"And when the kid grew up, the kid did unto his Father as Sam Gamgee did unto Gandalf in another WKUK sketch, while his Mother wailed, as she beheld the Just Punishment for Treason. And the Lord saw that it was good ( for the Lord loveth not a sarcastic parent, nay verily doth He hate such an abomination )."
God how can people want this? Start a family? No thanks ill just one and done! Ah, the good old one night stand. Marriage???? No thanks your a useless money trap. HA, thanks WKUK you give all the right advice!
@Kittycupcakesrule seriously? this guy posted this a year ago. i doubt he will even read your post. your a troll. everyone has been around babies. no one cares that your brother is one... why even comment that?... obviously no one was offended if he got 83 likes...
@MrMeineNamen well you could grow em half size and then make em into delicious hamburgers <.< ... McFetus... the little yummy bundle of joy... or something like that ...
The sad part is that it don't stop until they are in their teens, then they go iNsAnE! I have a daughter going on four and let's just say I know know why some animals eat their young!!!
@TwinUzis, cool.fuckin.story.bro, no one gives a shit, this is "whitest kids you know", not "let me bitch about my problems in the comment section", fuck you
I remember when my niece was smaller. She's not even 2 yet, but I mean even smaller. I was watching her and she would NOT stop crying. I was frustrated and yelled SHUT UP. The dog bit me for yelling at her.
You don't have to have a child or a sibling to understand this. Have you ever seen one crying at a restaurant? They ruin movies and shows because their stupid parents are inconsiderate enough to bring them there. The airlines are miserable enough already without a little, crying, pooping monster sitting behind you. What incredible delusion could possibly make anyone think these things are CUTE?
@sheadatear Nah, that still doesn't help. I'm sure I was a whiney little runt when I was a baby, and I hate it as much as the next guy when someone brings a baby to a place where it is obviously not called for. ie, plane trips to places they'll NEVER EVEN REMEMBER.
That's just ego. I know that when I was one, I was just as annoying and unbearable to those around me as I think babies are now. I wouldn't have anybody tell me otherwise.
@Illumi113 I should say that as I child I was quite beloved for not being a big crier. I actually flew across the Atlantic as an infant and slept the whole entire trip.
@Illumi113 hey have you ever considered that you were a baby before???? since you are an infant hater you used to hate yourself alot huh if you hate babies so much why did you watch this video for godsakes it has baby in it you just love to spread your hate to every baby video huh and also have you ever thought that you were that little,crying,pooping monster sitting behind somebody throwing up kicking there seat???HUH????HUH???????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@Illumi113 So parents aren't aloud to go to restaurants because of their child, MAYBE not everyone can afford to eat out AND hire a babysitter then maybe they can suck you off if your still not pleased. Their part of life stop being a bitch and deal with it and if it really looks like their doing nothing confront them instead of being a pussy and bitching quietly.
You make a valid point. I have taken a fairly extreme stance on this issue. Out of frustration, I have exaggerated to some degree, and I apologize for that. A baby at a restaurant isn't so annoying as to warrant such animosity towards the parents. On the other hand, I maintain that movies and shows where the audience is expected to be silent are not appropriate places to bring a baby, and taking one on a plane is, in most cases, unnecessary and rude.
I agree. I couldn't really elaborate before because I was reaching the character limit, but there are many conceivable reasons for traveling with a baby. That's why I said "in most cases," although now that I read it again, that didn't really convey the full extent of that qualification.
@Illumi113 dude chill I have a little brother hes like this but you get used t it and guess what yu were rpobably like that too ifyour human cause all peope go through this cause ther babies! And what do babies do? They cry! Why? Because they cant talk and they need to find ome way to inform the person taking care of them that theyre hungry have a dirty diaper are scared. I find all babys adorable and I'm not mentally insane. My mom does too and shes one of the most normal people Ik so chill!
I don't mean to be rude, but I'm getting a little tired of having to repeatedly respond to the same arguments after I have already addressed them. Please see my other responses on this video. I'm well aware I used to be a baby, and I don't flatter myself that I was any less annoying. I don't blame babies for crying. I blame parents somewhat for unnecessarily taking babies to certain public places where the noise is particularly inappropriate.
i ABSOLUTELY GET THIS SKETCH. my little brother would scream his mutherfucking head off EVERYNIGHT OF EVERYDAY OF EVERY WEEK. Once the police came over because a neighbor thought we were fucking strangling him. I FUCKING CANT STAND A BABYS CRYING. I hope i dont lose it and punch my baby in the face when im a parent.
@gamegeek1995 Yup, i can totally relate to that, have a little brother, when he was a baby he was crying, i was like, what?!!? what in the fucking fuck do you want?!? and i swear to Zeus he was doing it to troll me...
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK PEOPLE!??? seriously? how retarded can you get? this is fucking whitest kids U' know. if you watched this knowing that, then you wouldn't be suprised by the crude HUMOR. which is exactly what it's meant to be...HUMOR. Humor= funny=COMEDY. there probably wasn't even a baby in the room.
your all stupid fuckes who have no imagination. care ot argue? well if you did you would of relized that this is fiction and a written script for COMEDY. and if you used your imagination, it WOULD BE FUNNY
the funny thing is, you can really do this, cause baby's dont remember crap... that is, unless you do it too much and physically hurt them, then they might make multiple personalities...
This is real parenting
absorbincorbin 1 day ago
worst parents ever >:(
irishwolf8504 1 day ago
"And when the kid grew up, the kid did unto his Father as Sam Gamgee did unto Gandalf in another WKUK sketch, while his Mother wailed, as she beheld the Just Punishment for Treason. And the Lord saw that it was good ( for the Lord loveth not a sarcastic parent, nay verily doth He hate such an abomination )."
Ingemar1965 2 weeks ago
Some call it permissive parenting, i call it good parenting! :D
LovelyLin95 1 month ago
Zach = MILF
ChrisMcIntire4159 1 month ago
Lol That's probably the type of parent I'd be.
DarkPepson 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you read all of Illumi113's comments
coolslim304 1 month ago
That kids gonna need therapy
Natlambs 1 month ago
sarcastic parents- worst thing that can happen to a kid, believe me.
MCweylin 1 month ago
God how can people want this? Start a family? No thanks ill just one and done! Ah, the good old one night stand. Marriage???? No thanks your a useless money trap. HA, thanks WKUK you give all the right advice!
Reed81195 6 months ago
@Reed81195 get a sense of humor dude.
radioactivebanana922 6 months ago
@Reed81195 darren is married, timmy is married with a child, and zach and trevor are in serious relationships
NedwardCberry 5 months ago
That baby was traumatized for years to come
alldaydreamer227 6 months ago
zach showed that baby whats good.
ismasupers32 6 months ago
@Kittycupcakesrule seriously? this guy posted this a year ago. i doubt he will even read your post. your a troll. everyone has been around babies. no one cares that your brother is one... why even comment that?... obviously no one was offended if he got 83 likes...
Caigewa 7 months ago
@Caigewa he replied and Im not a troll so suck it
Kittycupcakesrule 6 months ago
@Caigewa and personally I find you funny well the fact that you called me a troll you made my day thank you :)
Kittycupcakesrule 6 months ago
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Its for his own good.
100brycerocks 7 months ago
My parents are like that..
sonicgold25 7 months ago
if you raise your child like this he wont be a pussy when he/she grows up
iCoMmEnTuRaSs999 7 months ago
Best... Fucking... Parents... EVER!!!!:D
noobanator5001 7 months ago
such good parents.
ChrisTheBlueNinja 7 months ago
obviously 9 people thought something was going on...
Llasd87 7 months ago
Fuck baby's...get a puppy.
Cdubzhappy 7 months ago
if they were my parents i would have run away once i turned 6 lol
xXPandaNinja223Xx 7 months ago
we need less children in the world at this point in life...
china knows whats up
MrMeineNamen 8 months ago 56
@MrMeineNamen well you could grow em half size and then make em into delicious hamburgers <.< ... McFetus... the little yummy bundle of joy... or something like that ...
SpiritWanderer91 7 months ago
@MrMeineNamen uhhhhh. no. they dont.
dbgelman 5 months ago
@dbgelman just a joke dude...
MrMeineNamen 5 months ago
@dbgelman uhh fuck right off this is my boy @MrMeineNamen why you backing down man???
sprbadguy 4 months ago
@MrMeineNamen yes! aborting near full-term fetuses is the key!
katma26 3 months ago
This reminds me so much of my parents. Excpet these two actually agree with each other
DemigodFan 8 months ago
why does he look good as a woman? i was expecting a monster to come out of some were wen they left
novascocio 8 months ago 2
mocking a baby always funny
TheAjones91 8 months ago
i like men
schact 9 months ago
Oh sarcasm, so rude yet so damn funny..
NUNsLAUGHTER92 9 months ago 4
gosh guys its just a joke
demonhunter28823 9 months ago
Yea, assholes. You think you were never babies at one point? Grow the fuck up. Your parents had to deal with your ass too.
werepyre789 9 months ago
@werepyre789 I was never a baby, I was an egg as I am an alien (not Maxican kind) So I wouldnt know what your talking about
sex0trone 8 months ago
The sad part is that it don't stop until they are in their teens, then they go iNsAnE! I have a daughter going on four and let's just say I know know why some animals eat their young!!!
ginko27 9 months ago 2
@TwinUzis, cool.fuckin.story.bro, no one gives a shit, this is "whitest kids you know", not "let me bitch about my problems in the comment section", fuck you
Immafukinhaterr 9 months ago
I remember when my niece was smaller. She's not even 2 yet, but I mean even smaller. I was watching her and she would NOT stop crying. I was frustrated and yelled SHUT UP. The dog bit me for yelling at her.
TwinUzis 9 months ago
i amm sooo gonna do this to my kid
littlemoocowmedow 10 months ago
WHAT THE HELL? O.o
Lmao
Brelikath 10 months ago
I'm drowning in their sarcasm...
dayvidieos 10 months ago
they are the worst parents ever. lol
halo3pwnguy23 10 months ago
omg me and my ex would laugh our asses off funny how we have a baby together and crazy how he never cried lol
bunniemo 10 months ago
How did I guess Zach would be the mom?
Dryftburn 10 months ago 4
this could b a scene in a horror movi involving psychotic parents:) lol
ipissglitter15 11 months ago
story of my life
jmd10of14 11 months ago
Hahahaha this cracks me up(:
ChaliCali101 1 year ago
wait.... that was sarcasm right?
MrMeineNamen 1 year ago
@MrMeineNamen ya
WillyBumm 1 year ago
6 ppl have nm going on
Shannonhittson 1 year ago 2
Sarcasm overload.
SupaAmi 1 year ago
Awww:( the poor baby haha
callofdutygirl51 1 year ago
babies cry because they WAKE UP.
and they don't know how to get back to sleep again and need their parents to help them.
so technically, its for a silly and ignorant reason, but not for nothing!
I still lol'ed at the copious amounts of sarcasm in this skit.
fuocofuu 1 year ago 3
I am so doing this around my future wife when i get a kid hopefully.
wushuk1ng 1 year ago
I was expecting Zach to yell at Trevor, not join him!! :D bahaha, this is priceless
PoutingXEvoke 1 year ago 2
LOLOLOL KEEP PRESSING 4 on YOUR KEYBOARD
aquasquid36 1 year ago
@aquasquid36 no.
ForgottenMemoriesFM 1 year ago
ok that just sucked
eastsidejuggalo94 1 year ago
Parenting WIN!
AmericanPrincess109 1 year ago 2
i wish my parents had a sense of humor...
Mgorms1994 1 year ago 74
I never thought it was fair that babies are exempt from criticism.
Pizzachu1 1 year ago 6
its funny because the thing holding the trinkets above the baby looks like a monsters hand lol
jacob3329 1 year ago 2
This is a result of another sketch, 'scarin' babies.'
thormaxtwo 1 year ago 3
How obvious is it that men wrote this?
LadyRhapsodos 1 year ago
@LadyRhapsodos oh shut up it was funny
DrSeptapus 1 year ago 3
@DrSeptapus oh no, it is funny, I was just pointing out the masculinity that was exuding from it.
LadyRhapsodos 1 year ago
@LadyRhapsodos haha fair enough. my apologies
DrSeptapus 1 year ago
@LadyRhapsodos because even the only woman in the sketch is man? >.<
SpiritWanderer91 1 year ago 2
This never gets old.
dylanthenoodle 1 year ago
that baby got shut DOWN.
owned baby, owned.
unsteddy 1 year ago 4
5 people were ignored by their parents when they were babies
LilShaggy82 1 year ago
...I'm not even sure what to say to this video. I feel bad for whatever children they accidentally spawn though.
xXCamillaFawnXx 1 year ago
This is why i don't want a baby *sigh*
JJGFan 1 year ago
shadowd95
part of the shows humor is that the girls are played by guys.
GMvard 1 year ago
that is the ugliest lady i ever saw rofl Thumbs up if its true
shadowd95 1 year ago
@shadowd95 Have you ever seen Susan Boyle?
Seanze329 1 year ago
The only thing that would make this sketch better is if Sam was hiding offscreen and popped out at the end.
kalibos 1 year ago
Such a vigilant little infant!
betterthanyourname28 1 year ago
wasnt that funny, I feel pretty bad for the baby
a4d2d0 1 year ago
This is like my parents...
JHourahine 1 year ago
i know a 7-year who cried heavily because his door was closed when he wanted to go to bed...
Eriochi 1 year ago
Almost couldn't watch the whole video cause the baby was so freaking annoying.
zachariasadams1984 1 year ago 2
I would still love to have them as my parents
IrishN00B 1 year ago
Thumbs up if absolutely nothing is going on!
funnyman540 1 year ago 3
a quote from the video we all just watched.
mfant45 1 year ago
The perfect couple.
MerlinBunny1 1 year ago
so dam gay!
Jadenstar4 1 year ago
it's like Zach's channeling Lois from Malcolm in the Middle
:P
Mimsypoo 1 year ago 5
i would love to have Trevor and Zach for parents.. no homo
RandomBlueArmadillo 1 year ago
@RandomBlueArmadillo no homo? what?
LookItsColette 1 year ago
What baby? Timmy's stuck in a well?
sillylily220 1 year ago 4
@emobutsweet101 then why the fuck did u watch this
jonathanman111 1 year ago
Haha danm babies.
lezeloser 1 year ago
You don't have to have a child or a sibling to understand this. Have you ever seen one crying at a restaurant? They ruin movies and shows because their stupid parents are inconsiderate enough to bring them there. The airlines are miserable enough already without a little, crying, pooping monster sitting behind you. What incredible delusion could possibly make anyone think these things are CUTE?
Illumi113 1 year ago 83
@Illumi113 The fact that you were once one.
sheadatear 1 year ago
@sheadatear Nah, that still doesn't help. I'm sure I was a whiney little runt when I was a baby, and I hate it as much as the next guy when someone brings a baby to a place where it is obviously not called for. ie, plane trips to places they'll NEVER EVEN REMEMBER.
NarutoFreak47 1 year ago
@sheadatear
That's just ego. I know that when I was one, I was just as annoying and unbearable to those around me as I think babies are now. I wouldn't have anybody tell me otherwise.
Illumi113 1 year ago
@Illumi113 I should say that as I child I was quite beloved for not being a big crier. I actually flew across the Atlantic as an infant and slept the whole entire trip.
armestam 9 months ago
@armestam
Then you were a welcome exception to the general rule. The vast majority of infants are far more obtrusive.
Illumi113 9 months ago 5
@armestam good for you, want a fucking medal?
Y2sKate0 8 months ago
@Illumi113 hey have you ever considered that you were a baby before???? since you are an infant hater you used to hate yourself alot huh if you hate babies so much why did you watch this video for godsakes it has baby in it you just love to spread your hate to every baby video huh and also have you ever thought that you were that little,crying,pooping monster sitting behind somebody throwing up kicking there seat???HUH????HUH???????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
xXPandaNinja223Xx 7 months ago
@Illumi113 I'm sure you are no able to remenber that you were once a little, crying, pooping monster sitting behind somebody
Silvermistlol 7 months ago
@Silvermistlol
Yes, I have. Please see my response to sheadatear a few comments above.
Illumi113 7 months ago
@Illumi113 So parents aren't aloud to go to restaurants because of their child, MAYBE not everyone can afford to eat out AND hire a babysitter then maybe they can suck you off if your still not pleased. Their part of life stop being a bitch and deal with it and if it really looks like their doing nothing confront them instead of being a pussy and bitching quietly.
Guitar5hit 7 months ago
@Guitar5hit
You make a valid point. I have taken a fairly extreme stance on this issue. Out of frustration, I have exaggerated to some degree, and I apologize for that. A baby at a restaurant isn't so annoying as to warrant such animosity towards the parents. On the other hand, I maintain that movies and shows where the audience is expected to be silent are not appropriate places to bring a baby, and taking one on a plane is, in most cases, unnecessary and rude.
Illumi113 7 months ago
@Illumi113 I do agree about the movies or a show but its hard to say about traveling
Guitar5hit 7 months ago
@Guitar5hit
I agree. I couldn't really elaborate before because I was reaching the character limit, but there are many conceivable reasons for traveling with a baby. That's why I said "in most cases," although now that I read it again, that didn't really convey the full extent of that qualification.
Illumi113 7 months ago
@Illumi113 dude chill I have a little brother hes like this but you get used t it and guess what yu were rpobably like that too ifyour human cause all peope go through this cause ther babies! And what do babies do? They cry! Why? Because they cant talk and they need to find ome way to inform the person taking care of them that theyre hungry have a dirty diaper are scared. I find all babys adorable and I'm not mentally insane. My mom does too and shes one of the most normal people Ik so chill!
Kittycupcakesrule 7 months ago
@Kittycupcakesrule
I don't mean to be rude, but I'm getting a little tired of having to repeatedly respond to the same arguments after I have already addressed them. Please see my other responses on this video. I'm well aware I used to be a baby, and I don't flatter myself that I was any less annoying. I don't blame babies for crying. I blame parents somewhat for unnecessarily taking babies to certain public places where the noise is particularly inappropriate.
Illumi113 6 months ago 4
wow no comment on the other comments......but i love this video :)
darkangel8871 1 year ago
what if the baby was crying to tell them about their bad parenting :) haha
scowner4 1 year ago 6
they made a video of my parents...
NPCxnoobsbeware 1 year ago 3
sarcasm hard
blaketakestehcake 1 year ago
this is why alcoholics in their early 30's shouldn't have babies
mrsnailguy 1 year ago 5
And this video is why I hate babies.
bobmuffins 1 year ago 5
at the end i was expecting some monster or burglar to come out of nowwhere
hydra1100 1 year ago 4
i ABSOLUTELY GET THIS SKETCH. my little brother would scream his mutherfucking head off EVERYNIGHT OF EVERYDAY OF EVERY WEEK. Once the police came over because a neighbor thought we were fucking strangling him. I FUCKING CANT STAND A BABYS CRYING. I hope i dont lose it and punch my baby in the face when im a parent.
StuntedSnail 1 year ago 5
its only the truth
kaptinkrunch47 1 year ago
It's hard to do nothing with a...BONER!
FlareFoot57 1 year ago 5
@FlareFoot57 its hard to be a baby with a... BONER!
foshoitscam 1 year ago 9
And this is why I really hate babies.
bobmuffins 1 year ago 5
I never new that nothing can be that awsome
Soccerkid1973 2 years ago 3
man that guy really likes to dress up as a chick doesnt he...
TurkWith2Legs 2 years ago 5
he'd make a great chic wouldn't he? but maybe he's transexual!
deathforavengeance 2 years ago
Best Parents ever the only way they could better themselves is by throwing it out the window
TheIronHayden 2 years ago
Yes like they do with you right ThelronHayden
GatitoDeNieve 1 year ago
isnt that only the truth
Creed4pwners 2 years ago 2
That gave me anxiety, haaha thats what im going to be like when i have a kidXD
wigglymonkies 2 years ago 3
lmfao What horrible parents they would be
swe123swe 2 years ago
lol that was the best sarcasim ever
jasontester3 2 years ago 249
Sarcasm*
Fallingdown232 2 years ago
awesaumsawss
drakelizard 2 years ago
@jasontester3 your grammar is the best too. (SARCASM)
AleLaLoka88 1 year ago
@AleLaLoka88 Your correction is the best too (SPELLING, not grammar)
linkfan120 1 year ago
@linkfan120 i lol'd x]
AleLaLoka88 1 year ago
@jasontester3 and worst spelling
hybridkamilos 9 months ago
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This one was stupid.
meleemaster1up 2 years ago
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the baby was choking at the end
conman2895 2 years ago
Sounds awesometastic.
AtomicShroomx 2 years ago
i love how his eyebrows are doing this: >:O
shazam15 2 years ago 2
ahahaha i fucking love the WKUK <3
TinyHungarian 2 years ago 7
i totally get this sketch, anyone who's had siblings or children would...babies cry about freaking NOTHING all the freaking time....
gamegeek1995 2 years ago 177
yeah... we all get it. that was the joke that was implied. thanks for explaining.
sofakingey 2 years ago
@gamegeek1995 dont ya just hate colic
mizakzee 1 year ago
@gamegeek1995 1995?
have a baby?
Ltlegendary 1 year ago
@Ltlegendary Young mothers FTW!!
CommanderRaiden 1 year ago
@gamegeek1995 No shit, you genius. They're helpless babies.
RPGMasterShadow 11 months ago
@gamegeek1995 Yup, i can totally relate to that, have a little brother, when he was a baby he was crying, i was like, what?!!? what in the fucking fuck do you want?!? and i swear to Zeus he was doing it to troll me...
icecremer 10 months ago
trevor really is a horrible dad in all the sketches and he just hates babies in all of them hahahaha. "scarin babiessss!"
modernchica101 2 years ago 10
lol trevor always plays a horrible dad..just like darrens always a girl
oldchilltortoise 2 years ago 7
That's so mean to the baby. WKUK is so randomly funny. Where do they come up with this stuff?
truquesttojordan 2 years ago
LULZ
JakemakesYTP 2 years ago
thank you baby!!
Halfpipesk8r 2 years ago 7
ROFL!
Shad0wIllusion 2 years ago
lol the assholes who made fun of wkuk didnt even pay attantion the to the comedic genius that went into this!
theGravityGunner 2 years ago
AHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
xSARAcasmx 2 years ago
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK PEOPLE!??? seriously? how retarded can you get? this is fucking whitest kids U' know. if you watched this knowing that, then you wouldn't be suprised by the crude HUMOR. which is exactly what it's meant to be...HUMOR. Humor= funny=COMEDY. there probably wasn't even a baby in the room.
InVaDeRsOfThEeArTh 2 years ago 8
Fuckin' baby.
JacKn1feSugarTrucK 2 years ago 7
your all stupid fuckes who have no imagination. care ot argue? well if you did you would of relized that this is fiction and a written script for COMEDY. and if you used your imagination, it WOULD BE FUNNY
bradyj66 2 years ago 16
who cares theres not even really a baby there lol
themagicmansmind 2 years ago 8
wow ppl this is supposed 2 b funny
trevormcdonald2 2 years ago 3
Wow, everyone here forgot what comedy is. Dumbasses.
Kantikom 2 years ago 8
jeez, that baby's an ass! LOL
lolzalot44 2 years ago 3
the funny thing is, you can really do this, cause baby's dont remember crap... that is, unless you do it too much and physically hurt them, then they might make multiple personalities...
so just keep it to a minimum.
yootubematt 2 years ago 3
You're an idiot.
AdrenalineAndLove 2 years ago
just being honest!
yootubematt 2 years ago
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yer thats like saying you can torture someone cos they wont remeber it when they are dead
hiyabuddy69 2 years ago
no... babies dont remember things within 5 minutes. torture isn't a good thing.
yootubematt 2 years ago