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  • I hate it when you walk down the aisle and then the fat ass lady in front of you stops for no god damn reason, and you cant go around cause of her fat ass, so u have to change aisle, or when a slow fat ass retired cunt walks super god damn slow.

  • I hate the prices lol

  • @Xevnest24 i fucking hate re usable bags peridos and it boild my blood when they ask like fucking retards for paper bags

  • I hate working for them. You think being a customer is bad? Try dealing with customers. Working at a dollar store the last thing you should get asked is "how much is this?" It's the most often asked question i get. It's a fucking dollar you brain dead fuckwits!

  • Some grocery stores where i live have a legal right to sell expired juice

  • Open the lane right now before I put you blood on this damn lane. LOL had me Rolling

  • I hate when there's a freakin baby in front of me crying like a bitch. And the bitch ass mother with a 1000 items, takin all fuckin day!!!

  • i HATE when im in line and people are riddin up my ass with their cart. swear to god next person that does it imma AK their house!

  • @humungos w.e shut up dont hate!!!

  • Fuck HumongousJohnson

  • It looks like you've been spending a lot of time IN the grocery store - FATASS!

  • i always get the shitty cart that one wheel never wants to spin like the others, its like that one wheel is segregated.

  • i hate how like every lil kid has to stare at me when im trying to get my groceries, even standing in line and theres on in the lil kiddy seat, they stare at me thinking im like an alien, the only good moment is when i make a kid stop freaking crying when they see me. wheres the discipline like the old days?

  • i hate how u have to pay to shop at these huge warehouse grocery stores, like i want one gallin of milk, o u have to pay 60 bucks a month to get a god damn gallon of milk!! pay to shop my ass, wal mart is my bff. U pay more at a sams club or BJ's( thats somewhere ill never go, think bout that one) its in bulk and most of that food u buy in bulk goes to wast nyway, so ur wasting money. I want like one bottle of ranch dressing, not the entire factory!!

  • I hate how that the security guard doesn't care and let's everyone pass, then he stops me, takes my reciept, reads every item and look for it in my cart, then he looks through your cart and counts every item, it always happens to me and it's annoying. :I

  • theres like 25-30 lanes in walmart....they only ever use like 5 and those are packed....WTF YOU HAVE 25 UNUSED LANES OPEN EM UP!

  • Happends every fucking time in Sam's 40 min b4 they close

  • i hate tht crappy things cost to much

  • when you find a relative and a/an aisle is empty and when your done talking, there's now 3-5 people in line. it fucking sucks and i HATE it sooooooooo damn much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the bimbo cashier

  • Okay well I hate how there's always dumb ass teenagers who take forever on 1 item and they just take a century just to get done with 1 person

  • i hated when the bitch at the counter smells like shit i hated thatt shit when that happends

  • I hate when the security guard follows you all damn day. I actually spoke up and said "why are you following me?!"

  • @TehEvilLlama1 and what he say? =)

  • I hate when poeple stare at you and what your buying.

  • I hate when you get behind some bitch with alot of wic coupons. I hate when the security guard follows you around the store, then when you turn and look at him he acts like he's looking at fuckin tampons

  • Going to giant, at the checkout, "take these coupons that can be used as a discount on foods that nobody ever buys."

  • I hate the fake ass fucking smiles. Don't smile at me I know you aren't happy to be at this bullshit place. People aren't allowed to be themselves; and if they are somehow that makes them a bad employee? I don't expect people to be rude but being fake is just as bad. The other thing I hate when some godamned, spandex ,baby machine won't let me ahead of her when I have 2 things and she has 500 pounds of shit she doesn't fucking need. Keep it up Sigga go to the top.

  • i fucking hate when u give them a large bill and theyre like do happen to have change sir and ur like no and they put that that bitch ass face on and u have to wait for like an hour so u can get ur damn change.

  • i hate those kids at walmart who scream and beg for video game

  • i hate wen you see some nice ass bitch at the check out and then you get in line and you wait three hours then all of a sudden some ugly fat hoe takes her place

  • When some1 in the isle drops something and they turn around to u to pick it up. When your in an isle and there's a lit if people and u try to get through and u tell them excuse me but they keep on doing their thing until they find what they want and walk off

  • People always call me a dick when they leave their cart on one side of the aisle then go to the other half and stand their staring at freaking jelly and i push their cart all the way down the aisle. Start a movement where u do this to people and post a video of it on my channel or a response.

  • haha

    

  • i hate when babies cry and shit their pants and put a fuckin cloud of gas over the whole damn line

  • the prices!!! 3:50 for some bread? duude com'on its a life essential

  • The kids running, playing taking things out your cart! It's freaking anoying !

  • Having to Walk into the store when I could be Watching angry black man :/

  • I cant stand when someone knocks something over and then looks at u like its your fault and refuse to pick the thing up

  • Holy hell, I friggen hate the screaming kids nd the people who move like they're the living dead.

  • WIC

  • Those little-ass kids who babble in the buggy all the way through the store. Piss me off.

  • FOODSTAMPS!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • @dcshoe650 I never understood why food stamps are hated. as someone who used food stamps, and the guy behind me would let out this over dramatic sigh, I asked what he was using, and he would say credit card. My order was just as fast as his. I pointed that out, and he had this face like i just taught him calculus in 8 seconds, and he had to take it all in real quick.

    Food stamps in no way clog up the line as bad as wic or a check. cash even, is slower.

  • no forget all of you I HATE THEM DAMN PEOPLE WHO STOP TO TALK WITH THE CASHIER, THEN I HATE THEM DAMN PEOPLE WHO USE LIKE 50 DIFFERENT COUPONS THAT THEY GOT OUT OF A DAMN NEWSPAPER LIKE BITCH CAN YOU NOT CARE SO MUCH ABOUT 20 CENTS jesus....

  • @KarumaGaming there was this guy at K-Mart who was buying 50 GIft Cards with Gift Cards

  • I hate them screamin bratty kids....OH I HATE EM SO.....

  • i hate the old food that has to be eaten 1st day

  • I just hate coming across acquaintances that I really don't want to see at the store. It's those people that you know, but don't ever want to see again, especially when you're doing your grocery shopping. Like, sometimes they'll work there, or pass by, and I have to go to the other lane just to avoid them.

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  • 2:35 black women speech !!!!! rofl

  • free sample lol

  • Fuck you adversitements!

  • I hate it when a 5 year old mother fucker throws a tantrum and throws some food and shit on the floor then you come round the corner and slip on that mother fuking peice of shit

  • i hate how they ask for you ID to buy almost nything cuz of stupid ppl out there that do dumb shit with it. like carb. cleaner i get ccarded to buy that now cuz ppl huff it and even SUPER GLUE!! wtf i got carded for that. im 20 years old and u shouldnt b carding me here

  • i hate how the credit card machine has like every damn language known to man on it and all u want is english, and i hate how theyre putting spanish on every item now.  soon it will be required to learn in school spanish. where is the world coming to

  • When there are 20 stupid dam mexicans in your same aisle

  • I don`t know what grocery stores you go to.

  • i like turtles .

  • I hate it when you walk by the aisle with the condoms and a random guy comes up, holds up the magnum brand and says "You'll never fit into these, MAGNUMS!"

    This actually happened to me. No joke.

  • @BackwardsHatToucan Hahaha i would beat him up and took some magnums =)

  • The fact that walmart never has more then 2 lanes open at a time

  • i hate when your at walmart and its really busy and your the one that walks in at the 'perfect" time when all the old bitches are there and your stuck behind them the whole way to the back of the store because they conviently need the same shit you do.....

  • i hate it when i go buy something at a convenience store like a pack of gum, then as the cashiers ring it up they start asking a shitload of questions like it's an interrogation by the fbi. such as, do you have your ___ card today? do you wish to donate to this charity? do you want this in a bag? no, OF COURSE I DONT WANT IT IN A BAG IT'S A FUCKIN CHOCOLATE BAR! whaddya think im doin, givin it to my fatass granny for a christmas present or something?

  • LOL bitch get out the damn lane for i trip yah and make your face explode on the pavement! bahahaha

  • When they say, "Want a free sample?" " Sure" " That will be $10 please."

  • vvvv and those lanes that are INFRONT OF AN ISLE

  • Carts that are old and the wheels don't turn well.

  • I hate it when I go to wal-mart, and I need to dump a load, so I leave my cart by the bathroom, and by the time i get out, one of every condom known to man is in the cart with one single steak fillet mignon.

  • at wallmart some faggat gets in my way and starts cusing me out fuck u

  • i hate at alldis where thy rig up all your shit put it in a different cart then you have to bag up your own shit

  • Having been a bag boy, I hate when someone buys a shit ton of crap, I finish bagging all of it, they're all rung up and ready to go, we have a bunch of other people waiting in line, then, they stare at all their bagged up shit, and stupidly say "Oh, uhh, I brought re-usable bags."

    Well that's fan-fucking-tastic. Whaddya want me to do, unbag everything now?!

  • @Xevnest24 dude i was a bagger too and that fuckin sucks! but whats way worse is when you bag like $2000 worth of shit and they try to pay AND THEY CANT FUCKING AFFORD IT. i'm like are you fucking serious??? then i had to unbag all that shit and put them back on the shelves. and thats when i decided to become a fuckin serial killer hahah

  • @Xevnest24 yeeah man i use to be a bagger but that never happened to me i didnt get paid though i would get tips.

  • i work at a grocery store. i hate when people leave their baskets in random places of the parking lot. they cant walk a few more steps and push their baskets into the basket lane?

  • I hate it when two people talk in the lane and block the whole god damn lane.

  • I HATE it when parent's can't control their bratty-ass kids. They're having a complete meltdown because they can't have their favorite candy or cereal, and if you even look over at these parents, they give you the stink eye. Excuse me if you have to keep your kids on a leash because you failed parenting classes, but learn to controll your fucking demon spawns and no one will think you're a bad parent and disciplinarian!

  • i mean hate srry typo

  • i hae when fat ass bitches have like 100 items nd you have to sit there for half an hour

  • i hate when ur at k mart and its fuckin packed and there is only one cashier working and s/he is half a tard

  • I hate when they ask you for the club card, or they ask you to get a club card. Not like the good old days when shit was either on sale or not on sale.

  • i hate when little kids run around screaming and stuff looking for theelir mommy. then they run into u and give u the death eye._.

  • i hate it when i have 1 thing and a old lady is in front of me with 101 things

  • I hate it when a old as lady takes her sweet old time in the lane.

  • I have 2 things; first of all when the fucking toilets are clogged and when the damn at Walmart tell u " hello please get of the scooter"

  • before i was in walmart i was in line and this nasty fat guy starts rubbing his asscrack on the corner of the cart half his fucking ass was showing i almost fucking puked

  • i hate when there is some ugly ho who kashere who keeps eyein' you

  • in australia the cashier puts it down only when theres no line left ;p

  • 2:35 ! hahahahaha. Black Lady Impression

  • I hate it when your behind a Bitch with 5 or 6 kids and as soon as they get to the cashier the kids start flippin the fuck out cause she wont let them get no candy and when shes embarssed she finally just lets them get some candy and they take about 15 minutes picken out what they want and the bitch wont even let you go ahead and when you finally get out of the store store you have that sense of regret thinkin, i should have gotten in the other lane.

  • I also hate it when they say "SO!"!!!! I've typed this before but I don't give a fuck any god damn day!!! I'm like, "Bitch, don't so so me motherfucker, who the fuck you think you is?! You don't fucking know me, bitch! I'm not your kid, bitch. I'm not your fucking shit for brains boyfriend, bitch! Fuck you, I hope you die right the fuck now." Yeah, don't tell me no so cause I swear I'ma kick you son of a bitch like if you were a little chihuahua. That's just me.

  • Grocery stores also have the nastiest females ever! Oh, and one more thing the devil inside movie is a movie I'm not watching, giving the devil fame, man, fuck that!

  • I hate how your testing something out like a bicycle, and then this crazy old woman starts yelling at you.

  • i hate it when people dont stop trying to help you and bagers thing i have to tip them for 1 bag i mean come on that takes you 5 secs im not going to give a $1 for it

  • Store brand items, they dont taste as good as name brand. Also, why the hell can little kids ride the scooter things, but they won't let me ride on it.

  • TARRRR-GETTTTTT

  • you knoe what i hate what i hate is when the person at the cashier says sir can we please see your backpack like WHAT THE HELL i may be black but i aint no thief.

  • people that work there ask if i was stealing

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  • I hate when people cut infront of you and tehy denny it when you bitch about it ten you like get in the bak then they say NO kinda like dis:

    ''get in da bak''

    ''NO''

    get in the bak

    NO

    get in the BACK

    NOOOO

    GET IN THE MOTHERFUKING BAK BEFORE I ROB YOU AND ASS RAPE YOU THEN LEAVE YOU DEAD IN A ALLY SON OF A BITCH ASS NIGARACHI FOOL!

  • I hate when they ask for stupi donations and you be like umm no thank you and dey put guilt on yall den you try to tell dem NO and they still fuking with it!

  • I hate how youtube makes you go through all these securtiy crap just because you commented "alot."

  • I hate walmart. PERIOD

  • when old people think thay can just go to the front of the cue cause there fucking old i aint having that.. duno if that happens in the us but it happens all the fucking time in the uk

  • i dont no where to fuckin begin with the grocery store. first of all, they wont let me use the fuckin motorized cart without kickin my ass out of the store, they wont let me swim in the god damn lobster tank, theres always that tall skinny dude with the trench coat on who looks like 6 midgets standing ontop of eachother whos always eyeing me in the line. and WORST OF ALL, anytime i gotta use the fuckin bathroom, i gotta go to customer service, leave my fone there, and they give me a key.

  • I didnt know there were ppl in Suge Knight's stomach..lmaoo o_O

  • I hate it when cashiers are careless and don't care about their work. They are all dirty with their uniform all half ass fucked up. Makes me want to barf into an asshole.

  • @jesus77755 did u say barf in a asshole lamo

  • What do I hate about Grocery stores? Eh. Everything

  • the worst grocery store in america is the wal mart in uptown new orleans where they shot the wally world video

  • i got fired....

  • I hate when they have like 15 cash registers to use, but they only open 5 of them. Like really?

  • I hate the old ass bitches that are too old to even work there and they have a phone and slowly take their time at putting the items in the bags.

  • TOOOOOOOAARGET?

  • I hate when your buying alcahol and the cashier is underage and has to call over some other old bitch who has an attitude cuz she had to walk ten feet

  • i just hate going to them. these dumbass peices of shit casherirs at heb though it was funny to spray my dad with some fucking that cleaner spray shiot they keep by the damn cash register! i took his ass down and caal the damn cops oo i was so damn mad! thios aint no lie niether! plus their damn prices at walmart r too damn high! 30 damn$ for a damn smoke alarm!? WTF! thats y i hate going to stores unless its a store such as a hunting store sports store, etc.

  • i hate it when the cashier starts talking to the the other cashier

  • the people who own it

  • THERE IS FUCKING NOT ONE COMFERTABLE PLACE TO SIT DOWN AND TAKE A BREAK...

  • The asians at giant givin me sushi samples, and the fat ass bitches at acme.and that the guns are locked up at wal-Mart.

  • People wearing pjs.

    

  • lmfaoooo , i wish this was grand theft auto and get my uzi and take this entire store out without going to jail and getting ass raped

  • you do know there is self check out that doesnt take that long right

  • i hate seeing people talking not doing their damn job like workers at shporite

  • I hate Costco because its too fucking big!

  • Sleeping in surge knights stomach LOL

  • i've seen people like that at the express lane. pisses me the fuck off every time. so one time i actually told one of them that they had too much stuff for the express lane. she said: well i got all this shit that i have to get back to my 3 kids so i have to use the express lane to go faster. to which i replied: the purpose of an express land is to let people go faster by letting only people with less items through. you are slowing everything down by bringing a cart full of shit through.

  • i hate how the hoar clerk at shoprite flirting with the other bastards one time i am like "HURRY UP WE AINT GOT ALL DAMN DAY" and shes like ok fine chill and im only 14

  • I hate those stupid ass good deals like 50% off and there is only one item left an if you take it and turn your back for 2 seconds some stupid ass old person done snached it and ran off with it and you chasing them down the fucking isle yellin' " bitch ass nigga give that mother fucin' thing back" and then they call the police saying that you attacked them just 'cause you black. True story

  • @pussyassniggai hahaha i sware

  • @pussyassniggai ...lol what the fuck is wrong with you

  • "dudes sleepin in Suge Knight stomach"

    XD LMAO!!!!

  • @k5lta xD

  • i hate working in one

  • I hate when dem white ass soccer moms stare at me when im eating some cheetos a the grocery store you think i stole it

  • I hate being the cashier when some lady brings in 2 full carts into MY express lane.  I'm not gonna risk a complaint and say "no, you can't come to my lane"

  • I hate when old ladies pull out 20 coupons, and half of them don't work, so you have to wait for her to argue with the cashier for half an hour.

  • rip off prices8$ for some cheese sticks wata hell i say u want my big cheese stick for 8$

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  • Open the lane bitch!

  • i hate when get some cerial and there is no goddamn toy inside i want the mother fucken toy y u hatin

  • @megakofffing365 WTF dude are you serious? thats crazy

  • i ws just walking ariund and some asia said ching chang waana buy some coke man

  • i hate when the guy starts talking and he stops packing my f bags

  • the cashier takeing a looooooong ass time talking to the person in front of you.

  • I hate fat ass bitches cuttin in line wtf

    im going

    no i was here

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  • I hate when you can only take one free sample when it says free

    I'm not fat

  • make a video insulting gay brazilion and name it dcigs hates the fucken brazialions and the guy in the video name him gustavo

  • i hate when i make a boner joke in front of the people and their kids and they re piised at me like im wrong. Bitch

  • me and my mom moved to a few months ago and she was so happy to find out we live near a Walmart (she loves Walmart) but the first time we went in it the lines were long as hell and it wasn't just a one time thing its every time we go in and the people that work there are slow as fuck!

  • It pisses me off when im trying to check out and there is somebody holding up the whole line because theyre bitching abt the price of something. Im thinking damn just take ur shit and go. Also when they load their basket and leave half of the shit at the register. I mean if ur not gonna get something why did u pick it up in the first place?!?! =(

  • When that religious Indian lady is lettering the deli guy bout how she don't eat nothing that aint kosher or some shit and your stuck behind her for like 20 mins while she's protesting her rights while the guy is handing her the kosher meat and she is still like,"this doesn't look proper. So she gets them to clean off the slicer of cheese and chicken and get her damn meat and if you say nothing she gona EXPLAIN the shit out of you of het culture.

    5/16/10 longest time at grocerys ever

  • wen stupid people stay in the middle of the aisle and leave their basket there, or wen they just stand there not even shopping but talking to some random stranger they havent even met. The pisses me of sooooooooooooo much

  • What the hell kinda store does this guy go to?(;

  • i hate it when peoplethink that there better than you so they cut ya, or like they got 10,000 kids and running around trying to make them shut the hll up, like wtf do you ever take a break? i'm sry if tht affends any1 but shit it true

  • i hate when you take something off the rack to look at it and some bitch comes up and takes the muthafucka right your hands! BITCH, WHY YOU HATIN!!!!

  • taaaaaaaaaarGET

  • funniest man on you tube!!

  • what i hate about grocery store? it the fact that when you go to the store bathroom and you are not able to breath these ass whole need to clean there bathroom more often like wtf

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  • bitch get da hell out da damn lane before i trip ya and make yer face explode on da godamn pavement.

    I love this.

  • What i hate about the grocery stores? The fact that i work at one. XD

  • I hate the little baby kids crying wrecking shit and get whatever they want jesus god its annoying as fuck! thats the only reason why i dont want to go the grocery store.

  • @TheGiany23 hey im 9!!! I DONT DO THAT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS EVER HEARD OF 1 MILLION VIEWS?!?! INCLUDING KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A 1 YEAR OLD!!! SHES NICE AND FINE WITH THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING EVERY BABY KID DOES THAT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIFFERENT PPL IN THE WORLD USE COMMON SENCE KNUCKLEHEAD!!

  • @hihihi123155 Woah man calm down i just said some not all of them dude. i understand what you saying and i dont want to get into a fight with you it was just a misunderstanding look i apologize my nephew is fine too hes only 5 years old and a little hyper sometimes. I apologize dude

  • @TheGiany23 its ok