I thought you were half man half sasquatch... That would make you 25% of man 25% of sasquatch and 30% of bicycle... or 35% of man 50% of sasquatch and 15% of bicycle... or...
btw, the terran could have won, because they had no anti-air (except queens, but those can't get off the island). Just tuck your buildings in a corner, innacessible by land and force a draw.
@philateliceun LOL Europeans have the largest density of elitist pricks in the world. It takes something like a shit economy for them to learn that they aren't the greatist bunch of people on the world... oh wait. And how can you judge that all americans don't know how to cycle from some guy on the internet telling a comical story about how he fell off a bike.
@Godspart0n "And how can you judge that all americans don't know how to cycle from some guy on the internet telling a comical story about how he fell off a bike."
Regarding bicycle stories. I did about the same thing, but I landed right on my face. Needless to say, my teeth aren't all real. Though thankfully, you can't tell that many are fakes. That's a lesson to you all: If you fly off your bike, aim the ground towards the helmet.
@TheOtherAzn Ever have one of those moments where you post something and immediately wish you could take it back? Kinda what I did... only I didn't notice until I went to sleep.
Oh man, when the queens were attacking, I just stared at the upper left, at Tomo the sphere bear with his little thug hat on. I knew what he was thinking, which is how gangsta that battle was... him just nodding his dome like head.
its a shame Toby Turner is above you for gaming, i love his vlogs, i think he is a funny guy, but unlike you he brings literally nothing to the gaming industry! thank you day9 for teaching me to be a better gamer! Keep it up :D
@justn2010 yeah kansas city i think. Still cant find it though, found some really big houses and no steep hill, i also found a steep hill in the middle of nowhere. Dont think day9 lived in some kinda forest in his straw hut?! lol :P
wait why did naiveskull have a shit ton of barracks with reactors? he was going reaper, he cant even build anything out of the rax lol
richisnang1 1 week ago
@richisnang1 he thought blue was dead so he was preparing to get marines i think
Hoplite001 1 week ago
I can see you day9!!!
UberCrankyGB 1 week ago
That story is the best advert for using bicycle helmets. Without them, there would be no day9 :(
TheAtheologian 2 weeks ago
Ultralisk drop harass.
AlatoYT 2 weeks ago
I can't believe that Day[9] of all people doesn't know that Ultralisks cannot be Neural Parasited TT
DarkKnightMorgan 3 weeks ago
i think i speak for 90% of people when i say i'd rather watch a game than your face or your empty chair...
iliketha 1 month ago
I thought you were half man half sasquatch... That would make you 25% of man 25% of sasquatch and 30% of bicycle... or 35% of man 50% of sasquatch and 15% of bicycle... or...
mtomczykpl 1 month ago
@mtomczykpl Nah, he's just 130% more awesome than the rest of us.
MindofScience3 1 month ago
btw, the terran could have won, because they had no anti-air (except queens, but those can't get off the island). Just tuck your buildings in a corner, innacessible by land and force a draw.
ionicafardefric 1 month ago
that bike story sounds something like you see in Happy Tree Friends. Lol :))
ionicafardefric 1 month ago
That rally point heart looks more like a Decepticon symbol.
Alan27Jorn 1 month ago 3
i knew red was goina win so obivous :) lol
rjgamemaster2011 1 month ago
"Queens move so quick... they're like a bishop and a rook put together"
Jawhoon 1 month ago
Yes, Dresden Files! It's a good book series.
darkjemdude 1 month ago in playlist More videos from day9tv
What if teal floated off to a corner, and red chose another ground unit?
thelumptube 1 month ago
what if someone says no scv and marines -.- yea..:p
Zolfried 1 month ago
Those queen fight are like frizby and not like baseball at least.
44rol 1 month ago
teal could have won if he flew cc in corner cuz red had no way to kill it then!
sloomer555 1 month ago
@sloomer555 he just need to finish off the purple zerg then declare a 3rd unit
ErcPeace 1 month ago
Destiny's Bob Ross painting > Day9's drawing
Sapreme 1 month ago
I want to set that queen battle as my cell phone ringtone. :D
braxtino 1 month ago
Oh my god the Dresden Files books are so good!
Garp05 1 month ago
We need a dubstep remake of 3:34
xSnAxTaXx 1 month ago
DAY9 you ass that queen fight sounded so epic!
duchenepwnssedin 1 month ago
Many men have a problem. Premature Persperation
RottingCorpse100 1 month ago
@roji556 yeah all of the games from dreamhack are on his channel, itswhen he uploaded like 40 videos in 1 day
pyroVoid 1 month ago
Those rally points are a penis and the guy who made them did it on purpose
LittleLew3 1 month ago
If I had seen this video before learning to ride my bike I think I would have walked for the rest of my life
LittleLew3 1 month ago
09:30 soooo epic xD
Crysislobster 1 month ago
@roji556 Its one of white ra's matches in dreamhack winter 2011 dunno which one
pyroVoid 1 month ago
@pyroVoid
Is there a VOD of it?
roji556 1 month ago
those rally points aren't a heart, they're frylock.
JamMastaJew 1 month ago
OMG YOU CAN WALK
artemis2314 1 month ago
Don't tell me that I don't know where 103rd Street is. I'm from Olathe mother fucker. Represent.
FoxInTrousers1 1 month ago
lol i was laughing so hard when he gets up to ge water.
Tinithor 1 month ago
Where can I find the White Ra bomb story lol
roji556 1 month ago
@roji556 It was from Dreamhack
KavaNought 1 month ago
@KavaNought
VOD?
roji556 1 month ago
Zergling Roach, it's gonna be hell for zerg.
cyrexFFXI 1 month ago
please show pictures of when you were a kid!!!
TheEpiCloud 1 month ago
where is /r/day9?
warthog212 1 month ago
See, it was good not to go down the scary hill. Is like when I was scared to jump off the top of my couch, my sister did it and broke her leg =o
Covaxius 1 month ago
Epic hatch placement at the gold by red at 15:56
SonOfNye 1 month ago
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brianleejpg 1 month ago
i love the part where there is a 2min queen batte.
RainboeTeddi 1 month ago
great story~
emiliotube01 1 month ago
Hghghf
SOTISPugNaX 1 month ago
Veiwer, prepare yourself for EPIC POKING BATTLES!
BrendanJTucker 1 month ago
that's why i hate cycling
MrAriba69 1 month ago
Anyone else notice 22:26 does not exist?
K1dKa0s 1 month ago
lol, anybody else spend 10 minutes to find the intersection he was talking about on google maps?
Kro529 1 month ago 30
@Kro529 i see no hill... that's steep
Phil30s 1 month ago
all these videos arnt working =(
ogp57 1 month ago
@ogp57 Unfortunately, it's just you.
Keiferisthebeest 1 month ago
@ogp57 Something to do with your internet connection I think. It says error could not be displayed at this time or something?
Enuma55 1 month ago
@Axiss360 I take a close look at America everyday. Now you take a closer look at yourseld
Godspart0n 1 month ago
@philateliceun How is even a semi intelligent response. The rules of logic apply to everyone, so saying "cause I'm european" literally says nothing
Godspart0n 1 month ago
Sarah Jessica Parker wearing sunglasses crying tears of joy!
TheeAntiFOB 1 month ago
RED CAN'T SHOOT AIR!!!!!
Thanatos9876 1 month ago
It was a tie
Thanatos9876 1 month ago
blue
I82SqwerlS 1 month ago
must be hot in his house
Mistshinobi 1 month ago
Omg! I know that street I live about 3 blocks down.
DepressedPsycho 1 month ago
silly D[J]! You can't neural parasite Ultras!
Ganondork001 1 month ago
That would be awesome for the next funday Monday
khanman4762 1 month ago
If red only had 200 mins and 1 hatchery couldn't terran have taken it out with the seeker missiles or autoturrets and then the extractors and won?
Loje10 1 month ago in playlist More videos from day9tv
how many bomb you have? LOL
iiiLyKeRiCe 1 month ago
Looks like the Decepticon emblem...
diabolicboy6 1 month ago
can a queen vomit on another player's hatchery ...
JamesSaw89 1 month ago
Absolutely lost my shit @10:09
EternalNarwhal 1 month ago 37
Can anyone tell me where I can find info on funday mondays .. aka what are they so i'm not finding out tuesday night when i'm watching YT?
EternalNarwhal 1 month ago
@EternalNarwhal He announces it at the end.
PedroLeClown 1 month ago
holy shit that queen battle was LONG!
Andrewboobtube 1 month ago
I want to buy this man a beer.
Enzofromwb 1 month ago
my biking story. I was riding down my driveway and wasnt paying attention, i hit a fire hydrant.
randombud45 1 month ago
Question Day[9]! For you next funday monday whate if your opponent says your worker?
thumbs up so day[9] can see this flaw
yoiwnv10 1 month ago
@yoiwnv10 he addressed that already
runnerh2 1 month ago
@yoiwnv10 he addressed that...he said workers don't count
T1MSt3R484 1 month ago
@yoiwnv10 um no? he says they are exempt lol
haloXmaster 1 month ago
Man, that red was such a try hard.
TheFrostedCereal 1 month ago
Omg, I never laughed so hard watching a Starcraft 2 game!
CenturionBR 1 month ago
no banelings no infestors!
Mass marine ftw!
dzeikei 1 month ago
INDIA FOR LYF ! OUR SC PLAYERS WILL LITERALLY RAPE YOU
ivanx7 1 month ago
@ivanx7 set up a drone call center?
potthead04 1 month ago
@ivanx7 I am really hoping you don't know the meaning of the word literally o_O
DForSpiD 1 month ago
someone should look up that hill on Google earth and post the link here. I wish to picture these shenanigans for myself
roman0centurion 1 month ago
OMG!! i didnt know tastless and Day9 are brothers?!
henrykji 1 month ago
broodlord anddddddd buuuureeettto? ooohhhhhh wait baneling
TheYegie 1 month ago
Life injuries with Day9. Yes memories hurt.
Jornalator 1 month ago
what bout he says mules?
TheCrazyrainbowninja 1 month ago
@TheCrazyrainbowninja
Mule is a worker.
puppetmassster 1 month ago
Yes i do day9. Olathe fresh.
TheAddaberry 1 month ago
best 3 minutes ever you deserve more money for being awesome
TheKorman89 1 month ago
Transfuse is such an easy micro.. :D
sv122 1 month ago
If terran flys his buildings away and zerg can only make ground unit :D!!
JustWatchingVideo56 1 month ago
it wasnt a heart it was a penis
asdfaslhjksnadb 1 month ago
hehe, queen battle...
darkstorm161 1 month ago
haha my parents heard the mass queen fight from downstairs and thought i was listening to some weird fetish porn
cmaeornthered 1 month ago 77
@cmaeornthered D: WHAT.
PacisVictus 1 month ago
@cmaeornthered bullshit, why are you making up such a blatant lie to fit in with strangers on the internet?
baut33 1 month ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från day9tv
@baut33 its not actually a lie. my dad came upstairs and checked my internet history
cmaeornthered 1 month ago
@cmaeornthered Dude if your parents think that's what porn sounds like maybe you should check the history on their computer :D
megamarsvin 1 month ago
@megamarsvin lol you made my day :D
Conqrix 1 month ago
@baut33 Jelly much?
Zadeification 1 month ago
@Zadeification no
baut33 1 month ago
@day9tv , you made my week :) I'm the naive not doing marine because it was not the funniest way to play :)
NaiveSkull 1 month ago 2
Next Daily against Zerg; No Roaches or Zerglings and rush... I know this will happen...
Hihosilver3456 1 month ago
@Hihosilver3456 Worker rush?
MrBBrucEE 1 month ago
PEDO BEAR CAN IN THE BACKGROUND! 5:20
(to our right behind him!)
Balar9 1 month ago
Whoo go dresden files!
akarias888 1 month ago
So literally every Protoss or Terran with half a brain is going to say 'hydra/muta' to a zerg and then go air...
tetracycloide 1 month ago
Day9 Story Time!!!!
mathewridge 1 month ago
sick queen micro !
infango 1 month ago
best story ever lolol damn wall
AJAnewage 1 month ago
WTF day9 shw us the battle -_-
gertie83 1 month ago
@gertie83 look the video >.>
gerry1888 1 month ago
13:50 What's this? What's this? There's zerglings everywhere! What's this? What's this? They're all over my creep!
chrayez 1 month ago
@chrayez Nice dude, that took some serious attention to detail.
Zacarega 1 month ago
im laughing so much at the start story because exactly the same happened to me a few years ago XD
Onihailftw 1 month ago
Uhhhhhhhhh, NaiveSkull you're so Naive.
LastGladius 1 month ago
no overseer/ spore crawler, haha
hmoobdaj 1 month ago
THE MORE YOU KNOW
bendebec 1 month ago in playlist More videos from day9tv
i imagine day9 during the queen fight just standing in a corner watching intently to make sure that he doesn't actually miss something epic
AVGNking 1 month ago
Who won? Red or Terran?
Guudni 1 month ago
LOL Americans don't know how to cycle. It takes something like cancer for them to learn.
philateliceun 1 month ago in playlist More videos from day9tv
@philateliceun LOL Europeans have the largest density of elitist pricks in the world. It takes something like a shit economy for them to learn that they aren't the greatist bunch of people on the world... oh wait. And how can you judge that all americans don't know how to cycle from some guy on the internet telling a comical story about how he fell off a bike.
Godspart0n 1 month ago
@Godspart0n "And how can you judge that all americans don't know how to cycle from some guy on the internet telling a comical story about how he fell off a bike."
Cause I am European.
philateliceun 1 month ago
@Godspart0n Aherp derp. Maybe take a closer look at america?
Axiss360 1 month ago
Thank goodness for that helmet. We might not have Day[9] without it!! :)
Markley24 1 month ago
Regarding bicycle stories. I did about the same thing, but I landed right on my face. Needless to say, my teeth aren't all real. Though thankfully, you can't tell that many are fakes. That's a lesson to you all: If you fly off your bike, aim the ground towards the helmet.
LarsSod 1 month ago
3:54 stop the vid look at his face
TheSky2121 1 month ago
I feel like a complete ass admitting it, but the bicycle story was hilarious.
sandy19842 1 month ago
I wish I was that Paul :( day9 i love you
from Paul :D
ZvloHD 1 month ago in playlist More videos from day9tv
its not 8===D its <===3
debilka2 1 month ago
306 views.. 325 likes wtf?
saivishal 1 month ago
9:15 is now my favorite Day9 moment
aside from the Fusion Core Dance,
Merchantic 1 month ago
Haha zergling roach. GG EARLY PUSH!
Naccer2 1 month ago
Wow day 9 is from KC!! Thats awesome and I know what hill he was talking about my grandma used to live over by there lol
Warseed1312 1 month ago
Love story time
Rojzik 1 month ago
Did anyone else notice how Stalkers and Century don't start with the same letter?
ReaperD23 1 month ago
@ReaperD23 I hope you're joking. Stalker and Sentry?
TheOtherAzn 1 month ago
@TheOtherAzn Ever have one of those moments where you post something and immediately wish you could take it back? Kinda what I did... only I didn't notice until I went to sleep.
ReaperD23 1 month ago
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Warseed1312 1 month ago
what are you gonna do for Daily #400? normal one or something special?
lanteanboy 1 month ago 53
comes back. sets kitty right on weener O.o
billiondollardan 1 month ago
Damn. The pit stains! How do you do it!?
Paggee 1 month ago
Gettin' lazy with the videos, had to dislike for the first time.
Rekcals25 1 month ago
Oh man, when the queens were attacking, I just stared at the upper left, at Tomo the sphere bear with his little thug hat on. I knew what he was thinking, which is how gangsta that battle was... him just nodding his dome like head.
timedforpress 1 month ago
Day 9 you grew up in KC??
CKnapp12345 1 month ago
its a shame Toby Turner is above you for gaming, i love his vlogs, i think he is a funny guy, but unlike you he brings literally nothing to the gaming industry! thank you day9 for teaching me to be a better gamer! Keep it up :D
LetMeSayAgain 1 month ago
8==D does look a bit like a horse i guess ...
JLemvig 1 month ago
Day[9] Daily #39Whatever
CoDisAwesome1995 1 month ago
no Overlords!^^
theQch3n 1 month ago
Fuck you, Day[9]. I pee'd myself when you walked away from the queen battle >>
ChaseisThor 1 month ago 27
omg whitera on the plan "how many bomb you have?" laughed my soul out
BiGGerMaXs 1 month ago
My little brother said you look like a hobo.... his funeral is this friday
JeffWatersRules 1 month ago
How did Red win? he had no AA at all
JeffWatersRules 1 month ago
@JeffWatersRules destroy all buildings->win.
rabieschu 1 month ago
@rabieschu Lift building-> can't lose
JeffWatersRules 1 month ago
@JeffWatersRules red had money and hatchery. Right if no money and units and T lifts it's a draw after 3mins.
rabieschu 1 month ago
purple
check2wice 1 month ago
Most epic story ever, btw...and how did you scrape your arm with all the gorilla hair armor?
rbfjunkie1 1 month ago
Kansas City? Oklahoma Joe's FTW!!!
rbfjunkie1 1 month ago
So if my opponent says overlords.... fml
FinTheDew 1 month ago
7:20 looks like a penis
nailclaw 1 month ago
i just started crying i was laughins so hard from day[9]'s open the door "BLAAAAAWWAWHHA"
hellfire1855 1 month ago in playlist More videos from day9tv
@hellfire1855 THAT MEANS I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE! xD hahahahahaha
TheBodykick 1 month ago
Your helmet probably saved your life when it split in half.
TonkarzOfSolSystem 1 month ago
i heard your bicycle story and was searching for 103th street, but there s just to many out there. Gimme more details, i wanna see that hill :P
daadboy 1 month ago
@daadboy i think he says the city somewhere in that story
not sure though ... im not trying to troll you lol sounds like it though
justn2010 1 month ago
@justn2010 yeah kansas city i think. Still cant find it though, found some really big houses and no steep hill, i also found a steep hill in the middle of nowhere. Dont think day9 lived in some kinda forest in his straw hut?! lol :P
daadboy 1 month ago
blue
JohngoLoL 1 month ago
But can you guess which overlord is the ultralisk in?
keremcantarhan 1 month ago
Lol, you can go near 35mph on a straight.
RTlnx 1 month ago
LOL AT HOW HE LEAVES FOR THE QUEEN BATTLE.
Rockstarmacca 1 month ago
and they just open the door.. and i was like BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH