This is a very successful impersonator of the great man himself. As someone else rightfully commented, the real man is rather progressed in years but no matter, we love them both!
Love it! "Did your mother never to tell you to drink on an empty head?" Heckler sounds like some drug-dealing scumbag fropm west Dublin, totally coked out of his skull
@WeAreThePenguins No, it's not Billy Connolly, it's a Billy Connolly impersonator. Billy hasn't had that particular look since the late 1980s. The vocal impression is reasonable, but noticeably different from the real thing.
What the fuck are ye all on about? This isnae even Billy - he's no even Scottish - he went on Britain's Got Talent without a hint of reality! He's an Irish cunt who thinks he can impersonate the Big Yin
@Number1HB Billy Connelly learnt his craft doing small venues. Search on here. Mostly he sang songs and did a bit of stand up too. He released several albums. For a long time he wasn't famous.
@steverut47 its because people kept talking and getting up to go to the bar and Billy found it disrespectful. I think Billy needs oiling. I don't find Billy funny at all. I think he is more suited to the older generation because he is just not very sharp and fast and quickfire.
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Now I've heard a lot of "Don't tell me how to do my job..." lines, but "Do I come into your rehab class and show you how to finger-paint?" is up there with the best of them.
Please change title and description. This is obviously not the real Billy, as it would have to have been filmed 25 years ago to match with that hair. This guy is a tribute act called Silly Connolly.
People should TAKE CARE when heckling comedians. My cousin worked as a comic in small clubs & theatres for years, but had to stop after an appalling incident in Watford.
He was doing some new material when a smug twat in the audience began shouting out punchlines in advance. My cousin ‘lost it’ a bit & pulled down his pants, held his penis & screamed “I’ll shove this in your mouth & piss down your throat!”. Sadly, there were young kids in the audience & the theatre was sued for their trauma.
well, that sucks for your cousin because that's illegal anywhere in this country. even jim morrison got pinched for that. but still, cheers to your cousin because that's the most badass thing i've ever heard in my life.
@SuperTruth77 people sue for anything now adays, frankly small kids shouldn't be at a comedy club to begin with unless it's a guy with fucking puppets!
Bill's best woz in t' long gone great pre-PC(Pure Cowardice) happy daze, commenting on Olympics girl gymnasts. " Did ye see the contortions they wee lassies were doin? We're ya up at the screen givin it some ?!" Nowadaze wee gals can say wot they like but big guys canne say nothin.
Love Billy but that line to the heckler "don't worry about it i remember the 1st time i drunk alcohol" is such an old worn out line that so many comedians have used. I'd expect something a bit more original and funny from Billy. Anyway let this be a warning to budding hecklers, never heckle a good comedian who's holding the mike, you'll lose every time
Brilliant. But what the f**k are you on about the war for. Anyway. I thought the russians won that. Its disgusting that people try to give the u.s. the credit for that. It was won by a few countries working together. Now drop it.
@DoubleIvan any time you get people together from different countries people start talking about politics and history like they fucking know the answers to everything and try to sound educated.
why do so many normal videos have to be ruined by Brits and Americans arguing, go find a blog or something to argue on, not here, what you gonna solve on a Billy Connolly video
TMGxBUFFRIDGEx i think you need do a bit of research mate, they say it took them 5 years beacuase where were they in the first world war FUKKIN NO WHERE and you will find it is britian who had to fund most of the american war effort so before you abuse someone for not knowing what they talkin about get your facts right mate
@stokee20 woah woah woah which war are we talking about, 1st or second. sh1tonwba said ww2 then 5 years, he is BLATENTLY wrong on that front it was LESS than 2 snce the war stated september 1939 they joined mid 1941 thats a year and a bit.
and the shipping also helped keep the UK runing, this is an undeniable fact
even ww1 wasnt 5 years
it was 3... war starts 1914, america joins in 1917
AND.. in 1917 the russians pull out because of the revolution.
I've been listening to Billy Connolly for over 2 months non stop, trying to pick up the accent just for the shite of it...This is definitely not him. I am confident enough to bet my life on it. I could tell several seconds in.
Here's the thing about insulting a comedian, it is their JOB, it is what they DO. They will destroy you. If you are hell bent on making a colossal ass of yourself this is the way to do it. Fair warning: Billy will ruin you.
I can't quite make out some of the dialogue (My awful speakers are probably mostly to blame there). If possible, could you add those caption box things with subtitles?
This is NOT Billy Connolly!! There is at least 1 Billy Connolly tribute act (probably more). There's a Northern Irish twinge to this blokes accent!! As long as he's entertaining people, good luck to him, but it is not Mr Connolly!!
@sh1tonwba Yes yes Britain is surely the land that alcohol forgot.Heckling a comedian beats football hooliganism,rioting and whatever other depths of depravity your mob sinks to when you've been drinking.
@sh1tonwba What has the IRA got to do with it? That's over.I don't agree with their motives but fuck,at least there was a political objective.Footbal hooliganism is practiced for recreational purposes in Britain.
@TheFutureadvocate maybe in the eighties football hooliganism is minimal and is probably practiced as much as fighting between catholics and protestants being babies and fighting over stupid religious things.
@StikManJones someone pass this man a dictionary. your are thinking of ethnicity if your on about colour of skin. race includes heritage and areas of origin. nice try though.
@sh1tonwba someone pass YOU dictionary. And by you using "your" instead of using "YOU'RE" looks like you need to go back to primary school. "British" is NOT an ethnicity, you stupid fuck. It's a citizenship anointment. And ethnicity is NOT colour of skin, you stupid fuck. You're clearly a buffoon since I can tell you believe all africans have black skin. Like I said, "BRITISH". IS. NOT. A. RACE. This is what happens when you use the Sun as your encyclopedia. You become thick as shit.
@StikManJones oooooh someones insulted. i didnt mention being british was an ethnicity. put your glasses on. british is my heritage and the are im from so insulting someone for being british is as racist as calling someone hispanic a spic and an arab a smelly arab. you can be white spanish speaker black spanish speaker black arab white arab. so colour isnt race you thick fuck. by your thoery i can hate muslims and not be called racist. oh and hitler wasnt racist hahahaha
"Race (Noun) - A large group of people distinguished from others on the basis of common, genetically linked, physical characteristics, such as skin color or hair type."
@unrealeck race is a classification of humans and a group of persons related by common descent or heredity. so not all to do with what you look like. get a grip you thick twat. haha by your theory im a racist for calling someone a ginger bastard or blondie. what do they teach in schools in Scotland. how to die of heart disease by the age of thirty.
@sh1tonwba Amazing how I give you the definition from the dictionary (an English dictionary) and you still disagree, then talk about what is taught in Scottish schools.
@unrealeck to be honest i cant be arsed to argue with scottish world of warcraft nerds i have a life to concentrate on. you can believe you have won all you like cos scottish peopel are used to losing so you can ahve some glory. just enjoy your life before you die of an early heart attack or the skag kills ya.
@StikManJones if you want to make me yourself look clever you should have worded your first sentance someone pass you a dictionary not someone pass you dictionary making you sound like a caveman.
@StikManJones anyway i think somebodys brains been warped by playing too much xbox you computer game nerd. we are not living in world of warcraft now geek. this is the real world. instead of making a shit argument here i think you should concentrate on losing your virginity.
@sh1tonwba You should read a dictionary too. Look up the word "you're". I have a feeling you're a wannabe Englishman too judging from some of the comments of yours I've read. From now on, I'm just going to refer to you as Englishman wannabe. Feel free to hit me with as many stereotypes as you want relating to whatever country or nationality you believe I belong to. For the record, color relation IS racism relation. If you think otherwise you're a fucking idiot.
@sh1tonwba what i said was not racist. i merely told you you were an asshole. i never implied you were an asshole BECAUSE you were british. and people think all americans are dumb...
@sexyfingerboardguy americans are dumb. so next time i call someone a jewish cunt and they go mad about it being racist ill say oh no i called you a cunt not just because your a jew. oh and i didnt call you a black bastard because im racist i called you a bastard not because your black. haha spastics on youtube make me laugh. people think its impossible for a white brit to play the race card but anybody can be racist so fucking deal with it.
@sh1tonwba dude im done with you. i know people like you and that its better to just let them believe theyre right, because they have nothing else to spend their lives on than harassing other people over the internet . As for americans being stupid, even if we are we certainly saved your limey asses back in WWII. So i bid you adieu, and hope you are happy with yourself that you "won" an argument over the internet. Have fun being alone and have a happy fucking existence.
@sexyfingerboardguy saved our asses in ww2 is that all americans can say. you think a country who got thier asses kicked by a bunch of farmers in vietnam were able to defeat a country like germany hahaha give me a break. the truth is europeans brits russians etc had them outnumbered anyway your lot came in five years too late to claim a bit of glory and missed out on the hard work.
@sh1tonwba not really dipshit, basically U.K had its tail between its legs, if not for America and Russia, no doubt you guys would of lost that war and you would be in a giant Nazi government at the moment so your welcome... and P.S we didn't get beat by "farmers", we left the war because it was too costly
@wsgchopper Too costly? Have you heard about the US governments military budget? It's over billions of dollars. They're apparently going to make cuts over the next decade, but will still have a higher military budget than the UK, China and Japan put together. Did you know this will be the first military budget cut that exceeds 100b in US History? I'm not even from USA, but it seems I know a fuckload more about that shithole country than most people that live there. Redneck retards.
@wsgchopper its really hard to make an affect on a war when you enter it 3 or 4 years too late fresh army other side of the world so no threat of invasion or bombings. by the way i was being sarcastic, i think even mexico would have had the same affect as you yanks had. your movies just dress it up as americans as the heroes but we all know what happens when your left alone to fight a war. coff vietnam coff pussied out cos you were getting buttfucked.
@sh1tonwba as an american, i can say that most of the idiots in this country do have that whole "saved your asses" bit. that stereotype is justified. you are also right about the war. and none of us you me and that dumbass countryman of mine didn't fight that war. young men from over half a century ago did and it is sad that people shit on their fight by taking credit for their hard work. but your food sucks almost as much as ours. ;)
@sh1tonwba your right the americans didn't do everything, but the war would have lasted much much longer if it wasn't for the americans, they made a huge difference
@17921newaccount Bullshit, the U.S.S.R would have cleaned it up anyway, the Brits would be able to stand their ground on Britain easily since it's so protected. The Russians would have taken Berlin in the same amount of time, the only difference is that then the Russians would have probably owned Europe after that, wether that's a better thing is down to the people there. I imagine no.
All of our soldiers were volunteers, they only went cus they wanted too
We also suffered the highest casualty PERCENTAGE(we really dont have many people) of all the European armies(our side and the german side)
We also didnt get affected mucha t all by war when we started to go over, and when japanese submarines were on our shores we still kept half of our people for you guys
Im not heckling or nothing tho lol, I think we just deserve a mention as well
@sh1tonwba AND this was all AFTER we had become our own nation, we could choose not to go to war if we so pleased
Ironically after wat ive just said about our casualty rates, we had one of the greatest military retreats in history, we fooled the Turks into believing we were still there with self firing guns, and over a period of 3 days everyone got out of Gallipoli, and only one person was injured by a peice of flying shrapnel.
@sh1tonwba First off i am British you said they came in five years too late by my knowledge they joined in 1941 so that's 2 years and id imagine your forgetting Normandy and the Japanese islands where tens of thousands of Americans were killed. America loaned Britain a fuck tonne of money to keep our war machine running give credit where credits due they didn't do it on there own it wasn't a single country that won the war is was the allied countries please do some research before comment again
@TMGxBUFFRIDGEx read my comments fully before you make smart arsed comment back dickhead. i was replying to the stupid yanks who claim they saved us in the war which is not true and if your so fucking clever you would know that. now fuck off back to whatever hole you came from.
@sh1tonwba Well in all fairness the US did save Britain in WWII... as did the Soviet Union. Without either of those countries helping Britain would have been fucked. And maybe you can't count but; between 1939 and 1941 = two years, not five.
@TrueEnglishMan01 so someone who favourites videos of america the greatest country in the world is taking americas side. jog on. whats with all the yanks pretending to be brits. your sad and it doesnt take away the fact your still american,dumb and ignorant to real history.
This is a very successful impersonator of the great man himself. As someone else rightfully commented, the real man is rather progressed in years but no matter, we love them both!
TheZontania 2 days ago
Well I know that Silly Connolly would like to have Billy Connollys money :)
perqvind 2 days ago
@dunebasher1971
The video definitely looks like its from the 80's though so what makes you say this?
WeAreThePenguins 3 days ago
That's not Billy Connolly
gamaiy 4 days ago
Love it! "Did your mother never to tell you to drink on an empty head?" Heckler sounds like some drug-dealing scumbag fropm west Dublin, totally coked out of his skull
mulbrogue 4 days ago
I reckon that's in Tenerife.
scruntyjc 4 days ago
@HAZRIC
yes it is
WeAreThePenguins 4 days ago
@WeAreThePenguins No, it's not Billy Connolly, it's a Billy Connolly impersonator. Billy hasn't had that particular look since the late 1980s. The vocal impression is reasonable, but noticeably different from the real thing.
dunebasher1971 4 days ago 2
That's not Billy Connolly.
HAZRIC 4 days ago
Sorry but I don't think thats Billy, thats what he looked like 20 odd years ago hes 70 now.
Hitmanfan91 5 days ago
What the fuck are ye all on about? This isnae even Billy - he's no even Scottish - he went on Britain's Got Talent without a hint of reality! He's an Irish cunt who thinks he can impersonate the Big Yin
billyconnearly 1 week ago
Where the hell was this? Such a small venue, would love to see Billy like this.
Number1HB 1 week ago
@Number1HB It's not Connolly. He's very good, but that ain't Billy! His accent goes Irish towards the end.
periurban 1 week ago
@Number1HB Billy Connelly learnt his craft doing small venues. Search on here. Mostly he sang songs and did a bit of stand up too. He released several albums. For a long time he wasn't famous.
Mobsie666 6 days ago
The anti-troll..
LemonPieLoL 1 week ago
Why did Billy walk off stage recently, in Blackpool and Scarborough, anyone know?
steverut47 1 week ago
@steverut47 its because people kept talking and getting up to go to the bar and Billy found it disrespectful. I think Billy needs oiling. I don't find Billy funny at all. I think he is more suited to the older generation because he is just not very sharp and fast and quickfire.
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ENTERRAPTURE20 1 week ago
shuddnae try tae take off the big yin
andymac6263 2 weeks ago
Wow! So it wasn'tBilly Connolly? That makes it even better. First laugh in days, thanks uploader.
halfpricedrinks 2 weeks ago
Hecklers suck
skangmox 2 weeks ago
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martynsvoice 2 weeks ago
Can't help to think that he sounds like Fat Bastard. LOL
Andohish 2 weeks ago
Now I've heard a lot of "Don't tell me how to do my job..." lines, but "Do I come into your rehab class and show you how to finger-paint?" is up there with the best of them.
:)
thirteenfingers 2 weeks ago 2
@thirteenfingers Jimmy Carr has a great one "Do I come to your work and knock the sailors cocks out of your mouth?"
noobrider100 2 weeks ago
hahaha, 'never drink on an empty head'.
taffysaur 2 weeks ago 2
Billy seems to have forgotten how to speak in his own accent. It's no him ataw!
keekabo 2 weeks ago
If you watch videos on WWII the comments are on Billy Connolly
GibsonES325 3 weeks ago 19
I won in MW2....so there
Justice1Beaver 3 weeks ago
@Justice1Beaver i got my first nuke last night, so i'm the real winner. HA!
wertrocks123 3 weeks ago
England won ww2
artysm7 3 weeks ago
@artysm7 The allies won WW2...
ilikepiedammit 3 weeks ago
Please change title and description. This is obviously not the real Billy, as it would have to have been filmed 25 years ago to match with that hair. This guy is a tribute act called Silly Connolly.
kisbie 3 weeks ago
Silly Connolly
Chadleyization 3 weeks ago
That aint Billy
WeighMan 3 weeks ago
People should TAKE CARE when heckling comedians. My cousin worked as a comic in small clubs & theatres for years, but had to stop after an appalling incident in Watford.
He was doing some new material when a smug twat in the audience began shouting out punchlines in advance. My cousin ‘lost it’ a bit & pulled down his pants, held his penis & screamed “I’ll shove this in your mouth & piss down your throat!”. Sadly, there were young kids in the audience & the theatre was sued for their trauma.
SuperTruth77 3 weeks ago 34
@SuperTruth77 Super bullshit?
stonedrose1 3 weeks ago
@SuperTruth77
well, that sucks for your cousin because that's illegal anywhere in this country. even jim morrison got pinched for that. but still, cheers to your cousin because that's the most badass thing i've ever heard in my life.
ishter87ar 5 days ago
@SuperTruth77 Of course, the real question is why were there young kids?
ultrastupido 1 day ago
@SuperTruth77 people sue for anything now adays, frankly small kids shouldn't be at a comedy club to begin with unless it's a guy with fucking puppets!
klavier285 20 hours ago in playlist Liked videos
I don't think this is Billy either.
bebop47s 4 weeks ago
Bill's best woz in t' long gone great pre-PC(Pure Cowardice) happy daze, commenting on Olympics girl gymnasts. " Did ye see the contortions they wee lassies were doin? We're ya up at the screen givin it some ?!" Nowadaze wee gals can say wot they like but big guys canne say nothin.
DougPatton1 4 weeks ago
@St00sh13 should've gone to specsavers
LokiV 4 weeks ago
Never Billy in a million years ! Liar !
shackbhoy 4 weeks ago
Love Billy but that line to the heckler "don't worry about it i remember the 1st time i drunk alcohol" is such an old worn out line that so many comedians have used. I'd expect something a bit more original and funny from Billy. Anyway let this be a warning to budding hecklers, never heckle a good comedian who's holding the mike, you'll lose every time
SouthernCross33 1 month ago
@SouthernCross33 sit down troll
TheBellmaker5698 1 month ago
@TheBellmaker5698 Fuckoff cockbreath
SouthernCross33 1 month ago
World War 2,Justin Bieber,Brits out,racism sucks etc.
ndease 1 month ago
An Evil Scotsman is not to be fucked with.
MightBiteYa 1 month ago
Brilliant. But what the f**k are you on about the war for. Anyway. I thought the russians won that. Its disgusting that people try to give the u.s. the credit for that. It was won by a few countries working together. Now drop it.
DavidLydonTV 1 month ago
Hahaha. Heckler got owned.
ChainsawVsGod 1 month ago
"Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?" Classic put-down - LMAO!
sfdickens 1 month ago
wooot im the 500,000 view
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heckler+ comdey = ww2 comments i need to go back to school cause that shit is confusing
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Brothadarkness268 1 month ago
heckler+ comdey = ww2 comments fuck i need to go back to school cause that shit is confusing
Brothadarkness268 1 month ago
Is that really the Big Yin? This guy looks and sounds more like a Billy Connolly tribute act to me. He still had some good comebacks though.
EBursey 1 month ago
@EBursey Hes a tribute act called silly connolly.
razlindez 1 month ago
@razlindez That makes sense. He's pretty good.
EBursey 1 month ago
I come here to listen to Billy crush a heckler. Brilliant. But the Top Comments are about WWII and who did more work? Really, internet? REALLY?
DoubleIvan 1 month ago 26
@DoubleIvan
Everything always ends up being about World War 2. It's the law of Youtube
HecklerBlog 1 month ago 27
@HecklerBlog Godwin's Law, I believe.
Nimanzer 1 month ago
@HecklerBlog it's those damn nazi's again.
wurdup354 1 month ago
@HecklerBlog or 9/11
DukeofWellington91 4 weeks ago
@DoubleIvan any time you get people together from different countries people start talking about politics and history like they fucking know the answers to everything and try to sound educated.
klavier285 1 month ago
@DoubleIvan At least it wasn't "God vs Science".
tostare 3 weeks ago
why do so many normal videos have to be ruined by Brits and Americans arguing, go find a blog or something to argue on, not here, what you gonna solve on a Billy Connolly video
19grantlad93 1 month ago
Doing all of this while playing the guitar, love it xD
WoWHaZ51 1 month ago
Thats some crap billy tribute guy
kitzel1971 1 month ago
TMGxBUFFRIDGEx i think you need do a bit of research mate, they say it took them 5 years beacuase where were they in the first world war FUKKIN NO WHERE and you will find it is britian who had to fund most of the american war effort so before you abuse someone for not knowing what they talkin about get your facts right mate
stokee20 1 month ago
@stokee20 You are talking utter bollocks.
TrueEnglishMan01 1 month ago
@stokee20 woah woah woah which war are we talking about, 1st or second. sh1tonwba said ww2 then 5 years, he is BLATENTLY wrong on that front it was LESS than 2 snce the war stated september 1939 they joined mid 1941 thats a year and a bit.
and the shipping also helped keep the UK runing, this is an undeniable fact
even ww1 wasnt 5 years
it was 3... war starts 1914, america joins in 1917
AND.. in 1917 the russians pull out because of the revolution.
so the americans STILL helped
elgostine 1 month ago
4 all of those wondering this is actually a comedian known as silly connolly :) hope that helps..... still funny s*it though
raventeague 1 month ago
Why are we talking about WW2 in a Billy Connolly video?
scotland2010100 1 month ago 2
This is not billy
shaunmchale 1 month ago
Not billy connely
burgervanman 1 month ago
remind me never to get smart with this guy.
alinvan 1 month ago
i don't think that's billy connelly. they guy sounds irish putting on a glasgow accent.
weefrump 1 month ago
Idiots are discussing American involvement in WW2 on a Billy Connolly clip?
Anyway, tidy heckle blocking!
seanjthompson 1 month ago
Connolly is a bit artful...he probably planted the heckler.
priapus56 1 month ago
You gotta love billy.
TheGodParticle 1 month ago
ww2 was won by the red army
ijobrien3 1 month ago
@LJDee91 well..... it isn't
griffik1 1 month ago
Did you're mother never tell you to drink with an empty head...
Oh Billy, you so funny
RyNsWoRLD 1 month ago
@RyNsWoRLD oh fuck, terrible grammar, sorry
RyNsWoRLD 1 month ago
do i come into ur rehab class and show u how to finger paint LOLZ !!!!!!!!!!!
ieboe 1 month ago
That first joke is a Rodney Dangerfield gag.
rickisendo 1 month ago
GO BILLY!!!!!!!!
violetlover666 1 month ago
@violetlover666 it's not billy connolly
griffik1 1 month ago
shouting abuse at a professional comedian, really? honestly he thought he would win?
paah yellow
parawhore239 1 month ago 14
tribute act my arse,band wagon cock more like.
jakers818833 1 month ago
Black dudes fight Kung fu
canadianscot06 1 month ago
this is silly connolly, a tribute act. this was takin in the balmoral warrenpoint!
squealyparsuperstar 1 month ago
Billy the warrior!!!!
borgduck 1 month ago
Billy conolly owned that bitch!!!!
rico123453 1 month ago
Why won't people learn it doesnt matter how quick you are you will always lose to the power of the mic.
ZathEvo 1 month ago
I've been listening to Billy Connolly for over 2 months non stop, trying to pick up the accent just for the shite of it...This is definitely not him. I am confident enough to bet my life on it. I could tell several seconds in.
Still. Good work whoever you are.
mactavishc 1 month ago
LOL of all the ppl to heckle, he picks the comedian with 30million come backs XD
Serious91Production 2 months ago
cunt. sounds like a snout.
BiRdOfPrEynumber8 2 months ago
sad sack
jblogs1000 2 months ago
That's never Billy LMAO!!! :) This dude sounds Irish ffs
w3stcoastcr3w 2 months ago
@w3stcoastcr3w it is definitely NOT Billy...
chickensw 1 month ago
This guy can really unload
ezgftt 2 months ago
Billy 1 - Heckler 0.
screambluemurder101 2 months ago
Watch the Frankie Boyle stuff...its legendary.
beachhutblues 2 months ago
Don't care if it was the real Connoly or not, that rehab line was class.
ipodtouchrocks 2 months ago
Here's the thing about insulting a comedian, it is their JOB, it is what they DO. They will destroy you. If you are hell bent on making a colossal ass of yourself this is the way to do it. Fair warning: Billy will ruin you.
hestheman929 2 months ago
I can't quite make out some of the dialogue (My awful speakers are probably mostly to blame there). If possible, could you add those caption box things with subtitles?
badtimesallthetime 2 months ago
that dude got owned!
Vortez137 2 months ago
Deffinatly NOT Billy Connolly but the guys comeback are top class
trench124 2 months ago
yeh I was thinking along the same lines of a few comments below, that's definitely NOT Billy Connolly
griffik1 2 months ago 5
@griffik1 If it's not Billy Connolly how can he come out with a line like "Didn't your mother ever tell you never to drink on an empty f***ing head".
Cool2BCeltic 1 month ago
@Cool2BCeltic because he's a comedian. I don't think Billy would be playing at a club like the one in the video anymore
griffik1 1 month ago
i was thinking that he was going to use the same "I do not come to your job and slap the cock outta your mouth" but this was refreshing.
ardnega 2 months ago in playlist More videos from HecklerBlog
This is NOT Billy Connolly!! There is at least 1 Billy Connolly tribute act (probably more). There's a Northern Irish twinge to this blokes accent!! As long as he's entertaining people, good luck to him, but it is not Mr Connolly!!
BALATTY 2 months ago
If I had a Scottish accent no woman above the age of consent would be safe.
SK371 2 months ago 9
True professionalism you can almost tell he was destined for great things...
CANNIBoy 2 months ago
haha brilliant
junkfoodftw 2 months ago
That was the only time Billy Connolly ever made me really laugh =) Respect =D
Alfalfa2210 2 months ago
That was so cool. RWLOL
Amazon25 2 months ago
iTS BRIAN BADONDE
ttttyyuuuiiiii 2 months ago 2
so much win right here. . .
lynchsimon36 2 months ago
Never try to out-wit a comedian - this is what happens.
TheSlashinator 2 months ago
you can tell billy had been waiting to use that line for an eternity!! lol
DJSyKoh 2 months ago
trust the nob to be irish and drunk.
sh1tonwba 2 months ago
@sh1tonwba Yes yes Britain is surely the land that alcohol forgot.Heckling a comedian beats football hooliganism,rioting and whatever other depths of depravity your mob sinks to when you've been drinking.
TheFutureadvocate 1 month ago
@TheFutureadvocate youll find niggers riot not proper british people. anyway you lot can talk dirty IRA cowards
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba What has the IRA got to do with it? That's over.I don't agree with their motives but fuck,at least there was a political objective.Footbal hooliganism is practiced for recreational purposes in Britain.
TheFutureadvocate 1 month ago
@TheFutureadvocate maybe in the eighties football hooliganism is minimal and is probably practiced as much as fighting between catholics and protestants being babies and fighting over stupid religious things.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba a proper british person wouldnt say nigger asscheese....
sexyfingerboardguy 1 month ago
@sexyfingerboardguy im sorry a proper british person wouldnt use that term. he would say COON
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba your a proper british asshole, and a racist to boot
sexyfingerboardguy 1 month ago
@sexyfingerboardguy so calling someone british asshole isnt racist. hypocrite. and you are thick to boot
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba british isnt a race..... hence its not RACE-ist.
StikManJones 1 month ago
@StikManJones someone pass this man a dictionary. your are thinking of ethnicity if your on about colour of skin. race includes heritage and areas of origin. nice try though.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba someone pass YOU dictionary. And by you using "your" instead of using "YOU'RE" looks like you need to go back to primary school. "British" is NOT an ethnicity, you stupid fuck. It's a citizenship anointment. And ethnicity is NOT colour of skin, you stupid fuck. You're clearly a buffoon since I can tell you believe all africans have black skin. Like I said, "BRITISH". IS. NOT. A. RACE. This is what happens when you use the Sun as your encyclopedia. You become thick as shit.
StikManJones 1 month ago
@StikManJones oooooh someones insulted. i didnt mention being british was an ethnicity. put your glasses on. british is my heritage and the are im from so insulting someone for being british is as racist as calling someone hispanic a spic and an arab a smelly arab. you can be white spanish speaker black spanish speaker black arab white arab. so colour isnt race you thick fuck. by your thoery i can hate muslims and not be called racist. oh and hitler wasnt racist hahahaha
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba
"Race (Noun) - A large group of people distinguished from others on the basis of common, genetically linked, physical characteristics, such as skin color or hair type."
Moron (Noun) - YOU
unrealeck 3 weeks ago
@unrealeck race is a classification of humans and a group of persons related by common descent or heredity. so not all to do with what you look like. get a grip you thick twat. haha by your theory im a racist for calling someone a ginger bastard or blondie. what do they teach in schools in Scotland. how to die of heart disease by the age of thirty.
sh1tonwba 3 weeks ago
@sh1tonwba Amazing how I give you the definition from the dictionary (an English dictionary) and you still disagree, then talk about what is taught in Scottish schools.
You're the thick twat.
unrealeck 2 weeks ago
@unrealeck to be honest i cant be arsed to argue with scottish world of warcraft nerds i have a life to concentrate on. you can believe you have won all you like cos scottish peopel are used to losing so you can ahve some glory. just enjoy your life before you die of an early heart attack or the skag kills ya.
sh1tonwba 2 weeks ago
@StikManJones if you want to make me yourself look clever you should have worded your first sentance someone pass you a dictionary not someone pass you dictionary making you sound like a caveman.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@StikManJones anyway i think somebodys brains been warped by playing too much xbox you computer game nerd. we are not living in world of warcraft now geek. this is the real world. instead of making a shit argument here i think you should concentrate on losing your virginity.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba You should read a dictionary too. Look up the word "you're". I have a feeling you're a wannabe Englishman too judging from some of the comments of yours I've read. From now on, I'm just going to refer to you as Englishman wannabe. Feel free to hit me with as many stereotypes as you want relating to whatever country or nationality you believe I belong to. For the record, color relation IS racism relation. If you think otherwise you're a fucking idiot.
unrealeck 3 weeks ago
@StikManJones British is a race
griffik1 1 month ago
@griffik1 no it isnt.
StikManJones 1 month ago
@griffik1 No British is not a race
RadekBoktor 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba what i said was not racist. i merely told you you were an asshole. i never implied you were an asshole BECAUSE you were british. and people think all americans are dumb...
sexyfingerboardguy 1 month ago
@sexyfingerboardguy americans are dumb. so next time i call someone a jewish cunt and they go mad about it being racist ill say oh no i called you a cunt not just because your a jew. oh and i didnt call you a black bastard because im racist i called you a bastard not because your black. haha spastics on youtube make me laugh. people think its impossible for a white brit to play the race card but anybody can be racist so fucking deal with it.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba dude im done with you. i know people like you and that its better to just let them believe theyre right, because they have nothing else to spend their lives on than harassing other people over the internet . As for americans being stupid, even if we are we certainly saved your limey asses back in WWII. So i bid you adieu, and hope you are happy with yourself that you "won" an argument over the internet. Have fun being alone and have a happy fucking existence.
sexyfingerboardguy 1 month ago
@sexyfingerboardguy saved our asses in ww2 is that all americans can say. you think a country who got thier asses kicked by a bunch of farmers in vietnam were able to defeat a country like germany hahaha give me a break. the truth is europeans brits russians etc had them outnumbered anyway your lot came in five years too late to claim a bit of glory and missed out on the hard work.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago 46
@sh1tonwba ssshhhh don't mention Vietnam, or Korea! it's a bit of a sore point with our friends across the pond lol
EddieHitler7 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba lest me not forget them getting there pants pulled down at pearl harbour
MsCuntybollocks 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba not really dipshit, basically U.K had its tail between its legs, if not for America and Russia, no doubt you guys would of lost that war and you would be in a giant Nazi government at the moment so your welcome... and P.S we didn't get beat by "farmers", we left the war because it was too costly
wsgchopper 1 month ago
@wsgchopper Too costly? Have you heard about the US governments military budget? It's over billions of dollars. They're apparently going to make cuts over the next decade, but will still have a higher military budget than the UK, China and Japan put together. Did you know this will be the first military budget cut that exceeds 100b in US History? I'm not even from USA, but it seems I know a fuckload more about that shithole country than most people that live there. Redneck retards.
demonx112 1 month ago
@wsgchopper its really hard to make an affect on a war when you enter it 3 or 4 years too late fresh army other side of the world so no threat of invasion or bombings. by the way i was being sarcastic, i think even mexico would have had the same affect as you yanks had. your movies just dress it up as americans as the heroes but we all know what happens when your left alone to fight a war. coff vietnam coff pussied out cos you were getting buttfucked.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@wsgchopper You do realise the Brits defeated the Germans before the US had entered?
If not, the US would have been invaded.
MrStig691 3 weeks ago
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@wsgchopper You do realise the Brits defeated the Germans before the US had entered?
If not, the US would have been invaded.
MrStig691 3 weeks ago
@sh1tonwba as an american, i can say that most of the idiots in this country do have that whole "saved your asses" bit. that stereotype is justified. you are also right about the war. and none of us you me and that dumbass countryman of mine didn't fight that war. young men from over half a century ago did and it is sad that people shit on their fight by taking credit for their hard work. but your food sucks almost as much as ours. ;)
gonzopoet00 1 month ago 3
@gonzopoet00 Finally, a voice of sense, when it comes to WW2. thank you my friend! Thank you!
hofffan333 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba The russians were the most helpful in ww2 to the allies, they could never have won without them.
RadekBoktor 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba your right the americans didn't do everything, but the war would have lasted much much longer if it wasn't for the americans, they made a huge difference
17921newaccount 1 month ago 4
@17921newaccount Bullshit, the U.S.S.R would have cleaned it up anyway, the Brits would be able to stand their ground on Britain easily since it's so protected. The Russians would have taken Berlin in the same amount of time, the only difference is that then the Russians would have probably owned Europe after that, wether that's a better thing is down to the people there. I imagine no.
WoWHaZ51 1 month ago
@17921newaccount It would have lasted much longer if they hadn't phucken killed everyone who fought fair and square heads were really knoblong!!
davidoffon 1 month ago
@17921newaccount i'm english and evan i know that if it america hadent opened a can of whoop ass i'd be speeking german right now lol
callumctc 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba dont forget us aussies
All of our soldiers were volunteers, they only went cus they wanted too
We also suffered the highest casualty PERCENTAGE(we really dont have many people) of all the European armies(our side and the german side)
We also didnt get affected mucha t all by war when we started to go over, and when japanese submarines were on our shores we still kept half of our people for you guys
Im not heckling or nothing tho lol, I think we just deserve a mention as well
SuperFlamingTomato 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba AND this was all AFTER we had become our own nation, we could choose not to go to war if we so pleased
Ironically after wat ive just said about our casualty rates, we had one of the greatest military retreats in history, we fooled the Turks into believing we were still there with self firing guns, and over a period of 3 days everyone got out of Gallipoli, and only one person was injured by a peice of flying shrapnel.
SuperFlamingTomato 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba First off i am British you said they came in five years too late by my knowledge they joined in 1941 so that's 2 years and id imagine your forgetting Normandy and the Japanese islands where tens of thousands of Americans were killed. America loaned Britain a fuck tonne of money to keep our war machine running give credit where credits due they didn't do it on there own it wasn't a single country that won the war is was the allied countries please do some research before comment again
TMGxBUFFRIDGEx 1 month ago
@TMGxBUFFRIDGEx read my comments fully before you make smart arsed comment back dickhead. i was replying to the stupid yanks who claim they saved us in the war which is not true and if your so fucking clever you would know that. now fuck off back to whatever hole you came from.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago
@sh1tonwba Well in all fairness the US did save Britain in WWII... as did the Soviet Union. Without either of those countries helping Britain would have been fucked. And maybe you can't count but; between 1939 and 1941 = two years, not five.
TrueEnglishMan01 1 month ago
@TrueEnglishMan01 so someone who favourites videos of america the greatest country in the world is taking americas side. jog on. whats with all the yanks pretending to be brits. your sad and it doesnt take away the fact your still american,dumb and ignorant to real history.
sh1tonwba 1 month ago