A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.

[smile221]

Best chris villain of all time imo. would like to see you in the next batman movie.

[permexOQ]

CHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[walkinginsun21]

maybe he is agent smith in pickle suit

[MaroonCabbageLeaf]

You're an imposter! The real MIPS is black, and a homosexual! You aren't either!

[DoctorBeardface]

Albert Wesker! Take off that pickle suit and fight me like a man!

[Inuboy1000]

Ah virginity, something special to lose. Of course Chris will never lose his, I did, so it seems weird Chris can't. I mean he is an awkward guy, so...

[angryDAnerd]

oh no not the pickle man D:

[NewEraOutlaw]

Why are you wearing a pickle suit, Wesker?

[suedescentedsin]

@NewEraOutlaw I lol'd.

[Jensenlolman]

My god Shit is going down

[Drac39]

NOTE: This is what Chris actually believes.

[payne67]

man I do wish Chris saw this video



[JohnMooreification]

Vulpes Inculta's gourd ancestor?

[SinDawg030]

Its like Duke Nukem in a pickle suit with Wesker's voice

[5282890]

yes please keep this guy a virgin so that he cant repopulate

[ApparaTF]

Somewhere in the world Chris is shitting bricks and crying

[Undeadguy95]

You have an awesome voice, oh great pickle man!

[slimedime333g]

I am a whore master of many white trash hoes in Virginia, and I too have taken this mug shot and spread it out. My whores will know him before he approaches. They will give him nothing. He deserves nothing.

[TheSpiralDownward]

Your voice is sexy.

[Ominous66521]

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[BootyFister]

Chis just shat himself.

[permexOQ]

@BootyFister He shits himself all the time (DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS)

[BootyFister]

@permexOQ Nom nom nom nom nom.

[RikuRiku]

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

[NoLoobLeft]

Complete,

Global,

SATURATION!!! Ahhh

[MiHiVidz]

The only reason why Chris wants to marry and breed is because he knows that his parents are getting old and not long for this world. He is a parasite and needs to find some new host organism to latch onto and quick before that happens.

Chris' ideal life is to have a wife to fuck and bring home a paycheck to pay for everything Chris wants, AND a daughter to push around much like Bob Chandler had done to him.

Keeping Chris a virgin will spare at least TWO innocent lives from a Living Hell.

[finalfantisiy]

Fudga, Chris had a sheltered upbringing, he never learnt how society worked, he can't blame his autism on everything

[Fudgaboutit]

You are all as much of retards as Chris is, but worse. How? Chris's mental disability keeps him being a stupid child no matter how old he gets. What is keeping you all being mean, elementary-school children into adulthood? A really intelligent, and wise person looks down at every one of you as being more of freaks as he. This is a man with a problem. Attacking him is fucking abject, and cowardly, but do continue as you will. Just remember that you're faggots, and nothing will change it.

[NyxFTW]

0:00 *wonders who the fuck it is*

0:15 *head explodes*

[9thCircleProductions]

"Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to troll you."

[Gongleboodz]

D: Do you know where CWC went, pickle man? I WOULD GLADLY DO YOUR BIDDING IF I COULD FIND HIM.

[MRWWAYSS]

Long live the Great Nation of Pickle Men!

[ArchiveOfTruth]

the more serious agent smith.. who is the greatest agent of justice evar.

[Allyattackattack]

pickle suited nagger!

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

That is perhaps the greatest voice ever.

[ValentineNation]

I should have realized Chris Chan was Chris Redfield. Only question I have left: Why is Wesker wearing a pickle suit...?

[NewEraOutlaw]

@ValentineNation MAXIMUM PICKLE

[wagdawgwag]

@ValentineNation Because he can? ._.

[NewEraOutlaw]

@ValentineNation That's an insult to Chris Redfield. He is everything Chandler is not.

[ItsCountGraduon]

Your efforts have become legendary in the Trollisphere. I salute you all.

[videogamenostalgia]

They should have 'Pickle Wesker' as DLC in the mercenaries in Resi 5...

[c0rnbread85]

wow what a fuckin loser stalking a dude who has the mind of a 2 yr old u should feel proud of urself. the dude says n does some sick shit but it not all his fault u need a good ass kicking n then put that on youtube u fuckin hilbilly.

[freezepoppersonguy]

Your voice.... Gave me a boner... :U

[SHlNOBl3]

Fuckin pickled T-Virus

[OMGBEARS]

MASTER I HAVE WAITED A THOUSAND YEARS FOR YOUR RETURN!!!

[THERealRibbitBartono]

What I find hilarious is that people think they're better than the loopy weirdo. He's weird he's goofy, but he will live a life a misery and will most likely die alone (possibly lulz worthy.) Fucking internets man can't live with em can't live without em.

Man in the pickle suit, you should worry about losing your own virginity before worrying about Chris Chan's virginity.

[THERealRibbitBartono]

Dude I'm all for doing it for the lulz, shitting in a wallet and putting it on a busy street, LULZ, making someone smoke your pubic hair in a cig joint EPIC lulz material. He's not a nemesis dude has what two vids? Dude the fact that he wearing a pickle suit is enough lulz for me. Mocking the holocaust, hiroshima and nagazaki. LULZ. Come on dude's mentally challenge, I bet you if he owned some sort of awesome cat people would leave him alone.

[spanketyspankety]

Haha this is like professional wrestling

[videogamenostalgia]

Is this a trailer for Resident Evil 6?

[crazychristyler714]

HOLY SHIT WESKER

[SuperMariotheKing100]

Everyone knows the virus went wrong and now Wesker controls a nation full of picklemen thus this channel was created.

[patio87]

LOL, is that Liquid Chris?

[Devngel]

you were able to prevent Chris Chan from ever reproducing? GENIUS!!!! you should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize or something

[THERealRibbitBartono]

How does it feel knowing that you are actually more pathetic than Chris-Chan?

Just thought you should know that, why you would care whether someone who is clearly mentally challenged remains a virgin?

[ThexPinch]

@THERealRibbitBartono

For laughs. A silly lulcow deserves a silly nemesis. We need to keep milking his fat mantises for all the lulz we can get.

[666robinator]

@THERealRibbitBartono I second this! It says a lot about the kind of people that continuously stalk a mentally disturbed man! Look, I don't like what Christian does or says either and yeah, it's cringe inducing for sure but then again I like to think that it all stems from the lack of proper care and discipline from his parents. If anything, be angry at them! Of course these heartless cowards don't care and would rather drive him to do far worse harm to himself.

[tw1stedgrudge]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

AGENT SMITH.

YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR TRUE IDENTITY FROM ME,

AGENT SMITH.

HAHAHA I DOX'D YOU, U MAD

AGENT SMITH?

[johorean88]

Pickle Man FTW. Lulz!

[AmorMaNdA]

Omg I love this ahahaha You sound just like wekser!

[vegetableman409]

I'm gonna stop you!

[PlagueAngel88]

I knew it..you were the mastermind behind it ALL ALONG!

[BobDole128]

maan i sure hope Chris saw this..

[codemasterda]

omg its steve blum

[EnkerZero]

My, you look pale. If I didn't know any better, I would think you were white!

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

The real pickle man is black. poser

[IAMDRSTEIN]

You my freind are win. You are awesome. You are my higher power. And look and sound like wesker...which is kick ass.

[toyy7675]

@MsUmlaut Fuck you retard!

[toyy7675]

Hey TheNationofPickleMen fuck you! You asshole!

[vegetableman409]

You are a madman

[battybuddy]

You really need to say "Give him nothing"? All you have to do is show them his picture, and they'll quit prostitution in fear of one day having to take his virginity.

[XtianWestendShamer]

hey you suck just like the paintings behind you!

[TheEpicface]

lol u sound like a bad guy from a video game charecter :D

[slitor]

ARE YOU A WIZARD!

[happygameshow]

your mom has nice paintings

[BoomBoomSticks]

You're on the CWCki article for MITPS, that enough of a shout-out?

Also to avoid confusion, I suggest we call you "The Wesker Pickleman"

[xTailsPrower]

Words cant describe how much I'm loving this.

[lon242]

"It's... been a long time, Chris." (turns around)

Oh shit, Wesker... well, Pickleman IS black, but still, this was gold!

[rAdziu993]

How dare you mock him like that?Don't you see he's autistic?It's like...

ALL GLORY TO PICKLE MAN!!!

[briangavemeherpes]

the real MITPS is black dumbass

[MrMasonicboom]

@briangavemeherpes stupid fucking newfags ruin everything

[TheMrNamefag]

@MrMasonicboom

Really? The second highest rated comment has the word "newfag" in it? I've lost hope.

[Assiman]

@briangavemeherpes

You think there's only one? MITPS is a worldwide large organization, there's niggos, jews, arabs, mormons, you name it! Lynch sonichu, brother!

[spamkinglol]

@briangavemeherpes He has vitiligo.

[TheNationofPickleMen]

@briangavemeherpes I am a Pickle Man with villilago.

[leeham991]

@briangavemeherpes

The pickle suit is for any random anon. 

[ThingxHulk]

you sound like Wesker.

omg. are you Wesker in disguise?

[TheNationofPickleMen]

@ThingxHulk Maybe.

[ThingxHulk]

@TheNationofPickleMen

A NEW GENERATION OF TROLLING IS UPON US AND YOU WILL BE OUR VINEGAR!

[90sHeroMAXD]

@ThingxHulk

you know its really a coincidence that you said that because CHRIS Redfield hates Wesker.

Get where im going

[ThingxHulk]

@90sHeroMAXD

and Wesker hates Chris. its a vicious circle. and the allegory makes a lot more sense IRL.

[hemightbegiant]

@ThingxHulk Explains his intense hatred for Chris.

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS-CHAN!

[brutusmuerto]

Warn mail prostitutes too! Speshully shirtless!

[brutusmuerto]

MALE dammit!

[mhirtes12]

Ein Gott!

Ein Volk!

Ein Pickle Man!

Hail! HAIL!!!!

[valentinotroll1]

shit got real or did i just took the wrong peelz

[thesideshowman212]

Command me, And I shall obey, good sir.

[TheNationofPickleMen]

@thesideshowman212 Make a "shout out" and inform the people of my return....and tell Chris of my return and tell the trolls to tell chris of my return ;)

[TasamiOkami]

Did you get a tan?

[TheNationofPickleMen]

@TasamiOkami Ummm............yes...........

[ChristopherWChandler]

I will not be deterred by your slanderous ways, you troll! I swear to GOD AND JESUS that my love quest will be a success. I will find the TRUE and HONEST SWEETHEART BOYFRIEND FREE boy of my dreams. Go back to your TROLLSTA'S PARADISE!

[TheNationofPickleMen]

@ChristopherWChandler I stand for women and shirtless men everywhere!

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

HE IS REAL :') !!!

[TheNationofPickleMen]

@EdTheHedgehog1894 Please let everyone know I have returned

Let Chris know I am coming for him.

[8ftsantivajr]

Some epic shit man,epic shit

[Nume174]

The sweetheart search must end for the safety and rights of women everywhere.

[TheNationofPickleMen]

@Nume174 Protect all women and Shirtless men, they deserve freedom!