Steve Ballmer Going Nuts... Again

[nicdem25]

That's a big crowd. He's sweating a lot.

[kev12364]

Bi-polar ?

[muntoonxt]

At least Bill Gates comes across as normal.

[allogicid]

Give him Valium and Antiperspirant!

[MsShadowHedgehog14]

eww! he sweating

[Hunkola]

Any women want his fat, sweaty body sliding on them during sex ??

[terminaterjohn]

@Hunkola if it gets them billions of dollars, I'm sure many would

[mylairhasnoip]

Why does he remind me of Jeff Barnes from Chuck?

[Strigon07]

You're looking sweaty again Mr. Krabs.

[georgivelev77]

Me thinks this guy is better suited for the entertainment industry. He looks totally off place.

[GThu1]

Clown...

[DarkMalfunction]

Windows pit stains edition: shipping with a free complimentary fat guy

[wesmatron]

Hey Steve, what do camera shops need more of?

[xxoocobraooxx]

What I do before every exam..

[felixcock]

fat wank fat wank fat wank

[pissandwind]

Coke and Bullshit

[NaturalGroundation]

Every great corporation has their black sheep. Here he is...

[doomleaf]

...This is an insane version of Dr phil?

[leojavi]

Perhaps Bill wanted an asshole to replace him in order to make him look like he was a great CEO

[caviper1]

Why is this guy in the Industry?

[thewiitry]

I feel sorry that the CEO is Steve Balmer of Microsoft

[after77]

Steve is a very good motivator for developers.

I am a real Unix fan, but i really like Steve!

[jozefthedick]

lmao

[Theboyrox1]

I took pretty on people who make nasty comments about others.. Does it make any sense?.. It really not a good thing..

[porkwilliam]

well hello there, fatty!

[jtaylor12080]

Fckn psycho. Idiot and no vision whatsoever. This guy is a fckn joke.

[OverdriveRevival]

what the hell was that?

[LottieKIWI]

Small children could probably row boats in his sweat..

[illusionsOfgrandeur1]

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[KaxiLaxi]

Sick Fuck!

[Borna909]

i think at least he learned it

[dustz33]

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....because deoderant just won't do the trick for stinky Balls Balmer!

[Bokilz]

@dustz33

Lol

damn right bro ;)

[rolandixor]

@dustz33 this made me lol so hard :D

[livinpixels]

This guy made me switch to a Mac. Best decicion I ever made. Never buy a product by a corporation with such an CEO.

[1DPIKI]

@eatingcatshit So he brainwashed me into thinking Steve Ballmer is what? What th- I never did pay attention to the I'm A Mac commercials, and I only got a Mac this year.. Go and suck Ballmer's sweaty balls, worthless tool, stop thinking I take you or this seriously, and honestly.. I'm not going to bother. Haters gonna hate.

[eatingcatshit]

windows 7 is great, but I never liked that guy. But I don't like deceptive douche bag steve jobs either.

[MLGHaloKid]

@eatingcatshit Steve jobs died...

[shoresy594]

@eatingcatshit hes dead.

[tsolorio3001]

@eatingcatshit A little respect for the dead please.

[slapmyfunkybass]

@tsolorio3001 no he's not

[beancube2010]

Software engineers now are waking up and they know they be controlled by industry tycoons because they have huge potential for human evolution. You can't work hard enough for that goal alone. You must free the Internet for all people first.

[Snapscape]

Microsoft has no respect for the products from other companies, and then those products end up biting them in the ass. Microsoft is becoming old news thanks to Apple and Google.

[BillyMatt87]

After watching this, my respect for Micro$oft went down even more...

[1DPIKI]

Idiot. He talks trash about Jobs. It's a shame Jobs died. But he did the best you can really do with technology. Ballmer is just a fat ass who should... just go and be fat and sweaty.

[eatingcatshit]

@1DPIKI, hey brainwashed apple fantard, what you are saying is what steve jobs brainwashed you into believing. Like it or not, he is a marketing expert and plans those speeches to take advantage of idiots like you. I know you probably love ImAMac commercials, but news flash - fat or thin people have nothing to do with technology. And SJ wasn't exactly thin due to exercise.....

[FuckViacom4thJuly]

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[CAREDU1976]

Steve jobs...Steve jobs...Steve jobs...Steve jobs...Steve jobs...Steve jobs...Steve jobs...Steve jobs...

[Cre8tvMG]

that is so scary



[webgier]

maybe there is so many sweat because he is human. And he isnt wearing black

[Hokieman101]

I believe his antiperspirant ....has failed. ROFL

[cardosokilas]

that is exactly how my PC looks like when the anti-virus is out-dated.

[gpittel]

@biggety lol....that is some salt

[gpittel]

what an embarrassing idiot....lol he looks like he needs to be scanned for viruses.. probably just reinstall his whole system and lose everything!!! lol

Microsoft fucking blows

[Rtz321]

He doesn't need a shower! He showers himself!

[GriffinRulesdotcom]

My favorite part is when he said "Developers."

[CtBeke]

@GriffinRulesdotcom I love the part where he said "Yeah" like a girl, right around 0:13

[pikesanders]

That is the Microsoft anual meeting of employes from all the world. They HAVE applaud this idiot.

[leandrodafontoura]

This guy is ridiculous, but his crowd is huge

so many pathetics followers

[leccine]

I love this man, he is my hero!

[mauriciogracia]

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[VagradWorld]

hey windows is this your ceo ?

[attozes]

@VagradWorld It's Microsoft.

[euchanels]

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[NguyenUSNR]

Call him an idiot, call him insane, the fact of the matter is he makes more then 90% of everyone here who are insulting him. I don't work for Microsoft and probably never will, I'm just saying. Same thing with Steve Jobs, I'm not an Apple fan boy, but I see people call him names and I can't help but think "If they're such idiots, how come they're making and running some of the greatest, largest, richest, and most innovative companies in the world and not you?" Stop being haters.

[lmnllouis]

@NguyenUSNR Run for president !

[euchanels]

@NguyenUSNR Bin Ladin makes more money than you, and ran one of the worlds most innovating terrorist groups, stop being a hater!

[JohnWhitesideParsons]

Thats where my money went

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[Jitterskull]

Again! *facepalm*

[oooohsnaaaap]

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[campaingboy73]

Uhh, Have you heard of Xcode, Ballmer?

[Anziopro]

And this is why I'm proud to use a Mac.

[predatorjoutube]

He thinks, he is cool but he isnt, what an idiot

[frankwer]

He should enter the wrestling business, every opponent would have fainted by his sweatshirt attack.

[DeusDemonolith]

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[volkswagon4]

I will do this at the launch of the next Windows. With a sign and a megaphone saying, DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

[dogunruly]

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[cactussheep]

Steve goes wet 

[BiggetybuddBeats]

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[P4dddy1977]

@BiggetybuddBeats ever been on a stage like that? once you start breaking sweat your fucked cause of all the headlights.

[rkamalpt]

@BiggetybuddBeats

ah ah ah very funny thats exactly what i was thinking.

[iMacage]

@BiggetybuddBeats Made me laugh SO much! LMFAO!

[markcl230]

i liked the part where he talked about the developers

[DutchDukeMan]

Daballaporse

Developers

[DevinVIds17]

Whoa, I think he should of brought a spare shirt! He is sweating in every bending part on his upper body... Deodorant...

[planesandgadgets1994]

He sounded like he had a heart attack coming on lol

[TheYoungjeezy93]

I think he's just being a Microsoft fanboy(although I've never seen any before). What's wrong with that? :P

[faxmanloveswaffles]

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[SantaFebuff]

So this is where that song came from... and so it came.

[BrooklynNYC777]

ahahahaha

[TheYoungjeezy93]

Does this guy have any psychological issues of any sort?

[joeypesci]

Was it hot then? :)

[FallenDespair]

Extacsy

[ann0ynim0us]

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[dasaadz]

lmao this guy is high on something :L

[mrkerpal2]

holy shit sweat marks much

[anujmorex]

Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread Gingerbread.

Today is my "Hate Steve Ballmer" day.

[ComradeSlice]

@anujmorex wtf is gingerbread?

[anujmorex]

@ComradeSlice Its an Android release.

[ComradeSlice]

@anujmorex if only for ONCE a software company would do something original and not base their OS off of UNIX! I don't care what fruity name you give that stupid green robot, it's still Linux on the inside! No one has any creativity anymore...

[anujmorex]

@ComradeSlice What's wrong with using some good software to kick Microsoft in the balls? And if you even cared to know, all the processes on Android run on a Dalvik virtual machine which is certainly not a part of the kernel (Google wrote it from scratch).

BTW, Gingerbread is _not_ a name for the fruity green robot. It is just one of the Android releases.

[JohnDiesel777]

what the hell? no Air Condiotioning

[zipzip143]

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[drrobertoboogie97]

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[MRxLOKI]

This fool got a free ride to the top just because him and Gates were college buddies

[wh4tevar]

@MRxLOKI

So what? He's a modern day Machiavelli prince. A true role model.

[RainbowManification]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[mathieu1256]

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[theoneknot]

Is this a technological baptist church?

[lurconis666]

@theoneknot No, these are the Neurenberger rallies all over again.

[martydrooo]

@theoneknot "it's like art, science, and religion all rolled into one" - Steve Jobs on running a modern company

[johnyjoe2k]

You have to hand it to Microsoft for keeping this guy where he is. Not only does he seem crazy and homicidal, but he is nutz! Great spokesman! Very similar to Bill O Reilly. Both spout so much crap it amazes me!

[nnntttsss7]

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Very catchy

[curtismsblog]

Someone needs to do a video of him and Ric Flair yelling at eachother, pitt stained dress shirts and all lol

[vaper192]

this is what happon whan he dose not take his pills

[Gurgle103]

I see. It all makes sense now. WINDOWS IS MADE TO BE AS UNSTABLE AS STEVE BALLMER!

[nakedvolleyball]

@Gurgle103 Too bad it works out that windows is actually stable you fucking cunt.

[light24bulbs]

@nakedvolleyball windows is currently some of the worst operating software on the market. It's a giant mass of buggy spaghetti code. This idiot is running his corporation into the ground.

[JboyTheUltimatum]

@light24bulbs hey hey hey hey, no,no stop it

the ground is running into the corporation :D

[sakiguzman]

@light24bulbs Windows 7 is pretty good and last I head MS was doing very well, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.

[Gurgle103]

@nakedvolleyball Oh dear, 'twould seem I have been sworn at. My eyes are bleeding.

[vovade]

do that. people need you!

[mynameisgyw]

Steve Ballmer-Owner of the Seattle Supersonics.

Let's do this, we need you.

[miniroll32]

I can't believe those morons in the crowd actually clapped with Balmer. What are they, lemons?

[Bizorke]

@miniroll32 They're developers.

[aldoreshgaramok]

oh my god that's disgusting.

what a sweat hog

[Bballnerfmvp]

there is a thing called a shower....

[MrLukasart]

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[d4rksolitude]

Simply ran out of breath.. Poor fella.

[myrandomnoob]

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[AeNPe101]

ich will ja nicht unhöflich erscheinen, aber...

...hat der Typ 'nen Fisch im Ar***?

[voubbles]

baaaaaaahhh ich hasse den typen eh schon aber so??? omg -.-*

[rklcardinal]

moron, moron, moron, moron,

moron, moron, rich moron, moron

moron....

[bowm0]

i wonder why this guy is not in any south park episode. It woud be fun as hell

[ytvoice1]

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The well of words, The well of words, The well of words,

The well of words, The well of words, The well of words,

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The well of words,

[ytvoice1]

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[DasFreeMan95]

The Idiots of Gmod :D

[blackMark001]

Smells bad

[pasrvrb]

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[malisiod]

Is he normal?

[an9707]

Oh geez I cant stop laughing look at his arm pits n neck!

[TooLateTomorrow]

Should have went with a black shirt.

And deodorant wouldn't have helped him in this situation you morons. ANTI-PERSPIRANT would have.

[TestECull]

@TooLateTomorrow Same goddamn product.

Notice how the same thing we call antiperspirant today was simply deoderant 20 years ago.

[AlfNader]

@TestECull Deodorant masks odor, antiperspirant prevents sweat. You fail.

[TestECull]

@AlfNader ....you do realize that it's just some PC bullshit, right?

How do you think deoderant works, exactly? Hrm? It couldn't be because it prevents sweat now could it?

Same product. Different badge. Learn how to see through marketing bullshit.

[nahuelfp]

It looks like power is making him loosing it... just like that guy in the simpson's movie who wanted to kill springfield with a dome

[compactc9]

Does he do this on purpose or does he just lose it and can't help it?

[mikachuutme]

insert deodorant spam here, to automatically get thumbs up.

[SparkDualX]

Maybe he is insane due new products made by the company to come out, lol.

[nepta00]

This man has prostituted himself for a corporation. God help him.

[admiralbob02]

It just seems that if he is going to run around a scream a lot that he needs to do more regular cardio... he's just going to keel over one of these conferences...

[efadaei]

I wouldn't like to be around him. He probably smells like a homeless man, the way he sweats. 15 billion dollars and he can't buy an antiperspirant?

[purpledood97]

furts a bella

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[trollolololololo]

This video should be renamed: What Steve Ballmer is not.

[puggy605]

what the hell

[KomaruMedare]

When ISN'T Steve Ballmer going nuts?

[zc456]

deodorant.. deodorant.. deodorant... deodorant...

[staticVoid2]

reminds me of tim burtons depiction of the penguin in batman returns.

[iedgaer]

he should be the head of android HTC's

[eminem1022]

What a psycho motherfucker

[ytvoice1]

The water loss

thewaterloss

thewaterloss

thewaterloss

thewaterloss

Da wetted shirt

dawettet shirt

dawettedshirt

dawettedshirt

dawettedshirt

[MrJedifighter]

que chingados

[zacskou]

He sweats so much. Maybe he has water even in his head, instead of brain.

[tommyjones1978]

when you take on cocaine you really need a good deodorant!!

[thedinkyone]

Ballmer is the biggest douchebag in the world.

[sonic3243]

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[icoopers]

Microsoft world pep are the most pathetic pep i've ever seen and nuts apparently.

[ThatEccentricguy]

dudeeeeee..........a but damp there