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  • Seeker: I'm Immortallllllllllll !!!!!!

  • Lol happened to me with a docter. I just kept assasinating him

  • HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ME!! But it happened in brotherhood...

  • yeah it is funny it happened in the 3rd game tooo i called my assasins and then they killed them for ever lol

  • @superspine113 nawh those are his house keepers

  • It a zombie guard !!!

  • how do you do that

    

  • @garfieldz1000 I had to...

  • Happens to me... The banker... Its a hard mission to...

  • my brother done this glitch too :D

  • that happened to me in acb i broke a guys neck like ten times and jumped on his face 100 times and im like what the fuck is Chuck Norris doin in this game!!!

  • Do you guys not get this? HE SLASHED HIS THROAT THERE IS NO NEED TO GET THEM WHILE THEY ARE DOWN! IDGAF If you're a high level gaurd of bruce almighty, YOU GET YOUR CORRADED AND JUGULAR SLASHED I DON'T SEE A NEED TO HIT YOU, EVER AGAIN. He did heavy attacks, those are supposed to kill any gaurd in assassins creed. He did the god damn nutcracker for gods sake there is no way you need to hit someone again after that

  • This has happened to me, numerous times, on both AC2 and ACB. I find it really fun unless one of them is my fucking target!

  • 1 way to kill them..throw into the water lol

  • dude i got the same thing: check out my video!

  • can u tell me how to pick weapons

    in assassins creed 1

  • @krishna70564 U can't pick up weapons in ac1

  • can u tell me how to pick weapons

  • Same happened to me

  • i would have laughed if he had to kill the gaurd to complete the mission

  • @garfieldz1000 me 2

  • @garfieldz1000 that happened to me......i had to kill one of those brutes on a boat and he didnt die....

  • @garfieldz1000 What you said has happened to me in an Assassination Contract in Tuscany. I had to kill 2 Conspirators. I replayed the mission 3 times and it still was glitching. I closed the game and opened it again in order to complete the mission. That finally worked!

  • O MY GOD ZOMBIE!

  • I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

    ...youre a looney...

  • IF yOU cahnge TEH CAPE

  • that dude is not getting anywhere

  • i have had this before... also next to the one invincible were 3 fake guards who didn't respond to anything at all.

  • THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN ASSASSINS CREED 3 TOO!!

  • hmm thats a wierd glitch have you ever tried throwing them in the water?

  • press 4.. pause.. press 4.. pause.. press 4 for italian sex move

  • can't you just throw him in the water

  • lol the same thing actually happened to me last night

  • PUSH HIM IN THE WATER YULL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A BADASS ACTION MAN GUARD ANY MORE!

  • Those guys used HAX to be immortal or The Mayor of the city opened up the console of the city's control panel and typed in guard_health_immortal 1 and yeah.:D

  • i had a double glitch that i could keep killing a doctor but he was got up.

  • So many people have had this glitch but I never have!!! Should have thrown em in the water.

  • Comment below me is right

  • I got exactly the same glitch in brotherhood. Looks like they didnt know it existed!

  • DIE ALREADY

  • it happened to me xD

  • ^the persons coment above me is a fucking retard

  • guard playing with ezio O.o

  • 00:48 aaww hes just joking...

  • i get knocked down but i get up again, aint nothing gunna keep me down (8)

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  • wat the FUCK

  • Ezio is an assassin no more

    ;(

  • i know this glitch. this one is a fun one. but i did it on those guys on the map that has a letter picture. u can use any weapon for this glitch exept for the throwing knives because nothing happens to him, only blood spills out, you cant use fists because it wont do anything to him.

  • THIS HAPPENED TO ME 2!!!!

  • ahhhhhhhh  hes still alive XD

  • huh the same thing happened to me a couple days ago, accept three guards got this glitch. trippy right

  • u shooda put him in the water to see what wood happen

  • lolz dude thats weird

  • these happened to me on the one mission where you have to kill 10 brutes in 60 seconds. i ended up having to throw them in the water

  • Check out my guard glitch in my videos! or if the owner accepts my video response =)

  • do you know that when the guards kill each other in florence? there are ones in yellow and some in red clothing, when you fight a group with one colour and another group with the other colour appears they kill each other... :D

    is that normal?

    sry for bad english

  • Chuck Norris in AC 2 xD

  • The Renaissance version of Chuck Norris... 

  • GOD FORBID LMAO!!!

  • THESE GUARDS MUST BE THE APPRENTICES OF CHUCK NORRIS O_O

  • @superspine113 no, they would roundhouse kixk him if they were

  • @Hisworld1234 only chuck norris can round house kixk ppl, he has copy righted it THEREFORE they would break the law if they did

  • @superspine113 chuck norris would round house kick them if they did O_o

  • Wow, yet again another ORGINAL Chuck Norris joke again, no way!

  • hes inmortal !!!! how did you get that glithc !! XD

  • There is a special medic in firenze that too has this glitch if you go over to him you can actually assassinate him but he wont die :P

  • how do u have 22 throwing knives?!

    i only have 20....

  • Kick him in the balls, that usually tends to work.

  • the blood in ac2 sucks... its good in combat but in videos when they move their arm ( or other bloodied part) there clothes behind it get bloody and when it moves away its clean. watch the video when he kills the doge for example

  • They have to fall over and look convincing. To get a penalty. Hehehehee. They are for sure Italianos.

    Lights camera action. Take 1. Take 20. Take 50. No no no no your not getting it right.

    Lets go again. Actionnnnnn!!!. Take 500000000000.

    Ok lets call it a day. Sigh. Hehehehhehehhehee.

  • Its either 2 things.

    You paid them a lot of money and so they say you can do whatever you want to me baby.

    Or.

    They are training for Italia world cup squad. Substitute for Daniele De Rossi V Paraguay. Hehehehhehehee.

  • If you took his spear off him and stab him. Will he walk around with it looking like his wives lucky day?. Hehehehehhehehehhehehehehheheh­ehhehehhehehhehehhee.

    Courtesans all saying WOW what a big spear he has hehehhehehehhehehehe.

  • its like hes naruto or sometin LOL

  • this happened to me too! :D its fun to kill the dude over and over and over and over and over and over again!

  • Nice ive also done this but on 360 and i think i was in Flori but it was still funny

  • When I first got the game before you ever get the hidden blade somehow I assassinated a guy. I was like WTF

  • throw em in the water that'll kill him maybe

  • @yakov292 you cant pick him up if he isnt dead, and you cant use fists or grab him, so its really impossible

  • iv had this be4 it was fun

  • OMG he has Jesus POWER >_< EVERYONE RUN FROM THE INVINCIBLE ITALIAN ZOMBIE O_O

  • eagle vision him see if he is a ghost

  • i had a glitch like this on one of the missions, i had to kill this guy but he kept getting up and he had one square of health left and i had to quit the mission and re do it to kill him :L

  • when i was playing i was doing and saw a civvilian that wont die and it happened right now

  • You will get all trophies now. Thank you glitches! And have you ever tried upskirting courtesans? They're hot. I upskirted one with camera it was epic.

  • huh? how the fuck do u do dat?

  • lol he can take a beating :P

  • you havent put blood thats boring put blood in options to make it cooler

  • @gamerboy3601 im afraid i find the representation of blood in games immoral, myself being a blood donor, i dont like seeing it wasted.. of course i have blood on, this glitch that happened took their blood away.. nothing i cud do to control it

  • @DaNKaZlivinlegend a big LOL @ what you wrote

  • @DaNKaZlivinlegend its just a video game its not like its real blood and its not getting wasted cuz its not blood its just some codes and some graphics design to make it appear as blood

  • @Sporkinator4 .... it was a joke .... WHY SO SERIOUS?

  • @DanKaz92 cuz you sound pretty serious...

  • @Sporkinator4 don't you forget it

  • @gamerboy3601 xD OMG U R umm

    errr i dont know the word umm ..............

  • @gamerboy3601 Lol you my friend got told

  • @zmalik10 ?

  • @zmalik10 you just replied a comment from 1 year ago and its starting to piss me off

  • @gamerboy3601 Why does that piss you off? It's the first time I've ever seen it. Not like I waited a year on purpose just to piss you off.

  • @zmalik10 i dont know its just to annoying that a person that go surfs back to comments and bring it back up its just very annoying to me -_-

  • What happens if you get poison blade on him?

  • oh shit! its Left 4 Dead all over again!!!

  • that happens to me as well, but jesus guy was doctor...

  • dude me too! my game freezes whenever i double assassinate 2 groups of guards. how do i fix that?

  • the same thing happened to me i through him in the water haha

  • dis happend to me except it was a roof guard in florence.I kept pushing him off but everytime he got back up and climbed back up

  • i would like sum of this shit , please someone guide me please.

  • how???? please???????????

  • @uxa1

    for what purpose?

  • how do u do that?

  • happend 2 me i wish i knew how to do it on pourpes

  • SHIT......

  • @strelok341

    OMG!!

    .have you ever played this game? i think not..

  • @strelok341 i beg your pardon ? i dont think knocking him down will help after he gets up from me driving a two handed sword through his sternum on multiple occasions... they are just... invincible.

  • @DaNKaZlivinlegend lol true when they are down u gotta hit them again , they are high level guards meaning u need to kill their teammates which come whit them then hit him like u did in the vid some times or knock him down then hit him while he is down

  • @DaNKaZlivinlegend Have you try to push them to the water ? u do know that they don't know how to swim right XD !

  • @strelok341 you're the noob. its a glitch cause he clearly slashed the guards throat with 2 hidden blades...

  • @strelok341 wow

  • @strelok341 You never played Ac:2,or? Asshole!

  • @strelok341 All of those, were heavy attacks, and he slit his throat, twice, and then jump ontop of him, and stuck his hidden blades in his face. I mean...

  • guards l33t hax

  • It happened to me too

  • the same thing happened to me wit a Dr. lol

  • ps3 Rocks

  • i accidentally triggered that glitch yesterday, i found a loada new ways to kill people!

  • yh same, wen i double air assassinate 2 guards like 2 times, the 2nd time, my game freezes

  • I had the same kind op thing happening to the medicine man.

  • i done this today aswell i was like WTF. how do i do this again its funny

  • why dont you... fuck off ? and stop posting these ponsing questions

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  • @denzel232 yeah but this vid dont even last 2 minutes 30, so whats the point advertising shit on videos, jus annoys me lol

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  • SPAMMING FAIL: there is no 2:30 dumbass...

  • @Rinaldismotherman such a fail at spamming

  • push them into the water.......

  • ive already sed that i pushed them in water, the rest disapeared

  • You can kill mercs/thieves who are standing near water in Venice by hitting one of them. They should keep walking away from you, so you can make them walk into the water and die

  • yeah ive done that before, all i did was kill a guard, they got scared, stepped back, fell and then drowned lol.. but theyre invincible otherwise

  • I shot a doctor but he just stood there like nothing had happened

  • i love how a 1:30 theres no-one there, then ezio looks away, and back again and someone has jus appeared haha

  • lol creepy

  • i hate fighting those big assholes but thank god for disarm

  • should of ntryed disarming him that would stop the basted

  • sounds good, except you can only disarm a gaurd who is attacking you, the, obviouly, wernt attacking, and were jut standing still, thus making disarming.. impossible :) but thanks for the suggestion

  • its the same thing if you try and kill the doctors

  • @saam289 docters are different cos you need them

  • not necessarily. you dont need the thieves or mercs but you cant kill them either.

  • and you cant really assassinate or kill doctors,you can only hit them with ur sword and watch them stumble a bit.. whch is a shame, same with the mercinaries and thieves

  • i would absolutly love to hear about it when someone discovers how to kill doctors/mercs/thieves. lol

  • i did not try this yet but it might be possible:

    poison someone, and have them kill a NPC

  • you can poison the doctors and they just get back up?

  • dont think so. if u try and use anything to do with the hidden blade on doctors, ezio jus stands there and keeps jus getting his blade out... doesnt do nefing tho

  • when you pick up a weapon of a guard and kill someone with it, he always drop it...that sucks cuz you always have to pick it up again and again...

  • haha yeahp, tis annoying, but its not too bad ... still wud be better if he jus didnt drop ituntil u say lol

  • do you also know how you can replay a mission, cuz i have to get the trophy of that mission when you have to fly with that flying machine of leonardo...and in the DNA-menu i can't replay any mission!

  • yeah im afraid that trophy can ony be unlocked when ur doing that mission, and you cant go back to it.. luckily, ubisoft have just announced they might try and figure out how to patch in replaying missions with the DLC out next year. they said they didnt have enough time to put it in the gam, so they may patch it in, hopefully :)

  • B button

  • when u kill someone and the person u killed has a weapon is it possible to pick the weapon up?? if so how do u?

  • yr click O ps3 and the equivalant on xbox

  • @humptybon you have to be at a certain point in the game, you learn the counter/disarm opponent ability, from then on u can pick weapons off the floor by using circle ... or jus steal by disarming ur enemies

  • Lol how do you do that glitch?

  • @AnimeNut1991 i have no idea lol.. was killing a group of guards in the area, walked around, saw these gaurds standing, not noticing men, and tried to kill them llol.. they wernt having it, and proved they were invincible as you can see lol

  • how do u make ujrself do the fast pump motion with the hidden blades likeu stand their and he does it what u press and wierd glitch

  • Don't you like altairs armour?

  • i do.. but i felt like a bit of a change while i was playing... back to the oldskl ezio... also, befor the recent patch, double assassinations while wearing altair's armour froze the game, its fixed now tho :) but yeah, altair's armour is kool, jus dont wear it all th