Muthoni Kifagio

[SuperMohzen]

wewe ni taxi si personal car.....*dead*

[brian121988]

Muthoni Wherever you are.....

[Aliceannyc]

LOL, UNAINGIA MTAA NA ROUTE MBAIYA KAA MATA2 HA HA HA...... *DEAD*

[CHOSENpoop]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SWAG!!!!

[memy228]

oooh what wonderful memories when we only had KBC idhaa ya taifa. thumbs up mogesi for this

[rengwa]

wicked lyrics love our kenyan classics

[EdiBlazE]

Reminds me of a hoe i used to know.she was hot but she became a kolombox

[erikig]

Sidhani kama kuna mume amekufikiria,

Na mimi nikakulisha mpaka ukamea mandiaba

Sasa huambiliki, wala husemezeki...

Makes me smile everytime I hear it. :^)

[stanleysema]

watch this part minute 4:20 part of the song! huyu msee amechizi

[stanleysema]

watch this part minute 4:20 part of the song! huyu msee amechizi

[faktari]

kali sana

[MrKailicha]

hehehe ati nilikulisha mpaka ukamea madiaba....this is a must must!!

[gotramba1]

The best musician of all times!! God bless Kenyan music.

[MsSoheh]

Karish makes me laugh soo hard............the way he dances is just ribs cracking...........

[shonaywakamae]

Can somebody please post Rose Wanjiku by Karish. I've been looking for it for years.



[joechix]

usipo gongwa na gari utagongwa na ukimwi..aah noma 

[HosannaFoever]

Aki all you can do is just laugh! nothing left to do...

[gazawire]

Toba! Hiyo ni kali sana, Karish; eti 'wewe ni call-box ya kutumiwa na kila mtu!'

[Minneh99]

My name is Muthoni and I was not hit by a car and I was hit by UKIMWI. It is like a prophetic song that I should have listened to a long time ago. I was diagnosed with UKIMWI in 1993 and God is good I am still alive. The song is true for me. Thanks for the warning...

[judithfaith21]

...uniangia mtaa na routi mbaya kama matatu. This guy is a poet! LOL!

[Nungari71]

This song is sooo funny and the message is even funnier. Gosh what the f ... with the English lyrics in the song??. The ultimate message is 'DO NOT BE PROMISCOUS' COZ 'USIPONGONGWA NA GARI UTAGONGWA NA UKIMWI'...

[jonnyprestidge]

this song makes my soul dance and my buttocks hop up and down with one another

[kingladus]

this is a good song. look at dance at 3.41

[ustolemaheart]

if i can rememba the nday turionana na wewe, i urikuwa bery thini, 1:34

[ustolemaheart]

hii enrgy iko yuu sana.,. karish has gone sheng'

[iSwEedE]

whether u like it or not mama nimekusaree loooooool kifagio ya city council loool we ni call box kutumiwa na kila mtu loooooooool

[kevinexpress08]

This Guy si kidogo!Wow Karish@embu!

[AtienoOdhiambo]

Unaingia mtaani na route mbaya kama matatu. Lol!

[allure3k8]

Hahaha this is the best diss track i have ever heard from a guy to a chic!

[jixsibabe4eva]

Kifagio ya City Council is by far the worst insult ever hahaha

[V2tv]

A kenyan club classic. Keep up.

[Minneh99]

Usipongongwa na gari, utagongwa na UKIMWI. My name is Muthoni and it happened to me. AIDS known since 1996. Ngai Baba!

[kazyol85]

wewe ni taxi..sio personal car wetha u lyk it or not mama nimekusaree.....looooool!!!pro­ud to be kenyan!!!

[ikobero]

energy iko juu

[KIPLETING]

kenya tu!!!!!!!!!!!! character yote ya dunia

[wilnnlights]

why wud yu b saying here karish has hiv and is spreading it around,,,i knu him and he is a healthy guy werkin and singing part tym,,so,,dyu have real info mr tembiable"watever that means,,with all due respect its good to keep decency here too.

[gitiburi]

pliz send  more from kaish mwana wa Mumbeere,Gangara Muminji.mogesi keepup.

[thepurpleicequeen]

GREAT RIFF :D

[MildredMbogo]

to me this song is a comedy thats all, look at it that way and enjoy!

[TheTembiable]

That singer has AIDS. How dare he refers to Muthon as kifagio? African men are so primitive, maybe his mum and sisters are kifagios.Typical African-JOBLESS YET BIG MOUTH.

[wangige45]

wewe kweli ni useless wewe kitu bure to make a damn comment like that. Umetoka wapi wewe

[nyamzeira]

are you his doc ????and if u r how dare you spread news in public???

[stivo07]

wewe ndio primitive, unafikirii umekuwa mulamii kwa sababu una type kizungu??wewe ni msalitii watu wako,hata ukiongea kizungu, wewe bado ni mwafrika!!,wewe ni mwafrikaa!!ng'ombe wewe!!

[TheTembiable]

@stivo07 Alikutomba matako,you are just as primitive.I must have hit a nerve-your are so angry...oh God ..i'm scared!NOT!

[stivo07]

what i wish is oreo niggers like you would be exterminated from the face of Africa!!!kama kuna watu siogopi ni nyani kama wewe ile inajua kuvaa suruali na tai!!heri mama yako angezaa ng'ombe ile anaweza kamua a pate maziwa!!

[stivo07]

@TheTembiable yaani unaenda kuishi U.K??wewe unajua historia ya nchi yako??watu walikuja kwenu wakauwa, wakawaibia kila kitu, wakatomba kila mtu kwenu, hao ndio watu unaenda kuishi kwao???nyani ni nyani hata ikijua kuvaa tai!!

[stivo07]

@TheTembiable unafanya kazi gani U.K??unawaoshea choo, ama una wachimbia kaburi zao??"African men are so primitive" you are a big fool!!Afrika imejaa nyani kama nyinyi,wanafanya Afrika isiendelee!!Nyinyi ni laana kubwa ya Afrika zaidi ya wazungu!!unafikiria ati umeenda kusoma ulaya unajiona bora zaidi ya wafrika wenzako??badala ya kwenda shule, unafaa kuenda kwa jela uko, utombwe matako kwasababu wewe ni mwafrika, alafu pengine utajua vizuri wewe ni nani!!

[TheTembiable]

@stivo07 You are so funny men! Are you that intimidated by me?-is that why you are throwing insults? I don't really care about such epithets.

Try churchil live,he's great! he'd probably petition you.

I am not even angry with you anymore,you are so funny! And I mean funny ha...ha.

You've made my day,goodbye.

[stivo07]

@TheTembiable unajua pia nyani hucheka???kama unaona kitu ya kucheka hapa,kitu unafanya ni kuhakikisha kile nasema ni ukweli... nyani ni nyani hata ikijua kuvaa tai!!kitu ninajua itakupata ni ile wakenya huku tunaiitanga..... a nigger wake up call!! jifanye tu hapo mzungu mweusi,that nigger wake up call will wake you the fuck up!!

[bilobrown]

GREATEST EVER!

[fradude16534]

hahaha..no way! I never thought this track had a video and now that I see it, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Good old days! Wewe ni uselessi, wewe ni baselessi, ha ha ha ha. To the bone I tell you...still laughing..

[Promethalus]

OMG

[kinglionsounds]

HAUAAMBILIKI, USEMESEKI....Karishi taratibu mshefaa.

[MrMujama]

Muthoni was worn out, Lol, kweli usilessi, n baselessi!

[TheTembiable]

@MrMujama ,that singer is even more worn out as he has Aids and is spreading it to little girls.This is so typical of an AFRICAN man primitive ,callous and contempt.

Maybe his mother and sister are kifagios too.

Double standards huh! his woman enjoys sex with other men and he refers to her this way.He sleeps with children,spreads Aids and is applauded by fellow yobs.

He must really hate his mum because she slept with his father and now she's kifagio too.

[moranih]

Hei Hamjojole, how di you get the right pronounciation for call-box? Koromboxi hahahaaaaa.. Kali sana!

[TheMkenyaHalisi]

hhaha..this video has killed me.

[wilnnlights]

ati kazi aliofanya apate shape ameisahau,,hawezekani huyu karis,,mwana wa mumbeere indeed,mbeere used to be in embu district kitambo,,thats why he is calleed mwameumbu.

[feyysupuu]

waaaw wat song

[KenyanDoll]

sasa uambiliki ata usemeseki haha i don't think i've laughed this hard. but the lyrics are just soo halarious but true hahahah

[tulaeve]

Oh the good old days in Kenya. All kenyans bonded over this song

[andremungai]

this guy is the DADDY!

[montelka]

jumapili ya 8.10 mimi ni uyu nimeenda overtymu nikapiga piga roundi nikikutyme..nilikuoni fiti sana hata ukifuka jogoo rodi...hehehe...ati overtym

[davyorash]

this nigga got skills y'all. lyricist of the year. all them aother kenyan rappers dont got shit on thi s nigga. if bitch u dont got game, u r pointless, useless, senseless, baseless and matter of fact ur are mannerness and by the way u r a taxi u aint no personal car!!! u digg!

[hamjojole]

nimuseo kariss mwana wa muembu..yeye ni koromboxi

[mutuasam07]

.nemuseo.....nimlishe diba itoke then ajiringe...

[mrjnutube]

hey, ni kaseo muno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sara69wax]

0.50 ni funny LMAO

[maddawg49]

ata wewe ni fagilia wote juu ulichukua mtu kifagio.

[KBCNEWS]

i would understand why the lady searched for greener pastures. The guys is as ugly as a broken pot

[MegaCocoa11]

She cant have been that bad....Lol.

[mumbunigal]

u need to hav pri car

[slytheron]

Memorieeeeeeeeeesss!!!!!!!! LOL

[TheMacho19]

@wyrimo and otiyah - guys are really ignorant. Karish has pronounced where he comes from in the song. wonder if you guys listened to the song!!

[Wyrimo]

kao songs u have to be fit...

[fmmxr6]

Hi ndio Ngoma!!

[fmmxr6]

Top Up!

[OTIYAH]

jamani mkamba wooooooooooooiiiiiiiiii

[mwiituwatata]

kwani wakamba wananini otiyah?

is it bad to be mkamba,coz  najivunia kuwa mkamba

na kama unatharau wakamba wacha kutuonyesha vile unatutharau.

[pedroganjabird]

wewe ni call mboksi ya kutumiwa na kilamutu.. ! classic!!

[shihuahua25]

Love the message!! comical too, good job!

[jakakwaro]

It's good , but it's too fast. You have to be in good shape to dance to this song

[Awawa92]

NICE

[mkuki2000]

now this is really African dance!..hehe!

[mkuki2000]

hehe! nyimbo bomba! hawa watu kabila gani?

[mkeiyo]

I can't enough of this song....

[mfalmekali]

LMFAO!! yani i have chekad mpaka i almost shutad

[niajekevo]

Poa sana maze... Short But Tough Karish ameniwai maze!

[pharmdmsn]

Please could someone tell me where I can buy a CD or DVD with this song. I need to have this song in my library. Please help! Can someone from Kenya help me please? .....from USA

[border0723]

wat tha fck do ya mean? come bck home, we cant jst help ya we too fuckin hungry over here.

[derisa71]

you must be the funny one...iam breaking my ribs with laughing..........

[grantock5]

classic

[mumbunigal]

man is so fun i can watch is song all day

[josphila]

ni ka kulea mpaka ukamea madiash na wewe ni usilesi men this so funny and the shinny suit this reminds of home so much this so true guys thenks

[captjacksparrow81]

super hillarious........

[sammyotieno]

ohh!! my word!,never know this one exist in kenya

[kimmwai]

This guy is amaizing... Out of this world.. Hilarious...!! This is by far the funiest Kenyan video i have ever seen. When i get married, i want this guy to perform at my wedding...

[quie123]

Diversity in the region. This is a good representation of Kenya to the East African zone and world at large. Sharti miondoko hii iendelezwe kuboreshwa na kuenezwa.

[badianyaryimbo]

lol this song makes me happy esp when seeing the guy act it out LOL

[fowrds]

love the lyrics av never laughed so hard bana! miss you mama africa.

[fowrds]

kolomboxy hahahahahaha nice

[trapmuzik281]

wat the fuck is this lol

[tyty1794]

mavi ya kuku rudi ukapige 50c punyeto

[mkenya88]

mwana wa mumbeere!!!

[xylo4ne]

hii ndio muziki

[mashonganyika]

mumosken

[lmashua]

uuuuuiiiiiiiiii Karis good thanx mogesi

[bemilesaway]

いえー

[mwiguthi]

wewewewe

[ModstarJulia]

Oh Old times...my baby years...Lovely song

[wilnnlights]

Funny aint it?for some info,Karish newton is a man from Mbeere district,speaks and sings in kimbeere accent sometyms language.mbeere is a subtribe of the embu.not kamba like some think.salaams avai.

[boniodinga]

man!nimecheka to death!!!kwanza when u're away from home, nothing beats this!! Karis for president 2012!LOL!!

[ndothi6]

I am loving this storo bana.

[faisalshahx]

nili ku lisha mpaka uka mea madiaba!! hahaha..  wakamba ni wanoma...

[Ajakis]

Waaw wonderful. this song is just so nice. I feel like in am masaku. it was a hit back then. is this the same guy who did Maggie wangu ila wewe kipenzi! if you have that song plz upload thanks for kiburudisho. jameni mko cool

[wonder2610]

Wewe ni kall box..!!

LOOOOOOOOOL

[kijana09]

good shit, true story

[BABYDEBRIAN]

daaah sina mbavu kwa kuchekaaa hahahahahahhah......aaaah kweli muthoni ka pewa really yake daah!!

[boostiefirst]

nice one, very typical but that the way i like it, fully kenyan.Wacha akafagie wengine,usipogonnnngana na gari uta kuwa past tence by mdudu.thanks alot karish.

[toro117]

u can skia those beats.its like chotaing a mtungi of maji,tublu tublu..manze i have chekad...

[getdownwiththesick]

Kila siku nyama choma, na kadhalika na etc. (8) Great tune!

[bwari01]

OMG! I am dying right now. This is so funny but very entertaining.

[Mzeepembe]

Lmao :)

[9tisa]

noma

[marktetee]

labda alikumanga hakakudharau!

[wuodkojwang]

Well done Krish, this is AWESOME, wapende wasipende its fully entertaining. Nnai kama Wakenya kwa kukamua Ngoma? Hii ni sawa kabisa. keep it up. Dancers wako pia wako sawa, they are physically fit for that job. am Wuodkojwang Jakosango in USA

[kui82]

LOL...kumbe wewe ni taxi, sio personal car.......wewe ni callbox ya kutumiwa na kila mtu....Ha!Ha!

[angieange1]

Nikakulisha mpaka ukamea gluteus, and yet umesahau!eeeeh, wacha Muthoni...Ca-USA

[yxeslilme]

OMG!!!!! This song used to crack me up!!!!! Unbelievably great!!!!! Talk about waxing it lyrical!!!!! wewe ni calli mboxi kutumiwa na kila mutu!!!!

[saiammons]

sweet n' cute,super creative

[SexyCat75]

hahahahahhaa kifagio kweli muthoni

[khuichui978]

kiboko yao hii muziki wewe kweli ni useless na baseless

[kimanigakio]

wow love that song!

[whose234]

kumbe wewe ni taxi sio personal car............kweli kk u r a fun guy

[kichuna481982]

wewe yusi lesi wewe ni ngifangio go go go super hahahaha

[wanzueni]

this is art and creativity "mimi ni mkamba kutoka ujerumani niko naambilika ... very entertaining

[mbembani]

mkamba witu onakwa numite ukamba ndani na ni sydney

[englishanique]

wapi proffesor naaman, themshroom and wengine

[muchmorethenyou]

Sita4nget your mbihavia,kk keep away

[alom1807tube]

"Kazi nilio fanya upate Shepu (Shape) umesahau...." Crazy!

[whose234]

wewe ni call box ya kutumiwa na kila mtu.....kweli wewe kifigo

[Muchaia]

Reality,biem Makololo Mphula

[chi3chi]

lol

[musyokat]

If I laugh anymore, I am going to pass out.

[musyokat]

This is hilarious: Useilessi! Mbasilesi!

[jerusha78]

muthoni niki kurememder natiririkwa na machozi. thanks to post this i need more plz keep it up  mogesi .

[jerusha78]

mogesi can you send more plz, i love karis songs

[murathime7]

he he he... Karish ni mmoja tu, mwana wa muembu... love his songs and videos... he even dances better than his paid dancers.

[mbembani]

You are right ! that was the first thing i noticed as in he dances better that his dancers

[locustplague]

auiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wtf!!! this is the video of the year,ati wewe ni callbox kutumiwa na kila mutu, then check the dance at 00:51 when they hit the ground hahaha......

[meddeck]

muthoni nimekurea mpaka ukamea mandiaba..... hehehe......ohh nostalgia!!!

[kaliisn]

I love mwana muembu,u r the best in the industry,keep it up men!!!!!!!!

[AWITII]

waaaaaaaaa! he!he! noma bana noma!

[shmily4g]

yo i remember this joint as kid...dude funny as hell yo

"wewe ni uselessy; wewe ni senselessy; wewe ni lazylazy; wewe ni kama hiyo kifagio y city council"

[siasabora]

Karish:Met you in Mbeere one night many years ago!Thanx Mogesi for posting.

[jerusha78]

ukamea madiamba, sita forget your behaviour

[jerusha78]

i love this song keep it up karis post more

[sweethangmaster]

bila words kabisa....mad funny

[redsan305]

can some one send for me more songs but the new ones like ngo,aß?

[supugrl]

muthoni nikikurememba KK natoka jasho hehehe

awesome....

[Julianbts]

I say, hiyo paka ya "ndukani" inakaa fiti. Looool hahahaaaaaa!

[jerusha78]

KARIS LOVE HEALTH WOMEN

[ckathomi]

karis skinny women are on fashion we dont want fat flabby obese women so to be fat is not okey

[waffla10]

think twice, I personally like chubby women, i find them sexy. respect other people's opinion

[xxxmorgee]

Very nice. like the dancing. The message is clear. Guys be very careful.

[matumbufu]

Lmao..the comment ati MJ's tailor has nothing on Karis..f@*king Hilarious

[matumbufu]

kumbe wewe ni taxi sio personal car..hahaha...i miss home

[jacklinenabwire]

too deadly.....

[jerusha78]

muthoni kifagio, karis mwana wa muembu.

kangara ya waka moto that true very hot.

[lizzie1900]

This is hot