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  • This makes me want to go practice the piano

  • I am disorganized, affectionate, and deep as David Bowie, but everything else was spot on.

  • is she george bush sister?

  • ima capa but idk about ppl not liking us/me i lov making ppl laugh.....but yep im about 90% of what she said i lov the way we go after goles i lov that about myslef cus one day ill be like pinky and the brain and take over the whole world UMMMMMMMMMHHAHAHAHAHA

  • But as for the video, its almost dead on.I am aging backwards as I'm very mature for my age (20).Very lucky as to have a full-time job be a full-time student as well as own my own car.BUT I think she made it seem as though were dull.Maybe my schedule forces for me to be dull BUT I like to play and joke just as much as a Sag does.

    Proud to be a Capricorn :)

  • I'm a Capricorn Sun, Scorpio Moon.They say that combo is one of the worst in astrology because of the hard-working,cold nature of the signs.But little do people know (like a Scorpio) I feel EVERYTHING that happens around me but like a cool Capricorn, you'd never realize I do.I like to think my combo makes me a wildcard in that you never know what I'm thinking...Be very afraid >:)

  • You will never ever, ever see a Capricon in a bad shape in life. And if you do, take a good look because it wont be for long. We must unite and rule the world. I actually have a project for that..just kidding! :D I'm proud of being Capricorn. I'm 99% of this description. But I'm very social and open. And everybody likes me.. or so I think...hmmm..

  • Why does everyone try to make Capricorn's out to be rigid type A personalities? I'm very outgoing, have lots of friends, joke often, and can be quite unpredictable. I'm early January birthday and right smack dab in the midst of Capricorn. Loyal, hardworking, care giver...yes yes yes but librarian snob, no.

  • 1 thing 4 sure: she is not a capricorn

  • LOL!!! This is so ME!!! :D

  • Capricorn with PRIDE

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  • she make it seem like we're bitches!

  • So proud to be A Capricorn :D

  • I wished you showed the Capricorn wit in this. Your portrayal is a little too dry, even for us Capricorns.

  • I'm a Capricorn, and this is the exact opposite of me in almost every way, except for the book loving part.

  • OMG I LOVE THIS I AM A CAPRICORN< THIS IS GREAT

  • Capricorns also seem to be miserable in their older age because their lonely for shittin on and dismissing their true love for something materialistic. Its in old age they realize the material things they fought so hard for don't mean anything anymore

  • Oh! and capricorns do have it together for the most part but when they stop giving a fuck they get real sloppy and inconsiderate and will shit on their loved ones

  • I'm a Sagittarius and I have a love hate relationship with every Capricorn I know. We start off hating each other but end up loving each other. We are each others intellectual match. You guys have good hearts but materialism rules all. You think you know what's best for you and everybody else. You will lie to the end. Youre best quality is you will stand up for what's right like Martin Luther king

  • this is like a mockery of my sign. -.-

  • @idkyoutellme7 lol thats the point!

  • So far what I read about capricorns don't turn out to be true.I mean on me though, i guess i'm different cuz i'm christian. The lord has liberated me from not having a capricorn spirit i guess.

  • Dats so tru, ppl thought i was 25 whn i was only 12... i use to hang wit my sis who was 21 and she look 12 & me 21...LOL but im 30 now and everybody thinks im 22or 23 we def age backwards LOL

  • Omg This Is So True!!

  • Capricorns. Have them as best friend and girlfriends.

    They are simple: Hard working and independent. And they need love or otherwise all of their stuff is not making them happy. They have like 2 or 3 really good friends who are like family to them and if they do not find real love they indulge in alcohol, smoking etc. And they are most loyal(!), secretly very emotional and very nice people, if somebody tellls you different they just don't know them close.

  • @kittystrokedeluxe THIS is so true!!!!! you hit the nail on the head. One thing I notice is they are usually (NOT ALL, but some) not affectionate, The few that are a little more affectionate, do it in a subtle way

  • @ThickNCurly1

    They ARE affectionate, but they show it through their loyalty more than words or romance. Yes, very subtle!!! Went to a party two days ago. Picked up a girl and my friend lend me his whole apartement to us for the whole night and slept at a friends place. He offered me this. That's how they show you! But you have to be their honest true friends to earn this kind of loyalty!

  • @ThickNCurly1

    Though it is true that they often times appeare somewhat coolish when they are around people, they even might to attempt to walk over somebody less strong. Machiavelli Style. They are very in control of their feelings so they do not loose their self discipline. The whole night they can be mad at their Ex they had years ago, and when they are drunk and walk home they will tell you how they still love that person. For years. :)

  • i think they took the traits to the extreme on this video

  • @ALECSF15 It's a description of only the SUN SIGN. You have other signs in your chart that influence your character.

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  • December 29th:)

  • @me51203 i was born in 1/1/98 :)

  • caps are so annoying.

  • @autumnsapphireblue and what are you? and we are not annoying we are hard working people and we are very organized.yes,we are stubborn sometimes but we do have our reasons.we like it when people are focused on their goals.we like to change humanity of the world. so tell me,how are we annoying ?

  • what about the fat Capricorns? I'm pretty sure they eat dairy products and unhealthy fatty foods.

  • LOL, I parented my parents!! To be honest though, I'm not the most practical capricorn nor do I like money. I do love learning USEFUL things for sure, but I love affection though I don't show it to everyone. Some of it's true, some not. Everyone's different. But she's a riot.

  • This is spine tingly brilliant!!..this describes my ex perfectly..Practicality over emotion..I'm a Leo...say no more!!

  • Born on 1st January .. and 95 % of what she said is so true ~

    The more you put in , the more you get out .. this is so me .. !

  • i wonder what sign is she :|?

    i am a capricorn..but her ?

  • I CUT COUPONS AND CUM AHHHH. yeah i'm a cap with sag moon. jan 8th. i'm not nearly as serious or work-oriented as this. she left out how FUCKING SEXY caps are, and i say that objectively. capricorn men are sex in the flesh. too bad they're all chubby chasers.

  • @xsurruhx They are not chubby chasers really! They like olympics, type of spartan women too!!!

  • 12/26/1988

  • January 1 Capricorn I am very happy about it and would'nt have it any other day, Skye Spirit Donald

  • @kal9784 cool my birthday is on janurary 1st as well :)

  • @TheZo4725lol cool 

  • A third December 31st birthday, although nobody ever seems to believe me.

  • We are serious in the inside but we sure do love to have fun as well :D

  • Oh, and I am very proud to be a Capricorn!

  • This video is a hoot and very accurate! Capricorn, Rising Virgo, Moon/Jupiter conjunction in Taurus, Grand Trine between Moon/Jupiter, Ascendant, and Mercury in Cap....

  • I'm a capricorn myself. born in Janurary 1st(no lie,i swear) and I'm proud to be a capricorn!

  • @TheZo4725lol Sweet I was born on December 31st :)

  • @tori7022 cool,my great grandmother was born on December 31st as well :)

  • @TheZo4725lol Cool :D

  • @tori7022 DEC.26TH HERE

  • This lady on point

  • Im a capricorn and i only agree with like half of these. maybe cus i was born Jan 17 near the end of the capricorn season so maybe im mostly capricorn with a little aquarius.

    Is that possible?

  • i am proud to be a capricorn as well

  • @lindalovesmusic1 I talk way to fast and I don't think people can keep up with me :(

  • Most of this is very true. I woke up early in the morning just to watch the last winter olympics. And I tell my parents that they spend too much money on food and clothes. My mom's like "You can't tell me what to do! I can do whatever I want with my money." heh heh but I think I'm a deep thinker

  • she makes us sound boring... ):

  • Was a bit offended by this 'take' on Capricorns.

  • dear people keep in mind, we can't reduce ourselves to words and allow them to define us....

  • Capricorn <3

  • I LOVE THIS. huh, that is so me. 

  • As a Scorpio I have to say - I've always loved Capricorns. They are very fun to study as individuals.

  • Very entertaining.

  • you are so great! My mom is a capricorn :)

  • well am Capricorn she says true things but not all of them .. its true i think am most of the time is right cos mostly ppl don't respond logically so that's why i consider them wrong .. she talks like a robot while i

    talk more in friendly way & like to smile & pause a bit to see if the listener catching up with me .. its wrong i never care about what kind of food i eat as a matter of fact i rarely eat healthy food though am naturally slim .. agree with inscure .. i hate work :P crazy at time

  • FREAKING OUT, she chills out half way,January 18th,here i see a lot of values, but i guess this is jsut a first impression sort of thing.... i love Tera Melos

  • Scorpios own you petty Capricorns <3

  • @freedfighter96 All the capricorns i know are smart, strong, and powerful I don't know if what you are saying is true Because it is so NOT!

  • @onlyone1110101 Most of the signs have smart qualities, well maybe except for the Gemini xD... Scorpios has this instinctive trait that can help us dig right to the root of any person. We are natural psychologists, understanding human nature almost effortlessly. I could decipher almost anyone's motives and thoughts without them even speaking. However what I said on my last comment was nothing more than a arrogant little joke to make you Capricorns feel inferior xD

  • wow she's a super capricorn ain't she

  • We are capable of deep thought... but because we can sometimes be insecure, we only share our deepest thoughts with people we are certain will not judge us.

  • This is so me..... accept for the food part. I love fatty foods.

  • lol  -- funny

  • did she say not affectionate? That is so not a Capricorn. I am very affectionate and I love when somebody takes care of me.

  • @lindalovesmusic1 Maybe you confuse people's babying you as affection.....

  • I talk fast too and I'm a Capricorn

  • BORING

  • again briliant

    my first bf was a capricorn

    I love the unique way of informing about the signs instead of just reading and lecturing makes it come alive .

    thank you for your creativity

  • Capricorn woman are mean to me, Im a virgo. =(

  • @lambofgodrodrigo oh virgos are the best (i'm capricorn) they say they (we) match well together aswell :D

  • @lollopisemis i know but sometimes when i talk to them, they are like nervous, and it makes me nervous to, and the look around if people are watching, like if i was going to do something to them.

  • I would have to say that Caps do plenty of thinking, just not very perceptive or 'deep' per-se. The clock cycles seem to be gobbled up in the insistence of creation of sensation in limitation. I would have to say that a Cap aught to either give it up or keep it to themselves in relationships, unless the other person is completely uninspired. Nobody will fit into your box unless they make that compromise as a trade for something you hold to them. If I was a Cap, I'd give up and enjoy flow instead

  • its all basically true except for the deep thought bit,Carpricorns are always in heavy thought

  • this is funny, because shes so true :p

    do it right or get the fuck out of my way!

  • capricorn male or capricorn female? I have found that theres a HUGE difference through my own observations and experiments. But from this video I think Capricorn female..

  • I agree, when we (Capricorns) are young we are like little old men/women. When i was 15 people thought always thought i was 21-25yo. We loosen up with age and wind up looking and acting younger than our peers. I am 43 and people always think i am 28-35. I was onced askd for ID when i was buting ciggaettes BUT i think the storeowner was just a dumbass. LOL :-)

  • The skits are funny but it's an exercise in definition. If she could act as the character rather than provide a play by play character analysis. She's like a doctor explaining medical terms, all facts but not very memorable, know what I mean?

  • i am so proud to be capricorn

  • @AlexSouljah96705 Same here :D

  • yea i am a Capricorn

  • True Capricorn.

  • I have the north node in capricorn I watched this to see get a glimpse into my higher self. I've been put into a situation where I have to look after myself, learning from my mistakes and getting things organized. As I am a newbie to self-independence I have been finding it difficult but I am ever so slowly grasping the way of the capricorn. I write plans on how I need to sort out my priorities so that nothing goes wrong. I do the dishes haha!! But it's all slowly coming into place now.

  • She made it seem as though us Capricorns don't know how to have fun and have know humor. And for the record, we have DEEP THOUGHT. Otherwise, she was generally correct.

  • I must admit I am a lot of those things she stated, but she made Capricorns look like really annoying and strict people who don't think much of what they're doing. And we're not like that. We think A LOT about everything, at least I do. Although I'm not completely sure if it's my Capricorn nature or it's because I'm born on the Capricorn-Aquarius cusp. Nevertheless, most of us are not really like that person in the video.

  • This is truly me. I am a triple Capricorn. No wonder people are easily intimidated by me. Not that I care. I love my sign. We are deep thinkers though. And we're great in bed. She should've talked about that more.

  • bollocks

  • How come so similar to me??-a Gemini. Weird. Am I a capricorn also?? I'm confused. Zzz

  • Stuffy goats. baaaaa :-)

    - sag 

  • I'm an Aquarius and a little bit like this in business. A lot of the Capricorns I know are forgetful and slow moving!

  • well i'm a capricorn but not so uptight as this gal- of course i have cancer rising so maybe that softens me- I have very deep thoughts- I am sociable- i find this gal quite obnoxious

  • @haikuhelen you and me both

  • omg am i really that bitchy?

  • @TeamJacobx12 I'm a cap and my friend is too. she even admitted to me that she acts that way.

  • Keep in mind in Astrology is that a person has a Sun Sign, Moon Sign and Rising Sign. Debra's fun videos are a representation of a single sign. People are complex enigmas. Not even the stars at times can them solve! Being a Capricorn myself. I don't think it's an obsession with money. I love managing and calculating things and money happens to be a modern means of getting things done. I used to be an annoying perfectionist but realized perfection is an illusion. See.. I had a deep thought ;) <3

  • @TanjaTHEAwesome So true. I'm also a Cap, crap at math, imperfect; Alright does, I'm rigid and structured in routine but very disorganized and mental compartmentalizing is something I see more often in the Pisces, Geminis, Leos and Libras I know. It frustrates them when they can't raise my interest in so called factual stuff and get me to accept one rule conclusions. I'm a homemaker, spiritual, like the paranormal, arts, reading fiction and other "useless" stuff.

  • @TanjaTHEAwesome perfection is an illusion... i can't believe you said that. my capricorn best friend says this all the time! seriously, i'm shocked here. she told me life is an illusion once.. wow astrology is so real, this is proven to me every day.. :)

  • Capricorns are too judqemental .

    They want to be perfect :p

  • @cuteluv13 yep,we are 

  • Well this is great, and underneath it all there is a big underworld evolvement. As above, so below. At least, that's how I am experiencing this life, pluto moving through my stellium in cap may have something to do with it.

  • OK - I'm a Capricorn. I agree with you on about 50%-70% of your dummy rant. Who thinks work is a sexual experience? I like doing my job damn well, but sexual? Maybe your not having enough if your especially not eating dairy or meat! I eat any food, nice hotels wine whatever, u sound stuck up. Im a young Capricorn so maybe I will find myself that way one day but sometimes u sound butthole

  • @idr5000 it was a joke stupid 

  • I'm a virgo and I DO NOT get along with Capricorns, even though we are supossed to be perfectly compatable. I despise the know-it-all attitude, and the demanding behavior. Capricorns I've met have a tendency to abuse others generosity, and are easily provoked over issues not concerning them. Also odd that I adore Sagittarius, though we suposedly should never get along. Could be cuz I have a Sag rising.

  • perfection?

    

  • Remember people that sun signs in western astrology are actually 23 - 24 degrees out of alignment. You are usually the sign before your western sign. I have been confirmed of this through observing my lifes reality and my personality. I am very proud to be a Leo.

  • lol im an aries and my ex was a cap and i couldnt stay with her because she wanted everything to be perfect ~_~

  • Ok, this pretty much relates to me 100% !!! Btw, for Capricorns who don't think this video describes them, it could be because the other signs in your natal chart affect your personality more than just your sun sign. It could also depend on when you were born. If you're born really early or really late in Capricorn, you're a cusp (Sag/Cap or Cap/Aq cusp)-- which means you pretty much have 2 signs influencing your personality.

  • this is rubbish

  • my dad is a Capricorn and hes a horrible man! I really cant stand to be in the same room as him. I'm a Virgo by the way!! apparently were supposed to get on well but we really don't. It's true that as he gets older he acts younger. He drinks too much like 5/6 nights a week and drives me mad!!! Hes also completely unemotional. no such thing as a hug, a kind word or a compliment.. hes better at calling me names and pointing out my faults. some Capricorns are nice though :)

  • i loled. this is pretty damn close to what im like

  • @sargentsolar or the universe will cease to exist :D

  • i'm a capricorn and absolutely nothing she sed i could relate to at all!! :-/

  • I must be the capricorn reject according to this. ._.)b

  • She is so right on......on everything!!

  • Hmm im terrible with money, im massively impractical, im easy going and often laugh and joke around and I find overly serious people to be a dampening prescence on my life.

    But what is this, I was born on the 9th of January, that would make me.....a Capricorn. Hmm could it be that I am a one off fluke, or is it THAT ASTROLOGY IS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS.

  • @Andyp12 ur just a lost goat in the mountains

  • @ArtyomZakharenko And you are a blind fool who wants to be lead around by bullshit merchants without thinking for himself, enjoy your life being dictated by lumps of rock and gas flying through space, im going off to make something of mine on my own terms.

  • @Andyp12 you need to fix your sence of humour

  • @ArtyomZakharenko Ah because calling me a lost goat in the mountains in reference to the symbol of the capricorn is incredible funny and witty and not atall a sad childish insult suitable for 5 year olds.

  • @Andyp12 you talk about symbols and call me 'a fool who wants to be lead around' at the same time... something's clearly wrong with you

  • @ArtyomZakharenko er.......yeah sure. I can see you arent very intelligent and clearly dont understand what im getting at.

  • @Andyp12 o thats interesting, so you can see i am not very intelligent... now im sure there's something wrong with you :)

  • @Andyp12 Sometimes we are not the sign we think we are Like if you are born on a leap year or something you go back one sign that is what i read on a astrology website.

  • AMAZING I love it. I am laughing out loud because it is so true.

  • forgot to add that Capricorns get depressed too

  • Somebody got dumped by a Capricorn.

  • lol oh my FUCKING GOD KILL ME I HATE BEING A CAPRICORN

  • I can't be a capricorn... im supposed to be, but none of this is like me, not one bit o.o

    I identify with my chinese zodiac sign, but i have never been able to identify with capricorn

  • @Chibiicap This is just an exaggerated version of one virtue of Capricorn. I have close friends that are Capricorns, including my partner, and I would say this : Capricorns are serious in principles, but not necessarily in actions. You'd see a chill or serious person who doesn't want to get involved, but when they do they would crack everyone with their humor and view on life and they would never open up entirely to do that.

  • You have each sign down pat...if others do not see this they do not really see human behavior very well.

  • OMG..is 100 % true..this is me!

  • I'm a capricorn, for me RIGHT: Pursuit excellence I love to work Loyal Organic food I like nice hotels WRONG: I hate the olympics. I don't care when people are late. I love inappropriateness (as long as it's funny) I have NOTHING BUT deep thought, I think everything has meaning I'm super spiritual and hate the idea of money, but understand its important to survive I was a really hyperactive and immature kid and very sociable, still am to some etent Bottom line is, this is nothing like me!
  • BULLSHIT. This is stupid

  • She speaks so much in so little, it kinda makes me horny. I wanna introduce my horn into her mouth, thus i am a capricorn. Crazy milfs ftw.

  • can't believe that capricorn has no deep thought... i think they do ....

  • OMG! I am a ROBOT!

  • here is a book for you to read the BIBLE

  • @nerfman1001

    religion is bullshit, every capricorn knows that

  • @ArtyomZakharenko uh..not EVERY capricorn

  • woow as a Capricorn i'm scared!

  • lol i see i´m too influenced by my gemini acsendant  xD

    i´m not so strict about things ;)

  • Hats off to your very interesting way of doing this! Good work!

  • lol I enjoyed watching this, and MUCH of it was true, but for some reason, it seems like it was partially spiteful or mocking... Good stuff though.

  • 99.9% accurate! Only difference is that I am too emotional.

  • perfect..... I liked it . I am capricorn

  • although im a capricorn Im not this... sometimes im really serious but usually im not serious, I definetly prefer relationship to work, I talk ALOT but i never say personal things about me... and i extremely hate when people know too much about me... people can make angry in seconds... so although im a capricorn i am really emotional......

    sun: capri(almost aqua) acsendant:scorpio moon:Aqua

    im a mix

  • I am a Sagittarius with a Capricorn rising. When i listened to both of the sings I am a mix. Yes i love my freedom and socialising but i have to be organised. It's not a good mix sometimes. The Sag in me gets all impulsive and happy about an idea, but the earth calling Capricorn will pull me back with "wait you have think this through" it kills the thrill of spontaneousness.

  • @msanjelia I wish I had more of this, I'm a Sag with Cancer rising and nothing but emotions to make me even more impulsive. My Lord do I need an anchor, my life is fun and exhilarating, but I've almost died to my own stupid actions more times than I can remember and my life is kind of a mess in some regards. Thank God I found a relationship with Jesus, or I'd honestly be dead already :)

  • She make Capricorns sound snotty

  • @hecman8 It's not meant to be entirely accurate, in my opinion. I think it's more of a caricature of all that embodies Capricorns. I'm a Capricorn myself, and can see SO much of my personality reflected here!

  • @TheKhoshboo20 no Scorpio is

  • Sea-goats FTW!