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  • I must have missed this the first time around! Thanks for bringing it back! Really enjoyed this video!

  • You should try out for antm

  • You know, if I didn't have to listen to that terrible song, it might be a good video to watch. :)

  • Your hair isn't naturally that colour.. is it? I have natural red hair and... well, just, is it natural or not?

  • Wow, that was funny. Great video, it seems like you to have a great relationship. take care

  • As you screw into the cork, the little metal arms raise up. when you think the cork screw is deep enough and secure, you pull the metal arms down with your hands and the cork pops up.

  • i don't know if anyone already told this guy how to open a wine. You just have to push these two on sides down, not to pull the whole thing, then the bottle opens.

    great vid by the way, however the soundtrack sucks ;)

  • jason statham

  • awww, you two are class together!

  • neat you have video responces lol. nice dancing, you both.. err i can't spell this work.. dancing together with rythem and timing? lol

  • you are beautiful... are you half jewish ? :]

  • Awww! That's so cuuuute *dies*

  • You two make quite a team in the kitchen. Great job on this one. I like the song you used,too!

  • LOL, your face after vodka was hilarious.

    Shit, I'd better not take the mick too much.. might come after me with those baguettes... :P

  • You'll never live like common people

    You'll never do whatever common people do

    You'll never fail like common people

    You'll never watch your life slide out of view

    And then dance and drink and screw

    Because there's nothing else to do

    I want to live with common people like you...

    Pulp - Common People

  • ok so I really really love your videos XD and I used to love Kirk Franklin in like 16th grade too haha :D whats so inappropriate

  • Recent reports made it to the city newspaper that Lonelygirl15 is an actress.

    OMG Is cocoanino real? I think she is.

  • OMG. That looks soooooo delicious! Can I have you recipe pleeeease?

  • That was cute! Did you ever get to drink the wine? :)

  • wow! that brought me back to my youth group days. haha.

  • Was always curious, is Toni short for something or a tribute to Morrison? Aaron

  • lol it's not short for anything, and it's not my real name.

  • Its nice, but your real name is nice as well. Found it with a photograph on the internet. What an amazing resource.

  • really? on myspace or something?

  • to be honest, UWC

  • picture has you talking to a table full of females. you wearing a red/white/blue blouse. your hair kinda makes you stick out in the crowd.

  • That is one scary-ass comment, my friend... I hope you know her!!! If you don't and I were her, I'd be watching my back!

  • yeah i'm feeling a little weird

  • No need to worry, I am far from a stalker. I happen to look up the service your University offers and I thought I would pitch the idea to a local, small university in my area. When I checked out the website to get more information, they had photos of a training day with the new consultants.

  • check out my tribute to the great Noah

    (in profile)

  • I like your videos. You're a cross between Gwyneth Paltrow and Glenne Headly.

  • thanks! i love gwyneth! i'll have to look up who glenne headly is.

  • She was in "Mr. Holland's Opus". According to imbd.com, she's a MENSA member.

  • heyy tell me why never to use windows movie maker tonnnnnnniiiiiiii

  • Ewww....that was vodka sauce,right? Ugh,I hate that stuff. I don't eat pink things. xD

  • the fast pace reminds me of SIMS lol

  • haha..two americans cooking..the horror..

  • shakt it like a crying baby!

  • Hahahaha!!

    Found the corkscrew manual yet?

    Nice vlog!

    Rgds - JJ

  • Toni, I have to say that if i was 30 years younger, and not married of course, I'd give your boyfriend a run for his money. Anyway, you guys are both very cute together.

    Have you checked out blunty3000 and his mystery girl? Talk about a couple in love...!

  • Yay! Toni & Jason in the kitchen!

    OMG i remember that song, "Revolution"??? O-MY-GAWSH!!!

    I loved it too. Haha.

  • Uhm, now that the old video's are gone for, what almost twoo weeks or so, what do you think are the differences between the old and the new? Less intuitive, less intimate, more thought of? That's what I tend to think. And do you think you'll get the same kinda unwanted comments again if you'd decide to repost them?

  • um, i think some of the old ones seemed more "intimate" because i was still nervous and rambly. endearing, im sure. but no, i have no desire to put them up, and i will try to do fewer and fewer vlogs in the future, esp after i have a camcorder.

  • WAIT A MINUTE SLEASCH: "Toni I SO enjoyed this one, I really had to laugh so hard. It was so entertaining." you commented on the same video saying something totally different!

  • Eh, yeah! I did two comments, the first one had to do directly with the cooking video, the second one is the one above, more in genaral cause the alst two vlog you did were much more 'directed'. It got me thinking bout the differences so that's why. But both comments well ment by the way, as ever.

  • Jeez, what's wrong with my typing? Sorry, too hasty I guess. WELL I GOTTA HAVE FAAAAAIIIIIITHHHH GOTTA HAVE FAITH GOTTA HAVE FAIAIAIAIAIATHTHTHT, ow SO hilarious (I'll go and laugh some more now...cya)

  • Try this recipe: 1 Box of brownie mix, one ounce of QC bud, 1/2 stick of butter.

    step 1) saute QC in 1/2 stick of butter on low heat for 1 minute; step 2) add to brownie mix when it's ready to poored into pan; step 3) follow cooking instruction; step 4) once cooked & cooled bring to a party and enjoy on mass scale.

  • hahahah. i dont do drugs! people always tell me they are going to slip me special brownies when i'm not paying attention...if it happens, i'll let you know

  • I sure hope Jason got some after this??

  • good video ;)

  • In his kitchen knife, it is good. ^^

  • How about a dirty get caughts video? I think you have it in you.

  • Nice vid ! We want more ! Gray T-shirt day is still your best IMHO btw.

  • Do you prefer penne to sphaghetti btw ? I certainly do generally. Apart from sphag bol of course. You should check out fettuccinne and tagliatelle too.

  • Hey, not vodka but I used cider in preparing my dinner tonight.

    I'm not sure I believe you're a dyed brunette either ! your eyebrows look way too red for that and besides you have a redhead's charisma.

  • Hey, I thought you said you didn't cook !

    Maybe chocolate doesn't count ?

    Wow, you are delightfully slim.

    Who's Jason btw ?

    Onion sweating ? Who are you kidding about this 'don't cook' business ? :~p

    Nice cream but you really needed Cornish Clotted Cream to be honest. I gather it's called 'double Devon' in the USA for some strange reason.

  • Now when are we going to see you cook for him??

  • plus that song reminds me of this kid in south florida whom i deemed "my new boyfriend" dancing to it ghetto style. also watching people eat is on of the most dugusting things ever, i had to do it for my drama class and then imitate[sp?], blegh. ever not eat while others are? try not to look at them. haha. i had something else to say.

  • but youtube cuts you off at 500 charcters. so: oh your vodka face is close to mine, without chaser. i drank too much of it the other night and came home drunk and i unfortunatly still live with the parental units. well my poor mother had to deal with me. and my dad used the word "drunk tank" when refering to our house the next day. not a pretty sight at all.

  • " i unfortunatly still live with the parental units "

    You're a Borg ??

  • i am, what of it?

  • Just curious katybeth !!!

  • i was being sarcastic, something that doesnt translate well on the interweb

  • i'm sorry the use of these three songs in particular together makes me die laughing. plus you made me hungry, you evil evil evil person.when are we meeting soulmate hahaha i decided we are btw.

  • haha, seeing how stupid he looks when he doesnt know how to use a simple little wine bottle corkscrew made me laugh

  • jeez, you people are harsh

  • It is probably because they're jealous of your boyfriend. Males tend to be very competitive over women.

  • LOL ! isn't that just so ?

  • Funny video.

    Funny music too.

    I'm glad Limp Bizkit is dead, even though it is neat that you picked it. I wasnt expecting that.

    Cooking is fun.

    Yes appliances can be tricky. Just practice more.

    The food looks good.

    You and your boyfriend go well together. Good times.

    Hu, get a life man. Quit venting your jealousy.

  • Some mighty fine Strawberries.

    YOUTUBE now has a THEME SONG:

    billybobjoe57

  • LOL...you used the wine opener wrong. when you twist it in, the 2 things at the side go up...you have to push them back down to open it not try and pull it out. hehe. love your vids girl. <3

  • limp bizkit

  • I love all your videos, but i think this one is best i seen so far

  • Toni I SO enjoyed this one, I really had to laugh so hard. It was so entertaining. So my suggestion to do some coocking worked out nicely! It's great, what can I say. Hope you like the dinner. But you REALY don't know anything about food whatsoever! (cont'd)

  • plaese keep on making me smile after hard days (:

  • Ahh the bizkit lives on. After all of that was the food any good? That video felt really personal I feel a bit weird for watching it.

  • here is a tip always have a swiss army knife at hand, come in useful, i.e. opening a bottle of wine.

    Had a to laught at him not able to open a bottle of wine. but otherwise great video lol

  • I love your video. It's hilarious. Opening bottles of wine is hard. It's a beast.

  • OMG...an oven mitt to help open up the wine? LMAO...too friggen funny...had me rolling at that point

  • Was this video shot in a Concord Management apartment complex...? Just wondering... It looks just like my kitchen...

  • um..no? but im guessing there are similar places everywhere. the apartments are owned by a huge national company.

  • i liked the second music choice...hated the first.

  • WHAT ABOUT GREASE

  • you & your bf dancing makes me laugh pretty hard. too cute!

    ugh and those bottle openers from publix always give me trouble too! :D

    ps- if you did like the a la vodka, Bertolli makes a reallllly good a la vodka sauce :)

  • You two look very happy together. I hope situations work out so that youcan be together more often.

    So where are the leftovers? I'm hungry. :)

  • watching your boyfriend trying to open the bottle was fun!! - so you do have a bottle opener and don´t know how to use it... i love u guys

  • was bored with the video until the last half- then it was funny. you got some moves girl.

  • I liked the dancing. You totally can tell you really like this guy. Good to see.

  • lol i better really like this guy, we've been together for a long time :)

  • As a side note, bring back the grass video!

  • Haha, popping that cork shouldn't be that hard... weird xD That was fun to watch. Did it taste well?

    I love chocolate strawberries!

  • Oo, I have that same plate! With the stawberries on it!

  • good stuff!!!

  • the dancing was really entertaining, and so was watchnig him trying to pop the cork.

  • omg-I loved kirk franklin! lol This song rocks, so did stomp! lol

    Amanda-

  • someone just told me kirk franklin was addicted to pornography!!

  • seriously? Cause I Doubt it.

  • Can I move in with you? please? I wont pee on the toilet seat.

  • OMG YOU JUST BUMPED ME OFF THE MOST SUBSRIBED OF ALL TIME LIST!

    well, if it had to happen, at least it was you.

    come on over the next time you're passing through florida!

  • er, subsCribed***

  • aaawww!! your so cute!

  • coolio

  • aw you two are way cute.

    i found it highly amusing that he just didnt push the 'wings' of the wine opener down to pop the cork. lol.

    whatever you were cooking looks yummy.

    and girl you can dance!

    x

  • What a lucky girl you're to have a boyfriend who cooks for you. What a lucky guy he is to have a girlfriend who dances for him while he cooks.... :)

    Bon appetit!

  • Nicely said. It did look pretty wonderful.

  • if someday you come to brazil, i'll cook for you my special pasta. i dont use vodka, but it is really good too. =)

    my mom calls it "debora's special pasta. from hell." haushuashuas! lol ;p

    the last part is because of how the kitchen looks like when i finished cook. xD

  • although you can't dance, I'd like to dance with you

  • OMG. Your bf was humping the oven!!! That's GOT to hurt. And I don't even want to know what was going on with him and that stiring stick. Ewwww. ;=)

    Actually I think he was concentrating on cooking to distract him from that outfit you were wearing. Yowza. ;=)

    Cool vid. :)

  • The chick is damn cute though so there is potential for her to do something interesting at some point.

  • This vid make Puff Daddy's hilariously ridiculous breakfast vid seem like a masterpiece in comparison.

  • Wow, I thought I was the only one that heard about the garlic/??

  • well. i definitely heard wrong. i thought you said garlic makes girl ejaculate and was very very shocked and confused through out the rest of the video!

  • OK,

    Toni Toni Toni, Comeon girl ...

    YOU need to cook for HIM sometimes. He was only in for a couple days. Hope he got cooked for B4 he went back. :P

    BTW, what do ya do for food when he's not around? ;)

    Post a blog about how school is going... likin' your classes so far or what?

    Oh, got the song revolution! Tis cool even now ! :)

    Curt

  • Windows Movie Maker DOES crash constantly! I completely feel your pain. It drives me up the WALL. Sometimes I will open up a project, and with no more than a single click on a clip, it freezes. ASdlfkjasldjflkajsdf. I hope Microsoft is flooded with my error reports.

  • i have that skirt

  • so you can cook, if you want, after all... at least a little ;)

    anyway, looks like you had a good time and somehow i want to cook something myself now but its 6am in the morning... a bit too early, damn. oh, and hail vodka! ...without question the best thing you can make out of potatoes =)

  • im algeric to garlic...

    :(

  • Why does the second song make you laugh?

  • that was THE song of my 7th grade year. so...lots of preteen-youth-group-era memories.

  • Whats wrong with windows movie maker?

  • it crashes constantly.

  • It looks like he's doing most of the work. I'm not convinced you can cook.

  • did you notice i'm also the camera whore? never take my video descriptions seriously ;)

    and...i cant

  • lol, that was interesting.

    your boyfriend honestly didnt know how to open a bottle of wine? or was that a joke?

    either way, I laughed. :)

  • Hahaha! That whole wine opening scene reminded me of myself a couple days ago. Start with the handles up, screw it down then just push the handles down and POP!

    Stupid wine, that's why I stick with beer :D

  • Awesome job on the video, Toni! It's those cute intimate moments like that that make me miss my girlriend even more. Dammit... and she just came to visit today. T^T

    Also, I love interesting, different selections of music, so don't let the other commenters drag you down. Great job on the playlist!

  • Oops! I didn't notice that my Lappy was still logged onto my girlfriend's YouTube account, my bad.

  • thanks! psh, i dont let the commenters drag me down. i was having fun going through old music today. i miss my boyfriend! he was only visiting me for 2 days, and i wont see him again for weeks!

  • Bet he went away with a smile on his face. ;)

  • You two make a great couple. YOu have trouble with the can opener and he has difficulty popping the cork. If I remember correctly, dont you screw into the cork then pull down on the arms. It should pull it right out. Well, Im certain the instruction manual is somewhere in the kitchen. Enjoy your meal.

  • oh .. im hungry now.

  • I have run across an opener of that type where the the small connector piece was missing so that when you pushed down, there was no upward force on the cork.

    Am I the only one who finds it funny when someone with red hair eats strawberries? well...

  • the wings were sticking up unaided. hate to say if the piece was missing they would have hung down

  • yes, at 5:43 in full screen, the opener looks in good condition.

  • limp bizkit makes me want to vomit

  • I just can't help but envy your hair! It's so pretty! Is that your natural color? It's a great color! xD Nice moves! Nice song choice for the end.

  • By the way.. I replied to your question that you left in my messages area. Look in your message box in YouTube.

  • That's a funny video! You both realize, don't you, that all he had to do was push DOWN on the wing-like handles and the cork would have pulled right out. =)

  • Teflon: NOT good. Kills birds. What's it doing to us?

  • Some men from Big Chemical are going to make a visit to your house, Phil. Dress funereal.

  • Is that supposed to mean something dumbass??

  • Hey, don't kill the messenger!

  • Search:

    "teflon"

    AND

    "health"

    Then

    STFU

  • burnt steaks gives you cancer too ! who cares we are all going to die, some sooner than others.

  • It's not about the inevitibility of living and dying. It's about getting cancer or having to live with some disease.

    You want to be dumb?

    Go ahead.

  • ...I don't know what you THINK I was saying, but let me be explicit: When you say that Teflon is bad, you will upset the people who make Teflon, the big chemical conglomerates, aka Big Chemical. A lot of money is at stake. To show their displeasure, they will send hitmen to your house. These hitmen will kill you. If you want to prepare for them, dress like you're going to a funeral... because you are.

    And... I'm kidding.

    Ok I'm STFUing now!!

  • So tell us Toni, if we are not to use ms movie maker, what do we do? A legal copy of Adobe Premier cost more than my bike. ;o;

  • :( i don't know. but the stupid thing almost gave me a nervous breakdown it was acting like such shit this weekend.

  • Ah! Welcome to my world. lol

    We are talking about the software Right? hehe

  • Awww you guys are cute together, his dancing is adorable. You guys look like fun to cook with and hang out with :) Hehehe the wine was funny, I work in an expensive restaurante with a lot of wine choices and I always have to open bottles with an opener way harder than that one, but his attempt reminded me of holidays with my mom and it would take 2 of us to open a bottle (one to hold and one to pull, lol) But now I'm a pro, so if Jason needs a teacher, lol, I can help :)

  • hahah he's going to be so mad i put that in the video. he never usually has a problem with wine, so maybe the thing really was broken?? let's just say...i hope so, for his benefit

  • love the dance scene

  • just curious.. what do you usually use other than windows movie maker?

    love your videos by the way :)

  • love the music selection...well at least in the beginning but your boyfriends thrusted stirring technique made up for it! lol

    -cynicalsphinx12

  • the last half was awesome... I really hope he wasnt dumb enough to not be able to open a bottle of wine with a wine opener... if so its all the more funny... more good stuff!

  • I hope that food was good, seemed to take long enough. D:

  • yeah, 6 minutes and 43 seconds!

  • *shakes head* The part where he couldn't open the bottle of wine was a joke, right?

  • you're grimacing right now, aren't you??

  • That's not an answer!! :p

  • Cute vid. You guys could probably both be models.

  • Omg! Jason is so cute! You guys are really cute together! His dancing is the best! I love your skirt! YAY!

  • Cokenino is Jason youre boyfriend and can you do more dancing.

  • you guys are really really cute..., but you need to leave the cooking to MrCook!!!! ; )  LOL

  • ...then again, if MrCook could dance like that!

    Maybe all 3 of you could get together and cook me something! : )

  • mmm the strawberries looked yummilicious haha *drool*

  • toni dances again! gawd i MISS homicidal beotch... you guys look so domestic, lol.

  • Yeah, the music was killing this. What cam are you using? And yes, he looks like "manly man" :)

  • I see your dancing is much improved!

    p.s: Glass chopping boards cause blades to go blunt quicker. A blunt knife is far more dangerouse aroung the kitchen than a sharp one!

  • Funny song choices and the order you put them in.

    Anyway, I saw Rachel Ray cook that on Oprah and it looked soooo good.

  • looked good. someone needs a corkscrew that works though. lol take it easy on LABOR DAY WEEKEND

  • I'd hit it..(referring to the unopenable wine bottle of course).

  • ha!

  • Loved the face after the drink....good call on the instant replay ^^

  • haha funny stuff!

  • That must have been some high octane vodka!

  • lol idk, im just not good w/ alcohol

  • " im just not good w/ alcohol "

    Is that why you removed *that* vlog ????

  • That's no way to treat meat.

  • could youtube actually be nothing more than a new marketing tool, first devised to sell tickets to the movie Crank?

  • actually, i had to pay Crank to let me promote the movie.

  • Y UUUUUU MMMMMMM YYYYYYYYY :)

  • Great vid! I wasn't hungry before I started watching it, but now I am :( I loved the corkscrew part...classic :)