Probably the worst Blackmetal Band in the World

[massivekiduk]

more time spent on face makeup than learning how to actually play.

but apart from that....... shite

[Vondur]

Honestly the bar has been set so low for black metal that it's hard to actually discern "bad" from "kvlt" in many cases.

[Caminacels]

@Vondur so true hahaha

[disneycrusher]

Not bad, raw black metal's not for pussies hjohohohohoho

[leomatosuk]

wtf is that?!?

[KCwellard]

lol. This is dreadful. Love it!

[wrongfire]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! That was not black metal in the slightest..

[hiimtre]

lol burzum is worse

[A40HourTrain]

These guys should just give up and make the jugalo transition already

[voodoochyl]

This sounds like someone's ass exploded. When I shit my pants, I think of this.

[foetusfeast]

@unlikeanyotherhuman I made this account when I was about 13. Did I not earlier say that it's all opinion? Thanks for reiterating.

[shreddmasterj]

Floor toms go on the floor, not the rack. :)

[LikwidSchitz]

This dirge/ jazz fusion/ post-hardcore/ crustpunk is the best I've ever heard!

How revolutionary!

[hornmoongoddess]

im sorry this really sucks big time ! and if you going to do metal at least sing dont scream and sound like a stupid monster! this wont get you a record deal!

[Kataxu]

@hornmoongoddess Hahaha you really came to the wrong video.

[foetusfeast]

@hornmoongoddess ...................there are so many things wrong with what you just said mate

[eiooeikatuu]

Cmon, someone! Help that singer! He is suffocating because of pizzapiece!!

[Jrhoadesisdead]

WOW. To top it off the guitars they are playing look like the strat copies you can buy at WALMART.

This vid gets 2 FUCK OFFS.

[clockworkmike83]

To the singer: A lot less Twinkies, A lot more vocal classes fat tits!

[anticannobis]

1:34 "Das passt so nicht zam" - means....."this really is a mess"

[Stektanudlar]

Well hey, at least they have a band. More than most people in this shout box, I'm sure.

[drumhoofd]

Now I understand why blackmetalbands camouflage themselves

[Rovization]

this guys are a shame

[destrucktor]

Brutal as fuck. This band > Torso Fuck.

[kaiserwilhelm]

The tone sounds bad because of the amp not the guitar.

[Terrorfront1349]

HAHAHAHA Oh pleare stop this infernal mayhem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slayyer000]

my favorite band

[captainhoudy]

this sucks



[pornopus89]

Oh dear....

[s4perl]

Every night, I put the kids to bed. I head down to the kitchen, and sit on the oven after putting it at approximatly 350 degree fahrenhiet. I then masturbate myself to sleep to some smooth Jazz.

[jsjazz3d]

To be fair.. a long long time ago every band started like this.. Everybody wanted to play but skills were far even from "not too bad".. But than after some years of practice we see Dimmu Borgir and others. Everything looks like crap in the beginning. At least if it is not the best video of the band that plays for 10 years :D

[mqmqmwmw]

To be fair, all they need is a life that's all

[Sreewtyui]

my dog left a more skillful turd on the front law..

[theif519]

I rather like the drummer, but everything else is meh, could do without. It reminds me of a song I've heard... sounds a bit like "Angel Of Death" by Slayer O.o

[hudeley]

I get that george kollias isn't able to play this .... :D

[moloch1349]

HAA!! the crowd actually cheered

probably cuz they' were finally done

O mai gawdz

toe tally metulz :o

[seanstone07]

no wonder they went on to create Metro Station, black metal was not working out for Trace Cyrus, and he lost all that weight too

[bol316]

Sounds like Black Sabbath playing along to Ozzy taking a bloody hemorroid crap

[MDany111]

I cant tell the difference anyways on this kind of music :D

[goudan00]

most kvlt thing ive ever heard

[rug3r44]

Yeah, you guys figured it out all right -- the problem with this otherwise killer band is obviously the Stratocaster.

[bitey101]

This band makes Opeth look like a bunch of chumps.

[Tomten870]

@bitey101 Since when are Opeth black metal?

[alhajem]

worst band ever!

[saintcheet]

i saw that stratocaster ... was like Wtf? then looked at comments funny

[christslayer666]

epic fail its all just one chord and their playing strats. who plays black metal with strats?

[hopelessfreak666]

BOO!!!

[prodigy372]

GAHH THIS IS SO FUCKING METAL!!!!!!!!

[Aushoelle]

fuck che guevara.

[DARKSINS696]

what the fuck¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

what a shit of band woooooo

how the band is called

[ThorusWLG]

What's the name of the band?

Maybe they've got a myspace-profile or a homepage with more funny stuff like that... 5* for them...

[Agentbromsnor]

Don't play black metal on a Stratocaster.

[DarkFottloch]

what else would you wanna play it on? it has to sound like shit, so theyre doin it right xD

[Agentbromsnor]

Well the production can sound like shit, but a Stratocaster is made to play jazz and softrock on, not black metal. :p

[Fanatical86]

@Agentbromsnor Marduk does that... Don't play blackmetal on a single coiled Start you mean.

[meandmyrobot]

@Agentbromsnor Dude, you can play Black Metal on a strat for sure. Strats are awesome at getting biting fucked up harsh mettalic tone. They just don't look very good on stage haha. very un-black metal

[MOD1349]

Go to Ozzfest! Hilarious Black Metal, my Penis likes it! Aaarrrghhhh

[frajfraj]

I have seen very few bands of this hilariously bad caliber...

[Frizzvisions30]

They rock dude.

[Ryanmiceter]

Wow, these guys are the best band ever.... I don't know what you guys are talking about...

[turgore]

as amazing black metal can be it is hillarious when it is done bad !!!!

[teeia]

wow you really wasn't kidding when you said their the worst metal band to exist on the planet

[gregoryryan]

that applause had to be editted in

[Exhume2Consume]

i hope no one gets signed to road runner cause they are trash!

[Venom011]

why are they not being booed off the stage. WTF? why wouldthey even consider playing live? mabey its way to loud for them to hear the suck.

[s4perl]

wow, they really do suck ass

[necrocannibal999]

jajajajajajajja this is real depresive black metal......but to they before this they suicide!!!!!!!!!

[stabbinglittlekids]

you are fucking awesome

[xbrito666]

the drummer plays like derek roddy

[vertigopulse]

hahahahahaha

[hiimtre]

@xbrito666 derek roddy is fuckin amazing!

[fuckinscott]

that just sounds like typical suicidal black metal, slow beat bullshit

[Indeavor]

..... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

[TheRationalRant]

They got more views than my bands lol. They must be awesome!

[Elvenking71]

Oh my god...how they ever got it into their head...that they should play instruments....who can guess. They suck harder than a Dyson. They should promptly choose to either persue other careers or to just get drunk and call it a night. Worst band ever. Even if I was drunk...this would not work...well...it might make me laugh my ass off...as it is now. You really have to marvel at how clueless they are though.

[pedromcmlxxix]

man please, my band play a lot better than this @\"#$%& and we don't play black metal but i'm sure that if we do some day we would be better...

and i also know a place where you can see real band of black and death metal...

[goudan00]

are they playing in someones house???

[kaoko111]

Is There any real lyrics of this song?, i just ear weird noise out of his mouth, and a... i don't know if someone here jus check the image in the back, why the hell is the Che Guevara in there?.

[MaThoSch]

ture fucking garage black metal ;)

[BizzarAtmosphere]

I really hope this band is a jock

[tknicol]

Words cannot describe how grotesque this really is.....

[grindmax]

OGNUNO SUONA A MODO PROPRIO..LA CHITARRA VA SOLA..LA BATTERIA TOTALMENTE E FUORI TEMPO..IL CANTANTE NON COORDINATO VOCALMENTE E FUORI TEMPO..CHE SCHIFO DI BAND!!

deathcore brotherhood

[VUTFC]

Mantando guerros

[sideshowsymphony]

coming from someone who listens to 50 cent?

[B1aKWoLf]

no i dnt like rap i like real rock dude 50 cent sux lol

[SJD87]

the cow bell is fucking awesome.

[TheRationalRant]

NEEDS MORE COWBELL!!!

[cbrzyx]

Are they clapping for joy, or because the noise stopped?

[bolivaskurac]

Many BM songs are like this one. The difference is that they have a lot of money so they can afford good production, expensive instruments and everything else what's required to be famous.

[sPiNcH]

blackmetal has nothing to do with "good production"

[VUTFC]

very true. But the guitars are tuned shit and they keep striking the wrong strings, the drums keep going off. and the vocalist can't sing. The quality is perfect, it just so happens the band sucks

[ViaBestiae]

Well, obviously they try to do doom/black, and there are much worse BM bands (cradle of shit, anyone? :P)

[METALIST1989]

cradle of shit doesnt even qualify as shit. Its the equivalent of shit taking a shit!

[bol316]

Who writes your lyrics? I want to hire them.

[gregoryy2k]

8 inch high hats are a no no for death metal.

[texasB666]

even a Christian rock band is better than this! there ...i said it

[Serpental]

Paul Bunyan - vocals

Humpty Dumpty w/ a bat on his face- guitars

Some other guy - guitars

Michael Myers - drums

And listen @ 0:20! Need more cowbell!

[crablord]

or John Wayne Gacy on vocals

[RicciDids]

oh god even the jonas brothers are better than this shit and they just suck at life

[TheClassicalLiberal]

evidently, they're the worst corpse paint bnd in the world. I''d sil rather listen to them than britney spears though. lol

[mercy35687]

Bands like this need to learn that just because you dress up like the weirdest looking idiots on the planet doesn't mean you have good music.

[bar56bod]

black metal is suppose to sound this shit anyway, i would have spent more time tuning up than putting make up on

[Alydus]

not even with a better dummer... it's simply awful

[krippelmathieu]

Il sont vraiment ridicule

[ExtremeSkippingFan]

How the heck did they get a gig in a club?!!?

[eatrocksah]

the drummer sucked ass, the guitarists sucked balls, and the singer was a donkey raping shit eater

[kyral210]

Lol, stratocasters.......

[Majnuel]

Damn ...

[DemilichFan]

I love BM, but I have to say that bad BM is worse than anything else.

[IchBinDerTim]

roflmao

[Swatsinger]

If they had a better drummer this would be slightly better.

[kyral210]

To be fair, all they need is a better drummer, lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist, bassist and singer. Apart form that they are pretty cool.

[BoernOlgardson]

@kyral210 yeah, thats right :D

[UTChair]

they are falling asleep :D

[parkour720]

not badest

[blackroseimmortal77]

I love the way they all look around in a sort of worried nit really sure manner, except the singer, who just sort of makes noises. I'm a big old black metal fan but this is classic

[iammetalhead123]

The best thing is that their guitar players are playing friggin Squires

Lol

And they do suck

[bolivaskurac]

What kind of people can listen to this piece of shit? I guess even the guys in the band don't listen to themselves.

[grindmasterflesh1]

the grimness is only outrun by their frostbitterness

[METALHANGOVER]

AWESOME

[drumluca78]

gonna have nightmares tonight!!!!!!!

[Kristoss666]

Yeah!!! Great show!!! I wish I was there!!!!

[mbm13213]

Motherfucker!! There's no volume on this PC in the PBX room!!!

[TheUnholyCross]

WTF WAS THAT

[Grindfucker69]

the singer looks like seth putman

[deathafterlife666]

yeah maybe its his acoustic black metal shit

[KommandoHolocaust]

Enter the gas chamber please.

[deathcore4567]

the singer is probley still a virgin

haha

[TheUnholyCross]

HAHA!!!!

[bongolow07]

...

[TheMetalAlliance]

sounded like they are trying to play doom metal

[Tb0neZ5]

its not much worse than any other black metal.

[ThrashingTerror]

just poser black metal fans who are from the suburbs, they probably want to relocate their band (not even a band) to norway XD

[bootlegpreacher]

So this is what bad black metal sounds like. It's remarkably similar to good black metal to me.

[530370863]

is this somebodys birthday party?

[SuicideNation]

Christening, actually.

[ddomz]

they're trying to be grim. If the guitars were better (this look like cheap yamaha guitars) some good amps and distortion, a better singer and a better drummer it could be pretty cool. I mean :change the whole band and music it would be a cool black metal band lol

[JohnyWindmill]

ach du scheiße sind die schlecht.

[DumboTheJumbo]

ahahah..Sounds like a bullfrog puking his guts out!!!

[darnpenguin]

What is the singer saying? I think I hear "help, I'm choking on stage and you bastards just stand around like it's part of the act."

[BAYBEEKOALA]

Whats this bands name? LOL

[zombieslovenecros]

lol i bet it was their schools talent show!

man they suck!!!

[andytsa]

i am going to smack the guy who uploaded this!

enough with all the ball busting idiots!

and what about the albanians?why do they even bother migrating when all they do once abroad they gather in squares and sit all day!

[KeNi666]

i cant believe they actually applauded to that...honestly!

[guitarparty]

that is pretty bad. the guitars sound really bad. they sound like theyre unplugged, why no distortion?

[serialslasher]

i would only buy this bands cd if they all killed themselves and then varg vikernes killed them too when he is released

[bsabbath55]

thers really not much to say about this, it really doesnt get much better

[shickywhicky]

how embarasing.

[liaanaGLUE]

wtf is this shit???? :D

[chuckman101]

guitars to lite

[jtk6959]

Short Hair and corpsepaint always a laugh.

[DeadlyFredXXX]

At least they're not out in the woods... with pandas.

And that one riff is starting to grow on me, haha.

[life2lifele55]

fuck......some people should really just stick to guitar hero

[samelowlife]

wtf? the drummer.. this isn't no hip-hop show buddy!

[drumsrsuperduper]

their drummer cannot keep the beat to save his life...ive been playing for almmost 3 months and i know im better than him.

[34headsonastick]

i honestly didnt think it was THAT bad, but still pritty bad. but over all it was shit and i was supprised to hear all that clapping at the end

[DeadlyFredXXX]

Because maybe the people appreciated that those guys got up and played SOMEthing? They're obviously very inexperienced. Everyone's gotta start somewhere.

[34headsonastick]

yes start some where off camcorder and away from people in a dark basement where no one can hear you. until you get hafe decesent, looks like these guys think they did pritty good lol

[philaboston]

this isnt black metal because the band failed to communicate anything to the masses. venom, the godfathers of black metal. had a subtle evil sound wrapped around the vocals that reached to the masses. black metal without this type of commication is dead metal. if satan really exists, he needs to communicate to get his message across. this band thinks that by making screams then they are evil. instead, they sound like a skunk in a blender.

[devourment666]

not all blackmetal is "satanic". there are some Pagan bands around. and satan is fictional, aswell as his counterpart.

[TomDarkwulf]

I like a lot of black metal, but FUCK that hurt my ears to listen to this.

[frozenthrone001]

yawn.

[INMETALWETRUST1988]

holy vagina hairs they do suck!!!

[lukmahnohans]

my favorite black metal band is living colour

[lukmahnohans]

holy shit these guys rock!!!...emperor aint got shit on these guys...ha ha ha...hey wasnt that sting on drums?ha ahha ha

[ultimatumudo]

I think you are right hehe damm they are bad...or maby its just a joke..?

[SGslaya]

this is the worst song and band ive ever heard in my life these idiots have got to be joking i didnt think a band could suck so much

[Cannibalcorpse55]

Its More Doom than Black metal

[feedbacksol]

this s awesome it doesnt suck!! I understand the song he's saying " peace and harmony are the way to heaven" , "with love we will conquer the world"

[Discreetarcher3]

those arent very black metal lyrics...

[62519136]

Was ist hier los?

[gaikokugogakubu]

scheiße, ist das schlecht.

[RamenPoodle]

The guitarist looks bewildered, like he's never played an instrument in his life.

NOT GOOD.

[RamenPoodle]

1/10

[indigochild79]

100% crap

[jimboy162]

Is there any such thing as good black metal? It's just a genre dedicated to the talentless. This seems a pretty average band in a pretty shitty genre to me.

[BboyDeusEx]

most black metal are wannabe littel pricks.

Immortal is one of the few good bands ever in my opinion.

[sebasroldanvasco]

Sie sind die apocaliptische Reiter