Ask Palpatine 7 - Cooking Ewoks

[TheAce12570]

Revan had a pink sword... and he was way cooler than you. Just sayin' like i see it.

[oxprincessfionaxo]

die eowks

[crackbunny25]

lol deathing some chick

[TheAce12570]

@crackbunny25 dating*.

[TheGamerDerek]

lol hello sithy

[chazatlas]

baby wok, lol love it.

[yoNumero1lilMija]

ima go try that recipie

[ndnsoldierboy]

Hello Sithy...*LOL*

[shletten]

LOL @ the heart part!

[QueefJuicer2]

so justin bieber must be a celebutant becouse he/she or both just came out of nowere and became famous for his/her or both gay ass noise @ 5:11 actualy i also wouldent respect someone with a bumpy forehead and a wrinkly face whiter than my ass

[xshadowboyx1]

lol whats that black knob on your face? It's my nose you JACK****.

[Dc21997]

hehe, minox butt

[pauh4578]

its my nose jaka@# lol

[halowars91]

eww!! the green tea tastes terrible!

[KaiHattan]

He makes so much sense. It's funny sense, but still sense.

[MasterofRandomness87]

LOL  person about to I don't care. whether they are and the gay. straight, bisexual, transpecies LMAO Priceless totally!

[polevaulter71]

British accent lol. love the question!

[aoescool]

for that dalicioius baby wok and mon calamari.. lol priceless

[dachandepred]

yay he has a hand now

[bendover185]

I thought he would like his ewok lightning fried

[DarthMessias]

Yeah, I wondered what that big thing was...

[Mider999]

fucking hilarious how he does the theme music "imperial march"

[zenasitfromthepage]

do jedi and sith have the same drugs? zena and verian

[lolbizkitz]

I tried this 'ewok cooking method' on a gerbil. It was not pleased. But, it was tasty!

[AustinWorthington]

How did I not know about this!? LOL. 5 stars!

[silverhawk2004]

I love the explanation for the killing of the young lings lol nice work.

[marmotbutt]

lol school of rock

[FireRupee]

lol at question number 5.

And 72.

[FireRupee]

lol How come when people turn to the dark side, they adopt a British accent?

"That's Hello Sithy'.. or something."

[Mider999]

TRUE even darth maul has a brittish accent! of course he only has ONE LINE but its brittish "at least we will reveal ourselves at least we will have our revenge"

[samonthebus]

yeah bit harsh to cook an ewok but then again why not

[jamduke]

And the British accent one was funny

[jamduke]

This voice is funny :)

[kliszeo]

lol its my nose jack ass

[Slixer]

at last I wondered if that was his nose or not !

[Shademaster21]

a sith can use any color lightsaber,darth revan had a red lightsaber and a purple one

[AdriEva]

lol

[rossalexlydia]

I will never look at the dark lord of the sith the same way again...

[p00pl0rd]

pink against black would be a badass, the only jedi who would criticize it would be those uncomfortable in their own sexuality projecting their feelings on the sith

[ShinnRynn]

Lol. EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mangobanna]

I WANT A PINK ONE! No actually. I like Mace Windu's purple lightsaber.

[frumpychicken12345]

you are stupid, and talk too much. please just cut to the chase or else just jump off a bridge like that miget and fat guy from jackass. you know wee man and the other guy.

[gallileotheguineapig]

How do you live without a heart beating?

[Jacksonguitars4evr]

through the force

[sheelf911]

can I have some of that baby wok

[EngelVerloren]

"Oy where's my tea"

XD man this was funny, keep up the good work mate.

[GreenJay111]

aniken talks emo lol

[WISDOMPRODUCTI0NS]

virgin terrorists

[shwbst]

wonderful!

[dudecall]

lol hello fellow canadian :P man you re awsome keep it up !

[carnut015]

Nice arms!  I love your puppets.

Hello Sithy! Awesome!

A question for the Almighty Sith Lord:

What Valentine's Day plans do you have?

[YouPhail]

I have to try that rice thing...

And screw pink light-sabers, I want a black one!

[goldenpizza]

great questions and great responses.

[quotagirl]

Yep, I'm looking forward to more questions and more singing!

Right up Palpatine's alley.

:)

[Sebastiansaccount]

You finally got round to giving palpatine arms, good job!