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  • What a moron.

  • 20,000 out of 20,000,000, oh no

  • let me quote that "spams and scams coming through the portal" know you may ask yourself what portal? Does portals exist? Is this guy a fucking idiot and he has no idea what he is talking about. why yes. Portals do exist. and this man has proven it with his superflous stupidity he wants you to believe shit that isnt real because he does notunderstand anything.. what a cunt.

  • This guy is really hopeless, isn't he. What an incompetent Pommy idiot he comes across as. His recent TV appearance, badly-singing the AFL Collingwood Theme Song & waving stupidly at the TV audience, reminds me of that famous old Monty Python skit "The Upper-Class Twits", from their TV Series "And Now For Something Completely Different". In fact, if MOST Oz politicians persist in behaving like utterly-dumb, mindless idiots, like they do .. then Oz voters will continue to TREAT them with contempt

  • How did people put this man in power?

  • by these uhhhhh.... spams or scams..... noble australians. what the fuck is this guy doing in your goverment? seriously and i thought americans were stupid.

  • @IDeafpool the big problem here is that too many people here are too apathetic, that's what allows cunts like the ACL to rule the roost

  • @AquaRing and you let those people take away your privacy and your internet? this man should tag kangaroos at best, not represent a country.

  • @IDeafpool I (barely) wasn't old enough to vote at the last federal election (August 2010, my 18th birthday was in October that same year), and I wouldn't have been able to vote in the more recent state election for his state - he's based in Victoria, I live in New South Wales. There were plenty of campaigns online to try and knock him out at that time, but evidently it wasn't successful...

  • @AquaRing so how did it end? do you have normal internet or china-approved one?

  • @2edsajdmsa OK so your an Economic Socialist,which is flawed.Set the minimum wage higher,what bullshit that is! The taxes are so fuckin high up everyones asses we cant even live,and you reckon the corporations should pay more tax to make things fair,what fuckin bullshit(which will just flow onto the consumer,and send more bussiness off to China and the rest of the world where its a hell of a lot cheaper to make things happen,as is occuring right now).You obviously need to think a bit harder

  • @MsTsarbomba Cut the fuckin' hyperbole, you fuckin retard. You can't even live yet you're complaining on the internet. Riiiiight.

  • @unclech0pper Who the fuck are you cocksucker? does Conroy give to you where you love it?

  • OK so your an Economic Socialist,which is flawed.Set the minimum wage higher,what bullshit that is! The taxes are so fuckin high up everyones asses we cant even live,and you reckon the corporations should pay more tax to make things fair,what fuckin bullshit(which will just flow onto the consumer,and send more bussiness off to China and the rest of the world where its a hell of a lot cheaper to make things happen,as is occuring right now).You obviously need to think a bit harder and longer

  • STEPHEN CONROY,IF YOU SEE THIS,STICK YOUR SOCIALIST AGENDA HARD UP YOUR ASS.WE'RE NOT ALL BRAINDEAD DICKHEADS WHO CAN NOT SEE THE SOCIALIST SCUMBAG THAT YOU ARE,AND WHO WOULD VOTE FOR LABOR OR THE GREENS.STICK YOUR SOCIALIST AGENDA HARD UP YOUR ASS,AND I HOPE YOU GET BLOWN AWAY HARDER THAN JFK! SLOWLY MORE PEOPLE ARE SEEING WHAT YOU,AND JULIA GILLARD ARE DOING TO THIS COUNTRY,AND WHAT YOUR ALL ABOUT! SO STICK YOUR SOCIALIST AGENDA HARD UP YOUR ASS,AND FUCKOFF OUT OF OUR LIVES!

  • @MsTsarbomba I'm a socialist, a democratic one. There is nothing socialist about what he's doing. Its pure stupidity.

  • @2edsajdmsa OFCOURSE YOUR A SOCIALIST JUST LIKE STEPHEN CONROY,YOU WANT TO CONTROLL AND RESTRICT OUR LIVES JUST LIKE LABOR AND THE GREENS! OFCOURSE YOU SUPPORT CONROYS SOCIALIST CONTROLL MECHANISMS HE WANTS TO IMPOSE ON AUSTRALIAS ONLINE CAPACITY,YOUR A FUCKING SOCIALIST SCUMBAG JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM!!! (EITHER THAT OR YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE,MAYBE TIME FOR A RE-EVALUATION!!!)

  • @MsTsarbomba Calm down, Timmy. I'm a socialist in that I want the government to have a large influence on the economics of our country. I want them to have regulation so the markets are fair, set the minimum wage a lot higher than it is, and have much higher taxation on corporations who should pay their fair amount.

    But I'm a social libertarian. The government should stay out of things regarding personal choice, what to read online, what to smoke or drink. You've watched too much Glenn Beck.

  • @MsTsarbomba Furthermore, the socialism you're thinking of is single party (like north korea, china etc). I'm a democratic socialist. The people should be able to choose which party governs them. Also, the greens oppose this filter and have been the loudest voice opposing it (and the first ones to oppose it, I might add).

    Maybe its time you re-evaluate yourself.

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  • He's really putting his economics degree to good use.

  • Conroy is a complete fucking douchebag.

    He doesnt even know what the fuck he is talking about.

    Hope he googles his own name and finds a collection of all our hatred

  • He makes it sound like the internet attacked him in a back alley, and he's trying slander it for revenge.

  • Stephen's latest press release - "There are bugs, in our tubes... Australia, you need to cooperate or these bugs will infect out IPs and spread. We cannot let this happen, our internets is important for aqcuiring information, which is why none of you should be able to use it... Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go home and look naked children."

  • He makes it sound like Cthulu is behind the 'spams and scams' coming out of the 'portal'

  • If he acts like an idiot THIS much, he'll blow his sover and then he is never going to succeed in his evil mastermind plan to destroy the internet.

  • this is why they should teach people not to download videos that say "free porn", you can get porn without downloading the video its called streaming XD

  • ahahaahah, "This is Australia" (Or the government ministers at least)

  • he looks like - and comes across as - DUMB & DUMBER rolled into one!! This prick could only survive in the warm stagnant 'leave your life to us - your not qualified dearie' Fabian Socialist waters that IS the Labor Party. Freedom has a thousand charms to show, that slaves however contented never know. Fight internet oppression! Opt in Opt out is choice - not Conroys tyrannical force which will become ENDLESS censorship of ANYTHING he/they want to control.

  • Through the Portal? What portal? I like Portal.

    The cake is a lie.

  • Spams or scams that come through....The portal.... The demon hole... The twisting nether... The fiery depths of the interwebz

  • watch out for spams and scams through the interwebz portalz kids!

    What a knob jockey!

  • What a nipple.... lol

    'Infected' lol... hide from the spam & skam! dont get penetrated!! lololol...

  • Stephen Conroy is a blithering idiot.

  • Someone please assassinate this fucking idiot.

  • We don't trust you to be capable enough to avoid getting malicious software on your PC, so we're just gonna block everything for your own protection. We are only worried about you.

  • HERP DERP

  • Stephen Conroy's email address: minister@dbcde.gov.au

    FUCK HIM UP!

  • I think everyone is being unfair to Conroy. All he's doing is trying to protect us all from the spams and scams. They're really tough to get rid of, and pose a great threat to our computers.

    Thank you Mr Conroy, without you and your censorship plan, people might be forced to make conflicting choices by themselves. So good of you to bypass that and make the decision for everyone.

    You rock!

    Signed,

    Retard in the kiddy pool

  • @2edsajdmsa yeah, and stephen is gonna block games too? What for? For our own safety? And apparently, he was "forced" to watch pornography? Oh I see, so what type of glue was used to keep him in his seat? Seriously, don't support that Conroy dumbass!

  • @2edsajdmsa I absolutely agree with you! Imagine the world we would live in if we were able to make our own decisions..

    Utter chaos. Spams and scams coming in through the portal, people transferring fast ammounts of data all over this bitch, and think of the number of Australians being and having their computers subject to all the naughty grown up pictures.

    Heaven forbid we would have anyone over the age of twelve in Australia!

  • Stephen Conroy = Moronic douchebag

  • Portal? Try port you fuckwit and entry level firewalls stop worms you cockhead.

  • I pre voted yesterday and put Conroy at #60, :)

  • what a gronk

  • HALP!!! Scams are getting through my portal!!!

  • Stephen Conroy is trying to trick the Australian people into thinking that the public will not be able to access illegal material through this online filter.

    Now parents will think that their children are safe online.

    If you think about it........

    This is how criminals lure their victims. By creating a cloak over a dangerous environment for potential victims.

    Conroy has now removed that cloak and replaced it with a Welcome sign.

  • ALL YOUR PORTALS ARE BELONG TO US!

  • @MrDouchelord HAHHAHA NICE

  • What about how to vote! What would be the best option in finding out & obtaining monkey see monkey do approach for voting Conroy out and putting proper suits in place who oppose this! I have many people saying how do I vote, who should I vote for regarding this being stopped. Many just want a template approach, sort of like the ones they try to hand U outside the voting ballot by different parties! If I can formulate one I can make a jpeg version so people can print & take with them when voting.

  • Portal you say? Just shoot the portal somewhere else. Or are we playing a different game?

  • Comment Removed By Stephen Conroy.

  • Scams? In my Portal?

    It's more likely than you think!

  • Ahh Cuntroy, you uneducated bafoon

  • NEWSFLASH: FANATICAL CATHOLIC SELF-MUTILATOR TO HEAD INTERNET CENSORSHIP, ALLEGED ANTI-PEDOPHILE .

    In other news the Catholic Church invests in shelters for the endangered native Australian Pedobear.

  • This guy doesn't have a single Australian bone in his body.

    A traitor to Australians who died in the name of freedom and everything it stands for.

  • does this guy have any idea what he's talking about? lol

  • Vote these pricks in and you get internet censorship as sure as the sun comes up!!!

  • @ THE AUSTRALIAN MINISTER FOR BROADBAND

    FUCK YOU CUNT FACE !!!!

  • Welcome everyone to view the biggest fagot on this planet Senator Conroy!

    Im still receiving over 100 spams and scams a day, this douche bag is fuckin useless?!?!

    VOTE BELOW THE LINE GUYS!!! GET THESE LABOR CUNTS OUT OF GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!

  • Someone kill this chucklefuck, PLEASE.

  • Dear fellow Victorians:

    Vote BELOW the line on the big senate paper this election and put Stephen Cuntroy LAST!

  • @AussieRoadshow If only they had listened...

  • "There's a staggering number of Australian's being in having their computers infected at the moment, up to 20,000, uh, can regularly be getting infected by these spams, or scams, that come through, the portal." ~ Cuntroy on why the portal must be protected from spams.

  • I knew he was a dickhead. But until watching this I didn't understand what a big dickhead her is.

  • What a fucken idiot.

  • Most should be safe then as we dont own portals... I'd hate to get inflected by these spams.

  • Correction: stephen conroy is the minister for fucking up the internet and other means of communication.

  • Is that 20,000 per second, per user or per the whole country? It's crazy on whichever measure.

  • Being in having their computers is the new Has anyone ever been so far decided

  • @anotheretardedfanboy BRAVO! Elect this man as our new communications minister immediatly! He makes slightly more sense than Conroy!

  • watch out for the regular 20, 000 spams and scams through the portal!

  • If he wishes to stop Australian citizens being 'scammed' so much ... perhaps he should start with canning his own crock of shit

  • "And our communication minister should come from a communications background!"

    We really need to get some more nerds in parliament...

  • is there a page for this guy on E.D. for this guy yet...

  • @theomegashadow yeah ages ago

  • what a fucking retard he knows nothing about teh internets besides what ERA is he from spams n scams LOL onlyone i see here is spamming and scamming us and his name is stephen conroy

  • Quoting a facebook page here. I am more offended by the censorship laws than the things they censor.

  • It's kind of ironic that a guy who can't even speak English coherently is a COMMUNICATION minister.

  • You know, I think I might have been infected by a spam, or maybe a scan, I'm not really sure, that came through a portal. It's really very disturbing.

    Conroy, you are a complete bullshit muncher!

  • Wow. This is sad. It's bad enough that you guys got the gutted version of Left for Dead 2 on your steam store, now this raging toolbag is trying to kill the internet as an entertainment source and knowledge database? And I thought US politicians were scummy enough, this guy...ugh.

  • This man is as clueless as Sen. Ted Stevens when it comes to the Internet, and how to police it. Has he no technical adviser to tell him to STFU?

  • hey listen thsi is serious i once had a spam stuck in my portal .. it stung for like a week luckily i had some antivurus cream laying about ....

    hey i heard about these trojen things too how many spams do you think they can hide in a trojen ... and if they leave it in your inbox delete it because if you dont they will open it from the inside when you're asleep and infect you rams and cpu's

  • dumbest guy in Australian politics ever - there's no point comparing him to anyone - dropped on the head at birth without a doubt

  • what a douche....Check your portals people! There is Spams or possibly even Scams coming through them..

  • look out skynet is coming

  • Rud Gov. = Epic Fail..

    The sooner your gone the better...I was a Labour voter..shame on me...wont make that mistake again.

  • @TTNorth same here, i was following rudd since 2003 waiting for him to become leader. Everything they have touched has turned to shit

  • I can't believe it took me so long to hear about these spams and scams coming through the portals.

  • Conroy man,

    You suck.

    Seriously learn to internet. You nob jockey.

  • what a retard.

    Now wheres my Portal!

  • Yes, spams and scams can infect your computer...

    Fail. 

  • Now you're thinking with portals Australia! YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha conroy you tool!

  • i once passed spam through my portal

  • The minister is a lie.

  • The spams are a lie! Only cake comes through Portals.

  • Stay away from my portal !!!!!!!!11one

  • Well yet again, all you dickheads who voted for Labour, I sincerely hope your happy. These fucking idiots are at it again. Lets throw away our 26 billion dollar future fund, lets put foil insulation in existing ceiling voids, lets build a shitload of hyper inflated cost buildings in schools that dont need or want them, how bout we let all them lovely boat people back in because they are nice and hell, lets completely FUCK australias ALREADY SHITHOUSE internet infrastructure by -

  • @dazza027 you shouldn't vote for liberal or labour. Both are jackasses. Don't vote at all if you want to make a real difference. Stop acting like you know the answers.

  • @Nat3skiz Yeah, don't vote at all, that'll show 'em...

  • @sefski88 It's not about showing them. There is no point in voting, their will be douches in power whoever you pick. Politicians are the same the world over.

  • @13Azzinoth37 The problem wit that theory is that then there will be no say in who runs the country, and no way to depose them should they run foul of the people. It's basically saying, oh joy, let's just have a dictatorship.

  • @sefski88 hahaha and it isn't like that now? Sure we have it better in the western world but we have the illusion of freedom and rights. If the government wanted you could be dead at any time, or thrown into a dungeon for the rest of your life. The world is already bought and payed for, our voting makes no difference, the same people are running the country. You think because Obama has the title 'president' he really is the top dog? Please, he's just a tool like us.

  • @13Azzinoth37 Oh yes of course, I must have missed the latest Conspiracy Theory Weekly, I'll have to renew my subscription.

  • Conroy has absolutely no idea what he's on about

  • Beware the big truck of spams and scams, coming to a tube near you!

    I suppose it helps having an uninformed minister run a portfolio, if they had a guy with credentials and knowledge in communications, then you would be able to argue to his intellect and make a case. Conroy doesnt know enough to offer anything other than a boogeyman attack on detractors.

  • Spams and scams through portals, this is the minister for Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy.

    For the love of this country, Rudd and Conroy just fucking kill yourselves please. Both of you are the lowest of low, the scum of the world.

    You are both useless, insignificant pieces of shit, who i wouldnt even waste my spit on.

  • What a bloody idiot.

  • What a fucking moron. Would be nice if he actually knew anything about the area hes in charge of.

    Maybe he should give it up to someone whos not paranoid about things they dont understand.

  • omg the portal is going to kill us!! XD

  • Wish some spam would come through my portal, 'cause i'm getting hungry.

  • FFS, can someone just take him out back of the shed and put him down like a lame sheepdog. I know that ministers have advisors because they are generally not experts in their portfolios but this guys a luddite!

  • Time for the greens to get in tbh.

  • uh oh looks like Aussie freedoms are slowly going away....

  • Well, as an American, I genuinely hope for Australia's sake that this asshole doesn't get elected... Unless you guys like having the government rule every aspect of your life.

    Just as an aside: It's not just child prawn or rape sites that he's going to ban, btw... He's going to ban adult porn websites like YouPorn, YouJizz, RedTube, and he's even going to block off several dentistry videos as well. Essentially, he's brain death incarnate, and another corrupt career politician.

  • @XPsychoBurgundyX

    He's a senator and he's already been elected :p, which also means it's not up to one person to decide whether or not a bill gets passed

  • STICK IT UP YOUR PORTAL CONROY !!

  • LMAO portal! D=

  • uuuuuggghh i dont know what i am talking about.... uuuurrggghh portal urrrg portal2? ugghhh interwebs?

  • The spams are a lie Steven!

  • Heaven forbid we have a politician who knows the fundamentals or the very basics of their position in government. This man is trying to impose sanctions on the freedom of the internet, a topic of which CLEARLY he has no idea on. Now him and his smack addict advisers want to record your web browsing history and email data. Good luck Australia!

  • This cunt has no fucking idea what hes on about!! He needs his head blown clean off his shoulders!!

  • He sounds like he has no fucking idea what he is on about!! and judging by his points of views he just needs to have his head blown off his shoulders!!

  • What's insane is that every Google employee goes through stricter interview and screening processes to get their jobs. Every single one of them is infinitely more intelligent than a guy who's supposed to be running a key part of our national infrastructure.

    You'd laugh if it weren't so stupid!

  • wow, aren't you glad this guy is deciding what is best for us on the internet?

  • The worst part is not the "spams and scams through the portal". Although inept, it's understandable. The "up to 20,000 regularly getting infected" is the problem. Where did that number come from? What the rate? Clearly he made it up and is lying to us. Shame on him.

  • you see it's not a big truck it's a series of tubes with a portals on each end for people to get movies delivered to your house, but many people let them get clogged up and then it leaves their portal-tubes open for spams to come in and give your house diseases.

  • wait, does he mean they're running virus programs that come via email or just that people are receiveing spam and scam emails?

  • God, some times i wonder how such a moron could get to where he is.

    Spams, Scams and Portals; this guy is a fuckin KNOB!!! Hes about as technologically literate as a fuckin 4 year old female afflicted by down syndrome.

    Conroy will go down in history as one of the most hated individuals by Australians, along with his socialist buddy Krudd.

    I second Captain Rorbang on his execution policy...

  • Make your voice heard. Add your name to our petition and make sure everyone you know does the same:

    stopnetcensorship . com

  • I don't know what kind of babbling bullshit conroy is on about here, but who cares ? He is not a man to be taken seriously.

  • The portal? Is he living under a rock?

  • Both Labor and the Liberals suck. Vote Greens next election. Please, please vote Greens.

  • @DualShooter

    Where do you think Greens preferences go?

  • @DualShooter And have your votes party prefered to Labor - good call dumbass.

  • @Silentil Eh? Who said I would put labor as 2nd or even 3rd?

  • @Silentil That's only if you don't fill in all the numbers, for each person.

  • Who the hell is this cretin?

  • its not the spam coming through the portal, its the SCAMS that you need to worry about. what a fuckwit get out of politics you charlatain.

  • Do the series of intertubes power the portal?

  • So all you lefties still going to vote for Labor?

  • @odiousone no, they're probably going to vote for the Greens

  • OH NO NOT MY PORTAL!

  • Oh no! Not spam through my portal!

    Seriously. Can we get a communications minister that understands the concept of communications? Personally i think minister positions should be filled with people qualified to fill them. Defense ministers should have a military background. The health minister should have a health background. And our communication minister should come from a communications background!

  • @blaflaggin you hit the nail on the head, we have idiots who lack any skills that would enable them to get a real job in the real world and they are running our country.

    its no wonder our communication infrastructure, hospitals and just about anything else important to a society is just a joke and a black hole for cash.

  • The cake is a lie!!!!!!!!!

  • lol and this is the man saying we need an internet filter and he doesn't even know wtf he is talking about hahahahahahaha

  • Total Dumbass, lol

  • Kevin '07.

    Recession '08.

    Conroy '09.

    Good game, Labor. It's over.

  • Valve have a lot to answer for, good thing Conroy picked up on their sly tactics.

    Damn you Steam!!!

  • ITS A SERYS OF TOOBS

  • ZOMG what an idiot

  • Wow, I've read about this guy and his impossible ideas, but I never realised he was sucha clueless cock! Poor Australia!

    This is what happens when a socialist government takes it upon itself to control everything it can in your life. Who's making money from all this?

  • Is there Cake?

    

  • @brisdude2007 THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

  • THE PORTAL

  • What's he talking about? I've never seen any spams or scams coming through my portal, lol... with his understanding, no wonder he thinks we need a filter. The only filter we need is one that filters him out... :)

  • how do you spell 'totalitarian' Conny baby. No peeking now.

  • *starts slowclap*

    

  • The TUBEZ are fullz!

  • FAIL WHALE! steven conroy and steve jobs are idiots!

  • Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

  • Has this stupid mother fucker even used a computer before?

  • KRudd, GET RID OF STEPHEN! NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE, AND YOU ARE KEEPING YOUR ANTI-INTERNET MASSACRE A SECRET! GET OUT!

  • Conroy and K rudd should sack all of their media crew and advisors. They just have no idea do they. 20,000 hey, where did they pull that no. from, and in what time frame??

    No one I know can take him seriously. Now im going to sit back and wait for Portal 2 to be released

  • THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES

  • why are politicians so shit?

  • @rockatanius they are so bad cause they hadn't developed how to make up and carry through a good lie, so once in power their bumbling ways became obvious when it was too late !!!

  • WTF?????

    I think he's talking about the ID 10 T infection going around!

  • quick, someone inform Kurt Russell his services will be needed again!!!!!!

  • someone please..... just shot theses fuking idiots that somehow got control...... even the guy next to him looks at him like hes a complete fukwit....... wonder y......

    hell if the extremest wanna stop this sorta propaganda bullshit... i say let em.... n im fukin born n bread aussie......

    this is wat happens wen u giv christans control.... force u to think like them.... each to their own i say but nope....... "ppl need to be help".... u fukin idiots...

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  • He is a national acheivement, as we have finally beaten the Americans.

    We have found someone who is worse at metaphors than Ted Stevens.