Hard News 11/16/11 (Xbox 720, Hivemind, PETA)

[MultiShadow91]

if PETA pulls that shit again ill throw a NOPO at them >:D

[HyperDark2]

FUCK PETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[furbrickcosandchez]

no pen throw ??

[heardofrvb]

GASP! How do you play a game that plays you?

[nerfbattothefacelol]

A new Halo, a new Gears of War, and 8 Call of Duty games. ROFL

[raff1021]

I just played the tanooki game......it has fucking awful controls.

[dd4rri3n]

Who the fuck wears a fur coat in this day and age? I thought famous people don't it anymore because today it's career suicide?

[Megasupercoolperson]

First

[bebopblues]

'P'eople "E"ats "T"asty "A"nimals.

[ToastMaster623]

But the tanooki isn't real...

[TBoneTony]

the Tonoki is a Japanese Mythical Creature....

So I think that PETA has lost all relevance up to this point.

If they just focussed on the real animals in the real world, they would have allot more support. Now it seems that they are doing the same thing like the Politicians have had for many decades and have decided to attack videogames, or at least pretended to, so they could get some headline in the news media.

And that....is a good way to make a fool out of yourself.

[TBoneTony]

Did I just see the Virtual Boy and an original XBox console together?

[howlbigbadwolf]

xbox 720...*sigh* better start Saving Money now, i hope $800 will cover everything from 4 year service plan, 1 Game, 1 extra Controller...i just hope the system will not cost $800

[SayronEX]

I have nothing against PeTA- Even though they tried to turn me to a vegan a few times, they are fightig for the right things. But I swear to god, if they dont stop f+cking with Mario I will kill those motherf+ckers! >:(

[FullTonProductions]

god, PETA...what the hell?

[Scourgeandmephiles93]

I think there's more important things in the world to care about than a fur powerup in Mario games. Why don't you go bitch on CoD games with lots of killing and blood instead? XD

[theras18]

new xbox with just 2GB of RAM? no way

[Xpert520a]

@theras18 no wait. Did I hear a "hex" core processor?

[Kirbyguy12345]

I guess peta is gonna blame nintendo agian if they remake majora's mask for link having bunny hood to move faster

[MrWazzup345]

Thumbs up if you want to hit PETA with a dildo bat

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

I played the game. xD I pretended liek my name was "Mayor Tanookisworth" :3

[Tokumastu1]

is in it a bit early to star anounsing a new consol?

[LeonShadeSlayer13]

@Tokumastu1 Well, most past console cycles normally ended in about 5 years.

[Tokumastu1]

@LeonShadeSlayer13 yeah I know but it's just thatwhen you look at the current generation of videogames it's hard to imagine what could possibly top what we already have

[HectorLink12]

''and 8 Call of Dutty games'' lol

[parshnip1]

2gb!!! I would totally shove at least 8, considering how long they are `suppose` to last

[uetzel]

2 gb of ddr 3 ram? cmon at least stuff 6gb into it!

[RandomDCE]

Peta is like 4Kids. Something I want people to shut up about!

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

Stop fucking paying attention to PETA and they'll get bored eventually.

[sorakun555]

The PETA thing is baffling me so much that I have no idea what sort of comment I should write down.

[jamesAboy19]

Anybody else miss Destin?

[8281993]

How many PETA members does it take to change a light bulb, none because PETA cant change anything

[kevinal]

2:06 exactly!!! And this would be why no one takes Peta seriously.

[alexrod830515]

Did peta realize that tanooki's arent real? racoon dogs are a complete diferent animal.(tanooki's are a mythological creature)

good research job peta

[BonusRoundTube]

@GreeneTheGamerGuy Also a Tanuki is a "raccoon dog" while a tanooki is a mystical Japanese creature of mischief that could transform into teapots and Buddhist "monk statues" among other thing with a special leaf. Sometimes people for get(or in this case don't care) that Mario is a Japanese game and that the Japanese culture influences it.

[fpsbcheezit]

@BonusRoundTube

" The legendary tanuki is reputed to be mischievous and jolly, a master of disguise and shapeshifting, " Same thing different spelling.

[Ephics]

Hexa.....let's see if I can remember from school...that's....

6 CORES

Can't wait :D

Stay Classy Internet!

[DeathXDealer726]

i have a way to stop peta from bugging us...but it involves explosives

[awesomon]

@DeathXDealer726 count me in

[dalecarey]

Halo 4 comes out late 2012, So it could be a launch title for the new xbox

[JonJonFtheW]

Hexacore!? For CONSOLES!!?? Holy shit!

[mobo42]

/watch?v=e2rJrQXTlg0

[Thunderfoot1289]

thats not the only thing thats hard!!!!

[MarcusWindrune]

In Soviet Russia SIMS plays you

[Standard420247]

the pic next to his left side of his head on top looks like a titty with nipple exposed with the bra pulled down on quick glance

[DrunkenMasterWarrior]

Man, ive always thought Peta was doing the right thing (and still do), i've got a soft side for animals. But whhyyyyyyy the fuck did they go after Mario?? Do they not realize gamers are fuckin maniacs?? Going after Mario is like hurting our Mother..."Goddammit I kill tha FOOL!!"

[Standard420247]

@DrunkenMasterWarrior Actually since the train wreck of a game system called Wii, and the Wii U follow up along with a complete ass Zelda game that worries more about gimmicks than depth I really don't think anyone gives a flying shit if PETA messes with Nintendo. Only the blinded by fanboy dumb shit syndrome people really give a shit and are making a big stink out of it. You wouldn't kill anyone by the way, you are definitely one of the above said group and nintendo doesn't tolerate violence.

[dweem2009able]

@Standard420247 Thats the dumbest, retarded comment ive ever heard.

[Standard420247]

@dweem2009able You have to point out which one you mean since I have more than one post kiddo, but since you want to type something really retarded I have to point this out.

You typed "Thats the dumbest, retarded comment ive ever heard" ...

Are you twelve or something? You are going to call me names and critique me when you actually typed that?

If you "heard" anything from me you need to see a doctor because youtube does not have voice comments, and the rest... well just re-read wtf you said

[dweem2009able]

@Standard420247 Well actually my friend read it out to me. Hence the "HEARD". And we couldnt believe how stupid your comment was. As for calling you names, its a free country i can do whatever i like. And anyways i never called you dumb and retarded i called your comment dumb and retarded. You shouldnt make assumptions it can bite you in the ass like saying a retarded comment like wii is a train wreck, wii is a gimmick and zelda games are ass.

[Standard420247]

@dweem2009able That was full of fail. Just stop, you are only making yourself look worse. Conversation is over small bus fanboy. You just keep on being oblivious to sanity, the rest of us will know what is trash and what is not sheepie.

[dweem2009able]

@Standard420247 In other words you wanna get out of the ownage that i would have gave you if you carried on replying. OK thats cool. Or mayb u will carry on and you will entertain me some more... Whatever you decide dude

[Standard420247]

@dweem2009able You can not "ownage" somebody when your grammar and logic is on par with a kindergarten student. I have no desire to put down a handicapped individual anymore than I have already embarrassed you. Let it go kiddo, you have to make sense to be in grown up debates.

[dweem2009able]

@Standard420247 "Ownage" Ownage is past tense for the act of "owning" an opponent in a game of skill, in which one player dominates the other with ease.. Its so funny how you try and act smart when your comments have no logic. Wii is a fail? Have you checked the sales. Zelda is ass? Do you know the zelda series has been used by developers as the standard in adventure games. Wii is a gimmick? Have you checked the sales lmao. A debate is not what you want son. This is youtube not a uni. idiot

[hardysforever]

@dweem2009able You're the one who said all that. I think I've said enough.

[dweem2009able]

@hardysforever who the fuck are you. And what the hell are you talking about?

[abcediting1]

@dweem2009able "Ownage is the past tense for the act of owning"

Maybe one of the most stupid comments I've ever seen on Youtube, and THAT'S saying somethin

[dweem2009able]

@abcediting1 Actually i said "Ownage is past tense for the act of "owning" an opponent in a game of skill, in which one player dominates the other with ease... So your saying that the dictionary is stupid because thats where i copied it from dumb ass. But thanks for making me LOL i needed that.

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

@Standard420247 Actually, Zelda Skyward sword has gotten a 10/10. IGN says it is the best Zelda game ever, beating even Ocarina Of Time. In fact, they also say there's nothing at all gimicky about its motion controls. Also, the Wii is one of the best selling systems ever. The only reason Nintendo's been doing bad lately is the 3DS. And, contrary to popular belief, Nintendo is not anti-violence per say. They do like to keep their ESRB score low, however, so that everyone can play their games.

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

@Standard420247 *ahem 02*

[Goltork2]

stfu peta!

[NegativeBowser]

You're not Jared I'm Jared

[EdmontonDale]

Im a vegan and I HATE PETA!

[Mr24351991]

SHUT THE FUCK UP PETA!!!

[revann067]

PETA are all morons, we need the meat from animals for our diet. All humans need it, because we need the protein and nutrients that are found in the meat of animals.

[zoidsmaniac]

PETA's stupid, but that game they made is fun as all hell.

[KEWLPIXELGAMERZ]

P.E.T.A. Penis Eating Trannys Association!!!! YOU GUYS SUCK!!!

[roderod98]

what is peta talking about?! mario gets tanooki powers from a leaf!

[joeicatrivante]

@roderod98 Sooo... deforestation? Greenpeace should do something!

[GamerNinjaX]

@roderod98 I dont know, something about tanooki meaning the skinning of animals. IDK that was just a bad complaint.

[bakaultima]

@roderod98 no no the leaf gives him racoon power the tanooki suit gives him tanooki power

[Scorinitron]

@roderod98 leaf? I always thought it was a feather?

[LuigiVideoGames]

@Scorinitron It's a leaf.

[raff1021]

The feather only gives you the tail.

[MultiShadow91]

@raff1021 dont u mean a cape?

[raff1021]

@MultiShadow91 no

[TheEZPAXIIChannel]

@roderod98 Yeah, PETA should go back to studying animals, not ranting!

[QuackerMan45]

PETA is fucking retarded, shouldnt they get sued for using mario without nintendo's permission? honestly their idea is that they can do whatever they want since mario is "bad"

[Ryxaiin]

PETA

People

Enticing and

Teasing

Attention

[TheSora377]

@Ryxaiin

I always thought it was People Eating Tasty Animals

[omarcortes88]

Excellent, they're using Mario in a game, now Nintendo has a reason to sue them.

[roderod98]

that peta piece of crap!

[TheGeckoNinja]

i like skinning tanukis they give me the power to fly and turn into statues

[hidood5th]

PETA, no one loves you, just accept it.

[ChrisSniped]

Well now, time to go hunting.

[Fdatubeofyou]

Getting angry at PETA would have been a great reason to throw a pen...just saying

[Venowtron]

my aunt came up with an algorithm for p.e.t.a.= Pain in The Ass

[gihunter6]

@Venowtron It's called an Acronym, and that doesn't fit.  In starts with an I, not an E.

[Venowtron]

@gihunter6 this is youtube spelling is thrown out of the window

and MY AUNT came up this. and a sonic recolor how lazy can you get

[TFBCountryBoy]

Lol @ New Halo, new Gears of War, and 8 Call of Duty games

[Gdog637]

peta needs to stfu and stop blaming other companies for no true reason..

[uberninja228]

no xbox 720 its going to bee a train wreck

[clb961]

P+E+T+A = Dumbasses

[trueshadow64]

wouldent that paradoy be breaking the copyrights law? couldent nintendo or whatever sue PETA up the ass for useing mario like that?

[SamuraiClinton]

Its just a game. PETA is an asshole.

[IAMAMEGAMANpunch]

please get the ps4 rumors now

[Ubersnuber]

Regarding the Mario stunt: there's nothing to "reveal". Any attention equals success in their book. Raging gamers , in effect, became their sockpuppets. Human lloudspeakers spreading their statement, if you will.

[strawberrybankai12]

I'm not religious but apparently God did say that man could eat meat or something so QUIT COMPLAINING PETA you attention whoring piece of shit

[juventinorocks]

I love animals, but and some members in the system are smart while most people in the PETA are real life TROLLS! By the way. Mario gets the suit.........From a leaf -_-

[dezthaman]

PETA is full of shit, they get mad about Super Mario having a tanooki suit yet they didn't say a mother fucking thing about Red Dead Redemption having the ability to kill and skin so many fucking animals at our disposal

[eeiviletwin]

It makes sense to attack a dog rapist, but we're talking about a magical leaf that gives Mario the suit. Why no argument over the frog suit or anything?

[LondonOntGuy]

@ PETA - For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. =D

[MaverickXIII]

forget Harley riders, PETA is the new definition of the word fag!

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

I know i already did this but:

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, PETA can't change anything" -Team Meat

[ReinierSandtke]

Epic ending!

[thedavidmango]

jarad

[Frankenstrat247]

HARD NEWS

Y U NO IN MY SUB BOX

[MrGuitarfreak102]

i dont think microsoft would release a new system in under a year of it being announced

[deathpath]

It's like saying, if girls aren't supposed to bring men sandwiches, why do they have feet?

[gritnom]

Nintendo should sue Peta. And what about the turtle stomping? Doesn't Peta care about turtles?

[zeldafreak71]

honestly...where are the fucking hackers for peta. or al queda.

[Ronnie7X]

in Hivemind the game plays you

[iamLI3]

don't care about peta , but fur trade is a serious issue in the world when it shouldn't be , but i didn't need peta to make a bloody mario parody game to already know that......

[Bluefireproductions1]

P.E.T.A People.eating.tasty.animals

[TFreeMarioBestFriend]

@Bluefireproductions1 Hay I sad that!

[1money785]

Peta are dicks but what game did they make and where can you play it

[StinkyPenisCheese]

PETA is a master at attention whoring. The best thing to do is ignore them.

[KaeruthePaladin]

Bah I dont want a new console I feel as though I havent gotten maximum enjoyment out of the one's I own now.

Oh and the Peta thing is still retarded. I was neutral on my opinion of peta before this beleive it or not, now I hate them like everyone else!

[VsxFedora]

Sooooo... PETA's okay with the years of Mario abusing turtles, but a fake raccoon-outfit that comes from NOT harming an animal is too far?

[thoott]

Thats the perfect death battle!!! PETA VS Mario!!!

[WindWalker940]

2gb DDR3 ram? bitch i got 8gb DDR3 ram.

[bigubaby]

@WindWalker940  8? noob i run 24!

[WindWalker940]

@bigubaby 24 byte ram? nothing to boast about buddy

[damprumpan]

was that a virtual boy at 0:48?

[K1dDread]

consoles come out too often, they are greedy as hell. the current systems haven't even maxed out it's potential...

[Teeg32]

I really wish people would stop saying "Xbox 720", as it's been pointed out before MS isn't in Colorado. Also, though it may be fake, the name has in fact leaked. It's the Microsoft ENACT, because it "enables interaction". I know that sounds stupid as shit, but bear in mind, they did come out with the KINECT, which "connects to your kinesthetics".

[lotsofotherstuff]

Only 2 GB of RAM? ..... Eh ok...

[snake2006]

@lotsofotherstuff

For a game console that is plenty. It's not as if it is going to be running complex OS's such as Windows.

[SAGE4DAWISE]

Is the game at least fun?

[thunderhayes]

New XBOX, new "ring of death"?

[ward7921]

P.E.T.A.= People, Eating, The, Animals......... Your all fucking liars, you know that animals taste good. You all can watch Vegetales and eat salad in your Fruit-of-a-loom fig leaf while I cover my cold ass in a dead animal and have a steak. Fuck PETA!

[manfandan]

Magical Leafs are EVIL!

[TheBean930]

tanoki are Pomeranian's with a raccoon tail

[nickninja9999]

Da Fuck is Peta ? xD

[pacman1755]

@nickninja9999 Trust me, you don't wanna know :P

[Sargotha]

PETA members are idiots and majority are hypocrites.

[unorthodoxJ]

Tanooki suits are murder!!!

[Rurleyify]

not even animals like peta

[growingsage]

Peta needs to worry about the illegal poaching of animals by REAL PEOPLE!!!!! NOT MARIO!!!!

[mirokyu]

I'm a vegan and I'm not a fan of Peta.

[TheSecondEvolution]

Did you know that PETA is gonna make porn? True story. Google it.

[dAda313]

fuck EA

[EpicBear2010]

Dear PETA, I just ate a 4lb burger patty...covered in cheese....topped with sauteed onions....5 strips of bacon...all on 2 krispy kreme donuts. Do something about it...i dare you. Signed - TEAM MEAT

[JMSofSweden]

I'm all for animal rights, but PETA is making it difficult...

[sapphiretiger1]

The thing is that mario 3 was made in 1988 and it is now 2011-12 so the game is 23 years old... so why why are they just bringing it up now? Not the first game they have attacked though, COD, Battlefield, Cooking mama and now mario Lol stupid PETA

[SuperSZ]

@sapphiretiger1 maybe because Super Mario Land 3DS features the tanookie suit again. ... anyways, nobody gives a fuck about PETA :P

[MafiaGaming101]

PETArds

[logonq]

WHY 2gb RAM =! I DON'T GET IT

Ram is dirt cheap !

[SparktehFox]

It sounds like Microsoft are trying to rush out a next-gen console again. If they are actually planning on releasing a new console with the next year (giving them very little time to do so) I hope they can at least make them stable.

[DNAsGhostzHouze]

I'd like to help PETA out by ensuring that several animals are taken off the endangered species list... and put on the extinction list.

[obidobi2000]

Only 2gb of ram?

[Chris75220]

18 COD are you serious? we already had 9 Cod games i don't want more

[KyonGivesYouFacepalm]

I just had a dream of the Xbox 720, now there's news about it?

[mutalord]

sooooooooo PETA didnt really cared about the tanuki anyway... they just wanted the game... PETA there is a place where you can upload games as parodies with no regard whatsoever... is called the internet

[NSWProduction]

lolpeta

[stigmabuster22]

Hey I belong to peta. Yeah People eating tasty animals

[Thezombiefactor]

If we weren't supposed to eat animals, Why are they made of meat?

[SuperSZ]

@Thezombiefactor Exactly. People should eat meat till humans can clone animal MEAT only (not the entire animal)

[MrDoohickey95]

@Thezombiefactor Not that I'm against eating animals, I love steak and bacon like most people, but people are made out of meat too. Were we meant for eating aswell?

[Haroids]

@Thezombiefactor Yeah, we need to eat babies.

[mkocja5a]

@Thezombiefactor because muscles are meat and you need muscles to move. and we're made of meat too. i'm not defending peta, i'm just saying ;)

[MrDestiny80]

@Thezombiefactor

Good joke ... it's not like any other person saw the simpsons ...

[roxer999]

@Thezombiefactor cows are mado of meat to but that is not the point. the point is that we MUST eat meat since thats how we are made... unles... well you decide to be a vegetarian pussy cause you dont like to see annimals get hurt and stick to the pills and injections for the b12 vitamin you dont get unles you eat meat.. there are other things as well but im not mentioning them.

[ralisofal]

My response to this video:

Hehe, Jared made a funnies = multiple!