Superman 64 - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[th3flash23]

" oh this is ass, this is real ass!!!" LMAO!!!

[notoriousnews]

Goldeneye 64 would be amazing

[SerafiniAGaunt]

xD 3:07

[pokemonmaster671]

that should,ve been the title forever

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[MrWaiswais]

you are the best dude

[xdudeawesomeness]

Do GOLDENEYE 007 For The N64

[GenaTrius]

@xdudeawesomeness Oddly enough, a friend of mine gave me this and Goldeneye. I didn't play Goldeneye because I didn't know anything about James Bond, and I also launched my copy of Superman into the sun.

[bbrake]

those aren't parentheses, those are quotation marks...

[plrusek]

7:30

oh this made me laugh just the way he said that

[kawrght]

superman is a really hard game to make for. i mean the guys got loads of powers and is invincable taboot. 

[Ichibanhaha]

I want to see vdeoswhere the guys who made these games explain them selves - i want some closure n all these bad fucking games!! I WANT TO KNOW WHY!?

[notoriousnews]

It's my opinion that ANYTHING Superman is horrendous!

[chaosgreyblood]

You know, going through the rings in DC Universe Online has better controls, fun factor and rewards than doing the same thing in Superman 64. Seeing this video again helped me realize this fact.

[azaaazazaa]

602 gyes who dislik this video are ASS HOLES

[TheGLOCK40cal]

3:09-3:13 FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUCK LMMFAO

[SBS9067A]

LJN vs Titus: Which game company is worse?

[gwarriorfromhell]

@SBS9067A LJN lasted about 7 years in the video game industry before going defunct, and had around 35 or so games made. Titus was around about 20 years, but had only 37 or so games made, some of them including Worms World Party, and Carmageddon 64. So where Titus was bad, I think LJN was by far the worse of the 2, with consistantly bad games being made, and they were mainly a toy company, and decided to make games, "just because"

[SBS9067A]

@gwarriorfromhell "just because"...what? Just because they wanted to show how ass they are?

[gwarriorfromhell]

@SBS9067A that, and they were also wanting some of the video game industries green

[Punisher7654]

I love that intro dude.

[LDanieli88]

Super Nerd!

[TehCreepers]

7:31 I love how his voice just changes into so much fuckin' rage.

[javierich0]

lol 64kb ram holy shit.

[supercoke3000]

best theme song ever

[hellbabies9]

i lol'd at the end so hard

[eboromir]

Superman: Troll of the Rings

[RedPhantom117]

I've got a rather nice pair of Titus

[giantmutantchicken]

@RedPhantom117 wait, YOU'RE A GIRL? holy shit, this might be the end of the world as the book of nerds predicted. 'As the end of days come to be, girls will be more accustomed to the gaming gears known as consoles. when this happens, the world will be sucked into a black hole and turned into a game. whether it's good or bad, we will never know.' WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

[Naruzo1999]

@giantmutantchicken lol

[JS8700]

Where did you learn to fly?..............Where did you learn to fly?

[Toadmushroom95]

Haven't you done a video on the E.T. video game lately?

[supermariofan03]

9:44-9:57 DAMN! I wonder what he's gonna say to E.T. in the movie he'll probably say something more offensive than that

[diejasondie]

rimix yaya bitch

[refonyte2000]

i laughed like crazy

[Nutcracker306]

I like the new begining theme. I replayed this shit over and over again. This is the SHIT!

[Timehn36k9voc]

Go to 1:12 to rofl

[Ignore14]

Time for Rocksteady to redeem Superman.

[Timehn36k9voc]

@Ignore14 Hell yeah

[Frankenstein61]

@Ignore14 hell yeah and the intro should be jor el and laras last moments

[Ignore14]

64 k ram? as in, 64 kilobytes of ram? lol...

[knightmare8642]

:D I HAVE THAT GAME!!! ._. It was free.

[DaveTheIceman]

Rocksteady should make a Superman game. If anyone can break the curse, it'd be them.

[zenmaster60]

@DaveTheIceman If they can get past the copyright issues.

[MrTriplexi]

@DaveTheIceman Superman is a Boyscout. Rocksteady only uses hardcore superheroes

[zhazha23]

@MrTriplexi Oh, yeah. Bat-Shark Repellant, right?

[Frankenstein61]

@MrTriplexi he may be a boy scout but hes kicked plenty of ass and had alot of women

[MrTriplexi]

@Frankenstein61 no, superman had one woman, lois lane. Batman had multiple woman AND lois at one point.

[Raidei]

@DaveTheIceman They plan on doing that and doing a gritty TMNT game.

[setsers1]

2ND ATTACK?? HMM...must be a sequel to the nes game.

(Bomberman)=|

[Bensunan]

I like you too, James.

[EDifyer881]

I regret ever buying this game

[ForceInsanity22]

TIT-us

XD

[Jeepyismylove]

Hilarious!

[tytuck8900]

this is the morel of the story... dint play superman for the n64

[tytuck8900]

I stoped when he turned on the power to say may the lord be with you

[MRGilD0]

after playing the game myself I have to say its not THAT bad the whole idea and concept of the game is shitty but the flying is pretty solid once you get used to it... the other shit i just that though shit

[Terranous]

@MRGilD0 fucking seriously? this game was so bad, I remember spending 70$ on this game just to have it crash everytime when I got to the end.

[MRGilD0]

@Terranous well i didn't pay $70 ;) so i wasn't as frustrated

[TheYTmagic]

600 PEOPLE TURNED off when it said commodore

[TheWaynelds]

I seriously hope that the creators of these awful games watch his reviews so that they realize how gosh damn stupid they are for making these shitty games.

[TalkingWithMeRADIO]

HAHA i love avgn`s frustrated voice here 7:29

[TheWaynelds]

The Tit-li-us fox.

[tourettesfan1000]

@TheWaynelds Thanks for voting up.

[TheWaynelds]

@tourettesfan1000 voting up what? I didnt vote anything up.

[tourettesfan1000]

@TheWaynelds Oh,well you should.

[scootfd3s]

some people should never make games.

[Sakuraitomoki22]

LIKE A B0:55

[marioandluigi012345]

"Superman... on Commodore 64."

That's AVGN's way of saying "TROLOLOLOLOL"

[senseiray1234]

lol at 1:27 James puts in LOAD "*",8,1 and says "u gotta put load perenthesis they are quotations not perenthesis but its okay James u r funny as hell i watch u every day when i get home from school

[tyron256]

sad part about this is i remember this game being used in a demo unit for the n64. way to promote the system...

[Gellis2009]

James, it probably takes so long to load because you were flopping it about lmao. You crack me up mate.

[thehalowarthog]

600 people like to stroke Superman's superdick!

[haloprime360]

Since when did the nerd gets superpowers at the end?

[kingreo17]

LOOL This is my first angry video game nerd video and am almost crying i felt so sorry for him having go to through this epic bullshit lmao. instant subscribe

[astraltears1]

there needs to be laws against making crap like this and selling it.

[newwaveknight1]

@astraltears1 Right? You would think that someone at Tidus' R&D department would have stopped them and said, "Wait a minute, this game fucking BLOWS!!!!"

[Vkrispies]

Its a shame there is no more avgn comming up

[thehalowarthog]

@Vkrispies the fuck, yes there is, it's on going and everyone loves him for that.

[FELIX15X]

6:24 I laughed for 10 minutes!

[solar464]

i actually got further when i played it as a kid... believe it or not i didnt give up on the second stage due to bad controls. i wasnt given enough information on WHAT TO DO...

its weird though, when i played back then, the first thing i remember doing was using mah super breath to blow away tornados before they got to my friends hovering in midair...

[Flama741]

James, you should get the game and review it again, this time finishing it.

[therandom61]

SUPERMAN 64!!!

[bongowaffles18]

7:00 funniest shit ive heard in my life LOL

[alyraver]

his reviews are soooo funny, because its all true :)

[KirkusMan31]

i remember getting this game at blockbuster.. and i was just as pissed as he is.. that's all you fucking do rings rings ring rings!! they copyed sonic.. but hey sonic is a good game.. though..

[Dreammaster695]

another epic intro and video from you

[scott210882]

he should have added the rings to get to the sun and destroy the game lol

[ProtossExecutor100]

7:30 "WHAT?! I don't even get to try again? I'm back at the fuckin rings again?!?!"

[terceljr]

i actually got to the last level in this game. (-_-) not worth the effort so i used cheats to refill my powers. sucks to be superman in the game and have your powers be limited

[sacrifice194]

You have to be superman to finish this game...

[sacrifice194]

I LOVE NINTENDO 64!!!! FUCK YEAH !!!!

[Julianz123451]

Thumbs up if this is the second time you watched it

[giantmutantchicken]

Who's name is titus... (ff 10) FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[ELROCKERO333]

you rock men, all the guys fucking games in youtube are good, but you, man you are awesome, i love you man, you are fucking amazing

[overpad1]

Thumbs up if you think that the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu meme was created for AVGN ..

[greenday9090]

Yeah, i subscribed.

[superd00tygaming]

he likes me a lot!

[MrIndysniper]

@ 7:00 FUCK ASS BITCH CUNT FART

[pepperonipizzafan01]

6:53 Horse$#!%! Now listen with transcribe audio on.

[SprungeBob]

fuck.. Fuck.. FUck.. FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tourettesfan1000]

3:36. It's Latin for "Tits".

[GoNinty]

@tourettesfan1000 It's also a book of the Bible o.O

[warspitejr]

@tourettesfan1000 It's also used as a name XD I would hate to be called tits...

[BlueTheArcticFox]

Go through rings? How pathetic is that? Wouldn't rather fight bad guys and all sorts of crazy things instead of testing your accurcacy through the worse control ever? Go through makes you feel like that you're doing some sort of insanity test to test if you are insane or not.

[HydraliskElite]

@BlueTheArcticFox You do get to fight enemies... but that's another story.

[BlueTheArcticFox]

@HydraliskElite

Yeah, I know that but the punches just look so weird. It's not any other kind of punching, it just looks weird. I bet fighting the eneimes must be worse then flying through rings with a bullshit time limit where you have to move like your ass is on fire.

[TheLinkdrawinglover]

YOU GET TO PUNCH IN LEVEL 2 ALL OF THIS IS JUST LEVEL ONE

[tallirasha]

this reminds me of g-police

[Golemanable]

It's a bird? It's a plane? NO! IT'S SUPER ANGRY VIDEOGAME NERD!!!

LOL

[OUTLAWS4911]

Looks like superman is stroking his SUPERDICK! ROFL

[ChronusDio]

Now goes for Atari E.T.

you're the only one that can make that shit >:D

[riderjd83]

AVGN: the wait is finally over...

Me: :)

AVGN: This is the review that everybody wants to see

Me: :D

AVGN: Here it is...

Me: >:D

AVGN: Superman... on Commodore 64

Me: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

[machine134]

@riderjd83 Your comment makes no sense. This video came out almost four years ago and you posted your comment 2 days ago. I could understand if you posted it when it came out, but not now.

[riderjd83]

@machine134 i know dude it was a joke. relax

[er10b]

@riderjd83 lol me too, but the C64 was awesome, I have a cousin who owns one and still uses it on occasion. The disk drive fell to shit years ago so we load games from the Datasette.

[PieSmellmyShit]

@riderjd83 AVGN: But wait that's not what you meant right?

You: Of course!

AVGN: No. You wanna see this.

You: :O

AVGN Oh come on do u really want me to play this?

You: YES!!!!! XD

AVGN: Well Im gonna do it just for you cuz I lie ya alot.

You: YAY!!! :D

AVGN: Now dont take that too seriously.

You: ok

[riderjd83]

@PieSmellmyShit ya i did that too :B

[Lousypenguin]

Fuck you Cadburys!!!!!!

[toryficarola]

Holy shit, Superman on the Commodore-64 plays a lot like an early Space Harrier proto-type.

[locutus340]

fuck you commercials now they are 30 seconds thanks youtube afiliate of google thanks google for ramming more advertisements down our throats my god you have billions how much more do you want

[rocklee989]

@locutus340 you should get mozilla firefox and add blocker plus makes them go away for good

[AdamAus85]

Awesome game on Nintendo 64 was Body Harvest

[fudgemuffins42]

I'd be specific with your joystick.

[MasterEliteSamChief]

598 people only saw the C64 part and not the N64 part.

[darkinsdme2]

The worst thing is.....this was one of the best selling games initially for the N64. And it retailed for an average price of $50. I don't even have any pesos I would want to trade for Superman 64....the biggest piece of shit ever crapped out by a game manufacturer. When a 20+ year old computer game is better than a N64 game....wow. A room of preschoolers could have probably made something better than that. Glad I was too poor to buy it back in the day.

[er10b]

@darkinsdme2 I should try that, get a bunch of daycare kids around a computer with an NES programmer, get them to mash the keyboard with their fists, download the compiled ROM at the end of the day and see what they come up with.

[vincentx915]

That "Woosh"ing sound reminds me of the alien from "The Thing"

[MrThenintendonerd]

Why in the Commodor 64 does Superman have blue hair?

[FloppyLPs]

james, you should have played it with the 20% screen size option :P

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

03:24

Nerd: Well, I'm gonna do it just for you!

Me: Why?

Nerd: 'Cause I like y'all a lot!

Me: ^_^ Why thank you!

Nerd: And don't take that too serious!

Me: O_O Oh, okay!

[POLE7645]

The Superman game on Commodore 64 looks actually decent.

I wouldn't like to see the Nerd reviewing The Three Stooges on Commodore 64 if he hates loading times so much. It was some kind of mini-game compilation (at the time a mini-game was pretty much a full game) but with voice clips and stills from the show that took ages to load.

[djufu]

this game makes E.T look like a masterpiece!

[RpGfreak901]

@djufu Agreed.

[OKgamer17]

Man this game sucks!!! But an awesome review either way.

[BossWolfen]

Hey, go to 3:25 .. wanna know why?

[eaw20]

Are there seasons of the show available to buy?

[supercrapnstuff11]

@eaw20 yeah, don't know where though

[deadlypkers6]

the scene with the nerd flying at the sun and throwing superman 64 at it has better special effects than superman 4

[CoolkidTheSecond]

At my store,when I was looking for ZeldaOot,I saw superman64 IT WAS WORTH 17$?This game should be 1 cent,It sucks VERY BAD!

[MrLostinmymind]

@CoolkidTheSecond its not even worth 1 cent if anything they should pay you to play the game.

[RakaiThwei]

9:58 THIS IS A JOB FOR THE FUCKIN' NERD!!!

[NoobOwnedYou]

This game should be used as a test factor before you're able to play call of duty. If you rage at this shit you shouldn't play call of duty cause it'll give you a stroke

[hazardous1997]

i love the techno version of your theme song ... thumbs up if u do

[SuperMarioandluigi12]

it says if you want to save your friends pass my MAZE it's ring?!!

[Azurenighterror11]

MORTAL KOMBAT TRILIGY!!!!!!!!

[MrEliteBlader]

Test Your Flight!

[Ranman108]

I took it serious.

[9philster]

HE LIKES ME :)

[ShadowLegend300]

@9philster Don't take that too serious

[9philster]

@ShadowLegend300 its a joke

[ShadowLegend300]

@9philster I know,i'm just quoting him LOL

[nomnomnomzapalee]

@9philster you wish! HES MINE!

[DominicRocksStudios]

Thumbs up if u danced to the theme song on this video.

[liamjb1999]

the commodore 64 is from 1964

[ClassicNintendoShow]

@liamjb1999 Nope. Don't know where you got that idea from, try 1982.

[paulgrayliveson]

@liamjb1999  1982 actually dumbass.

[krycklund]

@liamjb1999 Dude the first home console came out in 1972 then how is it possible for it to have come out in 1964?

[TFgamer101]

@liamjb1999 fucking stupid ass

[CaptainReckis]

LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD WITH THIS EPISODE!! xD

[trancedsailor]

Arkham City was great until you beat everything in 3 days.

[ttmetalman88]

This game was made out of kryptonite

[bacca491]

this is the best intro

[MegamanX981]

Titus? ... well it could've been worse. this game could've been made by LJN. if that happened, i'd go up to each of those programers personally, and shove these games up thier ass!

[QuartrGuy]

Well, a good Superman game will never be realistic...otherwise they'd have to give the thugs Kryptonite bullets.

[clubpenguinmarioify]

i was so bored so i came here :D