Crazy car fetishes

[savek2]

It's kind off fetish. One of my favorites smell is: not fully burned diesel Sound? those are two:

engine of my old c-360 3p tractor and 3,3td diesel 6 cylinders nissan patrol SD33T. I'm a deviant out of closet. Best off luck from poland.

[inmatejason]

No way, are you for real, So your channel is really a fetish channel lol

[PenZon]

I don't know about a fetish, but witnessing a product of supreme engineering defying all odds by working in conditions it was never designed for is always entertaining.

[themidnightdaylight]

Ya got to say I love the cold Start videos. Just something about seeing, dirty, beat-up, old junkers firing up and driving off... no idea why. :)

[yesiamanalien]

lol I really like old vehicles (especially old diesels) and even old engines. However I don't think I'd call it a "fetish". I really enjoy very old engines like pre-60s. However it doesn't excite me in any sexual manner.

[MrWallyNachos]

People have automotive fetishes?!!!? WTF!?

[TheSymster]

i love the ending sentence :)

[ramtuff2007]

you should make videos on demolishing derby's with your car i love demolishing

[ramtuff2007]

and i love loud mufflers even glass packs and cherry bomb mufflers

[ramtuff2007]

i love your videos dave like off roading mud boggin your videos rock 

[7477238]

Haha I remember this video. I love cars and the sounds they make but heck I'd never whack off to that sound.

[CPWindsorsub]

I like watching your reaction when a car doesn't start in the cold. It's funny. I also fit under the category of liking trains.

[ScaryGhost1]

That's just messed up

[Dieseldemen]

@William1990hill fuck off loser!!

[highcountrytimber]

Love all the knowledge shared and the comedy as well.

[ChaseTheAce45]

1:35 cat says Wassuuupp!

[MyThunder777]

ya what he said

[guitarpicker1988]

Do you still have the first video you uploaded on youtube ?

[wheely132]

Same here Dave, I did a coldstart on my 91' GMC Suburban, I almost immediately found like 10 of those people with pump fetishes.

[85C10CHEVY]

So the Cheviac's a star in more ways than one......eeeeewwwwww D:

[88119966]

only on the internet.

[MR2Di4]

I love watching the mechanical magic that happens at Dave's Farm.

Do I have a fetish, no.

But I am forever fascinated at the resiliency of the cars and creations featured in Dave's vids. Too many people think that cars are fragile and carbon up their engines driving "carefully" never really knowing what even the most basic machines can really do when the kid gloves are taken off. Dave does credit to the engineering taken for granted and amazes me with his own stuff. Redline for a good time!

[sideburns2009]

I love the cold start vids but just because its interesting seeing which cars start. Sort of like betting on one car or the other. I have no sort of "attraction" to it or "turn on".

[TheTrihorn1]

I like this type of stuff but it would it doesn't turn me on lol

[sackwack1981]

i dont no how ny 1 can get off on it i found ur videos by misstake nd subscribed straight after ide rather watch stunts but have found an intrest in all ur vids love keep them comeing

[thestuffz]

there is a ton of weird foot pedal pumping fetish people...

[auaiao9]

@thestuffz what's your weird fetish?

[thestuffz]

@auaiao9 none

[auaiao9]

@thestuffz none that you'll admit to on here

[NobbysPcHelp]

i like the mechanical side of things like repairing the cars etc.

[NOLIMIT69NOLIMIT2000]

I would express something all over my desk if you would start that fucking Cheviac.

[adosno883]

starting old cranky carberator cars the best

[xen423]

nice video, really true

[TheVloguk]

Thats a very interesting video. I never thought about people liking videos in that way. I love the Smokey diesel videos but Dont think its a fetish. Rock on dave

[fppgames]

It has to be coded in man's genes.

[LookItsRiceCake]

... ... ... I enjoy watching you try to get a shitty car to start despite impossible odds because I think thats cool. If someone is getting randy off that you got issues.

[jessicaburciagishot]

@LookItsRiceCake lol same here. like wtf?

[auaiao9]

@LookItsRiceCake What makes you randy? C'mon I know there's something deep in your closet.

[sodapop554]

The kinda stuff Dave & the rest do doesn't turn me on, it's just fun to watch. A fetish imo is only something that's sexual, nothing more or less. It's cool watching Dave succeed at the many challenges he comes up against since it inspires us to always give it our all. Whether that be starting an old car or growing a pair to do something else exciting & dangerous. Dave is like a father to all of us, he shows us how to be real men & either fix it or destroy just it.

[sodapop554]

@sodapop554 *just destroy it

[Jmaster2230]

Hey you fixed the latch for your boom on your backhoe!!!!!!

[russtex]

I don't have any car 'fetishes'....but, love your videos anyway. I especially love your repair videos!

[LeakyDiaper]

Search objectum-sexuality

[LeakyDiaper]

Nothings as crazy like the girl whos in love with and sleeps with the Berlin wall.

[CaraBrimleyRules]

Never mind about all that, when is Jen or some hot girls going smash up some cars with the backhoe/sledgehammer etc?

[NewWaveFan1]

Was that Teddy or one of the other cats?

[Davidsfarmlives]

@NewWaveFan1 that was princess

[NewWaveFan1]

There is a show on tlc where a guy kisses the exhaust of his car it's going to air in the next few weeks.

[owen75]

lol wut, i've never thought ppl would have a fetish on starting cars... i mean i like watching the cold start videos for that oooohh and awww.. i mean these cars are beaten up and all that shit the weather throws at them and they still manage to start, just kinda amazes me lol

[123Trumpeter]

Let's all stop arguing.

[theoriginalelzincho]

what the hell i like cars but i dont masturbate to them

[poopoosmashers]

My dad has this Daihatsu Cuore 2000 Automatic, and the cylinder 1 has a blown o-ring and the transmission o-ring is blown too.. but i just love the car, and once i start to drive this year, i will drive that car :)

[6speeddakota]

You should put the things I love/hate videos back on

[justflooreit4me1]

Davidsfarm does rock. I was subscribed on your other channel. I did not know you had a new 1. I really do enjoy your videos. Yeah I'm 1 of those perverts that enjoy the pedal pumping. But only with the barefoot female doing it. The videos I like that you do are the crazy things to build the funny things do and the technical videos you make which are awesome.

[MrImacarfan]

HAHAHAHA DAVE YOUR A CRANKER WANKER MULE LOL. sooo weird.

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

when dave put his love finger in that oil pan and i added it to my playlist i really thought others would get as excited as i did. i totally get the whole fetish thing. see his middle finger all dripping wet ahhhhhhhhhhh..

i wish there were more female dave rock fans that get off on him like i do. oh well....more dave for me!!!!

[2008atomic]

@DoubleEntendreSongs Are you over 18? If so will you crank my wanker?

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@2008atomic Sorry but i do not know what that means.

are you asking if you could put your dip stick in my dip stick tube?

[2008atomic]

@DoubleEntendreSongs Yea I think it would be fun.. Then I can check your oil level in your rear oil fill tube. You can wank on my crank until it spits out some white engine assembly lube. Then we can build a mentally sick motor and let it fuck us.

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@2008atomic wow!!! you sound like you know your way around a well built chassis like dave does.

do you have a short shifter or a long shifter like dave has?

[2008atomic]

@DoubleEntendreSongs I have a long shifter baby, for most women it requires a strong arm to shift it from ass to clit gear. I hope your 18+ and can safely reach the clutch to shift without grinding my wanker gears.

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@2008atomic sadly i can't say my age. my mom said i put too much on the net already that i should not have said. does age really have to be 18+? i thought you can drive at 16 and work on cars at any age?

she is a freak about saying my age for some reason and i can't risk her closing my youtube so i have to follow some rules. wait until she sees all these comments tomorrow night when she checks how i've been doing on youtube. HAHAHAHAH

the shirk will be mad for sure....

[2008atomic]

@DoubleEntendreSongs Ok well im going to have to hide my shifter from you then, because you have to be 18+ to bang my gears. Sorry.

[Begbucks]

@DoubleEntendreSongs Yes dear; I couldn't agree more. It seems the minority rule is at 13%

While I slobber over the rugose flesh of the seasoned woman, I would duly expectorate plasma as well upon thrusting my digitus medius into your cavity of desire.

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@Begbucks WOW! that kind of talk really turns me on!!! i wish dave was as poetic as you. dave is more too the point and blunt which is what i love him so much but sometimes a girl needs this flowery talk.

my cavity belongs to dave but i would let you give me a pearl neckless like in the zz top song. it would look really nice with my black bikini top.

<3 Molly

[rcbasher101]

@DoubleEntendreSongs WTF

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@rcbasher101 what the prob?

lets be friends and love dave in our own ways.

[giterdone93]

@DoubleEntendreSongs slut

[Begbucks]

@DoubleEntendreSongs Yes Molly, so I gathered ;)

Needless to say; I can only imagine how the contours of the silhouette would flow under the palms when nourishing ecstasy off vehement fervor.

Your gifts are well received :)

[LookItsRiceCake]

@Begbucks Are you smoking a copy of Shakespeare? xD

[Begbucks]

@LookItsRiceCake Not today

[MCTeck]

Dave...I like the Smash,Jump, Cold Starts, The "Builds" Diesel van conversion,Tanker, Etc,But your "How To repair Vids are the Best! Especially the Microwave repair Vid . And your Vids on the Gasoline/Diesel Bulldozer! I found your Youtube Channel while searching for Vids on a 1986 Mercury Topaz.. The Topaz was involved in a Demo Derby.at the Farm..!

[TheTarrMan]

3:07 you mean theirs actually a website were people pay to see other people act like there starting old grown in car's??? With all due respect David, let me be the first non-hatter to tell you to stop spending so much time online, lol. I think calling it a "fetishe" is a bit overboard, I think of it as a passion . . . like you said(4:49).

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@TheTarrMan it's a fetish. when i hear the cheviac rumble to life i start to get really wet. i'm not joking either.

[TheTarrMan]

@DoubleEntendreSongs lol

[madman1124]

very awesome Dave, been watching sinde the early cold starts and still love.

[kinkfreebird96]

Awsome video!!!

[Logansfarm]

i get requests like that from time..

[mustie1]

I here ya, I started getting requests to show more of the feet when starting and things like that,,

[daalhoffarm]

Great video!

Like always!

Keep going Dave!

[monboy10]

i love all of it but it doesn't turn me on

[bscross32]

dave, i think you invented the cold start and if not you showed them to me for the first time and now i go looking for them on youtube from time to time.

also i like the smell of diesel exhaust on a cold morning driving by me as i'm standing outside.

[KrzychOlsztyn]

I LOVE COLD STARTS! :) I think I'm crazy :D

[kaiyoshi2243]

I'm glad I found your new site, David. You just keep doing what you're doing and I'll keep watching and clicking that thumbs up button. Thanks for all vids.

[davidiramills]

i got a lawnmower/cart fetish thats why i love YouTubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeee

[aljazperc]

/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY

People Are Strange

[QuadroNVS]

my first davesfarm video was a cold start

[vwestlife]

As an ordinary, boring gay man, my interest in your videos is completely innocent... except when they happen to have hot young guys in them. :-) But rest assured it is the human beings whom I find attractive, not the vehicles!

[reccirunescape]

Thefuck.....

[Oldsmob455]

Your videos were the inspiration for my cold start video.

[JeepGCOverland47]

this video is kinda creepy, but true haha

[Tmansgokarts]

LOL, I have noticed this stuff also, lots of PMs .... " hey could you do a cold start video "

[mightyfinejonboy]

MMMmmmm looks like i'm a pervert after all LOL!!!

[shiezeka]

Start more cars Dave!

[buddytyree]

Thank God people besides me are starting to see how fucked up this DoubleEntendreSongs chick is.

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@buddytyree lets be friends and each love dave in our own way. you don't have to be mean to me. i still like you. lets be friends? dave likes me and just PM'd me btw,

[sodapop554]

@buddytyree Yeah sounds like just a troll to me.

[burncy]

i don't think that's fetishism, we just want to see something that we rarely can do in life, like starting a carburated car, or drive a dump truck or do skyhill. So we look someone else doing it! That's all.

[Huelva]

In fact i heard some time ago about a guy in England or whatever being arrested for fucking a car in public... How the hell can anyone fuck a car anyway? Exhaust pipe perhaps? LOL

[zetnakatel]

@Huelva I think this is the same guy you taking about

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[zetnakatel]

just paste the link in google graphics

[halfasser]

I watch all dave's vids for the all the...pussy ;-)

[2008atomic]

Best fuck I ever had was when my 1988 astro van fucked me while trying to go up a steep bridge.

[wotldthe2006]

@2008atomic lol my 1992 Saturn did that up a hill and blown a piston and went rolling back down the hill almost hitting other cars talking about getting Fucked.

[mjndblain]

i always wanted a blow job from the air intake

[mjndblain]

tire sex

[iexploderacoons]

Toolry

[tallmike90]

thats crazy



[Acewick1]

dave is a weirdo im not surprised

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

@Acewick1 erm no!!!!

[alecjahn]

Just think of those awesome extra views you're getting. :D

[MangoSmoothie16]

Im a dude... All I can I say is I love the idle of a cammed engine where the is a nice lope. Thats the closest I got

[josderedneck22]

I remeber all these old vids from the Former best channel on YT......

Dave still Rocks !!

[carswesty]

i like how to repair,fix & do vids,,,is that a fetishes? i just look at that has learning stuff!

[naterade21]

wow old video (you can tell cause of the white van)

[HelloHansSolo]

@naterade21 Rebecca is that u?

[naterade21]

@HelloHansSolo who the fuck is rebecca

[HelloHansSolo]

@naterade21 YOU CUNT BITCH MOTHERFUCKING ASSWIPE HO DUMBASS BOOGERNUGGET FUCK, dont u disrespect me like that u asshole. Stop fucking yur mothers rotten tuna stenched cunt and talk nice for a change.

[techhelper1]

@HelloHansSolo Calm dowm.

[naterade21]

@HelloHansSolo im not a chick you dipshit im a guy go troll on someone else you asshole

[woollyification1]

Cum on buddy answer me are ya choochin

[2008atomic]

@woollyification1 YES IM FUCKING CHOOCHIN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[woollyification1]

2008 attomic that is who I'm ahmen in. Who hoop yea baby chooch it

[OvoJeGovno]

I love cold start videos. Not because I have a fetish, but because I like seeing and hearing about various car problems and I like the anticipation, wondering if they can be fixed or not.

[serbia991]

Hello stalker girl Molly I Dave most Likly has no intension of ever meeting a crazy fuck up girl like u

[josderedneck22]

@serbia991 She even been trying trough me coss i'm in his other cool channels !!

[woollyification1]

Hahaha ahmen to that

[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs you seriously need help!!!!

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@Jeffreyrno i'm getting help and cooperating with my shrink. that is why i can't be so attached to dave the lady says.

don't worry bout me. i'm making great progress she said.

[zetnakatel]

@DoubleEntendreSongs

so all this is for real ? your all posts and your crazy vid ? you not kidding ? gee that's a bit scary. If you don't mind.. how old are you ? ;)

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@zetnakatel i'm old enough to legally make a baby in canada right now.

why would i kid about this stuff? i spend every free minute watching videos dave makes. i stalk his youtube and every video until my mom takes my computer away. one day i spend 18 hours watching the save video over and over again. even dave told me i'm obsessed. but i'm doing well the shirk says.

dave saved my life and i want to give him a baby.

i love dave like none of his other 100K subs did.

[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs seriously if you dont stop posting these obscured comments im going to report you... a baby can hack your account so please dont make me delete your shit.... even if you make another one i will continue to hack it... if i really have to i will put a stage 10 virus on your computer to make it crash everytime you get on one of his videos

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@Jeffreyrno sorry. dave likes me though. dave will be mad at you.

i'm not out to hurt dave. we talk all the time.

i talked to a very smart man on youtube and he told me the laws and i'm not going to get dave in trouble. that is why i am waiting TWO years to make a baby.

[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs your fucking mental



[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs i could care less, and how did he save your life? explain yourself and i'll stop where im at now... i just got into your netstat, i know your location and im seriously 3 clicks away from wiping you off YT

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@Jeffreyrno when dave was gone from youtube i begged everyone that knew him to come back when i was at my darkest hour. watch my videos. i felt like not living anymore.

dave decided to come back and make videos for FREE. he does not get paid anymore because he knew his fans like me needed him.

dave came back and i decided to get better and have only happy thoughts.

please don't do anything to my account. dave is not gay so even if i am gone he won't love you. sorry but that is how it is.

[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs ok first of all my wife is sitting next to me second of all my boys are out riding their dirt bikes so i clearly not gay and second that not even an excuse to wana kill yourself, 2 clicks away you got 5 minutes to come up with a better answer

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@Jeffreyrno i told you the truth and that is all i can tell you.

i guess do what you got to do. why do you hate girls so much that love dave so much though?

why don't you just stay out of mine and dave's business? did you ever talk to dave about Molly before you do something you'll regret?

send dave a PM about me and you will see how much he likes me.

i have dozens of comments and messages i'm going to make in to a video someday.

your jealousy if not very cool at all.

[Jeffreyrno]

@zetnakatel she's 16 dude,,, im actually worried for daves life,,, this chicks gona get him put away for some stupid shit

[CalebEatsaBullet]

@Jeffreyrno I went to that channel. I notice there's no real video of "her" and the whole thing seems pretty phony to me. I don't know if those messages were faked or taken out of context somehow. Its just another asshole trying to make trouble for Dave I believe.

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@CalebEatsaBullet talk to dave. it is all true.

dave even left a channel comment there on our day. go though my channel comments to see it.

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@CalebEatsaBullet you are so wrong i'm laughing.

i'm not an asshole. LOL

dave knows me well and for several years.

i had pics of me up with shirts about cutting a pigs head off and how wet i get for dave. dave has seen it all. HAHA

[CalebEatsaBullet]

@DoubleEntendreSongs you have a serious problem buddy

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@CalebEatsaBullet i know, that is why i have to see a shrink twice per week. i'm really doing well now though.

[Jeffreyrno]

@CalebEatsaBullet Yes caleb i believe it's someone one of his ex-wife's is using to troll his accounts, it's funny how i'v never seen this persons comments until dave came back to yt after all the other BS he went through... what do you think should be done iv got a team of people im exchanging ideas with on how to exterminate this pest

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@Jeffreyrno simply talk to dave and ask him what to do.

dave will tell you to do nothing. dave knows me.

i've me leaving comments on the original DF videos and show the proof in my videos. the guy that runs (owns) DFL channel blocked me and dave had me unblocked because he likes me.

just talk to dave about me before you think you are doing dave a favor.

you are making a fight with the wrong person.  just talk to dave and see for yourself.

[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs the second you put up a video of yourself i'll believe you,,, i shouldnt have to go to dave... your making me think your his ex wife,, state your yt name while your at it,,,,

[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs what are you going to do the second dave kicks you to the curb,,, and dont say he wont....

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@Jeffreyrno you must be a hater if you think dave would do that.

dave likes me. he just PM'd me.

[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs lol yea he just pm'd me too,,, he says your a crazy bitch and needs to get a life there so much more in the world than trying to do shit that not going to happen.... oh yea if i was a hater why would i be sub'ed to dave for the past 5 to 6 years

[DoubleEntendreSongs]

@Jeffreyrno if he just said that show me a screw shot? dave doesn't talk about me like that you liar.

if dave would have adopted me 2 years ago shit would have happened. my dad was even willing to pay legal costs to let dave adopt me.

[Jeffreyrno]

@DoubleEntendreSongs christ your family is fucked up.. is your dad your moms brother? i really dont understand how you got like this,,,, but like i said make a video of yourself then it would be believable



[CalebEatsaBullet]

@Jeffreyrno challenge them. Seems to me somebody so in love with Dave would have posted a video of themselves saying that. This person is never going to show their face because it's all make believe. I don't think even Dave's ex is this stupid, in fact this whole thing looks like something a dude would come up with. I don't think Dave has any friends at youtube so I doubt they will help. I'd say as long as this guy wants to play this immature game just keep laughing at him for the phony he is.

[Jeffreyrno]

@CalebEatsaBullet word, that would be weird if it really was a guy,,, iv called him/she out numerous time to make a video of themselves,, but beat around the bush... so im calling it a night but my team says we should corrupt his/her computer... but id rather take your approach on the situation... if it's true on what he/she is saying, then if i was dave i would tread lightly.. could be trouble ya know

[94AccordAW]

This explains why I love these videos so much. I just love cars, and car-related fun.

[fballev55]

some people are so fucking weird.

[TheAppleRock]

when was this recorded!

[josderedneck22]

@TheAppleRock About 3 years ago......

[30GB]

LOL thats so fked up. I just watch because its fun

[Corkoth55]

still creepy .. even the second time around dave.

[rwdplz1]

Wait a minute, are you telling me there are people who don't 'get off' to engines revving? The sound of a Countach being revved up and taken through the gears? What's wrong with these people?

[mccrackenphillip]

I See What You Mean Will There More Older Cars At The Farm Some Time Man?

[gmancarini1]

idk y but i have a fetish for chains (like jewelry)

[WillThePlank]

I guess that brings a whole new meaning to ''cranker wanker''