BEST GRADUATION SPEECH EVER!!!

[t72pwner]

hahaha I was skipping through the video waiting for the funny part!

...it never came,

[jack390]

he sounds like tweety

[casadejoey]

Bwilly Madiswen.

[LowEarthOrbitPilot]

Sounds like he has struggled and overcome a speech impediment, which is no laughing matter. I applaud him; He should be proud!

[wythersin]

Mawwiage.....mawwiage....he sounds just like the priest from Princess Bride!

[pepperbunny14]

LOL I was waiting for him to say, mawage is what bwings us together

[dflsam]

@pepperbunny14 ROFL

[terrryc]

IT IS TIME TO GO FORTH WITH A SENSE OF ERECTION....

[sixpackpatty]

Interrupting train lol

[Dorrusos]

This guy reminds me of water boy, and Fez from 70`s show. Really great speech.

[cageguard]

HOWEVER! HONK

[leonidasperez]

The train horn in the background was part of the plan? X-)

[chantellielynn]

Shaking My Head. . .

[featherman9]

I think a biker gang attended this graduation lol

[JemiLight]

Nice bikes in the back.

[shaunfleury]

HOWEVER *HONK*

[cosg9531]

All that is required to graduate from high school is a pulse. Celebrate what?

[snype5]

Yeah you guys are assholes if you laugh at this but... wouldnt that make me one. O.o

[BabyGooseROH]

haha this is funny

[metallicarules2324]

he got through high school with a ponytail. CELEBRATE.

[TBSammy182SxE]

Where are they graduating from, a biker gang school?

Amtrak is so rude to be running through your graduation

[LeftyRightNZ]

Is this a school for the children of a biker gang?

[944443135]

Welease Woderick !

[BabyGirlGoddess]

hahaha.

well i'm going to hell,lol.

[mongolenpup]

What in the name of fuck is 3:31 ?..." You parents did tell you 50 yeahs ago theighty yeahs ago whhY JOBS DE DU DOI xnist datey "...May god have mercy on his soul.

[radtad007]

goof troop

[siyrez85]

CELEBWATE

[beavismagnum]

@siyrez85 thelebwayte

[zarcnest]

"Wheres that wabbit!?" wish he could of said that instead of this long speech.

[CrookerT]

hahahahaha i wish i talked like that. thies tooelljsjss.

[blove9387]

lol!!dawhdatchsachsirrjawbahja­ewbe!!....@3:31

[blockdu31]

assholes 

[mrayingerbrau]

@headshotev im not your guy, friend

[eaozed]

I tought I taw a putty cat! I deed I deed taw a putty cat

[theHardyMonster]

Waterboy?

[joshthegamerzombie]

@theHardyMonster Thats who i thought it was :P

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

hahahha lmaoo at 2:57 someone says "YEAHH! CHANCES!"

[rickcee]

Whatsamattah wit you? CEWIBWATE!!!

[gizmokeeper]

All of you suck!!! You people should stop picking on this guy!

[yeahtoast22]

TIMMAH

[NvrGoFulRtard]

never go full retard....

[TheShwayze]

at :43 he says above my heart and puts his hand on his right side

[N0TS0SUBTLE]

what a wasscaly wabbit!! Froto...Sam couldnt make it to assist your journey, but we have impediment pete to translate golum for you. Haha JK But seriously... wewk on yow ows bud. lol

[kiddwiffplugs]

Okay I totaly knew this was Martinez, Idk, the way it was set up with the motorcycles, & then the Amtrack sound, made me really 2nd guess, then once I seen Briones, I knew. Ahahah, dang I'm good.

[kiddwiffplugs]

Is this in Martinez?

[yenta]

Did better then i would have done... 0_o

[Hbabii17]

i have 2 give ah speech & i only have a week 2 prepare it :( im so nervous

[xTheTruthAboutLies]

@Hbabii17

My speech is due tomorrow.

[wilki249]

@xTheTruthAboutLies same here lol

[RcUniverseGuy]

i give him props hes got balls i dont have any speech issues and still wouldnt get up there and do that

[kristytsang56]

that was so rude of the person that was making beeping noises.

that person showed no respect to that graduation

[hdude55]

@kristytsang56 thats a train you fool

[hdude55]

@kristytsang56

[wilki249]

@kristytsang56 dumb fuck

[17saphyra]

THIS IS SAD!

[yuyudude1112]

Is he retarded?

[WickedG5150]

@yuyudude1112 i think so!!! LOL

[xTheTruthAboutLies]

@yuyudude1112

No, are YOU retarded? You have to have a GPA of 4.0 to make the valedictorian speech. If anything, he's a genius. Stop putting people down.

[kiddwiffplugs]

@xTheTruthAboutLies This school is a Continuation school/Independent Study.

[preshsuscutie]

you got to give him credit it takes alot to speek in front of a croud

[bonznick]

oh, its meant sarcastically, i see now.

[buckz55]

He sounds like jimmy from south park

[viryNandy]

im with u on that!

[siyrez85]

CELEBWATE lol

[benmastar]

i love the train horn in the background LMFAO

[TrueLineRider]

nice lisp wetard

[sagextrm]

tools bestowed!

[kuzCOREality03]

this guy gt a lisp rite ?

[trinketbox1]

Wow - look what happened to this guy just three years later . . . check out "dating fail" video on YouTube.

[petrifiedblood]

Is this the next William Hung?

[hotdoglubu74]

Is this kid fucking retarded? This is why the valedictory shouldn't be delivered by an academic achiever, but by a social achiever: someone with an ounce of charisma.

How do you know the speech was shit? People were talking while he was delivering it.

[FireFlysNeverDie]

Actually, school is about academics, so it is most logical to give this honor to the most hard working and intelligent.

[kohrmand]

that was horrible happy johnson

[ilub922]

all these graduation speeches suck our school definately has better speeches than this every year!!

[illutid]

cute. He's incredibly brave to stand up and talk in front of his whole school. I couldn't do it without becoming red and have a nervous like voice.

[robert8jimenez]

waterboy?

[fromaworldcorrupted]

good evening? haha. he's got a cute lisp, naw.

[eirojrambackwards]

All of you sound like fucking assholes

[EasterBunnySucks]

that guy got half a tongue or something?

he says: celeblait XD

[NOTORIOUSCCM]

this is fucking homestar runner.

[mormegil2]

Dude sounds like  a retarded lepricon

[UltraGOD]

that fag lisps

[waterman1976]

"howebba!!" LOL fuckin' hilarious

[soufqnzter83]

yessshh??

[karlval]

haha, cant understand half of the words he says.

[FunOrNotFun]

haha love his voice hahaha!!

Still, what did he say on 3:31-3:34??^^

[TheDanpepin]

is this a biker gang graduation? Who rode all the hogs in?

[johnbensonfb]

holy fuck

[braxtonioan]

does he have downsendrome?

[mari817tx]

3:31-3:34 wtf did he fucking say? lmfao XD

[mpp1000]

Dude that's hilarious, good ear.

[PPGAMrClean]

He sounds like a canadian off South Park :P

[kevinbone08]

lmfao

[headshottev]

don't call me buddy, guy!

[VBUN92]

the best part is the train horn in the back!

[bunions4444]

I didn't mind that he stuttered. I actually didn't notice it until later when I read some comments. What I thought hilarious was that these poor bastards did 13 plus years of education and after all that; they get this clown up to give a graduation speech full of cliches & quite possibly not even an idea of his own. Giving credit to Happy Johnson was even embarrassing for Happy, as it was awkward for the many students who felt obliged to do the humane thing and cheer & applaud. Very bad.

[mad7o7]

BADASS

[montifus]

As funny as his way of speaking is, I have to give credit to this guy. He has a heart of gold and gave his speech with great sincerity! This video might entice a few giggles, but we should remember to look beyond it and realize that the person behind the impediment was giving a really nice message.

[mouse743]

what message was that? I didn't understand a word

[fangy13]

wonderful speech...but im totally distracted by all the beautiful motorcycles ....

[TransistorBreakdown]

lol..

[crazzyguydj]

wow this video was a waste of life.. definitely a "had to be there" thing

[ElDineeno]

wow, wh what a gweat awdience!!

[mrguitarmaster1991]

this might be the greatest comment i have ever seen on a youtube video. Pure genius

[shekkeboy08]

retarded

[redaznpwnage]

LOL LMFAO

[devmilebrooke]

4:08 was funny lets celebwate!!!

[bongbong646]

XD LOLL

[omarissupercool]

it suks

[ginobli007]

PHSUCKERIN PHSUCATAPHS !!!!!!!

[mudchair16]

worst speech ever*

[AqWmAn]

Its homestar lol

[llamajuice]

that just makes me want to make an animation using Homestar to this audio... hahaha

[picassoartist]

like ur hand was having a seizure dude...

[Rapaglia1]

I'm gunna get me that pesky wittle wabbit!

[kubu79]

My graciousness! Did he end up in Psychiatry residency?

[strando45]

sthwiving to acheive!

[loganw45]

theres like a towelin his mouth or something

[cookiesforchrist]

its called a speech impairment. people can't help them, they just don't develop speech like "normal" people do. maybe you need to come down from your high cloud you are on and show some respect.

[loganw45]

i studder all the time but thats funny i dont care what you say

[bailey53189]

lawl at 2:04 when he says for 13 plus years wtf hahah

[listigt]

wow...pathetic

[johgus28]

Greetings from Europe: Did you cut out the funny part? Im sure you did, because 60k+ views and barely a three star ratin must mean you and you 30k cousins voted this video a five...

[qarusel]

This guy totally got laid that night.

[grahamw2]

he is wearing M.C. Hammer pants!!!!!!!!!

[dakikilolohu1]

rofl

[darkdood333]

im guna get you wabit!

[bongbong646]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Cervy18]

HOWEBER!

[justinnumberone]

thath not funny guyth.  i'mma go get a beew.

[rodo44]

I have one word... BOOOOOOORING!!!

[ddrreeww179]

Cewebwate!!

[yourfriendblake]

i kinda feel bad for him

[stevr91691]

twavel ze woold dur eh uh how cood i foget happy johnson?

Cewabwate!

hahah what a dumbass

[stevesilha]

WTF ????

[JoeSailer3]

this is awesome!!! lol

[danieltan21790]

LULZ, OMG

[kevans87]

what a great audience. TIMMY! ahahaha

[bosnianoutlaw2]

BAHHAHAHAHH!!! AHHAHA your a funny kid

[kevans87]

haha i thought so

[cmryzx]

this was so fucking bad

[ShivelMoKivel]

Just clap when he screams Celebrate.

[SgtGe0]

Is this guy serious??? LOL

[2giggle24]

what a loser! Glad I didn't have to go there.

[mad4eva1]

huh?

[jmacomber16]

i dont get it, is he mentally disabled or something or was he pretending? i dont get it

[gonesouthin]

he was doing his homestar runner impression :P

[joshmx28]

If that is true then he should have left it in his car where he obviously didnt practice it enough

[xnf90x1]

sounds like TIMMY TIMAH

[glenmcguigan01]

i agree haha thats the best comment i heard in years!

[keatonkeaton999]

CELEBWATION

[DannxO]

he can't pronounced the 'r'

[shamanboyjin]

lmao 3 31

[meggzy94]

haha. I couldnt understand what he was ayin at 3:31 lol!

[elmosfriend911]

So werid.. Lol i love the random Train honk in the back. HOWEVER Lol. (was there no one better guy for this? He is... differnt)YOU HAVE STRUGGLED

[ModestZealot]

3:31 !!

[oldiesLOVER329]

LOL

[bluereedz]

CELEBUATE!!!

[punkbunny2]

Monthy Python FTW!!!

[UrInterweb]

soo...cerebrate!!!11one

[melvinhohoho]

this is retarded

[mikelynch08]

dooooosh bog.

[frshprinceqw]

sounds like the waterboy

[martinsisgod]

haha. spot on

[entelechy88]

wow whut a great audience. have you heard this, have you seen this?

[JonnyMod]

Probably the single greatest comment I have seen on YouTube.

[aalibobally333]

i know you think you're cool and i feel bad for you for that because you're actually a freak, it's time you know the truth, you sound wike a 5 yew ode!!! woosuh!!

[Zombieslayer]

The guy who posted this didn't give the speech, r-tard.

[Dandouna]

omg i didint understand half the shit he said.. LOL

[bmw871011]

who ever game him the responsibility to give a speech should be slaughtered

[Llamalass]

Whoever spelles gave "game" should be slaughtered as well.

[bun182]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaahh­aahahhahaha

ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha

haahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaha­ahahaha

ahahahahahahaha

dude....thank you.

you've brought so much joy to me all the way over in england. aaaaahahahaha he's actually trying so hard which makes it funnier.

man..

dark humour rocks my socks

[dflsam]

ROFL....U R WELCOME!!!

[bun182]

roflcopter

SOI SOI SOI SOI

hah! but really, just watched it again, sitll got me! xD

he's like the waterboy hhahahahahha

[mannyauer]

is this for real?

[dflsam]

YES and I was trying SOO damn hard

not to shake th ecam while i as crying my

ass off with laughter.....lol

[iViCrOwN]

ROFLMAOTIME this guys voice is sooo freaking hillarious

[marcuskeeler]

I'm embarrassed

[dflsam]

lol!

[carlene62]

this  guy is halarious...

he is funny in a bad way.

its now time to call up mister peter pumpk