Satan's Sex Ed Interview

[calebhickerson]

@larodem Actually in a way, yes. Given that it's a society that is passive about such sexual activity that leads to rape murder (Proverbs 14:12). Ted Bundy's sole explanation for his brutal rape/murders of so many innocent girls was solely an advancement from his pornography addiction. It's not about waiting until a certain point to have sex, it's about our society's digusting abuse of such a beautiful thing that leads to even more disgusting and depraved acts.

[finishstrongdoc]

Lotsa guys don't get it from what I understand by reading the comments here. Of course it sounds reasonable; that's the point, actually....to make it sound reasonable....and to get folks to believe Satan doesn't exist. So how can someone who doesn't exist sound reasonable? The mere fact that this is what most people think sounds reasonable proves Satan does exist. Truth is, Satan is eternal, and he's waiting for his reasonable believers in his non-existence. There's no suicide in Hell.

[wangcong314]

@finishstrongdoc The logic is reasonable. This does not prove that satan does or does not exist, i think. i.e. Th e principles in the bible sound reasonable, that does not prove god does exist. Or, i.e. evolution sounds reasonable. It is still is theory.

[finishstrongdoc]

@wangcong314 Here's a challenge to anyone: Try thinking only good thoughts for a week.

[stefen0603]

Of course he seems reasonable, that's why he is so effective at manipulating.

[Buck2120]

@stefen0603 or it could be the fact that he's reasonable.

[calebhickerson]

Total depravity is confirmed by the nature of most of these comments.

[larodem]

@calebhickerson Indeed! Sure, TV and radio may have shown you to all manner of depraved acts that go on in the world: Murder, rape, genocide, child abuse, but it was youtube that finally exposed you to the most abominable of all human behaviour: Thinking that premarital sex is´nt such a big deal.

[gazdutlow]

:) Just smiling at all the comments. Would you really like to hang with satan? Okie Dokie then. Remember Jesus loves you, and would rather you hang with Him in heaven. If you think this life satan is describing is good, you should try my Jesus <3

[headrebel1]

Is this supposed to make Satan seem evil? Cause he seems like a pretty reasonable guy, heck he's probably more sane than most people I've met. I'd love to buy that guy a beer frankly.

[Inbasul]

This guy is a pretty chill dude. I'd hang with him.

[cichytom]

LOL, haloween guy makes so much sense.

[rawhawk]

Ha, the irony that a church made a message thats suppose to be evil but really its just any normal person in a costume.

by the way Graig Groeschel I am an atheist but at least I know his name is Lucifer. Satan is just a title. Don't let this atheist deter you though, only difference in our beliefs is I believe in ONE less god than you :D

[calebhickerson]

@rawhawk Lucifer is actually just a name taken from church history and never shows up in scripture, where Satan is the appropriate name/title that is used throughout the BIble that means "accuser" and "opposer" Thanks for trying.

[lordlacolith]

I think Satan's a pretty cool guy, eh likes sex and doesn't afraid of anything.

[compactdisk2]

"Masturbation never hurt anyone" Why is the devil making completely reasonable points? This isn't doing anything to convince me that Christians aren't backwards, shame filled people afraid of their own bodies.

[draconacticus]

Satan gave us cats? Thanks Satan, you're actually a pretty cool guy!

[jablair51]

I couldn't find a single thing I disagreed with Satan on.

[pootube1982]

I feel that they missed a trick by not discussing fisting, personally I'd like to know the church's views on fisting, as they don't mention it I guess we need to presume it's ok.

[cublydolls]

what a nice, reasonable person satan is.

[BALAGU3RVI]

Wow, the first religious figure i can agree with. Also, he seems lie a cool guy. He tells it how it is. 

[Pranksterbator]

@BALAGU3RVI It's called sarcasm :D

[otakuadd]

This is very reasonable, I don't know what the church is trying to pull.

[TheAeuthentic]

Lolololol

[jteachey2]

Satan seems pretty cool.

[mikbetk]

I thought Satan was supposed to be evil. He's making complete sense. Huh... maybe all this time it was God who was the evil one.

[dobbs123456789]

Wow this is trolling taken to a new level. Bravo, Life Church you have achieved the pinnacle of inane youtube tripe .

[LadyZombieee]

i wanna be friends with satan.

[myjizzureye]

I am a bit confused, I got to admit I am finding it hard to spot something I don't agree with him on. I beat my dick like I caught it breaking into my house.

[SirSebastianWang]

God: genocidal, power-crazed maniac.

Satan: reasonable, honest individual.

I think there's a bit of a mix-up with who's in charge.

[RickyRecruit]

So who kills and tortures more people, God or Satan?

[LAVATORR]

Best part: Satan implying blowjobs were invented in the 90's.

[Trollygene]

"If a guy wants to be with another guy.Hey props to him.More chicks for the rest of us.Am i right?"

Lol,that was epic quote satan.xD

[dantdu]

This is GREAT! I wish my pastor at church had been as smart and reasonable as Satan when I was growing up! Keep up the good work Satan!

[Jennifer25801]

Wow...Satan makes a lot of sense. I don't know so much about the oral sex on the 1st date, but otherwise, he's spot on.

[hipstermi]

1:20 so "Satan" is pro masturbation. Are you Christians telling me you don't masturbate?

I know a Christian who is probably like 48 now and never married. He's supposed to have lived this sexless life all these decades because the Bible says so?

and ANY Christian who answers...I want to know if you were/ are a virgin before you got married and never masturbated.

[djchung92]

cats...haha

[adriakidd]

"thank god for masturbation,I don't do that" what a liar...

[TheAyauhcozamalotl]

people can't honestly believe this crap.

[Kal0wnsu]

after reading over these comments, i'm seriously worried about humanity's morals.

[DJpopel]

hahaha this was pretty funny. but seriously, that you church nutjobs actually worry about whether or not people are whacking showcases how unbelievably petty and small-minded you are. look at how fucked up our world is and you guys are honestly making an issue out of JACKING OFF! it is so ludicrous I am laughing about it right now as im typing. same with the fuckin homos, fer christs sake. I admit, it isnt exactly um.. natural but COME ON. go do something good and get yer noses out the gutter

[007CookieKiller]

After 2 months my brother came up 2 me with tears in his eyes & thanked me 4 loving him enough 2 catch him while he was falling, 4 limiting his time with playing violent video games 4 showing him the real love of God. 4 spanking his behind & saving him from sexual addiction. 4 cooking healthy meals 4 him 2 eat instead of always allowing him 2 eat junk food. Many of u don't like Jesus because he loves so much he disciplins u. btw this is my brothers user account. 

[007CookieKiller]

My little brother grew into a teenager & began 2 fall away from God & become defiant. My parents did nothing about it, his grades began 2 slip & they were angry @ him 4 most of the time. He was caught looking at porn & I extended grace 2 my brother & took care of him for a whole summer. During that time i made him go 2 church 2 days a week, he went 2 a youth convention, & we had daily Bible study & deep conversations. He fought against me 4 weeks & I loved & disciplined him through it.

[hipstermi]

@007CookieKiller

"During that time i made him go 2 church 2 days a week, he went 2 a youth convention, & we had daily Bible study & deep conversations. He fought against me 4 weeks & I loved & disciplined him through it."

MADE your brother go? That sounds like a crime- kidnapping.

And "disciplined" ? You as his NON parent just admitted to using physical force to MAKE him believe. That's how CULTS operate.

Even when I was a Christian, I was a big fan of free will.

[007CookieKiller]

U know why most of you agree with Satan? It's because he has no problem with u doing whatever u want because he doesn't care at all about u. He doesn't love u enough 2 correct u or 2 set rules 4 ur safety, & well-being. He could give less if u get pregnant & then ur boyfriend leaves u. He doesn't care if u get an STD go 2 jail or live a selfish lifestyle that will eventually leave u loveless. But God does & so like a good Father He sets rules, He requires selfish sacrifice.

[hipstermi]

@007CookieKiller

"U know why most of you agree with Satan? "

having never met Satan and having zero proof he even exists...i don't know if you or I agree with him more.

Unless you are referring to this ACTOR in the video with the cheap Halloween costume. Guess what? He's not really "Satan" anymore than Charleton Heston wasn't really Moses!

[Bagsy84]

It's funny and sad at the same time that those commenting on the video haven't noticed that this video was produced by Christians. Just look at the name of the uploader.

[hexum7]

HAIL SATAN!

[theatrelover100]

I agree with satan on everything but 'adultery.' This video is pretty funny though

[mrnorris88]

Haha, I love it, I still can't believe Christians see these things as 'bad'. It's really rather funny...I was going to say "Aren't they going to get a surprise when they die" but they won't..because they'll be dead.

[MetalPower86]

lol great video, I love watching people get worked up about this

[rsjfan]

Hello guys it's the DEVIL saying these things, and he's a liar so....what he's saying is not good, and that's the point of the video. Satan tries to get people to justify their sin.

[LAVATORR]

@rsjfan

Too bad sinning is awesome.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go eat some shellfish with a bunch of gay guys. I don't normally party that hard, but I want to be well-rested for a long day of work on the Sabbath.

[somekindofostrich]

@rsjfan Satan isn't real.

[neoncastlebleck]

You know, if you have a guy come on and say generally reasonable things, putting him in a costume will not make them any less reasonable.

[TheAdequateFilmmaker]

If Satan is saying all of these things as bad, then I am a Satanist.

[bendslikeawillow]

So, homosexuality, oral sex (in marriage??), and masterbation are ALL bad?? I'm really trying to get a grasp on how LifeChurch views these issues, and as funny as the satan videos are, they aren't helping. If anyone can shed some light on this, I'd appreciate it!

[jdnorrod]

If satan views something as good = they are bad. They are making fun of the way people think because people think the way that "satan" in this video talks.

[b0de]

homosexuality and masterbation are bad. homosexuality is considered a sin in the bible, and the act of masterbation itself isnt actually a sin since the bible doesnt actually say anything against it. The problem with masterbation is the lust part of it, if you have your spouse perform it then it isnt bad.  Oral sex also isnt a bad thing (in marriage). They're just saying that oral sex is still sex outside of marriage.

[killbill402]

This video looks like it's encouraging people to do wrong. Sex before marriage is wrong no matter how depraved the society gets.

[ExquisiteDelusions]

What alarms me is that these views are supposed to be seen as extreme.

[joshuarivera86]

Id buy this Satan a beer. if this is supposed to make me see sex as bad, it did the opposite. sorry LC

[Fadedpoetry123]

Satan makes sense to me!

[tremmortrevor]

satan's awesome XD

[theebadnun]

all he is is the little voice in the back of your mind-yes you shouldn't listen to him,but are you NOT going to?no-because your human and thats how god created us.and thats how the world goes round.

[phranksta]

So, what if kids think Satan is cool? I mean, he seems really cool, and they don't really give how he is wrong about what he says. LifeChurch is stupid.

[Trexboss]

Agreed

[jenn16z]

haha cool

[viciousanabear]

I'm not sure people realize that this kind of shows the mutual acceptance of being promiscuous now-a-days. Everything he is saying isn't okay, its just the thing to "do" now. It's not logical, just showing how the thoughts of the common individual in these days. Pretty right on. And pretty stomach turning. The church did a good job, honestly. :)

[glennfinito]

I like this satan character. I should hang out with him sometime.

[kungfuwookie]

apparently this church feels it supports their message to present satan as for the most part, a logical practical individual.

[johnnychunders]

Satan would obviously make an awesome roommate and/or lifelong friend!

[AHPMB]

So a Church put this together? I can only assume that the argument is that if Satan says it's good it must be bad. Only a church could create a scenario where the strawman they're trying to knock down is actually stronger than their argument.

[reflexrules]

Well Put.

[CaramelAnt]

Ironically counterproductive.

[horsesflu]

Damn, Satan seems like a really upstanding guy! I'd like to have a beer with him.

If what I get from this is correct, Satan isn't so bad - he's actually pretty sweet. I'd let him babysit my kids, or even borrow him my car (because you knolw every road he takes ends at a party).

[HuangGai]

My gosh, how could this not be a parody?

[girlwhatgoeszoom]

Wooooow.... your all thirteen years old, aren't you? Loosing your virginity is going to be remembered as one of the most awkward, and uncomfortable times of your life (physically, for women); Sex is part of life, and it shouldn't be built up for more than it actually is or shrouded in mystery. Seriously, read the Song of Solomon- breasts like deer and whatnot- the bible gets pretty graphic describing sex, and it's not always in an exclusive context. *cough*Bathsheeba*cough*

[nathansu2]

eh. this puts sex in a bad light. I am an athiest with some laveyan satanistic beliefs and there is some truth in this but there also isnt. for oral sex is proli not something someone should do while people havent been dating for a while. Also I believe in true LOVE before sex, not marriage before sex. marriage is simply a title saying that stable relationship for the rest of thier days.

[CINA3125]

Man, Satan has never been so reasonable. Much less annoying than Bible-thumping Christians.

[qwer99cross]

UR PATHETIC

[Joyride37]

This makes me realize how bogus Satan and materialism really is. Sure sexual freedom sounds good, but it only lasts so long and doesn't help on the day you stand before God's throne trying to explain your choices in life.

So that's why I say bug off Satan! I've got Jesus! And he PWNS you!

[StickySeatbelt]

and you know it's worth saving it for marriage. commitment and stuff. alot more special, or so it seems to me. people say you need to know eachother before marying and use that as an excuse for sex but hey why? because some people have fetishes? fetishes are sick lol.

[Joyride37]

Plus I think it's way more sweet and romantic if you save it for marriage, knowing that you and your spouse waited for each other. And that you'll get to share that special relationship them that person and no one else. ^_^

[jesusbabii33]

I personally think that you don't have to have sex ever. Even if you are with the one god made for you. Why make a child when you can just adopt a child that has already been born but has no parents or family?

[laffytiffy126]

I believe in Christ and I think this is exactly how satan looks at sex and I think we should avoid it, unless we're with the one God has made for us.

[selln]

yoo satan is fucking rad! im so glad christians invented him otherwise.... i wouldnt have a role model slash icon!

thank you christians! especially out in those red states!

the fact that you guys hate satan makes him that much cooler haha

dumbasses

[rocketman0352]

selln, I'm guessing that your education level isn't that high. I'm also willing to bet that you aren't the most physically fit person or the most popular at that. Your popularity source is only from the group of people who's parents didn't give them "enough" attention so they cried and cut their wrists and everything else. I'm willing to bet you smoke & drink. I'm also willing to bet that you are not happy with yourself. If I'm wrong at all, please let me know. But meanwhile, don't hate.

[muffinman3000]

lol you can tell he was caught off guard with masterbation

[goldengophs18]

I don't think alot of people realize that Craig Groeschel, is the man who made this. If you're a Christian, you shouldn't be offended by the video; the video is doing nothing more than putting Satan's views of the world into perspective based off of the cultural standards of todays world. It's supposed to be slightly comedic, yes, but in fact has more truth stored into it's meaning than most people think. Don't be mad at the video, just be a true Christian and fix whats wrong with the world. :)

[Dragondude1105]

I think it's hilarious how most people get offended by this. I mean come on. It's satire. why get all mad? people don't get hurt by masterbation, no, but sex itself tears people apart emotionally. get over it, there are LOTs of christians out there helping the world, the world just doesn't show a lot of it. For example, Hillsong Church, austrailia is goin everywhere! So shut your mouths you ignorant pricks and let us be who we are. we're not sueing seculars for bashing on us. just chill

[1myewneek]

Nothing is better than sex.

Masturbation is better nothing.

Thus

Masturbation is better than sex.

[Syntox]

I love how these religious types have no problem poking their noses into people's bedrooms, but when it comes to, oh I don't know, stopping Genocide or helping hungry people they are nowhere to be found?

[supernivea77]

Wow you know every Christian; how did you find time for that! Seriously, just messin' with you! I'm with you, we suck at what really matters that's why some of us are trying to change the mess everyone has made who came before us! Peace...J

[interneditor]

that is untrue us religious types as you call us serve God and we help by doing fun raising to help people and do missions trips. So don't say we are nowhere to be found we are found wherever God's work needs us to be.

[southernfriedbeans]

Their are some. But i've noticed they generally are too humble to mention their accomplishments. my cousin is a doctor and spent 3 years in africa. he rarely brings it up. Unfortunately, these truly selfless types are overshadowed by the numerous and outspoken critics whom treat their RELIGION more like a business.

[thefanson]

haha he seems so charming!

[OSCSuicide]

so wait, masturbation HAS hurt someone? You're doing it wrong.

[FanofFeynman]

What is amusing to me is that this video is supposed to make modern views seem silly by the fact that Satan holds them, when in fact they aren't that bad...

[CITYCHURCHchicago]

You guys rock. Mad props on the writers, editors and producers.

[chaosphobia]

SATAN IS THE MAN!!!

[PanicGhost3]

u worship satan?!

!

[chaosphobia]

I worship no one!!!

[syddws]

I don't think people should have sex at all. With todays technology we don't have to.

[nadae2]

ROFLMAO!!! X3

[wickedgiggle]

*goes to watch porn*

[socalsharon]

This video is sooooo right on. This is exactly what Satan wants people to believe. Kudos to the filmmakers. You rock. And, God rocks even more.

[JaxieBoy]

@socalsharon: It's sarcasm.

Don't you get it?

[socalsharon]

hi jaxieboy ... yes, i got it. i thought it was a clever way of exposing Satan's popular lies.

[rolpho]

Porno is awesome

[kingbarneyoflondon]

Thanks for the cats

[drxclassic]

wow. Who would honestly believe this guy? Jesus rules.

[illkill9]

I WILL DESTROY SATAN!!!!!

[ElToroFreak]

see satan is very open minded

[capitalchristianBOI]

Great video. Good presentation of the cultural norms that are fed to us on a daily basis.

[melymbrosia]

...You mean more chicks for us lesbians, right? LOL

If this video is not a joke in the vein of Landover Baptist Church... well, then it's an exercise in futility.

[CoagulatedMilk]

Haha funniness <3. And c'mon people this isn't anti-sex. Sex is fine, just not the perversions.

[rolpho]

Getting blown isn't a perversion

[siobhan777]

Haha that made me laugh

[dissolvingchaos]

awesome!!! that was pretty funny

[panteraboy123]

i hope this video was ment to be a joke... was it??

[hiimturkey2232]

sex isnt satanic!!!

[illkill9]

but very sinful. you should only get it on iside a marriage (then its not a sin.)

[smartz100]

SATAN RULES !!!! It's better than-

"Keep them in the dark till they come home pregnant."

[Draithegemini]

Thanks Satan for some good advice.

Where would we be without you... oh yeah, retards in a garden , whoopdefuckingdooo.

[shawandrew]

Oral sex is wrong because it is the most reliable way to bring a woman to orgasm that involves a man, and there is no chance of impregnation. Instead you should do some good old penetration missionary style, and try to avoid your penis touching her clit. that way there is minimal chance of female orgasm, but maximum chance of impregnation.

[Gate001]

Good on ya Satan :D

[shawandrew]

Sex is wrong before or after marriage. Now some would say that if we never have sex our species will be wiped out. I call those people bleeding heart liberals.

[Gate001]

lololol

People like you disgust me.

[shawandrew]

People like me? You don't know me. I assume you mean people with a sense of humour.

[Gate001]

Ohh ok then...

lol Trust me on this, I'm no Christian.

i simply took your statement out of context is all.

[shawandrew]

OK then. I stole that bit from a Dogbert Radio interview written by Scott Adams anyway.

[derekmurphy]

i dont get it. is that a anti sex promo for a real religious network. or is it just a joke. either way... funny.

[hannesjordaan]

This is trash, keep it with darkness, it is not Light. Jesus is Lord. Jesus Loves you, He died for you. Bless His Holy Name.

[mizzy4787]

its a good outreach video

[resumedsr]

Satan is so awsome! Thanks for posting

[dfwgirl]

i LOVE it.BOLD straight and the whole TRUTH.And who is the actor?

[clarinetlaj]

very well done

[tennesseegirl07]

This is a great video!! It really does get people talking.

[underdwg]

yes this is true. Don't EVER HAVE SEX. It is EVIL. In fact anything that makes you happy and you enjoy... DO NOT DO IT.. it is EVIL!!! For some odd reason GOD made a mistake when we were created with such evil thoughts and human instint to HAVE SEX. yes this is the truth.

[TheRealMisterGoat]

Seems like someone's just a little preoccupied with oral sex. Keeps coming up in almost all the videos. Jealous that people might actually be having oral sex?

[ramsestv]

LOL. Religious people are seriously retarded.

[tetrisll]

"More chicks for the rest of us." that's an awesome theory ^^

[genr8r]

Was funny, but his "sipping" from his cup got pretty tiring.

[JCLYM]

Yeah, I was about to say the same thing haha

Idk, maybe he did it on purpose. I swear he's out to get me :P

[eldukemx]

Great video, too bad they are a christian ministry using this video as an incentive.

[waluum]

I don't think that making it into a joke will shine the light of truth on the lies of the reality of this? I would argue a more serious approach would be a better way to bring light to the matter. Truth be told, though, this is one of the many faces of the Father of Lies.

[Chamo21]

dude thats great

[flymiami]

I agree completely

[CrazyTrevor]

More chicks for the rest of us. It all makes sense now!

[crazybbz]

how do you put a video in a bulletin??

[calvarystudents]

oscar! oscar!

[DOD250]

LOL

[bmfrazier]

I wet my pants!