MST3K Future War Montage

[Deavi783]

This movie came out in 1997!?

[lobsopdoy]

MY SHIRT WAS KNOCKED OFF! IT WAS, I SWEAR!

[MrDaCheat]

It's a good thing we switched places there.

[Neek357]

I made a friend of mine watch this.

We both just could not stop laughing.

[rabapab23]

Save the meatloaf!!

[getabox]

Jesus was a kick boxer, right?

[Gigrantula58]

You know, I could point out that it's not the future and there really isn't any war, but you know me, I don't like to complain...

[wickedmuffin76]

"Sister Vehicular Homocide"

[Verto9999]

Now his chest is healed, now its not, now it is, now its not, now it is..lol

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I'm gonna hit you so hard with this, you're gonna fly that way!

[charlesajones77]

What do yo do when you have about 10000 empty boxes just lying around? Make a movie of course.

[someguy827]

FUTURE WAX.

[ForceMaximus84]

My favorite (missed) gag was Crow saying "All. His. Pants. Are Low-Riders!"

[VenusInFurs]

Is this a half-way house for huge guys?

[melfunction5]

More liek Jean-Claude Gosh Darn

[thantrus]

You just did a month in the joint, you were suicidal and addicted...

CROW: And you threw it all away!

[MrMaverick42]

'Drive drive drive drive drive!!!"

"There is no inherent amount of driving I can do, if you want me to go faster you gotta say that"

[demonizer6663]

SAVE THE MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[localfuckingized]

man you left out some of the best riffs from that one....

[EvilJester1214]

"jesus was a kickboxer right?"

[maestro1286]

Yo. Let's collect wild flowers.

[marktrade88]

Hey that Fred Burrows guy was in Mortal Kombat: Conquest!

[seanThree16]

"I gotta go manage a Dennys."

[NeoSquirrel]

"My shirt fell off! I swear it did!"

Best. Stinger. Ever.

Future War: for when you can't even afford Jean-Claude Van Damme.

[ngobleus]

Should've included "Hi, my name's Max." "Hi, I'm your toy. Pleased to meet you..."

[StrawberryGashed]

FLCL makes sense compared to this shit. :|

[DigitalOberon]

"And ya THREW it all away!"

OMFG, this show was genius.lol

[FIGOMAN11]

Yo lets collect wild flowers.

[ZyxthePest]

"IT'S SUPER POPE!"

[Sinthetic13]

"I'll just leave a note on him."

[IrishQT07]

The movie that delivers more "huh's?" per second!....LOL

[BooDoug187]

I have a past Im not proud of...

CROW: Thats why I kept this scrap book!

[brookstone157]

yo, let's collect wildflowers lol

[sillygrl23]

He is a cute-a-sarus

[Skyntalor]

"jesus was a kickboxer, right?"

[rememberization]

"what's that light supposed to be, is God outside?"

[stollensecret]

hey his chest is healed, now its scratched, wait now its healed again, no its scratched...

so glad the dinosaur got the kid

[rabapab23]

Puffy hat police...

[htomsirveaux42]

hey is that Rowsdower in the truck?

[davegreenrocks]

sister vehicular homicide!

"i've come to contribute. here."

--here's some zucchini loaf.

[davetehdave]

Introducing new FASTER seconds

[rememberization]

"We're number one."

"These, are things. They exist."

"What's that light supposed to be? Is God outside?"

[CDrumaholic]

3:52 LMAO FRED BURROS! me and my friends cant stop saying that name!

[MilitantDanny]

"Hey, you know your sprinkler was on?!"

"Save the meatloaf!"

[MutantLitherKhan]

Is this a halfway house for huge guys?

[kittje]

i'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying that way

[tbigybimb]

Ladies and gentlemen...Fred Burroughs!

[Flamingrivers]

that's my favorie part!

[Tareltonlives]

FUTURE WAX!