Waiting (2005) Funniest Clips

[rollinmyda]

welcome to thunder dome..BITCH.

[Jackass333303]

sponge bob:mr krabs can i have a raise. Mr krabs: ffuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk­kkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuu

[HudsonReviver3]

@Jackass333303 ...No. That's not even remotely funny.

[lessthanthreemetal]

faggadybabytobed right now

[persianchick28]

chef- i mean Bishop has seen some serious shit.

[chechin1091]

yes master :D

[reidman99012]

Two people couldn't pull off The Goat

[monkeygotskillz]

and that sums up all the movie lol and I like how the balls havent been reported as nudity god forbid if theres porn on youtube lmao

[mnypwrrspkt]

why is this movie so true?

[1318jordanfaye]

damn ol' dude hella fine n tha 1st few sec.

[wizeman5974]

I literally watched this movie and could pick out certain characters that were exactly like some of the people I've worked with in the restaurants I've been in. Fortunately never had to deal with "The Penis Game', but this movie hits it dead on about the life of working in a restaurant and the "distinctive" personalities you come in contact with. Awesome movie!

[eyeback]

is this real life

[wizeman5974]

@eyeback As crazy as it seems....yes it is.

[maketeanotwar5]

Welcome to Thunder Dome bitch.

[nearthend]

so why the fuck didn't you fix it after u realized the volume was too low? lol

dipshit

[melloncollieromance]

Video narration: We treat each other with respect

Raddimus (kicking Floyd): Fucking ass pervert!

[rvpKellz]

@melloncollieromance he kicked him because it was apart of the game



[MrAshleigh94]

@melloncollieromance fucking ass pirate is what his says

[sTyLnK]

Damn it you forgot the best scene....

Quit staring at my dick!!

[0321231321321]

Naomi <3 

[alyson2159]

Is this really how working at a resturant really is?

[nanakon28]

@alyson2159 lol, god no. Well maybe for like really low class restaurants. Where I work at is completely different, everyone is friendly, good working environment and all that good stuff. I work at a casual dining restaurant so its different from what I used to work before.

[pippa783]

@alyson2159 Ooohh yeah

[californiawiting]

@alyson2159 u betcha!!!!!!

[JoeHarlequin]

@alyson2159 ignore nanakon28, it's like it EVERYWHERE, just to lesser degrees the higher you are in the restaurant hierarchy.

Let's put it this way, in a +£1,000,000 per year business i've seen cocks but no balls.

[TeamHyLiTe]

oh ho oh...the goat u bastard.....LMAO

[fra2603]

Oh shit!!! The goat!!!

[PersianMidiLax]

ohhh the goat!!!!

[skidelz100]

thats the guy from freaks and geeks 

[Bahtokwa69]

out of all the times ive watched this movie i just now noticed floyd has a ms13 tattoo on his arm

[shortyjems]

POW POW POW

[geoclph]

Awwh the finishing up scene should of been on here, where the kitchen was all spotlessly cleaned up in time for closing a bit too early and someone just comes in at the end xD

[Tabbycat61794]

"FLOYD!" *tunrs around with a knife in one hand* "Welcome to thunderdome, bitch!" lolz!!! i almos peed my pants!!

[Tukee85]

@Tabbycat61794 LOL, it's almost like their way of saying, "Welcome to Shenaniganz."

[0Cindrum0]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL the salad bit made me laugh for ages

[MrFukinfantastic]

Like a chapter of my waiter job was taken and put into Hollywood Cinema.

[FMLdoodez]

sam weir

[macauleymcCulkin]

why isnt the ketchup on the steak scene isnt on here!!

!?!?!?!!

[peterdabest94]

i thought the black guy said "I want you to think about what your life would be like if you were born black" before I looked at some of the comments lol

[eb7348]

"Yeah yeah carpe deez nuts I cant WAIT to quit this job!" lmmfao

[unsf8518]

What Cook did at 3:00 we do in our kitchen all the time :D

[glowingcity]

u can put that faggety baby to bed right now....hilarious!!!!!

[birsic3216]

welcome to thunderdome, bitch! haha

[deathnoteluva]

MMM MMM MMMM NO BACON ON THA SALAAAAD~

[DeejaySmitt]

3:00 is fucked up hahahaha

[Rickenlio]

That really is the coolest old man.

[2dittoz]

wow they cut out alot of parts on the tv version

[firelordzuko100]

wtf

[badboi0717]

How could you not include when Naomi flashes the almighty uterus?

[SJM12492]

I want you to imagine what you life would have been like if you were born blind... WHOA!!!

[IGotsAMouthForWar]

lol the end always gets me

[MoreLikeBorophyll]

MMM MMM MMM. NO BACON ON THE SALAAAAD

[SteelRaptor24]

The one classic clip that wasn't on here was "Look at the bat wing Bitch!! - It's so veiny!!!

[DreamgirlBlue]

0:05 mmmmmmmm....hello the ideal of perfection

[metaknight95]

"i mean ill stick my finger in my ass now and again when im feeling squirly but i..." HAHAHAHAHAHA

and

"course momma used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard"

[GG100FDZ]

I luv the dish washer guy lool. "I want you to imgaine what your life woulda been like if you were born blind" lool

[InvaderSlusk1994]

WELCOME TO THUNDER DOME BE-ITCH!

i can give small children the middle finger.

[whatutinkitis]

the old guy at 1:44 looks like the weird crab walking old guy in the unborn

[kiko415dabay]

did u see the tits on table 12 haha

[ShavanaSalas]

WELCOME TO THUNDER DOME, BITCH!!!!! I <3 DANE COOK!!!!:)

[jjld90]

yes master, right away master, ain't gonna be no no bacon on the salad master, no bacon. oh no, uh no no please oh uhh no hmm! hmm! hm! no bacon on the salad! lmfao! :)

[bbender1986]

thats exactly what i look like with my shirt off.

[dirtbikerider909]

NICE Body!!! Mmmmm.

[lbwhite89]

Ryan Reynolds has an amazingly sexy body.

[nmsfballchmps44]

Ill stick my finger in my ass every time im feelin squirly

[scoopztb]

The Goat!

[FistsOfFury21]

Did you see the tits on table twelve?

[greekgod4life44]

The Latino guy makes me laugh so bad

[sephiroth900000]

STOP STARING AT MY DICK!

[MisterBankz]

mmmm mmm MMmm noo bacon on the salad !

[CarpeilllictusNoctem]

WELCOME to thunder dome bitch!!!!!!!!!!

[kenx213]

ryan reynolds in the beginning looks nice with his abs.

[creativekat1101]

AWESOME!!! Fuckin AWESOME!!!

[missAngelofmercy666]

at 3:00 dane cook talkin' slave dat wuz so funny !!! i can watch dat screen over & over lmao

[rebelfighter10]

"We treat other people with respect"

*Kicking Flyod* "Fuckin' pass, pervert!" xDDDDD

[leafhead1982]

@rebelfighter10

He says "Funkin ass pirate"

[dbrandinni]

"Fuckin Faggits..." lol XD

[buki909]

You converted a video to a ringtone? o.O lolwut?

[miekagrl]

3:30 fukin funny as hell

[BlueRazor69]

were those balls real??

[helpma1234]

no the nuts arent real! just like in step brothers they bought $25,000 prosthetic balls. idk if they were that much in this movie but they were in step brothers.

[HitsugiIsLove]

xD i love this movie Floyd fuckin rocks XD

[lovenugs]

Reason #1 people don't find this movie hilarious... 1:20-32: This is a line that has been said countless times among servers, and that is SO frustrating to anyone not making enough $ because too many peeps on the floor. Not sure who wrote the script, but it's spot on.

[wietgr]

noooooooo bacon on thew saladddddddddd

[theblankho]

2:57 to 3:14 fuckin funny

[itsbrettney]

Naomi cracks me up

[ImSorichbich12]

1:41 IS FUCKIG AWSOME LOLOLOLOL

[nosecolombia]

u really have to have worked at a restaurant to truely enjoy this movie =)

[n008r4p3r]

@nosecolombia

I'm a chef and started playing "The Game" @ work after I saw this.

[sk8rboy178]

"fuckin fagits...

aaaahhhaaaha

[LtChicken]

thats a quiet fucking video. up the volume we're not all deaf

[whoami1177]

the forest gump and the 100$ ball shot is golden

[whoami1177]

no no no bacon on that salad

[1989kirby]

audio too low!

[CloudtheLastSoldier]

Welcome to thunderdome bitch!

[HelmutVonSphincter]

3:52 Who... is... ur... daddy ? lol

[Amaar]

'oh the goat'....'the goat, u bastard'

LMAO

[freerider0220]

hahahahaha lol, i'm never eating on a restaurant again : )

[ddoggs2008]

best line is.... im going with option two.. thats my boy

[GRIMISING]

thats flyod....FLYOD!!

WELCOME TO THUNDER DOME BITCH!!

ok that the dry area

rofl!!!! why? hahaha

3:28 to 3:37 hhaahh reminds me of somthing i would do ahah!

[GRIMISING]

some times i feel squirrely

[paintballguy80]

No no bacon on the salad master lulz.

[minorsonus]

"I trust you Monty",

I can't wait till I'm fucking senile !

ms

[SuperJax]

I like you too monty..

[XSyntheticxRomanceX]

welcome to thunderdome BITCH.

:]

xx

[HARLEYMK69]

deans shirt all rolled up  omg rofl

[Probooth]

fav part 4:23

[Z0mgROFLcopterz]

LMAO 3:27 XD ROFL 3:50

[huckapoo2jordan]

LMAO- the forrest gump immitation

[PeuptyPeuptyPaints]

NASTY!!! Why didn't someone flag the video

I don't exactly wanna see a dick.

[mansonfollower15]

it was balls not a dick

[jenminus10]

well played!! lmfaooh =D

[ryder1002]

i cant believe how many homos watch this video

[supernaturalluver56]

i love this movie cause ryan reynolds is so fraken sexy in this movie and he's funny in the movie

[vomax2]

Fucking love this movie

[masterace151]

''of course.. momma used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard..''

XD

[jaynice007]

the old man part ..i didnt had that part ine the one i had, why ??

[paulammrex100]

Welcome To Thunder Dome Bitch

1:40

[klinkydink]

welcome to thunderdome bitch! 1:38

[toyotas2006]

3:27 is the best!

[dcbayhwks29]

1:51

[hardkorz]

ohh the goat!........fuckin faggots...

[Shannygrl33]

You can put that faggety baby to bed now!

[ToshiSan121]

THE BRAIN!

[onlyplaytabs]

Welcome To Thuderdome, Bitch!

[lillindze11]

the last part had me dyin it was sooooo fucking funny "ohhh the goat" fucking priceless

[suprafan87]

"fucking ass pirate!" lol

[Libitina72]

Ryan Reynolds looks yummy

[sexysharinganinja800]

1:40--funny! Dane cook: "welcome to thunderdome BITCH!!!"

[hurstdonut]

dane cook is a fuck tard. he's not funny. wake up

[sexysharinganinja800]

funnier thn u...

[jakelachman]

ur a fuck tard

[jjamuss]

i cant believe all the HOMOS we have working in here!!

[bearblaster420]

make the sound less shit

[plurp7]

nice compilation man...capped it off with the goat baby, yeah!

[gemini350]

No Beaver?!?!?

That's the Best Part!!!

[chacecrawfordsbabe]

I lke you Monty

I like you too sir.

I like you too Monty.

...so, what can I get you to drink?:))

[MusicSucksNow]

wheres the hydro chronic part?!

[dontaeVega]

fuckin faggots

[LSD25Girl]

The Forrest Gump part gets to me evertime its tooo fucking funny!!!!!!

[rocktool69]

The Brain!!!

[AvaloNevaeH]

Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long....there is no better movie than this!!!!

[huskogrande]

@AvaloNevaeH i could find 10 funnier movies than this, Dane cook is a 7/10 Ryan renolds is a 6/10 and Justin Long is a 4/10. My favorite movie has 2 10/10s a 9/10 and a 7/10. The movies ok nothing special

[badboi0717]

@huskogrande Did you just put Dane Cook over Ryan Reynolds? Obviously your taste in Comedy is obsolete.

[huskogrande]

@badboi0717 rofl they are all obselete their ratings are pointless in this movie all amateurs.

[synyst3rrev]

@huskogrande how jackass are you? dane cook has performed in vegas and in the madison square garden..ryan reynolds was man of the year in whatever magazine has it...go take some prozac before you give your opinion on comedy..or just shut up when you think you've got an opinion that matters lol..

[huskogrande]

@synyst3rrev lol get with the times, dane cook started to repeat himself 2 years ago, ryan reynolds, lol? tell me one joke he said that is funny, dont make me actually try and argue, their humor is behind the levels of others, and your opinion obviously doesnt matter either lol please prove me wrong instead of just saying they are more funny, and just shutting mine down

[oldirrtydoogz]

@huskogrande reynolds forrest gump thing was pretty funny. but he doesn't really tell jokes, he isn't a comedian. he's funny just by his line delivery and timing. and dane cook? yea i think he is shit, but the no bacon on the salad thing makes me chuckle

[synyst3rrev]

@huskogrande

well i was in a hurry replying :P i WILL say dane cooks stuff is getting stale, and he needs to get some fresh stuff goin or live with not being in showbiz anymore..but when he was doing standup, he was damn funny.. he made jokes about his own twisted views on everyday life occurrences, which depending on your views, is seldom NOT funny..what i'm saying is, his standup comedy is funny in the same way that you make funny jokes with your friends when you're out doin stuff ........

[synyst3rrev]

@huskogrande you asked for proof so you'll have to live with a few replies..ANYWAY.. when stuff is funny in every day life because someone said a joke about smth happening, it's because they analyzed the situation and came up with something flat out humorous about it that either everyone will laugh at, or only friends will..dane cook adopted his style of talking to the audience as if they were his best friend from many comedians before him..THATS why he's funny, it's a tried and true technique

[synyst3rrev]

@huskogrande as for ryan reynolds.. you're right, he's not a comedian per se, but he is a funny man. No matter what movie he's in, he always finds a way to make it funny while he's on screen simply because of how he delivers his lines now i dont know whether that's it or if he improvises a lot of funny lines into a more serious role, but he makes it funny nonetheless, an example would be his role in x-men: wolverine.. that's not a funny movie, but he made his character hilarious by talking alot

[synyst3rrev]

@huskogrande AND..much like music, writing, etc. comedy is a form of art..it is subjective, yet no matter the critic, it has it's values even if everyone finds it horrible..you can't say Picasso was absolute shit and never did any good work in painting simply because you can't understand the imagery no more than you can say ryan reynolds and dane cook aren't funny that's the end i'm right you're wrong..so really, we're both right and wrong and we're wasting our time arguing..WEEE

[huskogrande]

@synyst3rrev for christ sakes mitch in the movie had the funniest part and he spoke for 1 minute

[merik2021]

@huskogrande Dude nobody cares about your oppinion, just like you don't care about our oppinion on how this movie is funny as hell. So instead of watching videos about a movie you don't even think is funny and bashing us for liking it maybe you should just mind your own damn business and quit messing with us.

[SouthernGypsyGrl]

The old man in the middle clip was my college professor, Don Brady. He's frickin' great!

[ryeryegodd]

lol cool, my dads good friend is marrying that black haired crazy bich... i hate her shes fukin loonatic.. i just find it funny :P