Hm, here's the thing. If these jokes were directed at women to "dumb them down" this video would be all the rage would feminist and have a million dislikes. Double standards.
@T00ntju Lol, true, but you see, men tend to remember only those things which are vitally important to them, or which will affect them in some way. They don't give a shit what the neighbor is mowing their lawn with, they don't give a shit what's on sale, they don't give a shit what their brother's father's sister-in-law bought from Wal-Mart on Saturday afternoon. They DO give a shit about car insurance, their job, family healthcare, you see what I'm saying? So if a call doesn't have importance..
I told my wife if she joy the gym, lose 15 to 20 pounds,stop smoking, suck my wee wee and swallow, let me explore her behind, I would stop right way cheating on her, and listen all the things she wants to bitch about and be more present in her life, and do things together like going to places. She is fat, I am fit, she smokes, I dont smoke, she only wants sex when she feels like ( I don't ask anymore), she bitch about everything, and I am always quiet.So I think SHE DESERVES TO BE CHEATED
@RonaldBarone I think you are a conceited jerk. Nobody deserves to be cheated on! It sounds like you have major issues. You are very selfish! not to count stupid! If you show a woman you really love and care about her then she will be wrapped around your finger! you need to rethink your kind of thinking.
This is actually complete bullshit, human brain mens or womens can only focus on one thing at a time. Just try to listen to TV and read a book at the same time.
this is actually so hillariously truueee, my MBA lab partner was always amaaaazed about how much I know about his company, and the man just told me himself about one bit of detail every once in while
I would come how from work...my girlfriend would be like "Hey sweetie, how's your day?" I'm like "typical day as always" She would be like " Come on tell me about it!" I'm like "Later, I really had a hard day...I want to take a nap and everything" Well? She didn't understand the resting part. :)
1 hour later she yells at me and everything, and wants "DETAILS!" So I had to spill the beans, and communicate about my long day...eventhough I didn't want to. LOL.
and after loading the listening program, you loose all the RAM to continue what you are doing. Which means start over from the beginning. Which is why we as a man try to avoid being interrupted and put on some firewall as a defense mechanism xD
..lol it only loaded a bit for me before freezing..and it was like 'women's brains come with a lot of extra RAM.'
And I cracked up..
Fynniann 2 months ago
Hm, here's the thing. If these jokes were directed at women to "dumb them down" this video would be all the rage would feminist and have a million dislikes. Double standards.
TheOuroboros21 2 months ago
Hahaha so true
Shkodra121 4 months ago
that's why i had been losing it lately, i am a guy and i am trying to multitask
simon199418 4 months ago
i wish i can have men's brain
Hewleqtt 5 months ago
@all men reading this: try to remember the last 3 conversations you had on your phone...
Now check your call log...
I rest my case
T00ntju 6 months ago
@T00ntju Lol, true, but you see, men tend to remember only those things which are vitally important to them, or which will affect them in some way. They don't give a shit what the neighbor is mowing their lawn with, they don't give a shit what's on sale, they don't give a shit what their brother's father's sister-in-law bought from Wal-Mart on Saturday afternoon. They DO give a shit about car insurance, their job, family healthcare, you see what I'm saying? So if a call doesn't have importance..
9ssgoku 5 months ago
I told my wife if she joy the gym, lose 15 to 20 pounds,stop smoking, suck my wee wee and swallow, let me explore her behind, I would stop right way cheating on her, and listen all the things she wants to bitch about and be more present in her life, and do things together like going to places. She is fat, I am fit, she smokes, I dont smoke, she only wants sex when she feels like ( I don't ask anymore), she bitch about everything, and I am always quiet.So I think SHE DESERVES TO BE CHEATED
RonaldBarone 7 months ago
@RonaldBarone I think you are a conceited jerk. Nobody deserves to be cheated on! It sounds like you have major issues. You are very selfish! not to count stupid! If you show a woman you really love and care about her then she will be wrapped around your finger! you need to rethink your kind of thinking.
jessesmama2010 6 months ago
@jessesmama2010 I saw that on some book too and when I tried to apply to my real life... didn't work. So, I am sorry, I think you are wrong
RonaldBarone 6 months ago
This is actually complete bullshit, human brain mens or womens can only focus on one thing at a time. Just try to listen to TV and read a book at the same time.
Avaruusbanaani 8 months ago
i like to have just the minimum requirements :P i dont need that extra
anden649 9 months ago
I like This Short Clip
anthony66363 9 months ago
this is actually so hillariously truueee, my MBA lab partner was always amaaaazed about how much I know about his company, and the man just told me himself about one bit of detail every once in while
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That's really hilarious! That makes me LOVE women's nature even more! :)
Details are the beauty of life! It takes extra skills to go deeper into plain looking things that even a monkey can see! :P :)
P.S. I'm a woman by the way, but even if I were a man I would have loved to be a woman! LOL :P
dzh80 1 year ago
That's really hilarious! That makes me LOVE women's nature even more! :)
Details are the beauty of life! It takes extra skills to go deeper into plain looking things that even a monkey can see! :P :)
P.S. I'm a woman by the way, but even if I were a man I would have loved to be a woman! LOL :P
dzh80 1 year ago 4
@dzh80 yea details are good, but keep them for urself :)
Kingcraft7 1 year ago 13
@Kingcraft7 lol :) Don't you see that we enlighten your world when opening your eyes into things you cannot see! :P
dzh80 1 year ago
@dzh80 I think I'm like a woman in my mind :( and it seems like all the women I've loved were the man stereotype lol.... I'm not gay tho >.<
IMredesMMIX 5 months ago
@dzh80 extra skills to see? XD are your serious? you think we dont remember these things because we
cant see them? because our eyes dont register it? REALLY?! XD The reason we don't remember them is
because they dont matter AT ALL. We don't waste any energy on remembering stuff that doesnt matter.
Women tend to think EVERYTHING is important, they can get annoyed and upset over pretty much everything.
This is probably why they are so stressed mostly.Not all women ofc, but most.
Phelyp84 4 months ago
Bullshit! Listening to my ex boyfriend and his gobstopping neverending questions last a hundred years hahahaha!
Truly funny
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Freestaila13 1 year ago
chuck norris at 3:55 lol
mizASS 1 year ago
holy shit so true my mom asks me how was your day and i'm like : Fine . what happened ? nothing
csplayerforever 1 year ago
I hate the way women think !!!!
And I'm a woman myself by the way
yomsha 1 year ago 21
@yomsha They just don't know what they want...
Kingcraft7 1 year ago 10
women should first ask if it is a good time to talk....ie. do you have a moment to talk to me? phoning in the middle of work is often disturbing
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peyadarsidilki 1 year ago
I would come how from work...my girlfriend would be like "Hey sweetie, how's your day?" I'm like "typical day as always" She would be like " Come on tell me about it!" I'm like "Later, I really had a hard day...I want to take a nap and everything" Well? She didn't understand the resting part. :)
1 hour later she yells at me and everything, and wants "DETAILS!" So I had to spill the beans, and communicate about my long day...eventhough I didn't want to. LOL.
EricSchwin22 1 year ago
lol nice!
azharoslan 1 year ago
One problem about stopping what you're doing and listening.
Listening to a woman can last over half an hour sometimes :P
Everion 1 year ago 19
@Everion hahahaha... true!
Kingcraft7 1 year ago 7
@Everion Nice one! Very true!
benedwarbenedwar 1 year ago
@Everion
Very true!
FaithfulPagan 1 year ago
@Everion
and after loading the listening program, you loose all the RAM to continue what you are doing. Which means start over from the beginning. Which is why we as a man try to avoid being interrupted and put on some firewall as a defense mechanism xD
razoraresharp 4 months ago
Listen to the WOMAN not listen to the girl. Why does he keep saying that?
gingergeri 1 year ago
IMMA KID AND MY MOM DRIVES ME NUTS BY MULTI TASKING ME!!!!
eddytanjiacheng 1 year ago
This is hilarious! haha
gangerollo 1 year ago
ROFL Mark Gungor is awesome xD Yeah I'm pretty much you're average woman
InvaderTaizic 1 year ago
true, the whole seminar is hilarious and very useful...Mark Gungor is a genius rly
Kingcraft7 1 year ago 4
HAHAHahahh this is funny true and interesting..but you gotta see it all
MrDentistil 1 year ago