Hey, YouTube community, I have a weird question. So me and a friend of mine played Timesplitters 3 for a while and discovered the character Hans. We were so shocked by his ugliness that he's become a big inside joke with us.
It's gotten to the point where we want to know why Hans exists in the first place. I can't seem to find who did his voice or who designed him. I don't suppose anyone randomly has any information, do you?
Hans is such an ugly fat idiot that I want to know who's responsible.
@Steveinator100 I do, you know in the level Mansion of Madness?
Jo-Beth Casey is there because she wants to join a gang, mentions someone called Donny.
In the next level, What lies Below, when Jo-Beth Casey is tied up by her foot trying to get loose at one point she says "If i'd of known this would happen I would've told Hans!"
Also when you select Hans he says "Heyy! Wanna join my gang?"
This is not really a reason why they added him, but this is the only thing I know about him
@Littlebigmoon Dude, that's awesome. I'll have to check that out.
Also, I figured out the most probable origin of Hans. The lead character designer or Time Splitters 3 is Ben Newman. Mr. Newman apparently likes drawing perverted porno pictures and creepy messed up stuff and didn't like working at Free Radical because he was too censored(says so himself). He seems like a pretty messed up guy, and the few drawings I had the misfortune to glimpse looked like the creator of Hans made them. so yea..
@Littlebigmoon oh, and also I watched the part where she's tied up upside down and she really says "If I'd known this would've happened, I would've worn pants."
@BanditOfBandwidth Neither are you. You don't seem to understand that you are a fool because you told me to cry a river after making a statement. You are a genius, I'm sorry I doubted you.
Seeing a character like Cortez dancing at all is hilarious. The fact that he does it for the entire credits makes it ever more-awesome. This was one of very few video game credits where I actually sat through.
it would of been a better ending if all his friends in time jumped in and dance with cortez (harry tiper,jo beth,robo 110) that would of been the best ending of all time to me
i remember i completed the game so many times then it broke and i went my friends we completed the game on coop and this ending happend and i was like man i miss this...BEST ENDING EVAR
I hope Crytek doesn't make TS4 have a difrent main charecter... that would suck... and theirs games that has done that and end up failing from changing main charecter >_>
best FPS by far...its funny, it has that Goldeneye 64 feel to it, it has variety on its levels, has an awesome multiplayer mechanics, got cool weapons...AND IT HAS MONKEYS!!!!!
No other series has ever allowed you to shoot monkeys and play as Vin Diesel. When this game came out, a bit of hope spawned in our hearts, and in our trigger fingers.
Cortez is a monumental frontman for a monumental series.
o ya? Harry tipper looks exactly like my chem teacher, cept he is strict yet funny so hearing tipper say "c'mon man, lets roll, we gotta boogey" makes me cry from laughing everytime
lol would be great if all games had this for an alternate ending just replacing cortez with whatever character you played in that specific game :D same music of course :D 5/5
Cortez, Harry Tipper, R110, Jo Beth Casey, The General, and Cyborg Chimp were dancing, then suddenly Hans shows up and soembody pulls out a pistol and shoots Hans, then a firefight breaks out.
Cortez, Harry Tipper, R110, Jo Beth Casey, The General, corporal hart, captain ash ,cyborg chimp and amy chan dance then all the crows appear everyone takes out a gun and strats a fight.
i have the game too and i was sad when i have seen the credits cause i wanted more missions, its the best game, and time assasin cortez, headsprouter, and berserker splitter and the deerhunter
now that ive seen this video, i start to play time splitters, like in january
i think it should of got all of the players the zombies harry tipper everybody and got them all dancing that would be awesome! LOL but u gotta love cortezzz! =]
I miss this game.
NEWS6678 2 weeks ago
HEY DJ!
Vids4Dinner 1 month ago
space man!
gameguru3112 1 month ago
AHHHHH IT BURNSSS
Tinizel 1 month ago
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Very Good,I'am Brazilian :)
bitoresisaac1 1 month ago
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bitoresisaac1 1 month ago
240p we meet again
bartbouten 1 month ago
Best game ever made
billwasill 2 months ago 2
Lets see Master Chief and Ghost do this :D
P0PTArrtSxD 3 months ago
SPACEMAAAAAN!!!!!! This game will forever have a place in my heart... My only regret is playing call of duty before this...
mtcp122 3 months ago
@mtcp122 Maybe in space no one can hear ya, but here, you're louder than a fireworks factory!
Shadowmov3r 1 month ago
Dr. Crow used his time machine to downvote this vid twice.
CursedNobleman 3 months ago
So, he did go to Tippers party after all.
Littlebigmoon 4 months ago
They so need to make a TimeSplitters movie and get Vin Diesel to play Cortez.
MercuryMorrison1 5 months ago 3
Hey, YouTube community, I have a weird question. So me and a friend of mine played Timesplitters 3 for a while and discovered the character Hans. We were so shocked by his ugliness that he's become a big inside joke with us.
It's gotten to the point where we want to know why Hans exists in the first place. I can't seem to find who did his voice or who designed him. I don't suppose anyone randomly has any information, do you?
Hans is such an ugly fat idiot that I want to know who's responsible.
Steveinator100 5 months ago
@Steveinator100 I do, you know in the level Mansion of Madness?
Jo-Beth Casey is there because she wants to join a gang, mentions someone called Donny.
In the next level, What lies Below, when Jo-Beth Casey is tied up by her foot trying to get loose at one point she says "If i'd of known this would happen I would've told Hans!"
Also when you select Hans he says "Heyy! Wanna join my gang?"
This is not really a reason why they added him, but this is the only thing I know about him
Littlebigmoon 4 months ago
@Littlebigmoon Dude, that's awesome. I'll have to check that out.
Also, I figured out the most probable origin of Hans. The lead character designer or Time Splitters 3 is Ben Newman. Mr. Newman apparently likes drawing perverted porno pictures and creepy messed up stuff and didn't like working at Free Radical because he was too censored(says so himself). He seems like a pretty messed up guy, and the few drawings I had the misfortune to glimpse looked like the creator of Hans made them. so yea..
Steveinator100 4 months ago
@Littlebigmoon oh, and also I watched the part where she's tied up upside down and she really says "If I'd known this would've happened, I would've worn pants."
that girl weirds me out :P
Steveinator100 4 months ago
@Steveinator100 Ah, does sound like Hans.
Littlebigmoon 4 months ago
I always loved these credits beat the game just to watch it sometimes:P
KalogST 6 months ago in playlist TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
BEST CREDIT EVER!!!
TheTabshirEmperor 6 months ago
timesplitters is always funny
finalhazard0 6 months ago
lol moment:
what if that was GlaDOS? or even chell?
Pi314Genuis 7 months ago
this should have been a game mode
odin6616 8 months ago
Me: What the hell is taking so long for Timesplitters 4.....
"Meanwhile, at Free Radical: 0:00"
BanditOfBandwidth 8 months ago 25
@BanditOfBandwidth
You mean
"Meanwhile at Crytek UK: 0:00"
BrandonS1994 7 months ago
@BanditOfBandwidth Hate to break it too you but Free Radical got shut down and bought out. If they're disco dancing, it's on their own time now.
TheArkTheArkTheArk 2 months ago
@TheArkTheArkTheArk Maybe Free Radical's office got turned into a Disco?
BanditOfBandwidth 2 months ago
@TheArkTheArkTheArk Most of the team got bought along with the studio. They're now known as Crytek UK.
roguea 1 month ago
@BanditOfBandwidth rofl
Ismailikov 1 month ago in playlist Music
@BanditOfBandwidth Are you stupid? Free Radical Design was bought out after TS: FP
xariouz 1 week ago
@xariouz Cry me a river.
BanditOfBandwidth 1 week ago
@BanditOfBandwidth I see you answered my question.
xariouz 1 week ago
@xariouz You're not even worth the effort of reason.
BanditOfBandwidth 1 week ago
@BanditOfBandwidth Neither are you. You don't seem to understand that you are a fool because you told me to cry a river after making a statement. You are a genius, I'm sorry I doubted you.
xariouz 1 week ago
That advert with the labradors...
larenzo177 8 months ago
dont mind me, just being the greatest video game character of all time.
RDprodx 9 months ago 5
he got to go to the 1980's with all these groove people
dulltony1 9 months ago
I feel sorry for any one that didnt play time splitters
Bootleger619 9 months ago
Man I should I really put this on, I'll just put it in my 360 and.....
this is unacceptable
DropKickEddy 10 months ago
This is and forever will always be MY FAVORITE GAME!!!
ShadowArecus 10 months ago 6
82 people are getting their groove on
Blockinator11 11 months ago
best FPS ever
Zeelul1 1 year ago
Sgt. Cortez is tougher than Duke Nukem, too cool to hang out with Master Chief, and a better fashion sense than Max Payne!
AmosTheTalented 1 year ago 5
Cortez will need a sit down after this.
god0fgod 1 year ago
One person got a hard on from this.
LordSuzaku 1 year ago
when i completed this game and the credits came up all i could do is dance
Berserker534 1 year ago
Seeing a character like Cortez dancing at all is hilarious. The fact that he does it for the entire credits makes it ever more-awesome. This was one of very few video game credits where I actually sat through.
SSBFreak85 1 year ago
GOOOOO SPACEMAN!!!!!!
qrrbrbirbel2 1 year ago
Groovy
1ol17 1 year ago
after the hell we put him through he needs this :]
felax1993 1 year ago 3
Thumbs up if you still play this game!
I do!
dodgeydoer1234 1 year ago 39
There should be a dance-off between Cortez and Juno from Jet Force Gemini.
seedeedoubleu 1 year ago 6
best credit i like cortez dancing =D
herokidpwns 1 year ago
it would of been a better ending if all his friends in time jumped in and dance with cortez (harry tiper,jo beth,robo 110) that would of been the best ending of all time to me
zigboi92 1 year ago 11
i remember i completed the game so many times then it broke and i went my friends we completed the game on coop and this ending happend and i was like man i miss this...BEST ENDING EVAR
T1SC00K1E 1 year ago
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kryskiller666 1 year ago
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kryskiller666 1 year ago
Only credits I ever actually spent time watching haha!! I love this game
JTorres305 1 year ago 4
i miss it to but the end kind of ruin's the don't you think
mooga34 1 year ago
i miss my game of tsfp it was soooooooooooo cool!!! :)
nathanandbuzz 1 year ago
oh yea way past cool :D ! XD disco a go go
toshbox17 1 year ago
This is a best game...
DjTempestia 1 year ago
A man defeats a race of evil creatures who pushed mankind to the edge of extinction and what does he do? He dances.
Resident Evil 4 should of ended like this...Or is that just me who thinks that?
HankJwimbleton876 1 year ago 7
WE NEED MORE DISCO CREDITS TO WIN THE GAME!!! :3 (allcaps)
HelldroneProductions 1 year ago
These credits and the ones on the SSBM game were the best !! i fact i can't get enough of them!
Iwannaplayssbb 1 year ago
Even to this day, this is the greatest ending to a game i've ever played, also the only game which keeps me watching even during the credits.
calcosmit 1 year ago
they should have done the same on halo 3
darkstuntman 1 year ago
if they do make TimeSplitters 4 they better have this awesome song in it :)
XxXTheFallenBoyXxX 1 year ago 6
Is there a way to watch this without the words ?
Alphalance 2 years ago
I play this song on every level, even the hotel one XD
InvaderZim390 2 years ago 6
nothing more rewarding after a hard day saving the world than gettin' down at the disco! This and the God Hand end credits are my favourites :)
TheDemonHunter 2 years ago 5
THIS SONG OWNS
FrouSteph3 2 years ago 9
Now that is how a video game should end!
DigitalFox249 2 years ago 5
Ahora que no tengo la PS2 y veo este video, me dan ganas de ir a buscarla de nuevo solo para echarme unas cuantas partidas mas al TSFP T-T
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After watching this video I NEED to play TSFP and I don't have my PS2 at home (is in my best friend's home)
Wanna dance like Cortez ^^ But IMO in the credits must be R-110 and The Monkey Robot (Ciberchimpancé in Spanish) xDD
colacho17 2 years ago 3
i just hope the make TS4
sonmon911 2 years ago 4
i know but i hope they dnt mess it up
xMTxcameron 2 years ago 2
I hope Crytek doesn't make TS4 have a difrent main charecter... that would suck... and theirs games that has done that and end up failing from changing main charecter >_>
ashilohman 2 years ago 5
yeah I want Cortez again he's a tough guy but still funny and friendly
SaladSnake1 2 years ago 3
Dude, How on earth would changing a few pixels ruin a great game?
sure it wont feel the same, but knowing these guys they'll add the characrers in again
FrancisHatesPills 2 years ago
I seriously hope Crytek didn't deep six TS4 when they took over Free Radical. I miss this franchise...
BDNeon 2 years ago
Does Future Perfect work on the PS3 - 80gb ?
Dorchucks9 2 years ago
Not sure. Why'd you buy the shitty later model PS3 that doesn't have hardware compatibility?
BDNeon 2 years ago
This was one of the best credits screens ever.
YumYums26 2 years ago 7
which ones were voices of:
-khallos
-r-110
-harry tipper
-capitain ash
-jo beth
-amy
???????
Azhang22 2 years ago
this is how Cortez entertains himself while he is waiting for Multiplayer to start ^^
BrickstarRunner 2 years ago 10
Best FPS hands down! I hope Crytek doesn't change it too much. That would kinda suck
dokacola 2 years ago 7
i heard its been halted or something look it up
DarkShuriken 2 years ago
theres two things i couldn't understand.Where was the wild west level and the pirate ship one.
Also,THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVIORTE GAMES OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LoriM1000 2 years ago
GOD I cant wait till timesplitters 4 comes out its gonna be awesome
mariobrosfan1995 2 years ago 5
Go Cortez, Go Cortez, Go! :D
GmodCaboose56 2 years ago 3
what song is this
Disco32er 2 years ago
it's disco a gogo
Marek35PL 2 years ago
I Always Thought That Cortez's Voice Was a Black Persons Voice Lol, Never Seen a White With That Voice
lolman608 2 years ago
best FPS by far...its funny, it has that Goldeneye 64 feel to it, it has variety on its levels, has an awesome multiplayer mechanics, got cool weapons...AND IT HAS MONKEYS!!!!!
jimmervision 2 years ago 12
MONKISSSSSS,no really, not even halo 3 can beat TS, even playing with bots was a fucking B L A S T
Iwannaplayssbb 2 years ago 11
Quite possibly the most fun I have ever had on a level in TS. I love to watch the credits everytime I play XD.
InvaderZim390 2 years ago
love it =P
sonmon911 2 years ago
Who was the voice of the drunk people in the story levels?
SanjiTheChef123 2 years ago
narcotics man
geojhkj 2 years ago
Sigh, memories come flooding back. TS is probably the best gaming series I've ever played (And I've played a lot).
There need to be more games of this quality.
electricbadger 2 years ago 10
Hey DJ!!Hooray!!Dung Dung Dung Dung...
Bangsad007 2 years ago 6
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wait what the online is off and also its gay that it doesnt work on the 360
Sensali7 2 years ago
i wish the online was still on
crazymanatend 2 years ago 8
Cortez gettin' his groove on, love it :)
Cypher152 2 years ago 57
hey someone know the song semes like this but is comes.... time for disco doctor Thx
Dipress911 2 years ago 13
My uncle dances exactly like Cortez.
BJonessp09 3 years ago 17
jajaja que weno
molotov314 3 years ago 9
best. credits. EVER.
n00btube122 3 years ago 96
agreed
cupcakemurderer3 3 years ago 15
You bet your ASS!!
AllanMan2 2 years ago 5
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Bangsad007 2 years ago
No other series has ever allowed you to shoot monkeys and play as Vin Diesel. When this game came out, a bit of hope spawned in our hearts, and in our trigger fingers.
Cortez is a monumental frontman for a monumental series.
DrKr0wbar 3 years ago 3
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time splitters seris not over they r makin new one!!!!!!!
legodooode 3 years ago
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Free Radical Design went into administration, so it's unknown whether TimeSplitters 4 is still going to come out or not.
FromTheGang 3 years ago
and Crytek has bought them
nilazz 3 years ago
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God damn Crytek and their faggotry. I want my Timesplitters 4 to come out so I can have the best edition on pre - order.
DrKr0wbar 3 years ago
well, yeah, but better that then the game never being released I guess
nilazz 3 years ago 4
If only R-110 were there he would be breakdancing lol
grovest45 3 years ago 5
Doing robot dance :D
Vanaja89 3 years ago 5
and the monkey robots from the challenge minigame :P
88821jj 3 years ago 3
lol yea and Harry Tipper :P
grovest45 3 years ago 3
im in the credits wooo (dont work for them) R.I.P. ts series
enjam 3 years ago 3
BEST SONG EVER! & BEST GAME EVER!
Cortez's Such a Good Dancer! XD
When i Finished the Game, I Watched this Credits for hours & hours!
FrouSteph2 3 years ago 2
Who the fuck didn't? I mean, seriously?
Who doesn't want to watch Vin Diesel dance to disco music? I swear Cortez looked and sounded just like Vin Diesel..
DrKr0wbar 3 years ago 4
definetly
AgentAndromeda 3 years ago 6
o ya? Harry tipper looks exactly like my chem teacher, cept he is strict yet funny so hearing tipper say "c'mon man, lets roll, we gotta boogey" makes me cry from laughing everytime
dillerodell3 3 years ago 12
lol
AgentAndromeda 3 years ago 13
Greatest series ever
metalhead542 3 years ago
i miss this game so much D:
awsomeoperson 3 years ago
time spliters is beter than call of duty , halo an another games! X]
kryskiller666 3 years ago 6
in my opinion, i think timesplitters is better than halo
gbrankin639 3 years ago 13
That's not an opinion it's a fact
elguanacocarlitos 3 years ago 7
that's true
gbrankin639 3 years ago 4
damn straight
ry8an25oliver93 3 years ago 4
Fo Sho
dokacola 2 years ago 2
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet baby this is the only song in the world that makes burst into dance .
DJ YEEAAH....Cortez has gon into dancing fever.ahahha.
stauros360 3 years ago
lol would be great if all games had this for an alternate ending just replacing cortez with whatever character you played in that specific game :D same music of course :D 5/5
lnfinitedeath 3 years ago
It's the greatest game of all time in my opinion.
P.S: Cortez KICKS ASS!
Michformer 3 years ago 5
it will be awsome if everybody in every mission came in stated to dance =D
vanderluft 3 years ago 2
This has to be like,
the best game ever for the xbox.
Time Splitters 4 should be amazing.
I heard this song, and instantly wanted to play it... but I have no original Xbox and no more TSFP. D:
Very saddening.
Alass, This game is still one of the best.
For its sheer randomness and amazingness.
mustardede 3 years ago
My idea of what the credits should've been.
music: Disco A GoGo
Cortez, Harry Tipper, R110, Jo Beth Casey, The General, and Cyborg Chimp were dancing, then suddenly Hans shows up and soembody pulls out a pistol and shoots Hans, then a firefight breaks out.
Castletubevania 3 years ago
mine:
music: Disco A GoGo
Cortez, Harry Tipper, R110, Jo Beth Casey, The General, corporal hart, captain ash ,cyborg chimp and amy chan dance then all the crows appear everyone takes out a gun and strats a fight.
4462892Perez 3 years ago
lol, that would be cool!
DARKIDRIS 3 years ago
My fave game.
n00buler89 3 years ago
does anyone know who's on that record?
funkyman20002000 3 years ago
i love time splitters3 sooo much!!! this is also a awsome song!!
Watsand 3 years ago
wish i could dance like Cortez
IAMTAILSDOLL 3 years ago 5
i have the game too and i was sad when i have seen the credits cause i wanted more missions, its the best game, and time assasin cortez, headsprouter, and berserker splitter and the deerhunter
now that ive seen this video, i start to play time splitters, like in january
LaTiiiiiNo 3 years ago
wicked song favourite character jo-beth casey if she was in the credits that would be awesome :]
tazno13 3 years ago
I knew the song before I watched the credits... makes it even more fun xD Disco A GoGo is definately my favorite song =D
horsedrowner 3 years ago
i think it should of got all of the players the zombies harry tipper everybody and got them all dancing that would be awesome! LOL but u gotta love cortezzz! =]
tokyogirl2000 3 years ago
Love the credits but it would have been better with r-110 and harry tipper =)
cnrd70 3 years ago
or with the old mad crow, THE WORST should be Timesplitter mad crow XD
lapucesupermario 3 years ago
The tune really makes me dance lol
Merchant2006 3 years ago
best game credits ever
lnfinitedeath 4 years ago
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
I enjoyed this very much.
NinJa0productions 4 years ago