Chav Insults

[Clive16695]

funny as fuck. 5 stars.

[beeisc00l]

How stoked is this guy to have HD :)

[gilesistheman217]

Ima use these against the British on call of duty

[danlash656]

''look what i bought you for xmas, thanks mum fuck off'' that one made me laugh the most

[BestAnimeOST]

Up Here In Glasgow Scotland We Call Our Best Friends Cunts xD I Love My Country =D

[slipjim]

You forgot , wasteman, wetman, butters, battyboy and many more, they are way more used lol :P

[0pontingm]

lol ha ha ha i didn't expect you to actually swear and when u did i lol even more. i'm surprised i never had to log in to prove my age to watch this like other vids with swearing on. but its all true stuff. in my area they also say munter, gay eg the rain outside is soo gay. ure ma meaning your mum. usually followed with an insult like is fat., pussy meaning scared and mug eg oi u mug meaning mother fucker

[jeebateeba56]

lol your description of the use of 'fuck off' was hilarious but basically true.

[ryans7076]

you do know the word twat is a pregnant fish

[IMfromPROland]

you hsould totally do some videos on polish people in the uk ;]

[clanvvars]

may to do an updated, bonus video, as these few in and also just statre ive heard that over in ''northern ireland'' this sort of scoiety is occouring as chavs tend to cause the simalar outbreaks in offensives and slang: ratard , fag , bastard, poof, hippy, ginger, fruit, headcase, nutcase, jew.

[Carriecat22]

What about "Skank"? That seems to be an' old favourite with Chavs :)

[katyc130890]

Is that a Ghostbusters shirt? Sweet.

[TheSMC2009]

Ashley Cole's a well known tosser! & twat may i add!

[kallum454]

never heard of jebend but have heard of the rest

[iquiroga]

love your vids mate

[imenglishurnot]

ahah ur soo fukin funny hahahahahaha :D

[GreatBritishGamers]

why does so much british insults consist of Genitals. why??

[grovestreet]

Hmm..I say most of those words and i'm not actually a chav lol.

[TheMushroooom]

LMAO

best part of video

"sorry about the noices in the back ground. Its christmas and it gets rowdy"

LMAO

Much Love x x x x

[coolgirlyhotty]

I actually called someone a sket! lol it means ugly bitch! =D

xo

[premachu3]

sket isnt ugly bitch, but more slut

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

This video is more clearer.

Jordan did my last comment give you the idea to make this video ?

I am in the New York part of the States that buys British candy right now, and I am trying to get to the candy store that sells them the last two whole days that I am here. Is there any British candy that you will think that my family would like ?

[graffitiartist29]

a sket is a girl that is abit of a dirty slagish kinda girl.

[mitchellcahoon]

Lmaooo Instead Of Hello Its... Fuck Off! :L:L:L:L:L

[sapy97]

hey jordan lovin the new chav vids! just wondering what happened to the global yearbook thing u were doing a while ago?

[FunnyPranks]

Hey Mate. Some people are just un-trustworthy. The person who stoal is was a female. Sent many of emails etc.. but never sent the book on, tried contacting her but nothing..

Show you can't trust anyone!

[JuliatheCoolest]

Hey Jordan,

This video was funny, thanks for your time.

You know, c*nt is the only word I've heard bleeped on British reality TV (the British Wife Swap is my guilty pleasure, and I've seen them not bleep f and s bombs) and the woman saying it said twat right after, so it didn't matter.

While we're on the subject of insults, not to be mean, but I find your use of the word "retard" offensive.

[FunnyPranks]

This video is meant for comedy purposes. Anybody who takes offensive to anything in the video is taking things way to seriously.

[JuliatheCoolest]

@FunnyPranks

I'm not talking about this video; I'm talking about other videos where you use it in a geuinely negative way.

36541258

STFU

[FunnyPranks]

Again my above response is clarity in this situation. Meant for comedy purposes. The videos educate people who are not from England, and you can clearly see how people talk on a regular basis.

Also their are several definitions of the word retard.

"To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede." & "A person considered to be foolish or socially inept." - It's upto the viewer to determine their definition of the word, and then their choice to take offense.

[YOURMUTHER]

@FunnyPranks propper tru !, some people are just stupid lol !

[36541258]

@JuliatheCoolest retard

[YOURMUTHER]

@JuliatheCoolest retard

[lizelleee]

LOL!

[haykier11]

What about "Sket" I hear that all the time in Sheffield

[x10secsx]

they say fuckin instead of errrr. like french people say errr but chavs say fuccckkkiiin. "went down ravein yesterday an fuckiinn this an fucckkinn dat"

[Najt99]

These chav videos are great! I'm from New York but have been to Manchester for football and have ran into quite a few chavs whilst there. Great stuff this!

[Dickiemjones]

twat means camels vagina

[pkphat]

haych D

[DannyReddy17]

Haha yeah it's mainly female chavs talking to femal chavs that sket is used. By odoingnresearch, I found if a Chav is not pregnant by the timethere 17, there a bint. If there pregnant before 13 they are a sket. Other variations I have heard of tosser are tosspot.

[vicstarr1992]

i love these videos cause there so true, im from just outside of manchester and i hear all of these insults pretty much everyday. especially twat, dicked and wanker.

[bounty96]

Lol im from greater manchester nd Sket is used alot round here and ive heard all of those apart from Jebend however ive hear 'Wop end' being used by chavs, maybe some new word has been introduced to them.

[dokken555]

haha jebend, new one to me but then again regional sayings i suppose, cool vid! i like all yr chav ones haha, keep em cumin!

[Torpex5]

Twat means pregnant fish. and wat u said about sket is true

[dokken555]

i was just gonna put that haha

[enjoiwhenyoucan]

prat is a pregnant fish, twat is a vagina

[Torpex5]

prat and twat both mean pregnant fish and yes twat means vagina also

[Torpex5]

I use most of these apart from jebend, Tosser and Cunt. In London sket pretty much means slut

[sv3rige]

Always 5/5 of course ^_^ Ur hilarious.

[MissChloee12]

You are so funny!!

[Peteuplink2]

Lol. I live in Manchester and hear a lot of these insults.

[Cheeserock123]

I love this. Haha, people say sket near me, southern side of manchester.

[FunnyPranks]

I didn't know you used Prick. Thanks for the info!

[SlightlyRandomX]

every single one of these ive used yet i wouldnt consider myself a chav, not in the slightest

[kaley69uk]

me too

[chavman056]

Fucking boshdi as owt knobhead (Devvo) lmao

[saraelk1]

u are so funny

[taschatokio93]

did you get fat?

[FunnyPranks]

Alcohol.

[pallas1957]

This Will Come In Handy For Church Next Sunday . . . "Nice Sermon You Gave, You Twat !" XD

[cheetahz]

sket is ghetto.. no??

[kaley69uk]

i live in yorkshire in england and a sket to us, is a scrubber? dont take care of yourself look srcuffy.

[cheetahz]

ohh ok. thanks. i live in the south i was told it meant bitch??? lol

[BrokenClocks08]

Say it to a priest! LOL

[YoungNasty101]

sket = slag

[tennisthemennis]

you've put on weight, but hay, its christmasss!!!

[WowNeeb]

ha i found it funny when you mentioned the type of people that use sket, im the sorta person not chav that wears the henly jeans and the superdry jackets and the new era caps, and if i see a "slag" i will call her a sket. Sket just means slut or slag

[gigzz90]

thats ma phone too XD i have he blue one lol

[b4mv07]

u 4got mophead

[FunnyPranks]

Yeah i left some out.. Especially what Chavs say to 'Moshers' i may do an episode on that.

[b4mv07]

@FunnyPranks Awesome :P ... Hey i will add u on my other user Nameless666Maggot

[kaley69uk]

what about pillock? lol im from west yorkshire so hear all of the ones you say in video.

[mandan95]

i live in derby and sket is probably one of the most used chav slang atm lol

we use it in the frase like um fuck of u sket. Its normaly aimed at girls lol

[cornpopsandacid]

haha im gonna use these here in long beach

[netmaster96]

jesus bro you've put on like 10-15 pounds!

[FunnyPranks]

Alcohol's a bitch.

[emonemoemo666]

your accent is awesome

[mfox2001]

Jordan great vid, are u putting weight on? just curious. Don't see ur brother on anymore

[FunnyPranks]

Alcohol as stated several times.

[MsLadyCracker]

frankly, i adore you.

[NorgelLegron]

so they use "fuck off" for greetings? it's usually used as a goodbye, like "fuck off, get out of here!"

[rambosambo1]

I like your video.. fuck off! :p

[FunnyPranks]

That;s going to become a trend now isn't it.. :P

[wordy1234]

Nice one Jordan ill be sure to visit stickam next time your on.

[atkinsm0607]

pff you go on about im not gonna go on about fuck off but basically you go on about it hahahaha lol

[CARLiNNiT]

Yeah the gangster chavs that hang around in manchester city centre always say sket

[giftedkid26]

"There's a 'k' involved."

LMAO

5/5

[FunnyPranks]

Thank You! Glad you enjoyed it. Please share it!

[iris51592]

hahah LOVE your videos. :)

[cainemansion125]

hey you are a prick

[BKsMassive]

i agree with most things He says :) but words like Twat and Tosser are used by everyone, and i use words like Sket, DerkHead and Poomplex and i ante a chav xD

[PlannedObsolescence]

"Pronunciate"??? LOL

[savvysymbiont]

Chavism for sex..."rogering"????? Is it true Jordan? Overheard in a pub in Uxbridge...

[lilrockere]

jordan

sket lol chavs use that word in leicester

bassicly means a chav girl that has been around if you get what i mean

and never washes or cleans up herslef

anywayyy

very funny video :)

xx

[phoenixtilidie]

You forgot japseye.

[FunnyPranks]

Dammit! That's one my favs!

[phoenixtilidie]

Haha :D

[the7thwreck]

sket is more southern,

it means a dirty slutty STD ridden woman. ie 'shes a grimy sket'.

[JAMamation]

eyy man fuck off! that is 100% true seriously i never hear them say hello pahahah

[OmgWtfItsNick]

I'm surprised chav's don't use the word sket in Manchester much, Birmingham chavs use it all the time, it's like another variation on slag/slut.

[snarkykat]

great video as always :D

[JAMamation]

oh btw funny pranks, there must be a load of chavs at where u go and at ur college or whever you are.

aren't you afraid they may have watched your videos and then threaten to beat you up? just wondering. and anyway i love your videos, true cred to youtube :)

[Jasey2007]

OMG stop eatinggg my god youre balooning before my very eyes oh the horror... its xmas too eek...

[FunnyPranks]

It's the amount of alcohol i drink, not food, and shit i aint stopping any time soon.

[kenobi234]

Thats not very nice, he doesnt eat and even if he did he can eat all he likes he doesnt need you to stop him.

Food is cool.

[robo141x]

Yeah this fat kid at my school says "Sket", I assumed that was a chav saying

[mightyboosh4895]

Next time im in manchester, i wanna meet you and shake your hand!

[JAMamation]

same here mightyboosh, same here!

this guy is a true anti chav crusader!

[atkinsm0607]

eyy!! good vif man lol just be put on :P didnt know just clicked on it hahaa.. then i realised omg lol

[marybob321]

lol dickhead

[FunnyPranks]

Who Rated 1 Star? C'mon Guys.. Im not Simon Cowel. Give me a break! 5 Stars!

[mikenike93]

LOL

[Manic0]

Jebend LOL