[stu9191]

Haha, I thought you were against Anonymous. It seems you've changed your tune. You compared them to the KKK and then said they were worse than them. If you're going to change your opinion atleast admit you're wrong and apologise to anybody you may have targeted in your wrong doings. Another thing i've noticed is that you talk about having high view rates. The majority of these views are from people watching purely to see how much of a fucking dick you are.

[Ebaumsfault]

wow, rofl

FUCKING EBAUMS

[goodbye41]

idk it sounded like a genuine argument to me but I'll have to research a bit..

[Necr0manzer]

Wait, war on Anonymous?

Didn't know I was at war =(

Srsly, you've got to tell us that stuff!

Love & kisses & shit.

[IcarusTrebonius]

For some of the people who might have been living underneath a rock, I'm Paul Fetch.

*pause*

[fightthebastards]

Jeez Fetch you guys write the worst scripts. As if you hadn't made it obvious enough that you're a Scientologist you go and prove it again with this $cientology propaganda.

[Mimegirly]

VOUS N'ETES PAS TRES SAGE

[Anonyz]

wat

[arsenicone]

I don't know if uploading videos of you bitching counts as "going to war"

[Tylhadras]

Obvious troll is obvious, I mean, how can you be so wrong...

[ace142]

dude the internets is serious bussines

[NikitaLion]

you got you one- star- ratings from your war on anonymous.

[TheFireofDelight]

Yo fetch. I'm an anon, and while your video was horrendously reseached, I must admit that I laughed when you showed the pic of bush. But uh, srsly, read wikichan or ED then redo this.

[jordanhass]

so to get this straight... there are 2 anonymous...eses?

"newfags" from EBAUMS and "other"...

Okie Doke Fetch, thanks for the memo!

[jmakobi]

ah, i see -- newfags are a group from ebaumsworld trashing the name of anonymous. kudos to your anonymous infiltration team, mr fetch.

[zackorith]

newfags.... 7chan..... ebaums world.... scientology trying to change the world....

lurk mour, also GTFO NEWFAGS

[smidge182]

ebaums newfags did it

[TehKoolGeek]

.........Umm ...wow

[zeldarealms]

You are one hell of a scientologist.

[RobertPwnage]

They were never at war with you. You fail. You just decided to say you were at war to attract attention to yourself.

[prjuni]

lol new fags. /facepalm mr fetch

[edudcixlsyd]

facepalm.jpg

[404inet]

well I'm convinced, life long ... well, anon from the old SA days without the chans.

Mr. Fetch knows nothing about nothing. Good work Mr. know absolutely nothing.

[ConradW]

finally.

somebody sees who was causing it all: Ebaums!

[nCrybaby]

I was convinced from the very start. You an epic troll...

[MercilessLiberty]

What a self proclaiming fag. Try saying "Have you been living under a rock? I'M PAUL FETCH" to someone on the streets.. you'd get sanctioned into a home.

[SweetSacrifice92]

I have to agree. Too much self-importance here.

[funktapus]

Epic Troll is epic.

No non-anon could get the history of anon so perfectly wrong.

[soyanonymous]

You are a genius troll. I am convinced of that now.

[protoma]

guy fawkes. ever heard of him paul fetch?

[BlazethePorcupine]

fuck this

im goin back to my rock

[Urmean15]

7CHAN SUXX LOL

[Kilia40]

Good Xenu!! Stop SHOUTING, Moron!!

[Terryanon]

Fucking lol'd @ Ebaums. Now I'm sure Paul Fetch is a troll. For a while there, I really believed that such a raging idiot could actually exist.

[AnonMomAnon]

zomg! how could ANYTHING OR ANYONE in the whole universe be MORE important that PAUL FETCH? every paul fetch vid should only be about paul fetch! i'm disappointed in paul fetch for not promoting paul fetch in this vid. paul fetch should declare war on paul fetch & end paul fetch's total disregard for the AWESOMENESS that is PAUL FETCH!

GO PAUL FETCH: DEFEAT PAUL FETCH!

from a member of "team paul fetch!" paul fetch & the rest of our group have been fighting paul fetch since 3/27/08.

[RTek86]

Fetch, bite us.

Oh, and LURK MOAR

[Jigore]

I think I slept under a rock for some time...

Who is this faggot?

and why does M:I(in wich scilon messiah Tum cruz is playing) soudtrack playing in the back while he piss on anon?

[HerrSchenkel]

Well done, Mr. Fetch. You've managed to troll an epic group of trolls.

[XenuChan]

Trolling anon is like pissing in an ocean of piss...I guess fletch likes "watersports".

[Agnom]

Wow, I guess the $cientology is paying well enough for those wannabe Martin Luther Kings that are a dime a dozen...

GB2BED Fetchie...

If you want to listen to someone who cares about your nonsense, please go to your nearest "Church" of $cientology.

[GirlOnTheInternet]

Can I please go back under the rock now? Please, mommy? ;_;

[Eskimobob525767]

He's just an actor wanting attention.

[lachlan334]

THE NEWFAGS ARE FROM EBAUMS!

[Firestormpsion]

Get some facts straight...for example, it was only 72,000 MySpays passwords.

However, this only proves that Paul Fetch is the most winning troll ever.

[felix123321123]

I think you dont give a shit about this debate and just want to get exposure, Go buy yourself a giant mirror Paul if you love yourself so much you narcissic prick

[tearurthroatout]

Oh my god. he just doesn't know what hes saying...oh my god...

[dantesinferno80]

This video alone shows how little you know about the co$, and that alone invalidates the rest of what you say

[Caesar512]

Anonymous is from WAY before V for Vendetta.

Furthermore, you are a troll, Mr. Carnes.

[capnspiffy]

beginning*

[RuleTheWorld007]

The Internet

Serious business

lol

[barrelrole]

I've missed you fetchy

[darknesscheif64]

lmao nice said best by a new$ci fag

[tripletrules]

How could you use such an awesome song for your videos? That poor poor song.

[cdmanjak]

you have serious problems

[ronintheagressor]

Fake history is faaaake.

You are quite the troll Fetchy, quite the troll.

[anonymootle]

You're a scientology fag hey?

[FantabulousNoise]

get your facts straight

anonymous wasn't founded as an anti-COS group it was way before that

trying to alter the focus of your "war" towards "newfags" won't work

you don't know what newfags are

you have clearly attempted to rewrite history to suit your purposes and to attempt to protect yourself

[Yavvie]

You don't know shit and shit and your penis is small. Fetch here is a troll and a regular visitor to /l/. Much like I like dogs biting it's own tail -- you are starting to froth at the mouth.

[FantabulousNoise]

whether he visits /i/ or not is immaterial,

the fact of the matter is that he has tried and failed to start an internet jihad against anonymous, tried to rewrite history, and tried to make anonymous his personal army

I don't visit /I/, I'm not involved

ths shit storm is mildly entertaining though

what i said was fact, written in response to lies in said video

[poepiah1]

Paul paul paul... For god's sake... You seriously need to stop being an attention whore. You finally realized that your 15 minutes of fame were over by bashing anonymous so now you try to sympathize with us? Seriously man go be an hero already we all know its coming.

[anonazero]

p.s. people like you make this world a bad place to live in.

[anonazero]

nobody is going to threaten your life, idiot. you'll probably accidentally kill yourself in a really disgustingly funny way.

[CaptainInternets]

No, Paul, it's just that no one gives a shit about you. No rocks were involved.

Faggot

[TAC2487]

I understand where your coming from, but please stop acting like youtube revolves around you, i would say about....99.999% of youtube dosnt know or care who you are.

[femtoguts]

wow this is exactly how it did not start

[matthew72887]

IM PAUL FETCH

Yep, thats me. I mean nothing to the world. I am a nobody, i will die a sad lonely death.

[djhoody18]

The fact that the whole video consists of mindless blabber that even the biggest newfag couldn't muster proves Fetch is a troll.

[Rouben]

Hahaha, you are either an epic troll Anon, or really, really, really fucking stupid.

[combatwombat7]

there are still allot of people who do not know who you are, or care for that matter.

[cogwurx]

Begining

[JamesRhysEllis]

Holy shit you're stupid. Secretdox

[Lollerbates]

Stop feeding the troll damn it!

[photofroggy]

oh Jesus Christ....

[fiveoclockpunk]

uhh What the fuck is 7chan?

[Slyvexx]

its like 4chan with a 7

[recklessness1987]

newfag alert

[Slyvexx]

...ok no

[Hyperion395]

THANK YOU MR FETCH, j00 R THE AUTHORITY ON EVERYTHING! I bet when MrFetch drives by a car accidentent he thinks "I know as MrFetch... that I'm the only one who can really help them!"

[Sn00gans]

:facepalm.jpg:

wow... just... wow.

[wh33z3r]

the movie? you fucking jackass, it was a comic book first.

[Trollsagan]

Why dont you die, you're shit, you're a bother

[Supergaxx]

yes

its all true

except it all started on ebaums, and it is still going on there.

[Gelder70]

Haha, Mr. Fetch is fail. You know absolutely nothing.

[ParasiteZero]

Oh man, Fetch, dude, you know absolutley NOTHING!

[anonymous11229]

You could not have it any more wrong.

[ps2gether]

NEVER HEARD OF YOU

[Djelphan]

Curses, trolled again.

[jac0b1221]

LOl, ghey troll

[Mijitman4914]

took you long enough to figure out. your "spies" suck.

[SuicideScott]

Succesful troll is succesful.

And very amusing.

[anonymous3698]

either troll is troll

or fag is fag

[HetGezicht]

Where exactly are you getting your information? Just curious.

Oh, and answer my message please, kind sir.

[nightpotato]

BEST TROLL EVER

[j0rmis]

ANONYMOUS = SUCCESSFUL TROLL

[discordandruin]

Wow, your seriously detached from reality. You just post these without any real fact checking don't you?

[infernoofhopes]

LOL ! I didn't realize this is how anon started. LOL......god damn you have no idea ..

[brokenst33l]

Epic troll is epic.

Also, cocksucker wants to be anon leader.

[KillerWatermelon]

paul fetch ftw