Obama at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner 10/16/08

[TheMarksmenCat]

obama is an undercover zorgian alien/illuminati puppet

[faraon2012]

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[DINDRAGON]

47 of Osama's virgins did not thumb down this video.

[DINDRAGON]

4:27 Ouch! Low blow!

[12Aggiefan]

7:12-7:30 quick witted OWANGE of McCain and Rudy!

[eswolf84]

Real class

[MasisMimi]

Lol it's breaking news for a memorial :]

[stabbed22]

Funny how Mccain is shitting himself sitting next to the boy-fucking church mongrel in red. Damn, I'll love that poster on my wall!

[ASentinel2]

Obama....in 2 years....YOUR FIRED!

[CottageLife100]

look at that vampire sitting behind him. They should have just closed the door to this event and let them starve to death, blood sucking pieces of shit.

[kalbe]

Don't be fooled by this dude!

Do your research & open your eyes! ''yes we can'' -getthefuckoutahere with that shit!

[stevengood12]

obama is a puppet to the iiiluminati

just sayin

[LuckyIzzy659]

lol at obama on the russian tea room joke. He was basically dissing sarah palin in her lousy interview lol

[pijodi]

Obama ,his a big Job ,JOHN mcain  omg ...

[TheTrollMr]

Obama and Osama rhymes.

[Giants296]

Very Classy and eloquent

[Pascuallo75]

He is a black jews!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wilone328]

America's opinions need to be spoken!!! Do you back Barak's latest Health care bill? Stop by my tube channel to discover precisely why Americas voices means something !

[yadishansar]

5:38 the first president with such a great sense of humor

[yadishansar]

thats funny good to see a president with such a great sense of humor, like that

[Chriscom28]

Pitty laugh. The worst laugh of all.

[EndOfTimesApocalypse]

Chriscom28

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[LaraUiara]

@EndOfTimesApocalypse ur crazy aren't you LOL wait why am i asking??? the proof is all there in ur speech hahaha....crazy bastard

[VideoNoob22]

666 isn't the actual number of the devil, 662 is. Also, how should I trust someone who can't even spell "see" right?

Seriously, in four years they'll be a new president and all of you people are going to feel like loving idiots.

[jimmy2k4o]

no its 666 its actully just 6 but it becomes 3 6s because it representes the unholy trinity the devil the anti christ and false profet just like the father son and holy spirt thing pardon the type Os

[Satavian]

Buck Ofama

[Birwapa]

@Satavian COURT WILL SAY GIVE OBAMA DEATH PENALTY

None but courts of law, juries, justice alone can jail, try, judge Obama's crimes: with a fake certificate becoming president and so wrongly getting nuclear force-access

It's USA's worst crime, Army high treason, top security breach; certainly carries death penalty, no doubt

Also on Obama's election day broadcast on all TVs was Lotto's # 666 (Antichrist's Beast's Mark)

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[LaraUiara]

@Birwapa lol u just as crazy as EndOfTimesApocalypse!!!!!

[VideoNoob22]

He made a treaty with the Russians to get RID of more nukes. XD

Also, so what if 666 was the lotto? It's a *gasp* coincidence!

[Dreamerx47]

the number of the beast is 616 not 666......know your bible troll

[SakyaNgor]

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obama suffered fatal head-wound of bible lotto 666

see my featured video

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[MmmmmBLUNTZ]

@Dreamerx47 rly? please explain lol

[stevenut88]

hes a funny dude dose he get his lines from a comedian

[noneedtogrowup]

My real name is barack STEVE obama

[Anfield4Ever]

WTG OBAMA!!!!

[iLoveFunnyVidz]

i got your mom for that

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[ztheman5]

your opinion is worthless just like yourself

[Mryouareretarded]

Obama is fucking stupid just likje all you fucking amerikans STUPID SCRUBNUBS AHAHAH RETARDED AMERICANS LOLS

[rm1725]

Fox accusing him of fathering "Two African American child, in wedlock".....priceless. Totally believable. Fox pandering to it's white racist viewership as usual..

[aldimiola5]

at least he intend to make us laugh, not like his predecessor!

[IvanStrelnikov]

Barry's got JOKES! Excellent writers.

[idioticinc]

he writes his own shit

[wdb54imagine]

President Obama is busy cleaning up the Bush and Cheney mess. All the X-Bush men now work for FOX NEWS.

President Obama is the best. For those that can't get behind our president I suggest a good french taunting. I wave my private parts at Bill O'Reilly. Glen Beck's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. I fart in Sean Hannity's general direction. Ann Coulter go and spoil your bottom under a silly person. Hate news station go away or I will taunt you a second time. Go dude.

[grim3y]

lol..fox and the government work together..

obama is a nobody..its not him whos speaking, its his robotic brainwashed mind..

listen to him speak without a written speech..

the president is very important..not just to america but to the world..but its not just the president who runs things..

"the man behind the man"...

[grim3y]

another thing is...whether you vote for republican or democrat or communist or w.e the fuck

in the end its all the same..they all sit down at the same fucking table doing the same fucking things and having the same fucking goals..

[itsjoelschannel]

@wdb54imagine You're the ignorant one my friend.

[bighitter42]

@wdb54imagine So because someone doesn't like Obama, then he must automatically enjoy/follow the likes of O'Reilly and Hannity? Because everyone who hated Bush is a fan of MSNBC?

You're guilty of the same exact things as those whom you pretend to be upset at.

Just the other side of the same damn coin.

[JEANdebemcomavida]

YES OBAMA!

[emochimpzrule]

lol

"I never knew Al Smith's great grandfather, but from what Senator McCain tells me, he's a great man"

[ChapdawG09]

vote next time. too bad you lost

[kebiwan]

Hah!!

I liked the U.S Senate punk joke.

[atravirav]

Mc Cains face.........such a sour expression. the face of a LOSER

OBAMA FOR THE WIN

[pagosagerace]

Well of course! You are SO right ! Why didn't I see your wisdom before? Clinton created a fiscal surplus, yet he and Obama, who has been in office less than six months, are personally responsible for a 6 trillion dollar debt! Eight years of George W. and his war that lined the pockets of his cronies had absolutely nothing to do with the problem!! You're a political genius! Now go back to your Hustler, and let a real man -Obama- run the country and try to unscramble W's trainwreck...

[jakeob1993]

Even if you were right about this not being Obama's debt, which it is now, (he is the president after all) but even if the debt wasn't his he still hasn't done anything. Name one thing that he has changed. Nothing. Also tell me what you like about him? it sure as hell cant be his humor. I know people think he's "nice" but nice doesn't get things done, obviously, as president.

[YOUMADAFAKA]

lol i love that nigger

[pagosagerace]

George Bush took us from Clinton's era of prosperity, drove the US into unimaginable debt, and

pudsuckers like "metalictempest " and "jakeob1993 " blame Obama. Read a book, newspaper or magazine (other than Hustler) once in a while boys!

[jakeob1993]

That I have to say is total bullshit. All of the problems that we are facing now started when the Clinton administration paid no attention to the companies that were moving towards collapse. And now its Obama's economy, he is in charge and things have only gotten worse. Can you say 6 trillion dollars in debt? and also.... are you that much of an idiot that you cant see that Obama has the media, the "books, magazines and newspapers" by the balls. You only see what you want to see.

[bravehartmman]

What are these Bastards laughing at ? all of us that's who

[jakeob1993]

This guy has fucked up the economy. What a joke. He's tripled our debt.

[metalictempest]

Yeah it's insane, how are people liking this crap? Democrats are the economic crisis.

[slider8585]

"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a

permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up

until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves

generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the

majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits

from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will

finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, (which is) always

followed by a dictatorship

[onefinalhit]

omg obama's black???!! how come no one told me?

[warkarma]

Good one :D

[NwZ2]

C'mon now. This event was cool cause it was like bitter enemies coming together to have good times,e ven if for a short time. :P

[castillo3065]

Now, is it just me, or does Obama look like he should be the waiter? He looks like he should be serving the drinks!

[YoungDevanika]

7:19-7:23

love it

[travis7310]

I must say that McCain was funnier. Search for McCain Brings Down the House. It was hilarious!

[theominousthey]

I like Obama but I agree. I think a McCain presidency would have been very bad for us, but he had a damn good routine at this dinner.

[AthenianPride]

hahaha this is great!

This is like a roast!

where's Lisa Lampanelli and Artie Lange??? hahaha

Obama is funny. Good for him. People need some laughs these days and someone closer to everyone, instead of that retard we had for 8 years!

[Idwatchyourback]

Looks like we have a retard for another 4 years...lol

[motoman32]

Yeah, the Harvard grad with command of the English Language is a retard. Good call.

[zackgonnasurvivenwo]

yeah and just what good has he done in 100 days.

[motoman32]

You need to watch something other than Fox News. The world's going right by you.

[scottj1988]

Sadly I miss bush's sense of humor

[heartsofspace]

Words of wisdom from Barrack Obama: never let your wife catch you playing with your wood.

[cblb78]

gay

[a1b2c3d4f]

mccain was funnier

[miyasman1]

Funny, but would've been funnier if he could deliver a joke better, Love Obama, just sayin...

[sonicandlebron]

ilovefunnyvideos fuck you.

[DarkPrynce]

there funny. but i dont think he wrote them lol

[paoolyrebecca]

LMAO. finally a prez that's funny. clinton was funny. reagan was funny. daddy bush not funny; baby bush not funny. nixon funny johnson not funny.

[jetman1991]

are you kidding me?!?!?!

baby Bush has Jokes

[Tressel4President]

bush, for a sucky president, was funny at these dinners.

[perplexedone]

they're called speech writers

[ColonelVogel95]

did he make those?

[lololomg]

I love it how he starts laughing at his own jokes LMFAO he cracks himself up

[lololomg]

THAT'S YOUR PRESIDENT AMERICA!!

[aussiegrlnz]

"Greatest weakness, it's possible that I am a little too awesome."

"That's right. Barack Steve Obama."

haha he's so funny.

[earthlyme]

Hillarious MANNN!!! Lmao...

[marcosbrazilian]

lol

[laxfighter27]

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[drloomis2008]

class act, all the way!

[nomorezing]

This was pretty funny. I would love to see a Biden/Palin version!/

[lilevo84]

You betcha!

[ShinsengumiTaicho1]

Does anyone else suspect that Stephen Colbert wrote that speech?

It was very Colbertesque.

[DarkPrynce]

LMFAO hit it on the head

[sebreathnach]

Black Caesar should be more careful with whom he dines.. 'His Eminence' is none other than the Black Pope -- and if these are Obama's prefered friends (no one I would rather be paling around with), the it surely augurs bad for those who wanted change...It's not Greek Columns Obama needs, but a film of what happened to the other Caesar, Julius...

[damanx22]

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[kelaltieri]

wow .. russian tea room. i just got it. XD

[elperromagico]

donjuan:

"And behold, a man shall come forth on YouTube and pull quotes out of his ass."

That's not Biblical, but it's as sensible as the BS you're throwing around. Please, DJ, leave the poop-flinging to the monkeys at the zoo.

Oh, and please promise to come back in 43 months and let us know how well your 'prophecies' turned out.

[donjuan1demarco]

lol oh im sorry did i offend you cause you are a puppet and have no brain to think for yourself rather then defending a person in gov when never in hisory have they kept their word lol your so lame grow up think for yourself rather then siding to a man that feeds of week minded people

[donjuan1demarco]

oh ya and it's 42 months not 43 i see you cant add either lol might want to take 1st grade again 12 months + 12 months + 12 months + 6 months = what now ? you can do it i know you can ? hey call obama maybe he will give you hope lol

[NintyGuy999sux]

It is exactly 42 months from the Pope taking his seat in May 2005 to Nov 2008 when Obama got elected...

That's the 42 months from The First Beast to the second.

[destinesia89]

even though i am an obama fan, obama has bad stand up skills lmao! jokes r good tho, mccain did better but i tink its just mccains voice dat makes it sound funny lol

dese politicians trying stand up... so unfair british politicians r so boring lol

[leah919]

that was pretty damn funny

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[NeoSlyfer]

lol Obama

[kelaltieri]

barack is swahili for 'that one'

[fatgirl009]

wow aig didnt get that many laughs so true though, makes you wonder how if mccain felt that he was such a terrible guy that pals around with all these so call radicals that he could sit at a diiner table with him im beginning to wonder if this is all the same old politics wow

[ChrisC11291980]

I think, and this comes from a white guy who has respect and admiration for Obama, the Republicans knew since Bush fucked up so bad they weren't going to win so they deliberately made McCain run his campaign the wrong way. I really do.

I mean really, why else would they have picked a dolt like Sarah Palin as his running mate?

[NwZ2]

are you kidding? she'll be in the 2012 election!

[travis7310]

Do you mean Palin? I really hope so!

[NwZ2]

Yea. It'll make that election a slam-dunk for whoever runs on the democrats side (probably Obama).

[XtremeXperts]

obviously u fag

[lisa320]

obama's really funny. lol

[benn1181]

funny. i liked both speeches.

[shaokem]

yes... both were pretty good! gotta give it up to the speech writers, which i'm sure worked closely with the two on their roasts! McCain~Palin 08

[breh529]

lol the dude in the back is fucking creeeeepy

[dawn9king]

son that nigga in the back look like the seth lord 4rm star wars

[uhhuh05]

interesting he is not as good at giving speeches when the content is humor. He spent most of the time looking down at the paper. Funny though. I have to say McCain was funnier though so if you have no other good reason to vote McCain, now you do. lol.

[audiogx]

obama got jokes ahahahaha

[stagglumens1944]

Either our nation elects Obama or the whole world goes to either Heaven or Hell in a hurry. So to all you confused people out there: watch Obama and Biden speak then watch McCain and Palin speak and then, WISE UP.

[iIIEatYou]

That old man behind obama is smoking

[elliandris]

sooo hilarious! if all political speeches were this funny, i would watch 'em waaaay more!

[acres90]

what a retard

[mollymh]

You really shouldn't use that word. You're obviously small minded.

[acres90]

yeah well they're are a lot of things i shouldnt do

[djEmk0]

start with using the internet.

[acres90]

i think i'll start by not voting for the most liberal senator in the US senate

[djEmk0]

See this is why people are NOT voting for MCcain, people like you who think they can up and bash everyone on the other side of the fence. what you don't realize is that you're only hurting your cause from your closeminded idiocy and for the sake of respect I would like to belive you may be more intelligent than that.

so do everyone a favor, vote for your canidate rather than talk down on everyone who doesn't agree with you like a douchebag.

and stay off the internet please.

thank you

[macindrew]

Obama is a class act, reminds me of Tiger Woods.

[Kuoi29]

Obama was fantastic and I just love him soooo much. Not only he looks sexy, hot and yummmmmy, I couldn't stop laughing. He was by far a lot funnier than "the other one".

Obama 08. Yes we CAN!!!!

[acres90]

careful you're gonna choke on his dick

[oneworldguy]

Both were funny. McCain was funnier. I'm still voting for Obama. :-)

[NKobs]

...Why do you feel the need to say, "I'm still voting for Obama."

Are there actually people who would take these videos into account when deciding who to vote for?...

Mccain was funny as hell though.

[oneworldguy]

I'm demonstrating that even though Obama is my guy for President, I don't dislike McCain as a person. If I were voting for "Best Comedian" between these two, McCain would get my vote. He is funnier.

Some people in here are declaring their Presidential candidate as the funnier one just for that reason alone.

[bollin564]

why do you have to say unupropriate things.....?

[jpan32]

haha lisherm i agree with you.. to many uhhh's, but ya mcCain was funny.. obama is still gonna win the race, but its nice to see that they can both step out of their shoes for a minute, and show us that they both do have a sense of humor.

[GIREESHTVM]

When the young Cuban leader Fidel spoke eloquently and passionately about change and denounced the system, the press fell in love with him.But nobody asked about the change, so by the time the executioners guns went silent, the peoples guns had been taken away. By the time everyone was equal, they were equally poor, hungry and oppressed. By the time the press noticed, it was too late, because they were now working for him.

[Lishsherm]

I thought McCain was hysterical! Obama was amusing but I kept getting distracted by all the "uhhh"s. Pet peeve of mine, but it really gets annoying. And in a prepared speech no less.

[ashleehoe]

i think mkuki2000 is jealous he/she doesn't live in america. if you hate america why are you so concerned about who runs to be president of our country huh?

[FizzlNet]

They were both too lazy in learning their speeches. Delivery was a bit off.

Oh well, I suppose the main quality for a president should not be how good stand up comedian he is.

[xy7prt3]

lol owned

[FamousEdwin]

lol hilarious!!

[mynameisJG]

GOBAMA Obama is swahili for "that one"  lol

[gabe722]

obama was great!! i love this guy. i really hope he wins. such a genuine, well-intentioned guy.

[Sp3ctre18]

oh, yes, yes of course! I love him so much too, such a wonderful person, I hope he wins! I know this politician so well, he's my best buddy, got to know him so well over TV and internet since, you know, we can get to know poeople so well like that. So much better than IRL, that I know for sure he's going to be awesome president & rally behind him!!! :D

[/sarcasm]

I don't get people who think they can talk like that, & yet, most ppl can't evne pick gf/bf, and go through so many.

[futurebass09]

i dont like obama, but that was funny.

[armanojr]

Like means manny things, but Eough is enough on bam-bam, lets try new edias.

[armanojr]

Like means manny thing, but enough is enough on bam-bam, lets try new idias.

[pnut7805]

I thought they were both hilarious! I think this was the tension breaker they both needed, they actually looked like they were having fun. It was nice to see them roasting each other all in good fun.

[DomTijanna]

They both were very amusing.... Thank you John and Barack

[SomethingAwfulYT]

"This ain't a debate, its a BBQ!"

look at all these black people.

[stevesmith7ft]

John McCain is the MAN! However, Sarah is the woman who can put crocked men in politics to the corner. Barack H. Obama is quaified th be rightly named the original "empty suit"!

[Amy31415]

"Sarah is the woman who can put crocked men in politics to the corner"?

What the hell does that mean?

(If you meant that she can control crooked men, perhaps you're right, as she's crooked herself.)

[Jaguars316]

This is hilarious! Good to see how our future pres can be funny.

[seekerforlife]

watch?v=3xsDEEB-cFA

[Guest3782]

McCain was far more funny.

[ev2256]

This was pretty funny. I would love to see a Biden/Palin version!/